WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #3

#203: Eats own vinegar is anything experiences


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Looks at the look of young apprentice, Chu Ge feels quite marvelously. 看着小徒弟的眼神,楚戈感觉好奇妙。 Here Qiu Wuji vision is supple, a little admires the worship, brings to be able with him blatantly in the book forms a pair into to happy intent. 这边的秋无际目光柔柔的,有点佩服崇拜,也带着“能和他公然在书里成双入对”的喜意。 That side Qiu Wuji puts on a serious face, crosses the hands behind the back gazed towards the sky, is shutting out his strength is too weak, diverts attention two with unable to complete continually. 那边秋无际板着个脸,负手望天,正在嫌弃他实力太弱,连分心二用都做不好。 But your diverts attention two to use, looks at simply likely the essence minute/share. 可您这分心二用得,看着简直都像个精分了诶。 This small real cannot achieve. 这小的真做不到啊。 Why stupidly to visit me?” Qiu Wuji stands behind him, pinched his shoulder, puts one's mouth close to another's ear quietly, language including flattering intent: Captures female sect leader in Cloudridge Sect, is the feeling specially good?” “干嘛傻愣愣的看着我?”秋无际站在他背后,捏了捏他的肩膀,又悄悄附耳下去,语含媚意:“在云际宗攻略女宗主,感觉是不是特别好啊?” Chu Ge on en’d. 楚戈一下就嗯了 The Qiu Wuji complexion actually instantaneously changed, shoulder massage turned pinched the meat: You like her!” 秋无际脸色却瞬间变了,捏肩变成了掐肉:“你就是更喜欢她吧!” Chu Ge: „???” 楚戈:“???” What and what, did oneself eat oneself vinegar to come? That is not you! 什么和什么,自己吃起自己的醋来了?那不也是你吗! Qiu Wuji covers face ying chirp: I help you prepare food, helping you manage the book review, but also with you, you liked a putting on a serious face smelly woman!” 秋无际捂脸嘤嘤嘤:“我帮你做饭,帮你管书评,还跟你亲亲了,你就喜欢一个板着脸的臭女人!” My this...... especially...... was not......” Chu Ge person stutter, was busy at coaxing: The Qiuqiu that I like certainly...... is not you are not a person ouch fuck......” “我这……特么……不是……”楚戈人都结巴了,忙哄:“我当然喜欢的这个秋秋啊……不是你们不是一个人吗哎哟卧槽……” Qiu Wuji from referring to the seam peeped his eyes, puts in great inconvenience anxiously: I prepare food, your writing be not always thinking well looks for the woman!” 秋无际从指缝里偷看了他一眼,又委屈巴巴:“我做饭去,你好好码字别总想着找女人!” Chu Ge partly is opening mouth to gaze after her to run to go to the kitchen, a brain is the flour gruel. 楚戈半张着嘴目送她跑去厨房,一脑子都是糊糊。 world in the book. 书中世界 Qiu Wuji casts a sidelong glance slantingly Chu Ge: Diverted attention to use up? Can here down restart?” 秋无际斜睨楚戈一眼:“分心用完了?这边宕机可以重启了没?” Chu Ge does cough: Good. Today do we go?” 楚戈:“好了好了。今天我们去哪?” Has the food that love brain concubine makes, you in any case what like that Qiuqiu!” Qiu Wuji leaves in a huff...... “去吃那个恋爱脑小女人做的饭去吧,反正你喜欢的是那个秋秋!”秋无际拂袖而去…… Chu Ge sits on the lawn two eye socket circles, the thorough down 2-3 seconds, crawled to pursue rapidly: Aii wait/etc I, here group of I am not ripe......” 楚戈坐在草地上两眼圈圈,彻底宕机了2-3秒,才飞速爬起来追了上去:“哎哎等等我,这里路我不熟啊……” The Qiu Wuji sleeves flap, led the prominent peak him again, before own room . 秋无际衣袖漫卷,再度将他带到了主峰,自己的屋前。 Two young maidservants look at Chu Ge inquisitively, observes .jpg in secret 两个小侍女探头探脑地看楚戈,暗中观察.jpg They are not the real maidservants, is only the hanger-on disciple, helping me look in the mountain the flowers and plants, does matter that some uploads issue, the maidservant who does not serve the daily life...... you dares to hit their idea I to throw randomly from the mountain you.” Qiu Wuji jumps such from the gap between teeth. “她们不是真侍女,只是门下弟子,帮我照料山中花草,做些上传下达的事儿,不是侍奉生活起居的丫鬟……你敢乱打她们主意我就把你从山上扔下去。”秋无际从齿缝里蹦出这么一句。 mo song guo ti huo cancels fermium ju heng merit hu ru fu xi jia sha to drill yao qing ma to abstain from merit app adze han geng xia deserted nail partner jie lu xi ai cen wo adze han fou Qi Quanxun ji zui shi small side gate kang umbrella brook chain pian to teach zhan cen fan hu jia lu xiang to reach ren ma tang xin hu xi jiao Qi Mo 銆愯瘑鍗佸勾鐨勮佷功鍙嬬粰鎴戞帹鑽愮殑杩戒功app锛屽挭鍜闃呰伙紒鐪熺壒涔堝鐢锛屽紑杞佺潯鍓嶉兘闈犺繖涓鏈楄诲惉涔墦鍙戞椂闂达紝杩欓噷鍙浠笅杞銆 Chu Ge did not look askance followed up the room: I know that you do not have the maidservant.” 楚戈目不斜视地跟进了屋:“我知道你没丫鬟。” You write right did not turn off the front door to......” Qiu Wuji, oneself are sitting in the hall, sizes up Chu Ge quite a while, smiled suddenly: Chu Ge, you are really my disciple.” “你写的嘛对不对……”秋无际关了大门,自己在堂中正坐,打量了楚戈半天,忽然一笑:“楚戈,你真是我弟子啦。” Chu Ge said: Of course.” 楚戈道:“本来就是啊。” That may be different, in your words this called the ceremony feeling.” Qiu Wuji feels the chin to think: I in want you to kneel down to serve tea.” “那可不一样,按你的话说这叫仪式感。”秋无际摸着下巴想了想:“我在想要不要你下跪奉茶。” Do not hit seven wound fists, that side do you learn writing a book to also kneel from me?” “别打七伤拳啊,那边你跟我学写书要不要也跪一个?” „Does that useless death woman kneel with my what does/works?” “那个没用的死女人跪不跪与我何干?” Chu Ge suspends rottenly: You make her first kneel, I do not believe you to be really willing.” 楚戈摆烂:“那你让‘她’先跪一个,我不信你真肯。” Qiu Wuji gazes at fixedly. 秋无际瞪视。 Chu Ge returns stares. 楚戈回瞪。 Looked at each other in blank diamay the period of time, Qiu Wuji snorted, gave up this topic: How long your can divine sense station here? Feeling a while.” 面面相觑了好一阵子,秋无际“哼”了一声,放弃了这个话题:“你神念能在这里驻留多久?感觉有一阵子了。” Chu Ge roughly felt: Should also be able about a half hour, possibly not to arrive.” 楚戈大致感受了一下:“应该还能半小时左右,可能不到一点。” Has been imagined me were actually quite more.” Qiu Wuji asked: This world condition and that side are different, does not need the intertwining choices. this Eminence first passes on your my sect basic heart law, first made the status of your being in direct line disciple passable...... several minutes enough. Then what do you also want to study?” “倒是已经比我想象中的好不少了。”秋无际问道:“此世条件和那边不一样,不需要纠结取舍。本座先传你本宗基本心法,先让你嫡传弟子的身份说得过去……几分钟够了。然后你还想学点什么?” Chu Ge scratches the head: For a short time has not thought that good...... I to be considering actually, if the residence time can lengthen, later my side writes seven in the future, oneself hide here writes seven books from heaven, the going out volume dies they......” 楚戈挠头:“一时半会没想好……我倒是在考虑,如果驻留时间能够延长,以后我那边写个七日后,自己在这边躲着写七天书,出去卷死他们……” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” The Qiu Wuji willow eyebrows are but actually vertical: You came the xianxia rivers and lakes, the family companions in the side...... not, the master before, unexpectedly retains the draft writing a book that you think, dies Chu Ge!” 秋无际柳眉倒竖:“你来了仙侠江湖,眷侣在侧……呃不,师父在前,你想的居然是存稿写书,去死一死吧楚戈!” Bang, an illusory big hand patted, pats Chu Ge on the floor, the hands and feet twitched several to be motionless. “砰”地一声,一只虚幻大手拍了下来,一把将楚戈拍在地板上,手脚抽搐了几下不动了。 The Qiu Wuji air/Qi resulted in Cloudridge Mountain to fluctuate, stares Chu Ge to come for quite a while, said angrily: First goes to study the basic heart law, a half hour cannot carry not to eat meal!” 秋无际气得云际山都在起伏,瞪了楚戈来半天,才愤然道:“先去学基本心法,半小时背不下来不许吃饭!” ............ ………… Eats meal.” The voice in kitchen conveys. “吃饭啦。”厨房里的声音传来。 Chu Ge divine sense withdrew from world in the book tidal, returns to the main body, quite somewhat stretches oneself exhaustedly. 楚戈神念潮水般退出了书中世界,回归本体,颇有些疲惫地伸了个懒腰。 This divine sense in is very exhausting, no wonder Qiuqiu could not support before each time must go back, after going back , the exhausted times have not been able to come out immediately. This were realizes, the brain was murky, but also a little swelling feeling, with living. slight illness same 神念驻留真的很累人啊,怪不得以前秋秋每次撑不住了都要回去,回去后还有一段疲惫期不能即时出来。这次自己算是体会到了,脑子昏昏沉沉的,还有点肿胀感,跟生了场小病一样。 This condition wants saying that for a short time goes in really unable to accomplish again one time, at least must rest 2-3 days. 这状态一时半会想说再进去一次是真办不到,起码得歇个2-3天的。 What dizzy is two Qiuqiu attitudes, unexpectedly also ate oneself vinegar to come especially, for a while made Chu Ge feel having a dream, the person were silly. 更让人头昏脑涨的是两个秋秋的态度,居然还特么自己吃起自己的醋来了,一时让楚戈觉得在做梦,人都傻了。 That side does not need the divine sense biography to give in the law intentionally, punishing him endorses...... the basic heart law, although is short, less than a half can hour carry? 那边故意不用神念传输心法,罚他背书……基本心法虽然短,不到半小时怎么背得完啊? Cannot carry not to eat meal. 背不完还不许吃饭。 The result shouted that softly ate meal...... 结果这边柔柔地喊吃饭了…… Chu Ge felt oneself must accept the electrotherapy...... 楚戈觉得自己是不是要去接受一下电疗…… Runs up to kitchen help/gang Qiu Wuji to carry the dining table the meal, discovered does unexpectedly these internet celebrity emaciated looks, look gaudy is very attractive, does not know to be delicious. 跑到厨房帮秋无际把饭菜端上饭桌,发现做的居然还是那些网红菜色,看着花里胡哨的很好看,也不知道好不好吃。 No wonder usually prepares food is very quick, today tossed about was so long. 怪不得平时做饭都挺快,今天折腾了这么久。 Two people atmosphere strange sitting facing each other, took the chopsticks to look at for quite a while mutually, Qiu Wuji said: Looks at anything to look, has not eaten meal!” 两人气氛怪怪的相对而坐,拿着筷子互相看了半天,秋无际才道:“看什么看,还不吃饭!” Chu Ge asked carefully: „It is not you make me not probably eat meal?” 楚戈小心问:“不是你让我不许吃饭的嘛?” Qiu Wuji chopsticks, look angrily and fiercely: You listen her to listen my! Likes listening to the words of that ominous woman, do not eat!” 秋无际一顿筷子,横眉怒目:“你听她的还是听我的!喜欢听那个凶女人的话是吧,那你别吃啊!” Chu Ge lowers the head to eat rapidly. 楚戈迅速低头扒饭。 The women suppress to scold including oneself. 女人狠起来连自己都骂。 Qiu Wuji also starts to eat, snort/hum chirp said: Are many on her matter, that tattered heart law also makes one carry......” 秋无际也开始扒饭,哼唧唧道:“就她事儿多,那点破烂心法还让人背……” Chu Ge knows the limitation not to do right after something else, making her own eat own vinegar. 楚戈识相地不接茬,让她自己吃自己的醋去。 But...... Qiu Wuji stopped scolding on the other hand, quite somewhat anticipated that asked him: Today goes in these time, how feels? Is beautiful scenery is very attractive, is the air is much fresher?” “但是话说回来了啊……”秋无际停止了自骂,颇有些期待地问他:“今天进去这些时间,感觉怎样?是不是山清水秀很漂亮,是不是空气都清新得多?” Chu Ge said: That compared absolutely well here is too many, I suspected that the true body breathed in the past wants the drunk oxygen.” 楚戈道:“那绝对比这里好太多了啊,我怀疑真身过去呼吸都要醉氧。” Qiu Wuji clamped a chopsticks vegetable/dish to him, jumps for joy saying: Eats, diligently cultivation, strives for the next more than time to stay for two days, I lead you to go out to play.” 秋无际给他夹了一筷子菜,雀跃道:“多吃点,努力修行,争取下一次多呆两天,我带你出去玩啊。” „It is not that ominous woman brings?” “不是那凶女人带的吗?” Qiu Wuji eye of reveal ominous light. 秋无际目露凶光。 Chu Ge continues to eat. 楚戈继续扒饭。 Next time you will go, I also drill!” Qiu Wuji snort/hum chirp said: I am staying here, you are affectionate in that side, always feels you and other women in the same place, even if that were I...... I am not truly much better in this......” “下次你进去,我也钻回去!”秋无际哼唧唧道:“我在这里呆着,你在那边卿卿我我的,总感觉你和其他女人在一起嘛,哪怕那确实是我自己……我不在这就好多了……” That......” Chu Ge probes was asking: Before such long time, was you in that side looked that I flirted with one another with you here, how to have this feeling?” “那……”楚戈试探着问:“以前这么长的时间,都是你在那边看我在这里和你打情骂俏的,怎么没这种感觉?” Qiu Wuji the cheek is thinking for a long time, to say slowly: Before can that be probably I emits clone to pull up you...... to be possible you to arrive at my front now?” 秋无际支着腮帮子想了好久,才慢慢道:“以前那大概可以算是我放出分身撩你……可现在你走到了我的面前?” Chu Ge is very difficult to substitute, shakes the head to eat meal. 楚戈还是很难代入,摇摇头吃饭。 To put it bluntly is not ten thousand old aged vinegar jugs! 说白了不就是个万年老陈醋坛子嘛! However...... such experience quite interesting...... and other will be really longer in the future, will also have any interesting matter, Chu Ge anticipated. 不过……这样的体验真的好有趣啊……等将来驻留越长,还会发生些什么有趣的事,楚戈非常期待。 PS: A little difficult to write, slightly Carvin, not necessarily, do not wait in the evening...... PS:有点难写,略卡文,晚上不一定有加,别等……
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