VWUUTS :: Volume #1

#76: Began, Teacher!


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Xia said hot, street boarding incoming vehicle toward, the big gear of roadside was open for business. 夏曰炎炎,马路上车来车往,路边的大排档已经开张了。 Du Shi San stripped, reveals 22 muscles, is flirting with the eyes to the street on short skirt younger sister, lonely is not good. 杜十三光着膀子,露出22肌肉,对着街上的短裙妹眉来眼去,寂寞的不行了。 Good leg!” 13 clap hands to laugh: Can touch to be good.” “好腿!”13抚掌大笑:“能摸下就好了。” Ghost Valley thump one drinks up half bottle of beer, said: „The b brother looked like the wave......” 鬼谷子咕咚一下喝掉半瓶啤酒,说:“b哥看起来浪得不行了……” I nod, thump half bottle of beer get into the stomach, expressed support for the view of Ghost Valley. 我点点头,咕咚半瓶啤酒下肚,表示支持鬼谷子的说法。 13, has last night business, how many gained?” I start to investigate the Studio income. “13,昨晚的生意,赚了多少?”我开始核查工作室的收入。 Du Shi San thinks that said: 350 5 levels of MP cooking, I raise the price slightly, has sold 408 gold coins, you give my more than 300 4 levels of fur, each has sold 40-60 silver coins, deposits 150 gold coins, altogether 558 gold coins, I have sold out in the trading platform completely, converts into 55 rmb each gold coin the price, deducts the bank to collect fees, total receives 30383 dollars of 10 cents!” 杜十三想了想,说:“350份5级魔法烹饪,我稍微抬高一下价格,卖出了408金币,你给我的300多张4级皮毛,每张卖了40-60银币,入账150金币,总共558枚金币,我在交易平台全部卖光了,折合55rmb每金币的价格,扣除银行收费,共计收入30383块1毛钱!” I nod, commend: Good, good clothing material that your boy truly together does business.” 我点头,赞许道:“不错,你小子确实一块做生意的好料子。” Ghost Valley asked: Doing business at a loss business?” 鬼谷子问:“赔本生意?” Du Shi San: You knew many......” 杜十三:“你知道得太多了……” „......” “……” I smile, have held up half bottle of beer, said: Come, for the Studio first large amount of money income, we do one!” 我笑笑,举起了半瓶啤酒,说:“来吧,为了工作室的第一笔巨资收入,咱们干一个!” Good!” “好!” Several beer bottles hit in the same place, burst out the youth spirited spark. 几个啤酒瓶撞在一起了,迸发出青春激昂的火花。 Has ordered several dishes, the red-roast fish, the hot duck and green pepper potato thread and so on, is the good food that goes well with wine, several people have drunk up two cases of beer, converts into everyone 78 bottles, suddenly also felt that a light foot was heavy. 点了几个菜,红烧鱼、麻辣鸭、青椒土豆丝之类的,都是不错的下酒菜,几个人咣咣咣的喝掉了两箱啤酒,折合每个人78瓶,一时间也感觉头轻脚重了。 Ghost Valley by in the chair, grins to laugh foolishly: Has not thought that after I get sick greatly does not die, in Suzhou will run into two good brothers......” 鬼谷子靠在椅子里,咧嘴傻笑:“没有想到啊,我大病不死之后会在苏州遇到两个好兄弟……” Du Shi San is lifting the empty jar, gains ground to drink up natural, asked: Little rascal, what big sickness?” 杜十三举着空瓶子,潇洒抬头喝干,问:“小鬼,什么一场大病?” Ghost Valley said: Anxious surname appendicitis, has almost hung, the surgery later second day I on the game, the body universe, unexpectedly was examined seriously not to be unhealthy, therefore obtained Undead Knight this Class.” 鬼谷子道:“急姓阑尾炎,差点挂了,手术之后的第二天我就上了游戏,身体太虚,居然被检测出严重不健康,所以获得了死灵骑士这个职业。” I am concerned saying: Now, was all right?” 我关切道:“现在,没事了吧?” Um, has been all right, thanks to lose the Boss.” Ghost Valley laughs, asked: Was right, loses the Boss your Class is Undead Swordsman, what's the matter?” “嗯,没事了,谢谢折戟老大。”鬼谷子哈哈一笑,却又问:“对了,折戟老大你的职业死灵剑士,怎么回事?” I stare, Du Shi San just about to opens the mouth, I interrupt his words, rushed saying: All right, on several days the catching cold cold, was similar to your symptom.” 我一愣,杜十三刚要开口,我打断他的话,抢着说:“没事,那几天伤风感冒的,跟你的症状差不多。” Ghost Valley puts down the beverage bottle, said with a smile: That is good, our brothers three may want the long life, making scarlet mercenary soldier move China, hey, we cannot have the matter, must continue to go on living to damage side Ah! 鬼谷子放下酒瓶,笑道:“那就好,我们兄弟三个可要长命百岁,让血色佣兵名动中国,嘿嘿,咱们不能有事,要继续活下去祸害一方啊! I nod smile: Does not have the issue, for our long lives, does one bottle again!” 我点头一笑:“没问题,为了我们的长命百岁,再干一瓶吧!” Good!” “好!” Good!” “好!” Drank some little time, Du Shi San looked suddenly to the street opposite, has rubbed the awake song eye, said: Well? That...... Isn't the forest big beautiful woman?” 喝了好一会,忽然杜十三看向马路对面,揉了揉惺忪的眼睛,说:“咦?那个……不是林大美女么?” I use chopsticks the head of creakying, said with a smile: 13 you have gotten drunk, Lin Yixin how possibly here?” 我用筷子支着摇摇欲坠的脑袋,笑道:“13你喝醉了,林逸欣怎么可能在这里?” You look, truly is she......” “你看啊,确实是她……” Du Shi San has stood, has referred to the opposite , the newsstand is standing attractive mm, is Lin Yixin, wears a seal brown uniform upper garment, a lower part of the body short skirt, longleg in vain is very attractive. 杜十三站了起来,指了指对面,果然,报亭边站着一个漂亮mm,正是林逸欣,身穿一件深褐色制服上装,下身一袭短裙,白白的长腿十分诱人。 She as if in and the others, is taking a handbag, is looking around the distant place. 她似乎在等人,提着一个手提袋,张望着远方。 Du Shi San crooked proceeded several steps, my for fear that he drilled under the public transportation, went forward to hold his arm hurriedly, does not think that this goods were brandishing the arm unexpectedly, was shouting to Lin Yixin loudly: Forest beautiful woman, is so skillful, do you also come out to eat the big gear?” 杜十三歪歪扭扭的往前走了几步,我生怕他钻了公交车底下,急忙上前抓住他的胳膊,不想这货居然挥舞着手臂,对着林逸欣大声喊道:“林美女,这么巧啊,你也出来吃大排档吗?” Lin Yixin heard, a pair of beautiful eye looks to us, aerobic and funny appearance. 林逸欣听到了,一双美目望向我们,又好气又好笑的样子。 I, entrain 13 round trips to walk awkwardly, at the same time scolded in a low voice: „, Eats your younger sister's big gear! Others are opening to run quickly, eats wool big gear Ah! 我尴尬不已,拽着13往回走,一边低声骂道:“靠,吃你妹的大排档!人家开着奔驰的,吃毛大排档啊! , Lin Yixin looked around without enough time the communication vehicles, walked lithely, the long hair is floating. 来不及了,林逸欣张望了一下来往车辆,轻盈的走了过来,长发飘飘。 Well? Is Lu Chen, so skillful?” “咦?陆尘,这么巧啊?” Lin Yixin standing with a smile before me, smelling of effort, the delicate eyebrows are light immediately, said: My goodness, how many have you drunk?” 林逸欣笑吟吟的站在我面前,用力的闻了闻,马上秀眉轻蹙,道:“好家伙,你喝了多少啊?” I while the drinking desire, look at present the juicy young beautiful woman, said with a smile: Aren't many, three bowls of posts......” 我趁着酒兴,看着眼前水灵灵的小美女,笑道:“不多不多,三碗不过岗……” Lin Yixin ill-humored said: Dies, is short entrains the literary talent with me!” 林逸欣没好气的笑着说:“去死,少跟我拽文采!” In this time, a black Reck Sars is stopping in the roadside, the glass has put down, pretty young people said with a smile slightly: Lin Yixin, did your making the rounds of shops or homes to extort money opposite come? Walks, 7 : 00 pm began!” 正在这时,一辆黑色雷克萨斯停在了路边,车窗放下,一个眉清目秀的年轻人微微笑道:“林逸欣,你怎么跑马路对面来了?走吧,晚上7点就开工了!” „, Immediately!” “哦,马上!” Lin Yixin has complied with one, said to me with a smile: „Did your this fellow, go all out last night very much?” 林逸欣应了一声,笑吟吟对我说:“你这家伙,昨晚很卖力嘛?” Nearby, big gear boss of cooking food the eye was straight immediately, that attractive small mm praised me to go all out unexpectedly last night very much, the ghosts know that was any meaning. 一旁,烧菜的大排档老板立刻眼睛直了,一个那么漂亮的小mm居然夸赞我昨晚很卖力,鬼都知道是什么意思。 Lin Yixin then said one: Tonight continues to try hard, forgot to tell you, my daytime time has practiced to 46 levels, you were too slow......” 林逸欣接着说了一句:“今晚继续努力哦,忘了告诉你,我白天的时候已经练到46级了,你太慢咯……” Fuck ! 靠! I was speechless, her promotion speed is really terrorist! 我无语了,她的升级速度真恐怖! Looked in a Reck Sars that youth, I curl the lip, asked: Leisurely beautiful woman, do you begin? What labor that opens?” 看了一眼雷克萨斯里面的那个青年,我撇撇嘴,问:“逸美女,你去开工?开的什么工啊?” In I remember, the operation is the view of entertainer, what for example Sister Sola Aoi begins, therefore my some are uncomfortable, is Lin Yixin What's Up?? At present does the young beautiful woman of this beautiful woman, make that line? I drew a fearful conclusion. 在我记忆里,开工是艺人的说法,譬如苍井空姐姐开工什么的,于是我心里有些不舒服,林逸欣干什么的?眼前这个明眸皓齿的小美女,难道是做那行的?我得出了一个可怕的结论。 Looks the expression that I die by heartbreak, Lin Yixin is mad clenches jaws, suddenly goes forward to hold my neckband, is panting in indignation: Your this bastard...... Snort, the words that you have free time follow me, oneself open the eye to have a look and that's the end!” 看着我伤心欲绝的表情,林逸欣气得咬牙切齿,忽然上前一把抓住我的领口,气呼呼道:“你这混蛋……哼,你有空的话就跟我走一趟,自己睁大眼睛看看就是了!” I am vacant: You did not mind that I do look on?” 我茫然:“你不介意我旁观?” The Lin Yixin 520 novels can kill people: Minds your younger sister!! Follows me!” 林逸欣的520小说可以杀人了:“介意你妹!!跟我走!” Saying, Lin Yixin was towing me to board, rashly. 说着,林逸欣拖着我上了车,不由分说。 Du Shi San in great surprise: Lu Chen...... Fuck ! Lu Chen had been kidnapped......” 杜十三大惊:“陆尘……靠!陆尘被人劫持了……” „!” “咣!” In is drunk is thin crash-bang Ghost Valley to carry the half beverage bottle, points at the street opposite to roast the sweet potato the grandma, loudly shouted to clear the way: Fuck! you dare to kidnap us to lose the Boss, gives me to remain the person, your don't Dammit be rampant, does believe the father to chop you?” 醉得稀里哗啦的鬼谷子拎着半截酒瓶,指着马路对面烤红薯的阿婆,大喝道:“艹!你敢劫持我们折戟老大,给我把人留下来,你tmd别嚣张,信不信老子砍你?” Lin Yixin sits side me, watches the farce of out of the window, speechless [say / way]: „Is this core member of scarlet mercenary soldier? What varieties you have raised one crowd of......” 林逸欣坐在我身边,看着窗外的闹剧,无语道:“这就是血色佣兵的核心成员吗?你到底饲养了一群什么样的品种啊……” I was more speechless, is shouting to out of the window: Ghost Valley, 13, get lost to sleep to me, or leveling!” 我更加无语了,对着窗外喊道:“鬼谷子,13,给我滚回去睡觉,或者练级!” Ghost Valley: Loses the Boss to take care.” 鬼谷子:“折戟老大保重。” Du Shi San: This calculated my, by......” 杜十三:“这顿又算我的了,靠……” ...... …… Reck Sars's on with lightning speed high structure, directly soared the campus. 雷克萨斯风驰电掣的上了高架,直奔园区。 I only thought that the head sinks very much, then depends on the chair drowsy, Lin Yixin shot a look at my one eyes, whispered: Returns the master, was sold did not know......” 我只觉得脑袋很沉,便靠在座椅上昏昏欲睡,林逸欣瞥了我一眼,嘀咕道:“还高手呢,被人卖了都不知道……” Has not known how long, some people have swayed my arm suddenly. 不知道过了多久,忽然有人摇晃我的胳膊。 I look up, has fallen asleep, when does not know, I by the shoulder of Lin Yixin, her cheek have shamed red, has referred to own shoulder, asked: Wu Wu, my new clothes!” 我抬头一看,哦,睡着了,不知道何时,我已经靠在林逸欣的肩膀上,她的脸蛋羞得通红,指了指自己的肩膀,问道:“呜呜,我的新衣服!” Fuck ! on the Lin Yixin seal brown uniform, does not know when caught a water mark. 靠!林逸欣深褐色的制服上,不知道什么时候染上了一道水痕。 I asked: What is that?” 我问:“那是什么?” Lin Yixin gives me gently a fist, speechless [say / way]: Somebody's saliva, hurry up, gets out!” 林逸欣轻轻给我一拳,无语道:“某人的口水,快点,下车!” Got out, I appeared in a square, front tall building, on floor relief vitra phrase. 下了车,我已经出现在了一个广场上,前方一座高楼,楼层上浮雕着“vitra”的字眼。 I hesitate: „Does this sign, somewhat look familiar probably?” 我沉吟一声:“这个标志,好像有些眼熟啊?” Side, the driver small child said: Vitra, international famous apparel brand, two years ago introduces China, the market is prosperous hot.” 旁边,那司机小青年说:“vitra,国际著名服装品牌,两年前引进中国,市场非常繁荣火爆。” I muttered: No wonder, before had looked in market......” 我喃喃道:“难怪,以前只是在商场里看过……” Lin Yixin covers the mouth chuckle: less nonsense, walks!” 林逸欣掩嘴轻笑:“少废话,走啦!” Goes?” “去哪儿?” Visits me to begin “看我开工啊” I with Lin Yixin, came to the vitra Corporation photo studio unexpectedly, the light is bright. 我跟着林逸欣,竟来到了vitra公司内部的摄影室,灯光明亮。 Two hair very long photographers walk to go forward, look strange look at me, afterward asked my Lin Yixin: Forest mm, who is this person?” 两个头发挺长的摄影师走上前,眼神奇怪的看了看我,随后问我身边的林逸欣:“林mm,这个人是谁?” Lin Yixin thinks that said: Buys the soy sauce, does not need to manage, which several today pats?” 林逸欣想了想,说:“打酱油的,不用管,今天拍哪几款?” „, Do 14 new styles, strive for two hours to handle completely?” “哦,共有14件新款,争取两小时内全部搞定吧?” Good!” “好!” Lin Yixin received one new clothes to enter the changing room, after several minutes, walked, immediately draws the attention of everyone, this is one set of pink dress, originally not necessarily attractive, but puts in Lin Yixin, has the aesthetic sense of not being able saying that looks at the person to immerse. 林逸欣接过一套新的衣服就进了更衣室,几分钟后走了出来,顿时让人眼前一亮,这是一套粉色裙装,本来未必有多好看,可是穿在林逸欣身上,偏偏就有种说不出的美感,看得人沉醉。 I also realized that I have thought mistakenly, the operation of Lin Yixin is different from the dark green teacher, she is just model mm. 我也意识到,自己想错了,林逸欣的开工和苍老师不一样,她只不过是个模特mm。 This vitra Corporation is really insightful, excavates Lin Yixin such attractive mm to be the model unexpectedly, too insightful! 啧啧,这个vitra公司真有眼光,居然发掘出林逸欣这么一个漂亮mm来当模特,太有眼光了! Is dazzled, Lin Yixin just like beautiful elf countless changes, leisurely clothes on her tall and pleasing to the eye, not only I look very shocking, two photographers are also full of praise. 眼花缭乱,林逸欣宛若美丽精灵般变化无穷,一款款衣服在她身上美轮美奂,不但我看得非常震惊,两个摄影师也赞不绝口。 Lin Yixin to scene time always maintains the happy expression of seeping person, but the vision sweeps to my time purses the lips, wants Bian people the pretty appearance. 林逸欣对着镜头的时候总是保持沁人的笑意,可是目光扫到我的时候就撅撅嘴,一副要扁人的娇俏模样。 After one -and-a-half hours, stops work for the day! 一个半小时后,收工! Lin Yixin has changed the original clothes, arrives at side me, said: Walks, should go back......” 林逸欣换上了原先的衣服,走到我身边,说:“走吧,该回去了……” I nod: Um.” 我点头:“嗯。” In this time, a photographer has been catching up, said: Lin Yixin, that...... Our bosses make me ask you, are you willing to sign the long-term collaboration contract with vitra? When our ambassadors, Ok?” 正在这时,一名摄影师赶了过来,道:“林逸欣,那个……我们老板让我问问你,你愿意跟vitra签个长期合作合同吗?当我们的形象代言人,可以吗?” Lin Yixin turns around, sweet smiles: Does not use, haven't you signed 040?” 林逸欣转身,甜甜一笑:“不用,你们不是签了040了么?” That...... He He, don't you want really?” The photographers stare looks at Lin Yixin, adds inflammatory details saying: One year of contract is about 500,000 rmb, this regarding a student is very high, doesn't consider really?” “那个……呵呵,你真的不愿意?”摄影师直勾勾的看着林逸欣,添油加醋道:“一年合同大约是500000rmb,这对于一个学生来说已经是非常高了,真的不考虑考虑吗?” Lin Yixin shakes the head with a smile: Bye!” 林逸欣笑着摇头:“再见!” Saying, her was entraining my sleeves outward to run, I walked while asked: Why not to agree, one year 500,000!” 说着,她拽着我的衣袖就往外跑,我一边走一边问:“干嘛不同意,一年500000呢!” Lin Yixin: Does not need, I hit the gold coin, one year also incessantly gains this, why must sign with them, daily looked the person meaningful glance handles affairs . Moreover the vitra boss is Italian old man, every day looked person time lets on me the infant......” 林逸欣:“没有必要,我就算是打金币,一年也不止赚这点,何必要签约他们,天天看人眼色行事,而且vitra的老板是个意大利老头,每天看人的时候都让我身上毛毛的……” I smile: Who makes you that likable......” 我不由一笑:“谁让你那么招人喜欢……” Oh? 哦? Lin Yixin stands downstairs the company suddenly does not walk, visits me with a smile, asked: „Am I very likable?” 林逸欣突然站在公司楼下不走了,笑吟吟的看着我,问:“我很招人喜欢吗?” I nod, said earnestly: Yes, many years ago, is called mm of Sister Feng to be the same with you, very likable......” 我点头,认真道:“是啊,在很多年前,一位叫做凤姐的mm跟你一样,都挺招人喜欢的……” You...... Owes flatly!” “你……欠扁!” Lin Yixin brandishes the powder fist, I have shown hundred meters nine. five seconds speeds, they pursued the public transportation platform, the obedient coin went home. 林逸欣挥舞粉拳,我展现了百米九秒五的速度,两人一路追到了公交站台,乖乖投币回家。
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