WSIDWTFLETB :: Volume #2

#102: Naturally lives in the hotel


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I also want to collect the shell......” “我还想捡贝壳……” After the sunset, the beach amusement park closed, Qiu Wuji grabs a big shell to be reluctant to part. 日落之后,海滩游乐场就关门了,秋无际抓着一大把贝壳依依不舍。 Why the seashore must close?” The old woman did not understand very much. “为什么海边还要关门的啊?”老太太很不理解。 In the evening the accident risk increases, who was not involved in the into the sea|nautical mile carefully, or eats to support the roaming is too far, the rescue personnel may not discover promptly . Moreover the rescue difficulty also enhanced...... closed is reasonable.” “晚上意外风险增加,谁不小心被卷进海里、或者吃撑了游太远,救援人员不一定能及时发现,而且救援难度也提高了……关门是合理的。” Chu Ge looks that her small appearance also wants to smile, before a anything did not have the interest appearance, the matter that finally does and children have no difference, picks the performance of shell not to distinguish just before leaving longingly. 楚戈看着她那小模样也很想笑,之前一副什么都没兴趣的样子,最终做的事和孩子们没什么区别,就连临走时依依不舍捡贝壳的表现都没区别。 Reached an agreement mind like still water? 说好了心如止水呢? Your this finally was useful...... this thing Chu Ge to have the shell to experience, in childhood liked picking, picking one pile went home and did not have the place to put not be unattractive, finally has not all thrown up...... 你这把贝壳最后有啥用……这玩意楚戈可太有经验了,小时候爱捡,捡了一堆回家又没地方放又不好看,最终还不是全扔光了…… Qiu Wuji guessed correctly that he is thinking anything, snort/hum chirp said: The shell that I collect has the way! With difference that you think!” 秋无际猜到他在想什么,哼唧唧道:“我捡的贝壳有门道的!和你想的不一样!” Chu Ge awakens: Is it possible that has the spiritual energy?” 楚戈醒悟:“莫非有灵气?” Yes, I am selecting picking that has the little spiritual energy.” Qiu Wuji said: „The seabed world definitely has the treasure contamination, waits for night me to search.” “是啊,我挑着有一点点灵气的捡的。”秋无际道:“海底世界肯定有宝贝沾染,等夜里我下去探探。” The Chu Ge first response worried: Your this clone, diving deep sea, night...... has the danger?” 楚戈第一反应是担忧:“你这个分身,潜深海,还是夜里……有危险吧?” The secondary reaction is in the heart complains, since must go to sea to wash the real treasure, that this did moisten spiritual energy broken shell not white collect? 第二反应才是心中吐槽,既然都要下海淘真宝贝了,那这沾了一点灵气的破贝壳不还是白捡么? Considered as finished does not dare saying that said that must come under attack. 算了不敢说,说了要挨打。 Qiu Wuji is very satisfied his worry, smiles saying: When the time comes has a look again, here is not the deep sea, should the issue not be big. The real feeling incorrect words I will not show off power blindly, can only say that you do not have good fortune .” 秋无际果然很满意他的担忧,笑眯眯道:“到时候再看看,这边又不是深海,理应问题不大。真感觉不行的话我也不会瞎逞强,只能说你没福分。” Chu Ge said: If the into the sea|nautical mile has the monster, this seashore so many people play......” 楚戈道:“如果海里有怪物,这海边这么多人玩……” Therefore should not be the monster, is the goods.” Qiu Wuji said: Very possibly is a stone and bead, this kind, hidden buried in the seabed mud...... this kind encounters me to see.” “所以应该不是什么怪物啦,就是物品。”秋无际道:“很可能是块石头、珠子,这一类的,隐埋在海底泥巴里……这类遭遇我见多了。” Chu Ge thinks: Since the person will have ability, the animal can become a ghost, properly speaking after the founding of the nation, does not permit......” 楚戈想了想:“既然人会有异能,动物会不会成精啊,按理说建国后不允许……” Qiu Wuji: „?” 秋无际:“?” cough, no.” Chu Ge deliberately considered that ability of person cannot the person variation, does not become the monster concept, enabling a fish to be away from internet line to hit person that unable to manifest, the monster does not have mostly. ,没什么。”楚戈寻思人的异能也不能把人变异,并不是成妖的概念,让一条鱼能隔着网线打人那也体现不出来,多半怪物是没有的。 But if really has what spiritual energy to be rich, the unvisited place, did not say. 但如果真存在什么灵气非常浓郁、人迹罕至的地方,就不太好说了。 However at least the quarters of this near person, are unlikely to present the monster, should be cleaned up early, therefore everyone had not heard...... the mother their department is not eats without working, how to be busy at having no free time to go home? 不过至少这种近人的生活区,不太可能出现怪物,早该被清理了,所以大家从来没听说过……老妈她们的部门又不是吃干饭的,要不怎么会忙得没空回家呢? Such a thinks that Chu Ge is a little suddenly proud, originally the parents are the patron god. 这么一想楚戈忽然有点自豪,原来爹妈是守护神呢。 Oh......” Chu Ge stretches oneself: Also thinks that cultivated to study Ultraman to hit the small monster, finally chatted to pull the fart in online and person. The beautiful woman comes out to play, meets the matter that was said something to smooth things over to fight not to see, makes me suspect the charm of beautiful woman not too enough......” “唉……”楚戈伸了个懒腰:“还以为修炼起来了能学奥特曼打小怪兽呢,最后还是在网上和人聊天扯屁。就连带美女出来玩,遇上被搭讪打架的事都没见到,不禁让我怀疑身边美人儿的魅力是不是不太够……” Qiu Wuji look danger: „Do you want to trade one?” 秋无际眼神危险:“你想换一个是吧?” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Where now your society in the presence of everyone the feudal bully who comes so many to sexually harass the female, you consider the book that you write, has the matter to be all right main character to have a liking to court disaster for the side woman?” Qiu Wuji sneers saying: Has a handsome man actually, had just been sexually harassed, lucky in love great.” “现在你们这个社会哪来那么多当众调戏女子的恶霸,你当是你写的书呢,有事没事主角就要为了身边女人被看上而惹祸?”秋无际冷笑道:“倒是有个美男子,刚刚被人调戏过哦,艳福不浅。” Chu Ge said: Therefore you said why the male sexually harassing female is the feudal bully, the female sexually harasses the man to be lucky in love?” 楚戈道:“所以你说,为什么男的调戏女子就是恶霸,女子调戏男子就是艳福呢?” Qiu Wuji felt the chin to fall into the ponder, this seemed like the philosophical question. 秋无际摸着下巴陷入了思考,这好像是个哲学问题。 But finally also similar, male must come under attack, female also wants! A moment ago woman, if did not know the limitation, punched does not die her he! 但结果也差不多,男的要挨打,女的也要!刚才那女人若是不识相,揍不死她丫的! She is furious: „Have you walked, where walk go? Looked for the woman?” 她气哼哼道:“你就这么一直走,走哪去?找刚才的女人吗?” Helpless Chu Ge said: Eats meal. The darkness, you were not hungry I to be hungry.” 楚戈无奈道:“吃饭啊。天黑了,你不饿我饿。” What...... eats?” “哦……吃什么?” Since to the seashore, naturally is the seafood.” “既然到了海边,当然是海鲜。” Chu Ge does not know that Nanjiang eats the seafood and other places is whether same, in brief was not very same as the day material seafood, Sashimi and so on way of eating was few, mainly makes the prepared food, fished the light approach in white/vain burning steams and so on to be in the majority fresh, fish and shrimp crab and so on dipped some accent good sauces, got down freshly and tenderly, beautiful resulted in does not know world what world. 楚戈不知道南江这边吃海鲜和其他地方是否一样,总之和日料海鲜很不相同,生鱼片之类的吃法很少,主要都是做熟食,鲜捞白灼清蒸之类的清淡做法居多,鱼虾蟹之类的蘸一些调好的酱,一口下去鲜嫩即化,美得不知人间何世。 What a pity expensive/noble, lives in the offshore city obviously, rarely eats. Was so long Qiu Wuji to this, has not eaten......, usually the market has bought going back that is known as the sea fish has fried, is? 可惜贵,明明住在近海城市,都吃得很少。秋无际到此这么久了,就没吃过……哦,平时市场买过号称海鱼的回去煎过,算不算? Qiu Wuji when that world has not eaten the seafood...... cultivation must eat food lowly without going to the seashore, cultivation high abstained from food basically knocked the immortal herb elixir , there would be no to touch ordinary food. This chapter eats the seafood for the first time, eats the old woman mouthful to dip the material, glowing with health. 秋无际在那个世界也没吃过海鲜……修行低要进食的时候没去海边,修行辟谷了基本磕仙草仙药,就没碰过普通食物。这回第一次吃海鲜,吃得老太太满嘴蘸料,红光满面。 Delicious, this delicious, what shrimp does Chu Ge eat this...... this is?” “好吃,这个好吃,楚戈吃这个……这是什么虾?” This we called the shrimp the mushroom, outside called shrimp...... that side I not to write these things, properly speaking naturally derived also has.” “这个我们叫虾菇,外面叫皮皮虾……那边我没写过这些东西,按理说自然衍生也有的。” Shrimp I have listened, probably said others very skin.” “皮皮虾我听过,好像是说别人很皮的。” Ha, according to this.” “哈,就是根据这个起的。” This burns white/in vain delicious, then I also do...... is not quite exhausted, but cannot baffle this Eminence.” Qiu Wuji used the immortal law, a complete shrimp meat places in the Chu Ge dish: Eats this to eat this.” “这个白灼好吃,回头我也去搞点……就是不好剥,不过难不倒本座。”秋无际动用了仙法,一条完整的虾肉放在楚戈碟子里:“吃这个吃这个。” Looks at her full of enthusiasm appearance, in the Chu Ge heart warm satisfaction. 看她那兴致勃勃的模样,楚戈心中暖暖的满足。 Really good. 真好。 He clamps the shrimp meat in dish to Qiu Wuji: Likes eating, I have eaten these.” 他又把碟子里的虾肉夹回给秋无际:“喜欢就多吃点,我吃过这些的。” Qiu Wuji looked up his one eyes, in the mouth was still eating the shrimp, moves. 秋无际抬头看了他一眼,嘴巴里还在吃虾,一动一动的。 The mouth also has to dip the material not to scratch. 嘴边还有蘸料没擦。 Chu Ge pulled out a paper goods subconsciously, puts out a hand to help her cancel the mouth to dip the material. 楚戈下意识就抽了张纸巾,伸手帮她抹去嘴边蘸料。 Qiu Wuji still the mouth moves visits him, does not have the make way, no matter what he scratches. 秋无际依然嘴巴一动一动的看着他,却没闪开,任他擦。 In nearby table had a little miss to pull out cell phone kācha to pat, in the little miss heart envied very much, thought that this scene was quite beautiful. 旁边桌上有个小姑娘掏出手机“咔嚓”拍了下来,小姑娘心中羡慕得很,觉得这场面好美。 Before was photographed surreptitiously uses the magic arts to let Qiu Wuji that the person camera expired, this time has not actually prevented, but side turned the head the little miss who looks at photographs surreptitiously: picture sent my one.” 以前被偷拍都动用法术让人相机失效的秋无际,这次却没有阻止,只是转头看着旁边偷拍的小姑娘:“刚才的照片发我一张。” The little misses see photograph surreptitiously is advocating to speak, is somewhat anxious, hears Yanxu tone: Elder sister your sentiment is really good.” 小姑娘见被偷拍的正主说话,有些紧张,闻言吁了口气:“姐姐你们感情真好啊。” Qiu Wuji looked at Chu Ge one, puts on a serious face. 秋无际看了楚戈一眼,板起了脸。 Chu Ge smiles has not spoken. 楚戈笑笑没说话。 The little misses passed on the picture, asked carefully: „Can I send abundantly?” 小姑娘传了照片,小心地问:“我能不能发博啊?” Qiu Wuji looks at picture own side face, with the Chu Ge gentle movement facial expression, thinks lost, suddenly laughs in spite of trying not to: At will.” 秋无际看着照片里自己的侧颜,和楚戈温柔的动作神情,出神地想了一想,忽然失笑:“随意。” I do not need to hide person who does not have the status, then under sees my picture all over the sky, what's the big deal? 我不是需要躲躲藏藏的没身份的人了,便是满天下都看见我的照片,那又如何? What is only uncomfortable will be is possibly misunderstood and his relations by the world person...... considers as finished, was misunderstood in any case is not two. 唯一不爽的是可能会被天下人误会和他的关系……算了,反正被误会也不是一个两个了。 The little misses sent with joy went abundantly, scolded the boyfriend while convenient: Will not help my wiping the mouth close to.” 小姑娘喜滋滋地发博去了,顺便还骂了男友一顿:“都不会帮我擦嘴巴。” The boyfriends lie down is also hit, whisper: That male has not settled the good intention, now the wiping the mouth close to, goes back to insert......” 男友躺着也中枪,嘀咕道:“那男的没安好心,现在擦嘴巴,回去就插……” The little misses have not heard clearly, that side Chu Ge and Qiu Wuji heard. 小姑娘没听清,那边楚戈秋无际都听见了。 Two people have not actually been angry, Qiu Wuji laughs in spite of trying not to the contrary: Is the words that each man spoke in the back is the same.” 两人却没生气,秋无际反倒失笑:“是不是每个男人背地里说的话都一样啊。” Chu Ge remembered previous that saying that cotton candy small balloon, said with a smile: Perhaps.” 楚戈想起上次那个说棉花糖小气球的,笑道:“也许。” Qiu Wuji shows a faint smile. A similar situation, pouring to be not necessarily able to show that each man said in the back the cynical remark is the same, can show that on the contrary in other girl eyes, Chu Ge such is very good, envies her very much. 秋无际微微一笑。次次类似的情况,倒未必能证明每个男人背地里说怪话都一样,反倒是能证明在其他女孩子眼里,楚戈这样的很好,很羡慕她。 Qiu Wuji this whole life, never, because this matter had been envied, others envy is always only because she many are strong. 秋无际这辈子,从来没有因为这种事情被羡慕过,别人羡慕的从来只是因为她多强多强。 May actually experience several times in the modern world, this feeling is really strange. 可在现代世界却体验了好几次,这种感觉真怪异。 Unexpectedly has a different kind self-satisfaction. 居然有种别样的得意。 She restored the graceful stance, is peeling the crab slowly: Now the seashore should have the staff in the place cleaning, when do we roughly go well?” 她恢复了优雅的姿态,慢悠悠地剥着螃蟹:“现在海边应该还有工作人员在清理场地,我们大致什么时候去好点?” Chu Ge said: Wait for people to sleep I suppose, even if some people stand night watch are still quite easy to avoid.” 楚戈道:“等人睡了吧,即使有人守夜也比较容易避开。” Where did that finish eating the food we to go to these days? How to return to......” Qiu Wuji also a little to understand now: „Doesn't bus have the night shift?” “那吃完饭这段时间我们去哪里?还有回去怎么回……”秋无际现在也有点懂:“大巴没有夜班吧?” Chu Ge blinks the eye, to the facial expression on Qiu Wuji question. 楚戈眨巴眨巴眼睛,对上秋无际疑问的神情。 Enough right three seconds, opens the mouth slowly: Naturally yes, lives in the hotel.” 足足对了三秒,才慢慢开口:“当然是,住酒店啊。” This saying sound has not pulled down, nearby men and women heard, man blurting access road/simply said: You look at you to look, I guessed right! The men can have any good mind!” 这话声音没压低,旁边的男女听见了,男人脱口便道:“你看你看,我猜对了吧!男人能有什么好心眼呢!”
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