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Salt fish sauce: Is sorry, yesterday had not seen your good friend application.】 【咸鱼酱:啊,抱歉抱歉,昨天没有看到你的好友申请。】 Kuzuhara Miao argument becomes dry excitedly, the finger a little shivers, quickly knocked the reply: Is all right, was I added your good friend is too sudden yesterday suddenly.” 藤原淼激动地口舌发干,手指都有点颤抖,急忙敲下了回复:“没事没事,是我昨天突然加你好友太突然了。” Salt fish sauce: Do you add my good friend... to have the matter?】 【咸鱼酱:你加我好友...是有事吗?】 I looked at us yesterday am Yachiyo, therefore is thinking can become friends.” Kuzuhara Miao hurries to reply. “我昨天看我们都是八千代市的,所以就想着能交个朋友。”藤原淼赶紧回复着。 Salt fish sauce: Is this.】 【咸鱼酱:是这样啊。】 Un, yesterday in the group chatted sees.” Kuzuhara Miao replies, suddenly does not know should say what was good. “嗯呢,昨天在群聊里看到的。”藤原淼回复完,一时间不知道该说什么好了。 Suddenly, continuously big hand scrubber robs his cell phone, Kuzuhara Miao has not gotten angry with enough time, looked that Matsusaka Tawu hugged his neck to hug him from the back stubbornly: Eldest child, the flatter tiger, had a look to write anything quickly!” 忽然,一直大手刷的把他的手机抢走,藤原淼还没来得及发火,就看松阪大武从背后勾着他的脖子死死地抱着了他:“老大,阿虎,快看看写了什么!” Qingmu Division and Maita tiger take his cell phone to hurry to turn the record. 青木司和前田虎拿着他的手机赶紧翻着记录。 Kuzuhara Miao is shouting anxiously: No, no!” 藤原淼急切的大喊着:“别,别啊!” Salt fish sauce .... Maita tiger hehehe smiling, selected the personal data of salt fish sauce, inside really also had her picture, is selfie that has not beamed with joy. “咸鱼酱....”前田虎嘿嘿嘿的笑着,点开了咸鱼酱的个人资料,里面竟然还有她的照片,是一张没露脸的自拍。 Lying trough!” Maita tiger eyes the staring circle, holds breath a cold air/Qi, only looked that the selfie waist thin leg of salt fish sauce is long, on encircles plentifully, light/only looks at the stature, is 80 points of big beautiful woman! “卧槽!”前田虎双眼唰的瞪圆,倒吸一口冷气,只看咸鱼酱的自拍腰细腿长,上围丰满,光看身材,就是个80的大美女啊! Such the girl of stature, even if much longer, absolutely is the desire of man! Buttocks that especially that very curls upwards, should not be simply the high-school student should have! 这样身材的女孩,哪怕长得丑,也绝对是男人的愿望啊!特别是那挺翘的臀部,简直不该是高中生该有的! Thinks, such attractive buttocks, will be used to defecate, Qingmu Division thought that the interest lacks. Un, he will not envy in any case, envying is impossible. 只是一想到,这样好看的屁股,也会被用来拉屎,青木司就觉得兴致缺缺。嗯,反正他是不会嫉妒的,羡慕也不可能。 Qingmu Division watched the picture, looked to be long calculates that delicate Kuzuhara Miao, was selecting the eyebrow to him: Good, Kuzuhara Monarch.” 青木司看了看照片,又看了看长得还算清秀的藤原淼,对着他挑了挑眉:“不错啊,藤原君。” Eldest child!!” Kuzuhara Miao shamed working loose of anger Matsusaka Tawu, one snatched the cell phone: I also just knew her!” “老大!!”藤原淼羞怒的挣脱开了松阪大武,一把把手机抢了过来:“我也才刚刚认识她!” Maita tiger patted Kuzuhara Miao's shoulder ruthlessly: Prospect, prospect!” 前田虎狠狠地拍了拍藤原淼的肩膀:“出息了,出息了!” Come on!” Qingmu Division looked at one, from two people chat records, did not have one to cast aside caret-shaped, it is estimated that ten have nine to be cool. After all the beautiful woman of this stature, definitely does not lack the pursuer. From Fujiwara Miao's chat way, he pulls up younger sister's technology is very stiff. “加油!”青木司看了一眼,从两人的聊天记录来看,八字还没一撇呢,估计十有九要凉凉。毕竟这种身材的美女,肯定不缺乏追求者。从藤原淼的聊天方式来看,他撩妹的技术也很生硬。 However thinks carefully own this old hoodlum also has no right to speak probably, Qingmu Division then shrugs to turn round saying: I must eat then work as.” 但是仔细想想自己这个老光棍好像也没什么发言权,青木司便耸了耸肩回身道:“我要去吃便当了。” Maita tiger is drawing Kuzuhara Miao, walks toward rooftop together, the mouth mumbled: Let me tell you, you spoke she is not definitely willing to respond you to her like this.” 前田虎拉着藤原淼,一起往天台走,嘴里念念有词:“我跟你说,你这样跟她说话她肯定不愿意搭理你。” Kuzuhara Miao also forgot shyly, grabs Maita tiger one to cut irritable: „Should I speak with her? flatter tiger! Helps me!” 藤原淼也忘了羞涩,抓着前田虎一脸急切:“那我该怎么和她说话?阿虎!帮帮我!” Matsusaka Tawu at the same time cold snort/hum one: He can anything, is helped you by my realm of love prodigal son Tawu! You so so, so so.” 松阪大武在一边冷哼一声:“他会什么,还是由我情场浪子大武来帮你吧!你就如此如此,这般这般。” A Maita tiger face refuses to accept: Listens his is not definitely good, you must so, so be so so right!” 前田虎一脸不服:“听他的肯定不行,你要如此如此,这般这般才对!” Listens to them one to talk nonsense, Qingmu Division eats having chest pains while breathing of the lunch is almost smiling. 听着俩人叽里呱啦一顿胡说,青木司吃着便当差点笑的岔了气。 But a Kuzuhara Miao face confused sauce under two people operation and salt fish chatted with pauses. 而藤原淼则一脸迷茫的在两人的操纵下和咸鱼酱有一搭没一搭的聊了起来。 Qingmu Division looks at appearance direction mountains and rivers of Matsusaka Tawu seasoned person, has a look at a Maita tiger face to supply ideas from the appearance of heartless Saint, but Kuzuhara Miao actually really believed them, then feels relieved secretly: If this can become, my Qingmu Division eats .... 青木司看着松阪大武一副过来人的样子指点山河,又看看前田虎一脸自负情圣的模样出谋划策,而藤原淼竟然真的相信了他们,便暗自放下了心来:这要是能成,我青木司就吃.... She is really willing to become friends with me unexpectedly!” The Kuzuhara Miao's joyful cheers let a Qingmu Division convenient card in the throat, almost the bad important matter has not become, but the body predeceases, half-way collapse Zu above rooftop. “她竟然真的愿意和我交朋友了!”藤原淼欣喜的欢呼声让青木司一口便当卡在嗓子里,差点不良大事未成而身先死,半道崩卒于天台之上。 Under Maita tiger three people of astonishment gazes, Qingmu Division trembling giving the thumbs-up of, is coughing while off and on saying: Come on!” 在前田虎三人惊愕的注视下,青木司颤颤巍巍的竖起了大拇指,一边咳嗽着一边断断续续的说道:“加油!” Has not thought that although Maita tiger and Matsusaka Tawu do not have the girlfriend. 没想到虽然前田虎和松阪大武没有女朋友。 However they will blow! 但是他们会吹啊! „.” The rooftop front door was opened suddenly, old friends who had such several days not to see appears above rooftop. “啪嗒。”天台大门忽然被打开,一个有那么几日未见的老朋友出现在了天台之上。 Was simultaneous/uniform wood of swordsmanship section appears in the rooftop entrance unexpectedly. 竟然是剑道部的齐木出现在了天台门口。 Qingmu Division and Maita tiger three people of neat staring to simultaneous/uniform wood who the rooftop entrance presented. 青木司和前田虎三人齐刷刷的盯向了天台门口出现的齐木。 Aoki, my something wants to say with you, excuse me, have the time?” Uneven wooden whole body stiff looks front is gazing at own four bald guy, the smile is very reluctant. “青木君,我有些事想和你说,请问,有时间吗?”齐木浑身僵硬的看着面前注视着自己的四个光头大汉,笑容很是勉强。 The Maita tiger three people then fell into world that captures the salt fish sauce. 前田虎三人这才又陷入了攻略咸鱼酱的世界之中。 simultaneous/uniform wood then relaxes, pushed the eyeglasses, looks to sit on a worn-out big sofa, the deeply frowning eyes red( are also choking), does not get angry from Qingmu Division of prestige, thought that at present this fellow seems like a point probably terrifyingly. 齐木这才松了口气,推了推眼镜,看着坐在一个破旧的大沙发上,眉头紧锁双眼通红(还噎着呢),不怒自威的青木司,觉得眼前这家伙好像看起来更恐怖了一点。 Qingmu Division is covering mouth, swallows with great difficulty the thing in throat, felt oneself close one's eyes might drop tears, for does not make a boner, can only stare, looks at simultaneous/uniform wood: What matter.” 青木司捂着嘴,好不容易把嗓子里的东西咽下去一点,感觉自己好像一闭眼就要落下眼泪似的,为了不出丑,只能瞪着眼睛,看着齐木:“什么事。” simultaneous/uniform wood was getting angry by Qingmu Division is staring stubbornly, only thought that the body a little trembles, probably bumps into the wild animal that anything was having an empty stomach to be the same in the wilderness, was unconscious the cold sweat to fall, the sound was a little off and on: That, that I want to ask Qingmu to enter for the competition of swordsmanship section with... Qingmu big brother.” 齐木被青木司红着眼死死盯着,只觉得身体有点发抖,像是在荒郊野外碰到了什么饿着肚子的野兽一般,不自觉得冷汗落了下来,声音有点断断续续:“那个,那个,我想请青木同...青木大哥去报名参加剑道部的比赛。” Un?” In the Qingmu Division throat the low question sound frightens simultaneous/uniform wood the body unconscious stand straightly: Big brother sorry!” “嗯?”青木司喉咙里低低的疑问声吓得齐木身体不自觉站得笔直:“大哥对不起!” ?” Qingmu Si afraid open the mouth to feel nauseated, must shut up with the throat tightly happened to continue to ask. “唔?”青木司怕自己一开口就要吐出来,只得紧闭着嘴用喉咙发生继续发问。 Because the end of this year real dragon flag congress promoted the new mix war, because school leader Ishihara of swordsmanship section draws back the section on own initiative, now no one can team up to attend the competition with the poisonous island study elder sister together, I requested the big brother!” “因为今年年末的真龙旗大会推出了新的混合战,剑道部的石原学长因为主动退部,现在没有人能和毒岛学姐搭档一起参加比赛,我才来请求大哥的!” simultaneous/uniform Muzhi felt own back soaked, but Qingmu Division is that is still knitting the brows, appearance of saying a word. 齐木只觉得自己后背都湿透了,可青木司依然是那副皱着眉,一言不发的样子。 .... “唔....” It is not good is not good, felt that one feels nauseated in a moment, has the water! 不行了不行了,感觉一说话就要吐出来,有没有水啊! Is known by the people of having food stuck in the throat, this feeling suppresses is really wanting the deceased person to be the same, without water anything presses downward, that is really uncomfortable must go crazy. 被噎住的人都知道,这种感觉强忍着真的是要死人一样,没有水什么的往下压一压,那是真的难受的要发疯。 The simultaneous/uniform wood as if got the answer from the expression of Qingmu Division, said hastily: Sorry, it seems like Qingmu big brother does not want to participate, was my rash, sorry!” 齐木仿佛从青木司的表情里得到了答案,连忙说道:“对不起,看来青木大哥是不想参加了,是我孟浪了,对不起!” Maita tiger interrupted at this time suddenly: „Are you eldest child's little brother? Why did you also call Aoki eldest child?” 前田虎此时忽然插嘴道:“你是老大的小弟吗?为什么你也叫青木老大啊?” simultaneous/uniform wood looks at the appearance of Maita tiger whole face scar devils, black and blue that for a while the face must suppress: Sorry!” 齐木看着前田虎满脸伤痕凶神恶煞的样子,一时脸都要憋的青肿了:“对不起!” „!” Qingmu Division pounds on the table fiercely, frightens others body on the scene to tremble, only looked the finger that he trembles is pointing at Maita tiger, expression fierce turning in one. “啪!”青木司猛地一拍桌子,吓得在场旁人身体一颤,只看他发抖的手指指着前田虎,表情狰狞的扭在了一起。 Maita tiger heart one cool, quickly said loudly: Is unfair to the eldest child! Was I am meddlesome!” 前田虎心头一凉,急忙大声道:“对不起老大!是我多事了!” S...” Qingmu Si finger/refer Maita tiger lunch box nearby drink, the eye must stare. “s...”青木司指着前田虎便当盒边上的饮料,眼睛都要瞪出来了。 Greatly, is the big brother makes me die...?!” Maita tiger swallowed a saliva, the expression is panic-stricken. “大,大哥是让我死...?!”前田虎吞了口唾沫,表情惊恐。 Pours...!” Qingmu Division is covering mouth, the eye stared in a big way. “倒...!”青木司捂着嘴,眼睛瞪得更大了。 Maita tiger expression puzzled looked at Qingmu Si finger/refer the drink, does not make me die, but said the water .... Both hands slowly and reach the beverage bottle firmly, somewhat is at heart dehumanizing: It seems like today really annoys the eldest child to be angry, does not make anything, the eldest child will perhaps not calm down! 前田虎表情纠结的看了一眼青木司指着的饮料,难道不是让我死,而是说水么....双手缓慢而又坚定地伸向饮料瓶,心里有些凄苦:看来今天是真的惹老大生气了,不做点什么,老大恐怕不会消气了! Also no wonder, discussed the matter of protection money in the morning, eldest child very unhappy appearance. 也难怪,早上谈保护费的事,老大就很不开心的样子。 Maita tiger clenches teeth, a cruel-hearted loudness said: Eldest child! I understood! This water, I pour! Only hopes that you can forgive me!” 前田虎一咬牙,一狠心的大声道:“老大!我懂了!这个水,我倒!只希望你能原谅我!” Then, opened the beverage bottle cap, Maita tiger closed the eye, under other person of astonishment gazes, a face solemn and stirring toward own bald on but actually. 说完,打开饮料瓶盖,前田虎闭上了眼,在其余人惊愕的注视下,一脸悲壮的朝着自己的光头上倒了上去。 Gives me the bastard the water!” Qingmu Division cannot be bearing, loosened the hand of covering mouth, snatches is lifted by Maita tiger in the head, but also is left over a small beverage bottle, gurgle gurgle rinsed the mouth. “把水倒给我啊混蛋!”青木司在忍不住,松开了捂着嘴的手,一把抢过被前田虎举在头上,还剩下一小口的饮料瓶,咕嘟咕嘟的灌进了嘴里。 A Maita tiger face absent-minded rubbed itself on baldly also in the drink that tick-tock tick-tock drops, muttered: Isn't... is not... pours the water in my head?” 前田虎一脸恍惚的擦了擦自己光头上还在滴答滴答落下的饮料,喃喃自语:“难道不是...不是...把水倒在我的头上吗?” Aoki, eats the lunch together!” The rooftop door was pushed by one again, according to bridge heart beautiful takes the lunch box, just turned the head, saw at present in Qingmu Division is lifting the beverage bottle, but a Qingmu Si Shenqian Maita tiger drink expression as if very desperate appearance, the smile on face gradually becomes stiff. “青木君,一起吃便当吧!”天台门再次被吧嗒一声推了开来,照桥心美拿着便当盒,刚一转头,就看到了眼前青木司手里举着饮料瓶,而青木司身前的前田虎一身饮料表情似乎很是绝望的模样,脸上的笑容逐渐变得僵硬。 Looks Qingmu Division eyes red looks to oneself, grabs the beverage bottle, the incomparable scary fearful appearance that the fierceness on expression has not abated, in the lunch box according to bridge heart beautiful, fell on the ground. 看着青木司双眼通红的看向自己,抓着饮料瓶,表情上的狰狞还未消退的无比吓人的可怕样子,照桥心美手里的饭盒啪嗒一声,掉在了地上。 To... sorry, disturbs!” According to the bridge heart beautiful eyes flickered the time to cover entirely the mist, when turned around always the road to run. “对...对不起,打扰了!”照桥心美双眼瞬时间布满了水雾,转身向来时的路跑去。 Not...” Qingmu Si muttered, in hand beverage bottle, weak falling on the ground. “不是啊...”青木司喃喃自语,手里饮料瓶,无力的落在了地上。 He turns head, looks to simultaneous/uniform wood, the expression despairs and gloomy: „It is not this, is right?” 他扭头,看向齐木,表情绝望而阴沉:“不是这样的,对不对?” Yes! Big brother!” simultaneous/uniform wood leg one soft, knelt on the ground, both hands were unconscious grasped the head. “是!大哥!”齐木腿一软,跪在了地上,双手不自觉得抱住了头。 , The rooftop front door was opened again, according to bridge heart beautiful picks up the lunch box that the ground fell a moment ago, actually raised the head and emulation wood kneels in the ground both hands holds the head, the beverage bottle of Qingmu Division under foot in rumble is still rolling, in the eye does not make every effort to succeed shed tears, only felt the image of own that Qingmu Division somewhat vanishes gently reliably, holds the lunch box in the bosom: I have not thought that Aoki unexpectedly is really such person!” 啪嗒一声,天台大门再次被打开,照桥心美捡起地上刚才掉落的饭盒,却一抬头又看齐木跪在地上双手抱头,青木司脚下的饮料瓶还在咕噜噜滚动着,眼里不争气的落下了泪水,只觉得自己心里那个温柔可靠地青木司的形象有些幻灭,将饭盒抱在怀里:“我没想到青木君竟然真的是这样的人!” Then, cries to turn around to run away. 说完,哭着转身跑走。 Qingmu Division unemotional lowering the head of, is looking at each other with simultaneous/uniform wood. 青木司面无表情的低下了头,和齐木对视着。 simultaneous/uniform wood realized oneself did very big wrong thing probably, swallowed a saliva, revealed the ratio to cry also the ugly smile: I... I am not intentional...” 齐木意识到自己好像做了很大的错事,吞了口唾沫,露出了比哭还难看的笑容:“我...我不是故意的...”
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