WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

#129: „Husband outline”


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Chu Ge was clutched the ear to tilt the head, has not actually set out, the faint smile looks at angry Qiu Wuji. 楚戈被揪着耳朵歪着头,却没起身,似笑非笑地看着怒气冲冲的秋无际 The Qiu Wuji air/Qi results in the chest to fluctuate, the silver tooth bites tightly, the fire in eye spurted quickly, cutting tooth say/way: Surnamed Chu! You......” 秋无际气得胸膛起伏,银牙紧咬,眼里的火都快喷出来了似的,切齿道:“姓楚的!你……” Hey, you spanked my not to say you pig foot, did I hit you to be obscene?” Chu Ge is languid: This fist ten thousand years of skill?” “喂,你打我屁股不说你下流,我打你就下流啦?”楚戈懒洋洋道:“这一拳万年功力吗?” Qiu Wuji silly, remembers the subconsciousness first with the dozen buttocks come ahead of time to counter-attack. 秋无际傻了一下,才想起下意识先用打屁股来“提前反击”的正是自己。 I, I can hit in any case, you cannot hit ~ Qiu Wuji starts to act shamelessly. “我、反正我可以打,你不能打~”秋无际开始耍赖。 Chu Ge stands up, has transferred the buttocks: Since you that want to touch, that traces...... áo to you ~ 楚戈站起身来,转过屁股:“既然你那么想摸,那就给你摸摸……~” The big buttocks sway in the front, Qiu Wuji was almost the instinct flies a foot, the Chu Ge Pingsha falls the wild goose to fly on the bed to lie is being motionless. 大屁股在面前摇晃,秋无际几乎是本能地飞起一脚,楚戈平沙落雁飞到了床上趴着不动了。 Qiu Wuji said: Is embarrassed your posture to suspend such well, I have not borne......” 秋无际道:“不好意思你姿势摆得这么好,我没忍住……” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” He turns over/stands up, sits casts a sidelong glance in the sides of the bed slantingly Qiu Wuji, looked at for quite a while, said reluctantly: Sect Leader Qiu dominates Nine Provinces Immortal Dao, now can, dare to leave home.” 他翻身而起,坐在床沿斜睨秋无际,上上下下看了半天,才懒懒道:“秋宗主称霸九州仙道,现在能了啊,敢离家出走了啊。” Qiu Wuji is putting on a serious face to retrocede half step, the eyeball unconsciousness transfers the revolutions. 秋无际板着脸后退半步,眼珠子无意识地转啊转。 Is also knows wrong?” A Chu Ge also face board: Wrong in which?” “是不是自己也知道错啦?”楚戈也把脸一板:“错在哪了?” Qiu Wuji retrocedes. 秋无际还是后退。 Lacks in resonance, is really is helped by him, said that was rescued not exaggeratingly...... dominating Nine Provinces that otherwise where comes, let alone victory and defeat, as long as is injured is more serious, this time aspect is not so good. 底气不足啊,真是被他帮了忙,说被救了也不夸张……不然哪来的称霸九州哦,别说胜负了,但凡受伤得更严重些,此时的局面都没这么好。 In he repeatedly did not remind under the premise that wanted do not have a low opinion of the enemy negligently goes back to prepare for earlier, really and old father equally was verbose many times...... 还是在他反复提醒不要大意不要轻敌早点回去备战的前提下,真的跟老父亲一样絮叨了多少次了…… Finally this. 结果还是这。 Qiu Wuji thought that does not have the face, without the face sees him, feels the buttocks to itch, probably takes a beating should also. 秋无际觉得非常没面子,没脸见他,更觉得屁股发痒,好像挨揍也应该。 Therefore leaves home. 所以离家出走啊。 Sees her careful retreat instigates the type rarely, Chu Ge is a little at heart happy, in the surface is putting on a serious face: What draws back to draw back, can I also be more fearful than Yan Qianlie? He can kill people, can I drop? Comes.” 见她小心后退的难得怂样,楚戈心里有点乐,面上还是板着脸:“退什么退,我还能比炎千烈可怕不成?他能杀人,我能咋滴?过来。” Qiu Wuji thought that you were more fearful than Yan Qianlie, you can eat the person...... 秋无际觉得你比炎千烈可怕多了,你能吃人…… Pants eventually afraid, Qiu Wuji is pursing the lips the past slightly, the mouth middle course: Cannot hit me.” 终究心虚气短,秋无际还是微微噘着嘴走了过去,口中道:“不许打我。” „Did that know mistakenly?” “那知道错了没?” Knew, Master ~ Qiu Wuji softened finally: I read too many plots, always thinks that understands his all means. Now side knowledge, I can endure, his energy, cannot regard with the old way of looking at things, so that after misinterpreting......, my not watching tv sentiment, was not the good deed......” “知道了啦,师父~”秋无际终于软化:“我看了太多剧情,总以为了解他一切手段。现在方知,我能堪真,他也能,不能用老眼光看待,以致误判……以后我不看剧情了,不是好事……” What I said is this?” Chu Ge continues to carry forward the husband outline: To help some innocent little miss, is master overdrawn spirit, nearly does the faint, then trade to stay away and leave home? Qiu Wuji you do not have conscience ~ “我说的是这个吗?”楚戈继续发扬夫纲:“为了帮某个不懂事的小姑娘,为师精神透支,险些昏厥,然后就换来避而不见、离家出走?秋无际你没良心~” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” How don't I believe your overdrawn spirit nearly faint? 我怎么就不信你精神透支险些昏厥呢? However mentioned perhaps also similarly, most exaggerating...... he began studies practices to cloud over for the first time strikes, the spiritual observation world was dizzy, let alone suppressed Yan Qianlie, revised the plot? Perhaps is truly exhausted. 不过说来恐怕也差不多,最多夸张了点……他初学乍练变天击地,精神观察世界都头昏脑涨,何况镇压炎千烈,修正剧情?恐怕确实挺疲惫。 Such a wants really somewhat to be embarrassed, Qiu Wuji slow of speech say/way: Good, cooks the chicken soup to make up today to you, accompanies a crime......” 这么一想还真有些不好意思,秋无际讷讷道:“好啦,今天给你炖鸡汤补补,陪个罪……” What I want is the chicken soup?” Chu Ge is putting on a serious face: Sits.” “我要的是鸡汤吗?”楚戈还是板着脸:“坐过来。” Qiu Wuji sits by the half buttocks in the sides of the bed, to his one foot, vigilant said/tunnel: Cannot spank my.” 秋无际挨着半边屁股坐在床沿,离他一尺,警惕地道:“不许打我屁股。” Chu Ge was happy, dryly coughed and said: „Do I hit you to do? You look at the master working with the heart labor force, is this/should shoulder massage?” 楚戈乐了,干咳道:“我打你干什么?你看师父劳心劳力的,是不是该捏捏肩?” Indeed did you toss about for quite a while to this goal? 敢情您折腾了半天还是冲着这目标啊? Qiu Wuji somewhat does not know whether to laugh or cry, does this calculate your first thought? 秋无际有些哭笑不得,这算你初心是吧? Her little while feels and hits the buttocks contrast actually, this is really not the matter......, if his real overdrawn spirit faint...... en...... 她这会儿倒是觉得和打屁股对比,这真不算事……如果他真的精神透支昏厥的话………… Qiu Wuji hesitant, is pursing the lips to search the hand: Turns around.” 秋无际犹豫了一下,还是噘着嘴把手探了上去:“转身。” Chu Ge hides a lot of happy expressions to turn around, Qiu Wuji really starts shoulder massage honestly, in the mouth the supple sound said: Good, looks at type that your child was bullied must compensate......” 楚戈藏着一肚子笑意转过身,秋无际果然老老实实开始捏肩,口中柔声道:“好啦,瞧你那副小孩子被欺负了要补偿的样儿……” Who is the child feeds? Chu Ge thinks, en, probably both people are. 谁才是小孩子啊喂?楚戈想了一下,,好像两个人都是。 Does not manage, the dream of Qiuqiu shoulder massage eventually was realized, is quite comfortable...... she to the human body the cognitive steamroll world of muscle and in meridians everyone, comfortable degree simply saying a word that this shoulder pinches indescribably, too crisp...... 不管了,秋秋捏肩的梦想终于实现了,好舒服啊……她对人体肌肉和经络的认知碾压世上所有人,这肩膀捏起来的舒服程度简直言语无法形容,太爽了有没有…… Crisper psychologically. 更爽的在心理上。 Just beat the powerful enemy, overawes the Immortal Dao overlord who the Nine Provinces outstanding heroes bowed the head, suffering young wife in this shoulder massage...... 刚刚击败强敌,威震九州群雄俯首的仙道霸主,委委屈屈小媳妇似的在这捏肩…… Isn't this first thought...... this calls training to be good? 这不是初心……这叫调教好不好? How or does the husband outline inspire? Ahem. 要不夫纲怎么振?哼哼。 Actually listens to Qiu Wuji saying: You...... do not want the brain to deceive woman shoulder massage, thinks well, since Yan Qianlie has detected and tried to work loose the Heavenly Dao, in the world will have others so, do not turn over.” 却听秋无际道:“你啊……不要满脑子骗女人捏肩,好好想想既然炎千烈已经察觉并试图挣脱天道了,世上是不是还会有其他人如此,你可别翻车。” Chu Ge said: Most wants to challenge is not you who the Heavenly Dao makes me turn over?” 楚戈道:“最想挑战天道让我翻车的不是你么?” Qiu Wuji was startled being startled, actually listens to Chu Ge to continue said: „, Actually, you and Yan Qianlie they are the ally are in some sense right, challenges my big boss together, everyone works loose the fetter and assurance destiny, henceforth as boundless as the heavens and sea anything.” 秋无际怔了怔,却听楚戈续道:“诶,其实某种意义上,你和炎千烈他们算是盟友才对,一起挑战我这个大波SS,大家挣脱束缚、把握命运,从此天高海阔什么的。” Qiu Wuji is pinching the shoulder silently, said in a low voice: Actually yes.” 秋无际默默捏着肩,低声道:“其实是的。” Two people are speechless for a while. 两人一时无言。 Passed the period of time, Qiu Wuji muttered: Who called this big boss is so loathful.” 过了好一阵子,秋无际才咕哝:“谁叫这个大波SS这么讨人厌。” Subtext: Who called this big boss is so good, stirred up rebellion me. 潜台词:谁叫这个大波SS这么好,把我策反了。 Chu Ge thinks of not to understand, sighs: Said that I am boss, I am injust, I just write a book to make money, whom incur to annoy who......” 楚戈装着没听懂,叹气道:“说我是波SS,我是冤的,我只不过写书赚钱,招谁惹谁了……” Qiu Wuji nods, somewhat unexpected misfortune in his angle the meaning, who wants to obtain the comp book novel, finally world to become true, character revolt, but also suffering taken sword changes the plot on the neck. 秋无际点了点头,在他的角度上才真有点“无妄之灾”的意思,谁想得到写本小说,结果世界成真、人物造反,还委委屈屈被拿剑架在脖子上改剧情。 Chu Ge slightly will somewhat depend exhaustedly in the future, Qiu Wuji has not rejected, no matter what he by himself, then pinches the temples. 楚戈有些小疲惫地往后靠,秋无际没拒绝,任他靠在自己身上,转而捏太阳穴。 Chu Ge by Cloudridge Mountain, actually has no interest in experience comfortably soft fragrant, said in a low voice: Qiuqiu, I very contradictory...... I am not big boss attempt to operate others' joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, not only to you, even to Yan Qianlie, I thought that wants to work loose is should, feels for others, no one can bear right......, but some of your my feelings, once messes up thoroughly, I likely have something go wrong...... at least at my current spiritual strength, is unable to withstand such disorder or the collapse.” 楚戈舒服地靠在云际山间,却无心体验柔软香甜,低声道:“秋秋,我很矛盾……我不是什么大波SS妄图操纵别人的喜怒哀乐,不仅是对你,甚至对炎千烈,我都觉得想要挣脱是非常应该的,将心比心,谁也受不了对吧……但你我都有种感觉,一旦彻底乱套,我很可能出岔子……至少以我目前的精神力量,无法承受这样的紊乱或崩溃。” Qiu Wuji en one , because of this premonition, she does not dare to change the plot carelessly, for example ran to kill Chu Tiange and so on, once in the brain flashed past such thought that does not dare to put into practice completely. 秋无际”了一声,正是因为这种预感,她才不敢胡乱去更改剧情,比如跑去杀了楚天歌之类的,曾经脑子里一闪而过这样的念头,完全不敢去付诸实施。 That very possible is not killing Chu Tiange, is killing Chu Ge. 那很可能不是在杀楚天歌,是在杀楚戈了。 What possibly causes is „the Heavenly Dao arrives at revision, then turned into itself and Chu Ge decisive battle, must have a side to end the calf. 最可能导致的是“天道降临修正”,然后变成了自己和楚戈的决战,必有一方完犊子。 Cannot do that. 不能这么做。 But her Qiu Wuji can control, tries to change from other corners cautiously works loose, others may not have this criterion. Others so-called careful, nothing but is avoids the Heavenly Dao to detect, once thought that was capable of challenging, first was rips day, without a doubt. 但她秋无际能控制,小心翼翼地从其他边边角角试图改变挣脱,别人可没这尺度。别人的所谓小心,无非是躲避天道察觉,一旦觉得有能力挑战了,第一时间就是“撕天”,毋庸置疑。 Therefore your I am an enemy.” Qiu Wuji said in a low voice: „The god in creation world, with wanting to be in control of the destiny cultivating true virtue, in others' story, this is the story of man will conquer nature. Therefore you have actually been helping me challenge yourself.” “所以你我本来是敌人啊。”秋无际低声道:“创造世界的神,和想要把握自己命运的修真者,在别人的故事里,这是人定胜天的故事。所以你其实一直在帮我挑战你自己。” I dislike that dog blood, I write the crisp article is not intertwines.” Chu Ge is definitely saying very much: I determined that we have not conflicted essentially, can coexist. But the time caused some...... to want certain degree ahead of time troublesome, the world may the revolution, so-called world creating god retire after meritorious service greatly by that time, bringing my family Qiuqiu to live together affectionately.” “我讨厌那种狗血,我是写爽文的不是来纠结的。”楚戈很是肯定地说着:“我确定我们本质上是没有冲突,可以并存的。只不过时间提前才导致了一些麻烦……只要到了一定的程度,世界大可自我运转,到那时候所谓创世神功成身退,带着我家秋秋双宿双飞去。” Qiu Wuji gets angry: Bah! Who and you lives together affectionately, hasn't your dream awaked?” 秋无际怒道:“呸!谁和你双宿双飞,你梦没醒吗?” Makes him by pinch the temples on oneself, while spoke this saying, Qiu Wuji thought that no persuasive power, shoves open him shamefully and angrily: Sufficed? Eats meal!” 一边让他靠在自己身上捏着太阳穴,一边说这话,秋无际自己都觉得没什么说服力,恼羞成怒地把他推开:“够了没?去吃饭!” Chu Ge sits the straight body, visits her earnestly: Qiuqiu, is you comes out, really good...... I to be thinking, if the class/flow of Yan Qianlie ran, how this world will become.” 楚戈坐直身子,认真地看着她:“秋秋,是你出来,真好……我在想,如果炎千烈之流跑出来了,这世界会变得怎样。” Qiu Wuji is startled slightly, slowly stared in a big way the eye. 秋无际微微一怔,慢慢瞪大了眼睛。 What to do did female lead run from the book? What to do probably does not have, everyone can seek common ground while maintaining difference to reach the compromise. 女主角从书里跑出来了怎么办?好像没怎么办,大家可以求同存异达成妥协。 You have the skill to soak female lead to be in love. 你有本事就泡女主角谈恋爱啊。 What truly awfully is, what to do did the male villain run from the book? 真正要命的是,男反派从书里跑出来了怎么办?
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