WMW :: Volume #8

#750: Outsmarting oneself


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In December the cold day, the north wind is cold. 腊月寒天,朔风凛凛。 Sheer precipice rugged road, repeat range level mountain range precipitous mountain. 悬崖峭壁崎岖路,迭岭层峦险峻山。 Has the cloud penetration, but the cold lineage/vein, fly to spurt the broken jade the ancient measure of length wave. 有穿云而过的寒脉,飞喷碎玉的仞浪。 What end is the dangerous place. 端的是险恶之地。 Such barren mountains and untamed rivers, looked is the place that Demon appears and disappears. 这样的穷山恶水,一看便是妖魔出没的地方。 The eagle worries the gorge. 鹰愁涧。 Flying rapids Bao flow struggles noisy hui, ping cliff rubble ten thousand Helei. 飞湍瀑流争喧豗,砯崖转石万壑雷。 Deep ravine that even eagle worrying is difficult to cross. 连老鹰都愁烦难渡的深涧。 After Monk Tang since received the grandson monkey, at heart calm and steady days, leisurely toward Western Paradise. 唐僧自从收了孙猴子之后,心里安稳了一段日子,优哉游哉的往西天而来。 What a pity the mood has not maintained for three days, was broken by the grandson monkey. 可惜好心情没有保持三天,便被孙猴子打破了。 Who is Monk Tang? Monk! 唐僧是什么人?和尚! The Buddhists leniency. 出家人已慈悲为怀。 Who Sun is Houzi? Monsters! 孙猴子是什么人?妖怪! Although compares other to eat the monster of person to be better, but he is also a monster, regards the human life worthlessly such as. 虽然比其他吃人的妖怪要好一点,但是他也是妖怪,视人命如草芥。 Really, some time ago, the grandson monkey then worked as Monk Tang's surface heavy hand to be brutal. 果然,不久前,孙猴子便当着唐僧的面辣手无情。 Worry in Monk Tang heart appeared finally. 唐僧心中的担忧终于出现了。 He absolutely does not have the means of fetter grandson monkey. 他根本就没有束缚孙猴子的办法。 Only can talk incessantly. 只能唠叨。 Although this means are good. 这办法虽然不错。 However the grandson monkey is not one can endure patiently, flew away directly. 但是孙猴子可不是一个能够忍耐的,直接飞走了。 Doing to of disciple! 徒之奈何! Was good appeared because of the timely rain, the hoop-tightening incantation appeared. 好在及时雨出现了,紧箍咒出现了。 In the past the Yellow Dragon honorable people cannot get rid, the grandson monkey naturally is also not good. 当年黄龙真人摆脱不了,孙猴子自然也是不行。 A wise man does not fight against impossible odds, Sun Houzi law-abiding. 好汉不吃眼前亏,孙猴子安分了下来。 This does not know how long law-abidingly can maintain. 只是这份安分不知能够保持多久。 Already to winter. 不知不觉间已经到了寒冬腊月。 Was blown by the cold wind, looks at this dangerous deep ravine again, Monk Tang quickly grasps the meaning of something immediately. 被寒风一吹,再看这险恶的深涧,唐僧顿时一个激灵。 Wukong, what this place seems like the end is dangerous, not kind, you have a look at the monster good, we carefully!” “悟空啊,此地看上去端的是险恶,不类善地啊,你去看看有没有妖怪,我们小心一点!” Monk Tang is a dynasty is nipped ten years to fear the well rope by the snake. 唐僧是一朝被蛇咬十年怕井绳。 The grandson monkey is actually beckoning with the hand of caring at all, although he had detected that the eagle worried in the gorge has the monster. 孙猴子却是满不在乎的摆了摆手,他虽然已经察觉到了鹰愁涧中有妖怪。 However to retaliate, feigning ignorance, who name was Monk Tang the surface compassion to be black, unexpectedly planned itself, put on the hoop-tightening incantation. 但是为了报复,故作不知,谁叫唐僧面慈心黑,居然算计自己,戴上了紧箍咒。 The grandson monkey looked saves itself to get out of trouble to feel grateful in Monk Tang to assist, two people offer mutual benefit and achieve common progress. 孙猴子本来是看在唐僧救自己脱困而感恩相助,两人不过是互利互惠。 Monk Tang helps him get out of trouble, he protects Monk Tang to learn from experienced people. 唐僧帮他脱困,他保护唐僧取经。 Now, oneself actually hit the wild goose all day long, was instead pecked the eye by the goose, puts on the hoop-tightening incantation, henceforth the freedom was gone forever. The master is also worthy of the reputation, oneself are one step below others, was restrained. 现在,自己却是终日打雁,反被大雁啄了眼,戴上紧箍咒,从此自由一去不复返了。师父也就名副其实,自己就低人一头,受人约束了。 In Sun Houzi the heart is unwilling, takes Monk Tang not to have the means that therefore then wants to frighten him. 孙猴子心中不甘,却又拿唐僧没有办法,于是便想要吓唬吓唬他。 Yes, but frightens, he is proud oneself is great sage equal to heaven, what monster dares before him dissolute? 是的,只是吓唬吓唬,他自负自己是齐天大圣,什么妖怪敢在他面前放肆? What strategic place has him to protect unable? 有他保护什么险地不能过? What a pity, the grandson monkey was extremely self-confident. 可惜,孙猴子太过自信了。 He also thinks is 500 years ago? 他还以为是五百年前? Moreover even 500 years ago, his so-called great sage equal to heaven in most person eyes is still a joke, he is a clumsy mischief-doer. 而且就算是五百年前,他所谓的齐天大圣在大部分人眼中也不过是个笑话,他就是一个跳梁小丑而已。 Not to mention these, look at the whole face indifferent grandson monkey, Monk Tang is also very helpless. 且不说这些,看着满脸无所谓的孙猴子,唐僧也很是无奈。 He naturally knows that the reason is anything. 他自然知道缘由是什么。 The Buddhists do not hit the lies, to fetter the grandson monkey he does not have the means. 出家人不打诳语,但是为了束缚孙猴子他也是没有办法啊。 Is good for him. 都是为了他好。 Otherwise, this monkey cannot obtain to control, drops however to not have known that must rush out the big disaster. 否则,这猴子得不到控制,放手而为还不知道要闯出多大的祸事。 Although in the heart is somewhat guilty, but Monk Tang actually does not think oneself made the mistake. 心中虽然有些愧疚,但是唐僧却并不认为自己做错了。 Pitifully only hit the lies, after dying , under wants the avici. 只可惜打了诳语,死后要下阿鼻地狱。 However sweeps the floor to fear the wound cricket lowly life, the cherishing moth gauze illuminator. 不过扫地恐伤蝼蚁命,爱惜飞蛾纱照灯。 Saves others a life victory to make the seven-story pagoda. 救人一命胜造七级浮屠。 I do not enter the hell, who enters the hell? 我不入地狱,谁入地狱? Amitabha!” “阿弥陀佛!” Monk Tang lowered the head to read Buddha, closed eyes, is reading aloud the vajracchedika-sutra in a low voice, sat on the white horse trembling toward the eagle worried that the gorge stepped over. 唐僧低头念了一句佛号,闭目,低声念诵着金刚经,坐在白马上战战兢兢的朝着鹰愁涧迈过。 One step, two steps, three...... nothing. 一步,两步,三步......都没有什么事。 Crossed the halfway, is safe and sound. 过了半途,都安然无恙。 A Monk Tang's heart put finally. 唐僧的一颗心终于放了下来。 The grandson monkey is a face self-satisfied expression, 孙猴子则是一脸得意的表示, Look, I said that will not have anything. The master is the courage is too small.” “看吧,我说不会有什么事情。师父就是胆子太小。” However, the speed of hitting the face exceeded his expectation. 然而,打脸的速度超过了他的预期。 Recite! 吟! Must jump over Guo Ying to worry the gorge shortly, suddenly the highest heaven dragon cry startled day changes. 眼看着就要越过鹰愁涧了,忽然一声九霄龙吟惊天变。 Pushes the wave to raise the wave, throws the cliff mountain. 推波掀浪,撺出崖山。 big mouth, seems swallows up. 大嘴一张,好似鲸吞。 Monster dares!” “妖怪尔敢!” Sun Houzi has not thought that unexpectedly also really has does not fear death. 孙猴子没有想到居然还真的有不怕死的。 Sonic boom drinks, first is holds on Monk Tang, the backhand takes out the golden cudgel, seeming the strength chops Mount Hua general, pounded toward that White Dragon. 一声爆喝,先是一把将唐僧拉住,反手取出金箍棒,好似力劈华山一般,朝着那白龙砸了过去。 The small Paek Yong- mouth swallowed the white horse, but also without the digestion, then feels the whole body one tight with enough time, at present one black. 小白龙一口吞了白马,还没有来得及消化,便觉得浑身一紧,眼前一黑。 Thinks without enough time, the small Paek Yong- sound roared, the angry glare such as the wheel, made threatening gestures, curls up thousand drifting snow, particularly a Dragon's Tail swayed, flew high pulls out. 来不及多想,小白龙一声咆哮,怒目如轮,张牙舞爪,卷起千堆雪,尤其是龙尾一摆,凌空一抽。 The sound of sonic boom gets up, the surrounding air exploded a region of vacuum in directly. 音爆之声响起,将周围空气中直接炸出了一个真空的地带。 However, should he have bad luck, met the grandson monkey. 然而,合该他倒霉,遇上了孙猴子。 Grandson monkey cultivation base was fiercer than him, the golden cudgel in hand is the measure of Dayu's water governance time, afterward as sea calming god needle, although will be the day after tomorrow, not weak innate, merit unparalleled. 孙猴子修为本来便比他厉害,手中的金箍棒更是大禹治水时候的度量工具,后来作为定海神针,虽是后天,不弱先天,功德无双。 In addition, the grandson monkey just put on the hoop-tightening incantation, in the heart cavity vicious tendencies has not located to send, Bailong just ran upon the muzzle. 再加上,孙猴子刚刚被戴上紧箍咒,心中一腔戾气没处发,小白龙刚好就撞上枪口了。 Sun Houzi contains ones anger to act, earth-shaking! 孙猴子含怒出手,石破天惊! ! 啊! Called out pitifully along with the small Paek Yong- sound, the scales flew upwards, the blood scattered. 伴随着小白龙一声惨叫,鳞甲飞扬,鲜血四溅。 Is less to think, with vigor that nurses, whiz one drilled into the eagle to worry in the gorge. 不及多想,用出吃奶的劲儿,嗖的一下钻入了鹰愁涧中。 Sun Houzi follows, actually slow one step, a club that can only vent knocks in the Jianshui River. 孙猴子尾随而至,却还是慢了一步,只能发泄的一棒子敲在涧水上。 Suddenly, everything may become vulnerable, the deep ravine leaps to boil, galloping splash. The turbid wave flying high day punctures, arouses the mist like the arrow. The fog locks the expansive sky, the resounding, hundred bird startled dispersing. 一时间,地动山摇,深涧腾沸,奔腾飞溅。浊浪凌空天刺破,激起云烟如箭。雾锁长空,山鸣谷应,百鸟惊飞散。 Bailong just hid in the cave mansion, feels this, immediately the cold sweat again and again, in the heart reminded to oneself secretly, killed does not go out with that thunder face monkey head confrontation. 小白龙刚刚躲进洞府之中,感受到这一幕,顿时冷汗连连,心中暗自给自己提醒,打死也不出去和那雷脸猴子正面交锋。 Monk Tang has not come from still shaken soberly, by grandson monkey such blow to the head, the whole body was trembled immediately, falls to the ground softly. 唐僧还没有从惊魂未定之中清醒过来,又被孙猴子这么当头一棒,顿时浑身一颤,软倒在地。 Immediately, gets angry from the heart, whole face bad stares at the grandson monkey saying that 顿时,怒从心头起,满脸不善的盯着孙猴子道, Your this wild ape, had told you here is not good is not good, you do not believe that now was good? The Demon anti- road did not say, the white horse that rides instead of walking continually was also eaten, this is broad your majesty gift of the emperor, without him, this long distance has not known when must arrive......” “你这泼猴,早就跟你说过这里不是善地不是善地,你偏偏不信,现在好了?妖魔阻路不说,连代步的白马也被吃了,这可是唐皇陛下御赐,没有了他,这十万八千里还不知要走到何年何月......” Monk Tang displays the talking incessantly time , keeps saying, did not bring repeatedly. 唐僧发挥唠叨功夫,一口气,噼里啪啦,说个不停,还不带重复。 Listens in the grandson monkey ear, seems the demon sound, does not miss many compared with the hoop-tightening incantation. 听在孙猴子耳朵中,好似魔音,比起紧箍咒也不差多少。 Stops!” “停!” Sun Houzi loudly shouts, stopped Monk Tang hastily, originally Bailong does not show due respect for the feelings, in addition made him run, in the grandson monkey heart feels suffocated, was very confused, in addition Monk Tang aggravated the situation, listened again, wanted the violent to walk. 孙猴子大喝一声,连忙制止了唐僧,本来小白龙不给面子,再加上又让他跑了,孙猴子心中就憋了一口气,很是心烦意乱,再加上唐僧火上浇油,再听下去,就要暴走了。 „It is not Demon, is not the white horse, should not be anxious, looked that my subdue demons eliminate the demon, but also your white horse.” “不就是妖魔嘛,不就是白马嘛,不要急,看我降妖除魔,还你白马一匹。” Saying, does not give the opportunity that Monk Tang opens the mouth, draws him to the safety belt, drew a circle with the golden cudgel, exhorts him do not walk, then escapes also resembles, flies the eagle to worry sky over the gorge again. 说着,也不给唐僧开口的机会,将他拉到安全地带,用金箍棒画了一个圈,嘱咐他不要走出去,然后逃也似的,再一次飞到鹰愁涧上空。 Properly speaking Bailong this goods, the grandson monkey must take him is easy. 按理说小白龙这种货色,孙猴子要拿下他不过是轻而易举。 However, what now lets grandson monkey something extra is, his river character is not good. Battles in the water, a strength, falls short immediately greatly, ten go to its five. 然而,现在让孙猴子饶头的是,他水性不行。在水中作战,一身实力,顿时大打折扣,十去其五。
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