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#2: Please make my yellow hair


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On dining table, Qingmu Division eats meal, while is pondering a very serious issue. 饭桌上,青木司一边吃饭,一边思考着一个很严肃的问题。 Kasugano male is being a very responsible middle-aged person, is a good person. However, he grows is not very really attractive. 春日野正雄是一个很有责任感的中年人,也是一个好人。但是,他长得真的不算很好看。 It is not very attractive this appraisal, establishes in Qingmu Department's regarding his foundation of respect, if described objectively, his look can describe with average no strange to come probably. 哦,不是很好看这句评价,是建立在青木司对于他的尊重的基础上的,所以如果客观形容一下的话,他的相貌大概可以用平平无奇来形容。 Do not misunderstand, he must average not strange and Louis Koo and Qingmu Division is different, his average not wonderful, really very averagely not wonderful, being on the avenue stresses ten person eight with him almost also two that he is more graceful. 别误会,他得平平无奇和古天乐与青木司不同,他的平平无奇,是真的很平平无奇,属于大街上一抓十个人八个和他差不多还有俩比他帅的那种。 And is very poor. 而且很穷。 Although two little building, but is like father Mr. Nohara of some kindergarten five -year-old child, but also needs to continue also about 36 years of home loans. 虽然有一栋二层小楼,但却和某个幼稚园五岁儿童的父亲野原先生一样,还需要继续还大约三十六年的房屋贷款。 Moreover seemed like almost over 40 years old! 而且看上去差不多四十多岁了! However Mrs. Kasugano actually very beautiful astonishment. 但是春日野太太却很美的惊人。 A she attractive silver long hair looks radically not dyes probably, is more like inborn so general mild-mannered, the skin is exquisite, if not the wrinkle of corner of the eye really could not violate the natural law, her she is only 20 years old of Qingmu Division also believes in other words this year. The facial features appearance does not need to discuss, even if she before Qingmu Si were saying at this time her is an actor or the model idol and so on, Qingmu Division estimates also halfly believing and half doubting. 她一头漂亮的银色长发根本看着不怎么像是染的,更像是天生如此一般柔顺,皮肤细腻光滑,若非眼角的皱纹实在违背不了自然规律,她就是说她今年才二十岁青木司也是相信的。五官长相更不用谈,哪怕她此时对着青木司说她以前是个演员或者模特偶像之类的,青木司估计也得将信将疑。 That, if perhaps is not disrespectful .... The age of madame also less than 30 years old?” Qingmu Division looks at present the gentle beautiful young girl same woman of probably, somewhat inconceivable asking. “那个,或许如果不失礼的话....夫人的年纪还不到三十岁吧?”青木司看着眼前温柔美丽的像是少女一样的女人,有些不可思议的问道。 On the table has not known how the couple who talked with Qingmu Si to stop the movement of dining, Mrs. Kasugano heard that the word gawked slightly, immediately smiled with Kasugano hero, pursed the lips to say with a smile: Aoki will really speak, this year I am 33 years old, even my daughters 16 years old.” 在餐桌上还不知道怎么和青木司搭话的夫妇二人停下了用餐的动作,春日野太太闻言微微一愣,随即和春日野正雄相视一笑,抿嘴笑道:“青木君真会说话,今年我都三十三岁了,连我的女儿都十六岁了呢。” Must know that she is 33 years old, a 16 -year-old child's mother! But because of so, is also making Qingmu Division unreadable. 要知道她已经是三十三岁,一个十六岁孩子的妈妈了啊!可也正因如此,才让青木司难以理解。 How does Kasugano hero achieve so a beautiful woman to marry to go home? 春日野正雄是怎么做到将如此一个美人娶回家的? Wait, this year 33 -year-old, child 16 years old .... Do 17 years old have a child? 等等,今年三十三岁,孩子十六岁....十七岁就生了孩子? Qingmu Division looked with the admiring look to Kasugano just male. 青木司用敬佩的眼神看向了春日野正雄。 Kasugano hero seems to have been used to such issue, not only not shy, instead laughs, quite proud saying: Frightened you? In the past I was also only 20 years old, was the young time, knew your apricot aunt. Although I have no strong point, but she has not actually shut out me, did not attend to others opposing and my lightning marriage. At that time, our actions frightened many people.” 春日野正雄似乎早已习惯了这样的问题,不仅没有害羞,反而哈哈一笑,颇为自豪的说道:“吓到你了吧?当年我也不过才二十岁,正是年轻的时候,就认识了你杏阿姨。虽然我没什么长处,但她却没有嫌弃我,不顾别人反对和我闪电结婚了。在当时,我俩的举动可是吓到不少人了呢。” Is wait/etc, equaling you now also only about 36 years old? 等等,合计着您现在也才三十六岁左右? Yes, at that time male 20 years old , really pressed him to strike one's chest saying that took care of me and arched, clenched teeth to lend money the loan to pay the downpayment to purchase homes to marry me.” “是啊,当时正雄二十岁,也真难为他能拍着胸脯说照顾好我和穹,一口气咬牙借钱贷款付了首付买了房子来和我结婚。” Mr. and Mrs. Kasugano smiles again, is quite happy. 春日野夫妇再次相视一笑,颇为甜蜜。 „, Uncle Kasugano, do you have a daughter?” Qingmu Division felt the own present curry brings dog grain taste, quickly transformed the topic. “呃,春日野叔叔,您还有个女儿?”青木司觉得自己眼前的咖喱都带着一股狗粮味,急忙转变了话题。 Mentioned the daughter, Kasugano hero and expression of Kasugano apricot somewhat was low. 提到女儿,春日野正雄和春日野杏的表情都有些低落了起来。 Un, arched, our daughters, from small body not good .... Yeah, but without the relations, she almost can leave the hospital several days later, when the time comes must ask Aoki to take care of her much.” Kasugano hero sighed. “恩,穹,我们的女儿,从小身体就不好....哎,不过没关系,再过几天她差不多就可以出院了,到时候还要请青木君多多照顾她。”春日野正雄叹了口气。 Qingmu Division nods, says with a smile: Is indebted the attendance of you and aunt, this is I should do.” 青木司则点点头,笑道:“承蒙您和阿姨的照顾,这是我应该做的。” Before took care of own younger brother to look after for more than ten years, took care of a girl, can be regarded difficult matter. 以前照顾自己的弟弟照顾了十几年了,照顾一个女孩而已,算不得难事。 The last food will feed in the belly, Qingmu Division puts on the washing stage the tableware, the opens the mouth that Qingmu Division then smiles said: Uncle aunt, I must cut hair.” 将最后一口饭送进肚子,青木司将碗筷放到洗漱台上,青木司便笑眯眯的开口道:“叔叔阿姨,我要去理个发。” Kasugano hero naturally nods joyfully, he actually also looked yellow hair who Qingmu Division quite does not adapt, but actually does not dare to say to anger this seemingly seems is together at present many bodgies. 春日野正雄自然是欣然点点头,他其实也看青木司的一头黄毛颇为不适应,但是却不敢说出口惹怒这个眼前看起来好似好相处了不少的不良少年。 On you also has money?” Kasugano hero is just about to turn on the wallet, looked that Qingmu Division touched from the trunk, pulled out a wallet: Many.” “你身上还有钱吗?”春日野正雄正要打开钱包,就看青木司从运动裤里摸了摸,掏出了个钱包:“还有不少呢。” Kasugano hero nods, actually thinks suddenly what general, flexure scratched the head quite anxiously looks at Qingmu Si say/way: The house that your father rented before has sent back, I take away including the house rent earnest money that these old electrical appliances and draw back to you paid the admittance fee/spent in new high .... The price of privately established high school is not low, is also left over probably...” 春日野正雄点点头,却忽然想到了什么一般,挠了挠头颇为不安的看着青木司道:“你父亲以前租的房子已经退掉了,连着那些旧家电和退回来的房租保证金我都拿去给你交了新高中的入学费....私立高中的价格不算低,大概还剩下...” Ok, was managed that sum of money by the uncle, later also needed the uncle to look after much, this money perhaps was also futile attempt.” Qingmu Si speaking of this, oneself also thought that a little has a headache--- He is not the worry-free young fellow, the importance of money he also has the cognition early, if pretends anything not to know that makes Uncle Kasugano without family or friends so laborious, cannot be justified .... That found a time to look to work to complete. “好了,就由伯父管理那笔钱吧,以后还需要伯父多多照顾,这点钱恐怕也是杯水车薪吧。”青木司说到这,自己也觉得有点头疼---他已经不是无忧无虑的毛头小子了,钱的重要性他也早有认知,如果装作什么都不知道就让无亲无故的春日野伯父这么辛苦,也说不过去....那就抽个时间找个打工去做好了。 At least the school expense anything's solution, did not give Kasugano hero too to bear. 起码把学费什么的解决掉,就不给春日野正雄太多负担了。 Kasugano hero looks that at present this seemed to grow up overnight many youngster, smiled gently: Good, the uncle took care for you, later your pocket money from inside.” 春日野正雄看着眼前这个好像一夜之间长大了不少的少年,不由柔和的笑了起来:“好,那伯父就替你保管起来了,以后你的零用钱就从里面出吧。” Be that as it may, how many but can that money the remaining? 90% expense or Kasugano hero gain. 话虽如此,但那点钱能剩下多少?90%的花销还是春日野正雄赚来的吧。 Qingmu Division is well aware, had not actually revealed that but showed the bright smile: Good, I went out.” 青木司心知肚明,却没有表露,只是露出了灿烂的笑容:“好,那我出去了。” With closing sound, Kasugano male face strange looked to Kasugano apricot: Wife .... You discovered that Aoki change is a little big.” 随着啪嗒的关门声,春日野正雄一脸古怪的看向了春日野杏:“老婆啊....你有没有发现青木君的变化有点大啊。” Kasugano apricot tidies up the tableware, while indifferent returning said: „Before perhaps is , the experience that almost died made him awaken much.” 春日野杏一边收拾碗筷,一边淡然的回道:“也许是之前差点死去的经历让他醒悟了不少吧。” Kasugano hero touched reckless Zhazi who on the chin sobbed, somewhat disconsolate flexure scratched the head: Really is a pitiful child...” 春日野正雄摸了摸下巴上唏嘘的胡渣子,有些惆怅的挠了挠头:“真是个可怜的孩子啊...” You are also pitiful enough.” Kasugano apricot white his eyes, saying that somewhat worries about: In family/home in this situation doesn't many really have the issue? Kid's dad?” “你也够可怜的。”春日野杏白了他一眼,有些担忧的说道:“家里这种情况下多一个人真的没问题吗?孩子他爸?” Haha, relax!” Kasugano the male curving arm, is showing off the muscle that are treading softly: I was two children's fathers!” “哈哈,放心吧!”春日野正雄弯曲胳膊,显摆着自己软踏踏的肌肉:“我可是两个孩子的爸爸了!” Snort.” Kasugano apricot shows neither approval nor disapproval snort/hum, the desolate opens the mouth said: Later the beer of dinner, one week only had one bottle.” “哼。”春日野杏不置可否的哼了一声,冷淡的开口说道:“以后晚餐的啤酒,一周只有一瓶了。” Does not want!!!!” Kasugano male pain covered the face, lay on the table. “不要啊!!!!”春日野正雄痛苦的捂住了脸,趴在了桌子上。 But this time Qingmu Division, before arriving at a barber shop, opens the gate, in the lonely shop only then in the television the funny artist sends out haha laughter. 而此时的青木司,来到了一间理发店前,拉开门,冷清的店里只有电视机里搞笑艺人发出的哈哈笑声。 Barber, walks my yellow Maonong troublesome, was really unable to continue watching!” Qingmu Division sits in emptying on barber chair, looks own chaotic yellow send/hair, shakes the head from the bottom of the heart. “理发师,麻烦把我的黄毛弄走,实在是看不下去了!”青木司一屁股坐在空着的理发椅上,看着自己乱糟糟的一头黄发,打心底摇了摇头。 Oh, came!” Keeps the black big long hair combed straight back, the uncle of whole face beard dregs from inside compartmented, Qingmu Division looked at two, only felt this fellow young time of should have the potential that 55 open with own face value. “噢,来了!”一个留着黑色大背头,满脸胡子渣的大叔从里面的隔间中走了出来,青木司看了两眼,只觉得这家伙年轻的时候应该和自己的颜值有五五开的潜力。 The barbers stand in Qingmu Division behind, looks in the mirror this yellow hair fellow: Welcome visits, you want what hairstyle.”, 理发师站在青木司身后,看着镜子里这一头黄毛的家伙:“欢迎光临,请问你要什么发型。”、 „, I thought that this yellow wool is not really pleasing to the eyes, please after clipping, makes the spirit to me.” Qingmu Division languid by sitting on chair, if not dyeing is a little expensive, he thought actually makes big long hair combed straight back a like haircut shop owner is very definitely graceful. “啊,我看这一头黄毛实在太不顺眼了,请剪短后给我弄得精神一点。”青木司懒洋洋的靠坐在椅子上,如果不是染发有点贵,他倒是觉得弄个像理发店主一样的大背头肯定很帅。 „... Wants from the status return proper way of bodgie?” Barbers reorganizes the item while is inquiring. “哦...是想从不良少年的身份回归正途么?”理发师一边整理道具一边询问着。 But Qingmu Division gawked, immediately said with the quite helpless tone: „... Not, but must go to the new school tomorrow, wants to make others look at the spirit. The first impression is very important?” 而青木司楞了一下,随即用颇为无奈的语气说道:“啊...不,只是明天要去新学校,想让别人看着精神一点而已。第一印象还是很重要的吧?” Oh...” The barbers as if understood anything, sees the present fellow not to deny that the status of bodgie, apron wears good, while said with very mature tone: But no matter what, cannot casual and others fights.” “噢...”理发师似乎明白了什么,见眼前的这家伙并没有否认不良少年的身份,一边将围裙戴好,一边用很是成熟的语气说道:“但是不管怎样,不能随便和别人打架哦。” Especially cannot to become the eldest child in school, goes to and king of same what hundred beast the bodgie chieftains looks for a job to fight intentionally, because this will really bring the trouble to many people.” The barbers took up the clippers. “特别是不能为了当上学校的老大,就去和什么百兽之王一样的不良少年头目故意找事打架哦,因为这样真的会给很多人带来麻烦的。”理发师拿起了推子。 Qingmu Division blinks: Ha? The kings of hundred beast .... Suffices two actually feeds!!!” 青木司眨了眨眼:“哈?百兽之王....倒是够中二的啊喂喂喂!!!” The time of a few words, with an astonished pitiful yell, sharp incomparable clippers in barber hand, on the golden long hair of cover Qingmu Division forehead, ruthlessly crew cut a straight line. 只是一句话的功夫,随着一声惊愕的惨叫,理发师手中的锋利无比的推子,将青木司脑门上茂密的金色长发,狠狠地推平了一条直线。 Looks on the head, the midpoint impressively bare an appearance, barber surface appearance in Qingmu Division and mirror peeped. 看着脑袋上,正中央赫然秃了一片的样子,青木司与镜子里的理发师面面相窥。 After 20 minutes, was gloomy Qingmu Division of face to leave the salon, in the hand also takes one pack of quantity many bills. 二十分钟后,阴沉着脸的青木司离开了理发室,手中还拿着一叠数量不少的钞票。 Under the sunlight, is glittering baldly the dazzling bright. 阳光下,一个光头闪烁着耀眼的亮光。 Not far away, is hesitating anything's black hair youngster to see goes out of Qingmu Division that from the salon, clenches teeth to set firm resolve, three gaits entered the salon. 不远处,一个正在犹豫着什么的黑发少年见到从理发室走出的青木司,咬牙下定了决心,三两步走进了理发室。 Barber, please dye the attractive yellow hair to me, and burns an energetic curly hair, I must work as a bodgie starting today!” The black hair youngster sits on the barber chair, actually saw that behind barber is covering squatting that the wallet incomparably is loving dearly at this time in the corner, to his words hearing something never heard of before general look delay, in the mouth also muttered unceasingly: Now clipping in bodgie mouth was not shaves clean ..... me where to make a mistake ..... “理发师,请给我染成漂亮的黄色头发,并且烫一个精神的卷发,我要从今天开始当一个不良少年!”黑发少年坐在理发椅上,却看到身后的理发师此时正捂着钱包无比心疼的蹲在角落里,对他的话闻所未闻一般眼神呆滞,口中还不断地喃喃自语:“现在不良少年口中的剪短难道不是剃光吗.....我到底哪里出错了呢.....”
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