VWUUTS :: Volume #10

#983: On the eve of FB joyfulness


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Our goals are one in Taihu Lake resort, is actually one has the love place, has the woods and lake, can hunt and hit the fishing, but our today's goals are to hit the fishing. 我们的目标是太湖度假村中的一个,其实是一个非常有爱的地方,有树林、湖泊,可以去狩猎、打渔,而我们今天的目标就是打渔。 even/including Nan leads the female, altogether 13 people, after paying fee, everybody wears the clothes that against floods, one like is traffic police going forth to battle, four boats, each 3-4 people, on my ship are Du Shi San and kiss moon/month, nettinged to catch fish in the bund preparation, the shore had the pot of camp cooking to have the charcoal wait / etc.. 连男带女,一共13个人,交了费之后,大家都穿上防淹的衣服,一个像是交警一样的上阵,四艘小船,每艘3-4个人,我的船上是杜十三和吻月,就在湖边准备结网捕鱼了,岸边有野炊的锅具木炭等等。 Stands on the ship, asking of Du Shi San pit father: Who will row a boat?” 站在船上,杜十三坑爹的问:“谁会摇船?” Chaotic moon/month mm blinked: I only meet the table......” 乱月mm眨了眨眼睛:“我只会摇床……” Du Shi San was shy: I also meet......” 杜十三羞涩了:“我也会……” I fly into a rage: Bah, a little knot Fuck! who rows a boat? I have caught fish with the Third Uncle in the childhood, will cast a net to netting, the good and evil we must catch several small fish, otherwise eats p in the evening......” 我勃然大怒:“呸,有点节艹!到底谁来摇船?我在小时候跟三叔捕鱼过,会撒网结网,好歹咱们得捞几条小鱼,不然晚上吃p啊……” Du Shi San said: Ok, I come the table...... I do not row a boat, chaotic moon/month gang Lu Chen nettings, the good and evil their many net several fish come up compared with the bag mother!” 杜十三道:“ok,我来摇床……哦不,我要摇船,乱月帮陆尘结网,好歹要比袋妈妈他们多网几条鱼上来!” I said: Can have the mandarin fish to be good, I most liked eating the Guangxi dashi, cancelled starch, put some ginger hot pepper, soup in vain drank more beautiful than anything......” 我笑着说:“能有桂鱼就好了,我最喜欢吃桂鱼汤了,勾一点淀粉,放一些生姜辣椒,白白的汤喝起来比什么都美啊……” The chaotic moon/month is staring me: Let alone, my saliva was about to fall......” 乱月瞪着我:“别说了,我口水都快掉下来了……” I: „......” 我:“……” ...... …… The wave ripples, the heart of person also ripples, heaven rain mm is curling the bottom of pants leg, reveals one pair fairly such as the tootsy of jade, stands poles a boat in the stern, making the boat central spin in the water same place, is anxious on the bag mother forehead of bow full is the blue vein: Light rain, don't only in rows, trades while, the two sides stress can move!” 水波荡漾,人的心也荡漾,天堂雨mm卷着裤脚,露出一双白皙如玉的小脚,站在船尾撑船,让小船在水中央原地打转,急得船头的袋妈妈脑门上满是青筋:“小雨,别只在一边划桨,换一边啊,两边受力才能动!” The heaven rain hee smiles: Bag mother, you , if not satisfy my poling a boat level, has changed me, I must go to Brother Lu Chen on that ship......” 天堂雨嘻嘻笑:“袋妈妈,你要是不满意我的撑船水平,就换了我吧,我要去陆尘哥哥那艘船上……” The bag mother grins fiendishly: young miss you have not thought that Lu Chen already and 13 you have wrested away by the chaotic moon/month eldest sister, you obedient elder brother I!” 袋妈妈狞笑:“小姑娘你就别想了,陆尘已经被乱月大姐和13你霸占了,你就乖乖的跟着哥哥我吧!” The heaven rain puts out a hand to point at the bag mother's nose: You deceived people, today was your 31 years old lives saying that but also dares to say is the elder brother, you clearly were an uncle, strange kaoliang!” 天堂雨伸手指着袋妈妈的鼻子:“你骗人,今天都是你31岁生曰了,还敢说是哥哥,你分明是大叔,怪蜀黍!” The bag mother pats the belly, said: Casual, I must cast a net......” 袋妈妈拍拍肚皮,说:“随便吧,我要撒网了……” „!” “啪!” The fishing net sprinkles, happen to falls on our ships, the strength was just good, belayed Du Shi San, Du Shi San like is a big loach is struggling. 渔网洒出,正好落在我们的船上,力道刚刚好,套住了杜十三,杜十三像是一条大泥鳅一样的挣扎着。 I look dumbfoundedly: Does attractively!” 我看得目瞪口呆:“干得漂亮!” The chaotic moon/month smiled 520 novels to flow, helping Du Shi San untie the fishing net, the bag mother has not drawn in a net luckily, otherwise directly Du Shi San this mermaid carrying off. 乱月笑得520小说流出来了,帮杜十三解开了渔网,幸好袋妈妈没有收网,不然就直接把杜十三这条美人鱼给带走了。 Our travel teams only then 3 mm, therefore is doomed on the ship not to have existence of mm, that has plenty of fight in one, the quiet cloud 18 to ride, the ships of Ghost Valley three pure men, but, three people coordinate without a gap, two row a boat, casts a net, has plenty of fight in one very adeptly brushes one to launch to sprinkle the net, densely covered in the front waters, then a faint trace is pulling out the draw in a net, when the net bag takes, impressively the obvious three fish and two lobsters are beating in inside, a fish has chopsticks Zichang, is glad the Ghost Valley saliva quickly to fall.: I scratch, fighting spirit flamboyant Ah! 我们这支旅行队伍只有3个mm,所以注定有一条船上没有mm的存在,那就是斗志昂扬、幽云18骑、鬼谷子三个纯爷们的船,不过,三个人配合无间,两个摇船,一个撒网,斗志昂扬非常娴熟的刷一声将网展开洒出,密布于前方的水域中,然后一丝丝的抽着收网,当网兜拿出来的时候,赫然可见三条鱼儿和两个龙虾在里面跳动着,其中一条鱼足足有筷子长,乐得鬼谷子口水都快掉下来。了:“我擦咧,斗志牛逼啊! Has plenty of fight in one self-satisfiedly, Ha Ha said with a smile: „Before I in 17 years old high school, has hit the fishing in the hometown, has cracked a joke, casts a net the catching fish small gift, here fish are truly many, a net projects on that many, the lobster, one will roast to the chaotic moon/month eats, what kind of?” 斗志昂扬志得意满,哈哈笑道:“我17岁上高中之前,就一直在家乡打渔,开玩笑了,撒网捕鱼小意思,不过这里的鱼确实多,一网打到那么多,还有龙虾,一会烤给乱月吃吧,怎么样?” I clap to say with a smile: Chaotic moon/month, look, the fighting spirit elder brother loves you......” 我拍手笑道:“乱月,看吧,斗志哥哥多疼你啊……” The corners of the mouth of chaotic moon/month have pulled out, visits me wickedly: Snort, you said again this words, I make you know that true hurting is anything feels......” 乱月的嘴角抽了一下,恶狠狠的看着我:“哼,你再说这种话,我就让你知道真正的疼是什么感觉……” I did not speak, flung to cast the net suddenly, „” fell on the water surface, the fishing net surroundings stone sinker sank in abundance, then drew in a net slowly the pocket, the pull-off water surface time, thought a little sinks, I was happy: Ha Ha, the first net has to capture, my these 70 + Luck values are not really false!” 我不说话,猛然一甩将网撒了出去,“啪”一声落在水面上,渔网周围的石头坠子纷纷下沉,然后缓缓收网成兜,拖出水面的时候,觉得有点沉,我就乐了:“哈哈,第一网就有斩获啊,我这70+点幸运值果然不是假的!” „, The white spicy fish, hee hee......” chaotic moon/month is happier than me, sits near the ship, puts out a hand to help me pull the fishing net. “哦哦,白水煮鱼,嘻嘻嘻……”乱月比我还开心,坐在船边上,伸手去帮我把渔网拉扯上来。 Finally, when the fishing net all appears on the water surface, sees only stinking shoes in the net bag, immediately chaotic moon/month complexion purple, is gorgeous sneakers, all around rotted, it is estimated that some years. 结果,当渔网全部出现在水面上的时候,只见一只臭烘烘的鞋子在网兜里,顿时乱月脸色都紫了,还是一只华丽丽的解放鞋,四周都烂掉了,估计有些年头了。 „Is this your 70 + Luck values?” The chaotic moon/month looks up me. “这就是你的70+点幸运值吗?”乱月抬头看我。 The muscle on my face is twitching, looks that in the net bag places on the ship, two fresh water shrimp of pinky sizes are bouncing unceasingly, like is ridicules us. 我脸上的肌肉抽搐着,看着网兜里放在船上,两只小拇指大小的淡水虾正在不断的弹跳着,像是嘲笑我们一样。 Du Shi San cautiously received two small shrimp, said: Mosquito leg again slightly is also the meat, the good and evil one can not need to eat the clear water soup......” 杜十三小心翼翼的收起了两个小虾,说:“蚊子腿再小也是肉啊,好歹一会不用吃白水汤了……” I was almost terribly ashamed, the racket the shoulder of Du Shi San, said: Relax, I will try hard, tonight the meals will certainly not miss, the good and evil makes certainly everybody eat to the full.” 我差点羞煞了,拍拍杜十三的肩膀,道:“放心吧,我会努力,今晚咱们的伙食一定不会差,好歹一定让大家吃饱。” Du Shi San hey smiles: Luckily, I brought one package of instant noodles......” 杜十三嘿嘿笑:“幸好,我带了一包泡面……” Go away, does not need!” “滚,不需要!” My manner is firm , to continue to cast a net, making the Du Shi San stroke farther, tonight meals is a ship pot, one don't really will be awfully hungry Du Shi San and chaotic moon/month mm. 我态度坚决,继续撒网,让杜十三划得更远一些,今天晚上的伙食可是一船一张锅,一会可别真的把杜十三和乱月mm饿坏了。 ...... …… „” The fishing net pats randomly on the water surface, the heaven cares, finally has harvested greatly, at least one jin (0.5 kg) mandarin fish jumps in the net, unexpectedly also caught a crab, of similar steamed crab, wild, was smaller, but being doomed night-watch incense. “啪啪啪”的渔网乱拍在水面上,老天眷顾,终于有一条大收获了,一条至少一斤重的桂鱼在网里跳跳蹦蹦,并且,居然还抓到了一只螃蟹,类似大闸蟹的那种,野生,小了许多,但是注定更香了。 Although does not eat the season of crab, but chaotic moon/month mm has actually been wild with joy, wants to look at the crab that touches actually does not dare to touch, said: „A meeting elder sister cherishes one's relatives you......” 虽说不是吃螃蟹的季节,不过乱月mm却乐坏了,想要碰却不敢碰的看着螃蟹,说:“一会姐姐亲亲你……” Du Shi San smiled: Wolf kisses......” 杜十三笑了:“狼吻……” Bah!” “呸!” Has gotten so far as the setting sun in the western sky, receives thick liquid to come ashore, four ships are raising the bamboo basket, the mutual competion harvest, finally, a ship of having plenty of fight in one harvests many, suffices five jin (0.5 kg) aquatic product, mother fucker, we definitely have caught fish in others breeding areas, where will otherwise have this luck, here caught a big mandarin fish, two white turtle and a carp, in addition two crabs and certain small shrimp, basically a food sufficed. 一直弄到了夕阳西下,收浆上岸,四艘船提着竹篓,相互比拼收获,结果,斗志昂扬的一船收获最多,足足够五斤重的水产,mlgbd,我们肯定是在人家的放养区里捕鱼了,不然哪儿会有这种运气,就连我这里都捞到了一条大桂鱼、两条白水鱼和一条鲫鱼,另外还有两只螃蟹和若干小虾,基本上一顿饭是够了。 Really, came ashore shortly, to have the staff in resort to come the weighing to pay expenses, the bag mother pulled out about 1000 to pay in full, nm, black Ah! 果然,上岸没多久,就有度假村的工作人员过来称重付费了,袋妈妈掏了近1000块才付清,nm,黑啊! The charcoal is also buys, then starts to light a fire to cook a meal, my this group has chosen the white spicy fish, the mandarin fish and Bai Shuiyu, carp are just suitable to make the soup, the small sun-dried shelled shrimp and crab also one and loses, actually I have read a cookbook, according to the memory throws the spice and so on thing. 就连木炭也是买来的,接下来开始生火煮饭,我这组选择了白水煮鱼,刚好桂鱼、白水鱼、鲫鱼都适合煮汤,小虾米和螃蟹也一并丢进去,其实我就看过一次菜谱,照着记忆扔作料之类的东西了。 Du Shi San adds the coal, the student family peasant family children blows, has almost not burnt down the eyebrow. 杜十三添炭,学人家农家孩子去吹,差点没把眉毛烧掉。 Nearby, Ghost Valley that group is baking, and has also boiled the fish, they are quite sumptuous. 一旁,鬼谷子那一组在烧烤,另外也煮了鱼,他们比较丰盛。 Bag mother that group most painstakingly, altogether caught six fish, longest one over ten centimeters, are not making soup, in big pot soup only then several fish float to flutter, puts the onion garlic ginger directly and so on thing, heaven rain mm hopeful sitting near the pot, the hand is holding the chin: „Didn't bag mother, you think in this pot the thing to be too few?” 袋妈妈那一组最苦,总共抓到了六条鱼,最长的一条不超过十厘米,正在熬汤,偌大的一锅汤里只有几条鱼儿飘来飘去,直接放葱蒜生姜之类的东西,天堂雨mm满怀期待的坐在锅边,手托着下巴:“袋妈妈,你不觉得这锅里东西太少了吗?” The bag mother coughed: Condition is difficult, endures......” 袋妈妈咳了咳:“条件艰苦,忍忍吧……” I grin to smile in side: One will give the light rain dry fishing, when man is certainly natural.” 我在旁咧嘴笑:“一会把干的捞给小雨,当男人的一定要大方。” The bag mother is speechless: Ok, since the fish are so few, simply puts noodles, I bought have placed behind the car(riage), with under went , the fish fragrant surface, had the love......” 袋妈妈无语:“算了,既然鱼那么少,干脆放点面条吧,我买了放在车后面了,拿出来下进去,鱼香面,多有爱啊……” The heaven rain was ignorant: This, line?” 天堂雨懵了:“这样,也行?” Right, must be bold in attempting!” “没错,要勇于尝试!” Good, I take......” “好吧,我去拿……” Half bag of rice also bring, puts into the pot the rice while convenient, cooks down pot fish fragrant surface gruel, has the love......” “还有半袋大米也拿过来,顺便把米也下锅,熬成一锅鱼香面粥,多有爱啊……” The heaven rain erupted: Has love your younger sister, I must have meal with Brother Lu Chen together!” 天堂雨爆发了:“有爱你妹啊,我要跟陆尘哥哥一起吃饭!” Bag mother: „......” 袋妈妈:“……” I could not tolerate, took one about one jin (0.5 kg) big black carp to lose from the having plenty of fight in one group to the pot of Asian gunnysack in conveniently, said: Today you are the longevity god, eats, puts a hot pepper, the spicy soup gets food down, did not need to make the gruel, that side did not have the uncle to sell the box lunch......” 我看不过去了,顺手从斗志昂扬组里拿了一条大约一斤重的大青鱼丢到亚麻袋的锅里,说:“今天你是寿星,多吃点,放点辣椒,辣辣的汤才下饭,不用做粥了,那边不是有大叔在卖盒饭嘛……” Bag mother: By......” 袋妈妈:“靠……” ...... …… The dashi leaves the pot time, unexpectedly is very tasty, the box lunch is eating nearly to support, one group of people are very satisfied, then heaven rain mm has put out a big cake, the bonfire was cutting open everybody to divide eating, sang egg pain living to say the song while convenient. 鱼汤出锅的时候,居然还挺好喝,就着盒饭吃得险些撑死,一群人都挺满足,然后天堂雨mm拿出了一个大蛋糕,就着篝火切开大家分了吃,顺便唱唱蛋疼的生曰歌。 Today is good of bag mother said that the child......” I smiled, said: That...... The scene also has the beautiful woman, chaotic moon/month, you give the bag mother to offer a kiss, swells the type?” “今天是袋妈妈的好曰子……”我笑了笑,说:“那个……现场也有美女,乱月,你给袋妈妈献个吻,肿么样?” Chaotic moon/month murderous aura is steaming: I have the principle very much!” 乱月杀气腾腾:“我是很有原则的!” You looked that the bag mother was waiting, the flour...... I said including the spring. “你看,袋妈妈等着了,粉面含春啊……”我说。 Everybody creates a disturbance immediately. 大家立刻跟着起哄。 The chaotic moon/month is speechless, stands up, arrives in front of the bag mother, fast has kissed on the bag mother's right cheeks, then arrives in front of me, bringing murderous aura saying: Now did you satisfy?” 乱月无语,站起身,来到袋妈妈面前,飞快的在袋妈妈的右边脸颊上亲了一下,然后走到我面前,带着杀气说:“现在你满意了?” I smiled: Thanks the coordination......” 我笑了:“谢谢配合……” The words just had not said that the chaotic moon/month sinking lower part of the body, a small mouth of warming up pastes suddenly on my lip, unexpectedly came a kiss of mouth to mouth directly. 话还刚没说过,乱月猛然沉下身,一张温热的小嘴贴在我的唇上,居然直接来了一个嘴对嘴的吻。 By......” “靠……” I complained of hardship secretly, this girl so was how bold, ended, I compensated myself! 我暗暗叫苦,这丫头怎么就那么奔放,完了,我把自己赔进去了! Everybody looked to stay, enough five seconds, the chaotic moon/month left, visits me bitterly, said: This sexually harasses my price, next time will continue, I will encourage your!” 大家都看呆了,足足五秒钟,乱月才离开,恨恨的看着我,道:“这就是调戏我的代价,下次继续,我会鼓励你的!” Du Shi San is holding the dashi, visits me: Feels what kind of?” 杜十三捧着鱼汤,看着我:“感觉怎么样?” I have wiped a lip: „Were some types by the strong x feeling, you said?” 我抹了一把嘴唇:“有种被强x的感觉,你说呢?” The people laugh, the chaotic moon/month also sits on the stone stool eats to smile. 众人哈哈大笑,乱月也坐在石凳上吃吃笑。 ...... …… Has played around 8 : 00 pm, boards to fight in some bar in urban district, but I have not drunk, one must deliver this crowd of goods to go back, for these days was wel is the anger of death goddess, made that everybody could not withstand wearily, now comes out to indulge, the feeling was truly good. 一直玩到晚上八点多,上车转战市区的某酒吧,不过我没有喝酒,一会还得送这群货回去,这几天又是wel又是死亡女神之怒,弄得大家都疲倦不堪,现在出来放纵一下,感觉确实非常不错。 In the bar attractive mm are many, various types aggravate, there are raises the eye much, everybody plays high very much, is plays the game is various types mutually sexually harasses, but I sit in the one side pull out the cell phone to read the Heaven's End official material, clear sky snow mm is also quite gentle, sits side me, had not spoken, to the morning soon goes back, Du Shi San racket my shoulder: Clear sky snow likes you, sits side you, looked at your one night, has satisfied......” 酒吧里漂亮mm很多,各种惹火,也有不少养眼的,大家玩得很high,又是做游戏又是各种相互调戏,而我就坐在一旁掏出手机看天纵的官方资料,晴空雪mm也比较文静,坐在我身边,一直没有说话,一直到早上快要回去的时候,杜十三才拍拍我的肩膀:“晴空雪多喜欢你啊,坐在你身边,看了你一夜,就满足了……” I grin: Small girl too had not pursued......” 我咧咧嘴:“小丫头太没追求了……” Du Shi San smiles with tacit understanding: Ha Ha!” 杜十三会意一笑:“哈哈!”
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