VWUUTS :: Volume #5

#500: Wild pheasant


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In the afternoon, knew cry rippling on treeshady lanes, in the air as if burns Mars, the hot weather following the beginning of fall makes the people in small town streaming with sweat scalding hot, but, afternoon rural fair is the incomparable liveliness, is bringing He Yi, Murong Mingyue and Beiming Xue three mm, we went to the market. 下午,知了的叫声一波波的荡漾在林荫小道上,空气中仿佛燃动着火星,秋老虎的灼热让小镇里的人们汗流浃背,不过,下午的集市还是无比的热闹,带着何艺慕容明月北冥雪三个mm,我们赶集了。 Drop......” “滴……” Lambor Gini blowing a whistle sound very resonant, I looked at the symbol on steering wheel, has a look at the front stall keeper, cannot bear say: Opens this stuff to do grocery shopping, a foot accelerator gets down, perhaps was worth others selling a afternoon money for purchase of non-staple foods, this world really did not have the natural justice......” 兰博基尼的鸣笛声非常的嘹亮,我看了看方向盘上的徽记,又看看前面的摊贩,忍不住道:“开个这玩意来买菜,一脚油门下去,恐怕值得上人家卖一下午的菜金了,这世界真是没有天理……” He Yi smiles, looks at out of the window, said: Sometimes, I actually envy others to sell the dish, in pulled out the dish to come from oneself, sells-out can go home, tranquil life......” 何艺莞尔,看着窗外,说:“有时候,我倒是羡慕人家卖菜的,从自家地里拔了菜过来,卖完就可以回家,多恬静的生活……” I smile: You can try, two days later exposes to the sun you are same as the African young girls, you will not have thought......” 我笑笑:“你可以去试试,两天之后把你晒得跟非洲小妞一样,你就不会那么想了……” He Yi was angry to smile, brandishes the fist to hammer on my shoulder, said: You African young girl!” 何艺嗔笑,挥舞拳头在我肩膀上锤了一下,说:“你才非洲小妞!” At this time, my slow stopped vehicle in the roadside, as a car(riage) of limited edition two-row place, this Lambor Gini truly unusual old-style fan device, stopped brings in the innumerable vision, naturally, when three mm got out together, has brought in more vision, several skipping classes middle-school students who even, walked from the playroom pointed, sound very resonant discussion 这时,我缓慢的将车子停在了路边,作为一款限量版双排座的车,这辆兰博基尼确实非常拉风,一停下就引来无数目光,当然,当三个mm一起下车的时候,就引来了更多的目光,甚至,从游戏室里走出来的几个逃课中学生都指指画画的,声音很嘹亮的讨论着 „, That car(riage) really handsome Ah! “哇,那辆车真帅啊! Three beautiful Nuzhen that yes, inside comes out are attractive, great, great, the front that makings are really good, following two also good good......” “是啊,里面出来的三个美女真漂亮,赞,没得说啊,前面的那个气质真好,后面两个也好不错……” Um, was the driver knocks chen!” “嗯,就是司机磕碜了点!” I: „......” 我:“……” ...... …… damn, incautiously has become the driver, this life was too bitter. md,一不小心成了司机,这生活太苦了。 He Yi eats to smile, returns to turn around to pull my arm, said: Buys to order food?” 何艺吃吃笑,回转身挽着我的手臂,说:“买点什么菜好呢?” I think that said: „The chicken Fish Meat egg, various types of meat, buy to give the father and Third Uncle drinks, then carries a cold dish to go back, on ok.” 我想了想,说:“鸡鱼肉蛋,各种荤腥,买回去给老爸和三叔下酒啊,然后再拎点凉菜回去,就ok了。” Um.” “嗯。” Three mm attire are very fashionable, therefore appears that the dazzling at the small town rural fair, caused that the passer-by casts the vision that focuses attention on abundance, our group also rapidly has become the focal point. 三个mm的装束都挺时尚,于是在小镇集市上显得那么闪眼,引得路人纷纷投来瞩目的目光,我们一行人也迅速成了焦点。 Arrives at a small fish booth, the fish that as if just caught, You to come in the bucket swims away very cheerful appearance, my sinking lower part of the body, has fished, asked: Boss, does this fish swell sells?” 来到一个小鱼摊,似乎是刚刚捕捉上来的鱼儿,在水桶里游来游去挺欢快的样子,我沉下身,捞了一下,问:“老板,这鱼肿么卖?” The fish monger child has a look at me, said: Just the new fresh fish that caught from the Dongda river, pure wild, the flavor cancould dispute, mandarin fish 50 money one jin (0.5 kg), raised pungitius sinensis 20 money one jin (0.5 kg), carp 15 money one jin (0.5 kg), carp 10 money one jin (0.5 kg), did prawn 20 money one jin (0.5 kg), want?” 鱼贩子看看我,说:“刚从东大河里捞上来的新鲜鱼,纯野生的,味道没的说,桂鱼50块钱一斤,昂刺鱼20块钱一斤,鲤鱼15块钱一斤,鲫鱼10块钱一斤,大虾20块钱一斤,要不要?” Again and again He Yi exclaims in surprise visits me: „, Your here dishes are quite cheap, the wild carp of Suzhou little said that also has 20 money one jin (0.5 kg)!” 何艺连连惊叹的看着我:“哇,你们这里的菜好便宜啊,苏州的野生鲫鱼少说也有20块钱一斤的!” I nod smile: Cracks a joke, if here fish ships goes to Suzhou, must be blown by the toll station on 200 kilometers highway maliciously compares, was inexpensive yes damn......” 我点头一笑:“开玩笑,这里的鱼要是运送去苏州的话,在200公里的高速公路上就要被收费站狠狠刮一比,不贵就算是见鬼了……” Murong Mingyue curls the lip: Damn toll station, such selected the road also to plunder our more than 100.” 慕容明月撇撇嘴:“该死的收费站,这么点路还搜刮了我们100多块。” Beiming Xue chuckle: Was good, do not resent the world and detest mundane affairs, does grocery shopping to make you discuss that gdp comes, this said how the child asked the person to live......” 北冥雪轻笑:“好了,别愤世嫉俗了,买个菜都能让你们讨论起gdp来,这曰子叫人怎么活啊……” I smile, am pointing at the aquatic product in barrel, said: Comes two jin (0.5 kg) shrimp roe, is bright, comes two mandarin fish again.” 我不由笑笑,指着桶里的水产,说:“来二斤虾子,要鲜活的,再来两条桂鱼。” Good!” “好嘞!” The fish mongers happily weighing, soon , the goods succeeded in obtaining, after Murong Mingyue paid money enthusiastically, continued to stroll other outdoor shops. 鱼贩开开心心的称重去了,不久之后,货到手,慕容明月踊跃付钱之后继续去逛其它的摊子。 Before long, we settled down in a poultry outdoor shop front, in the basket to install a muddy height the motley color chicken, seemed like different to the common chicken. 不一会,我们驻足在一个家禽摊子前方,笼子里装了一个浑身长着斑驳色彩的鸡,看起来与一般的鸡不一样。 He Yi sinking lower part of the body, is pointing at chicken coop sub- in the chicken slightly, said \; Boss, how is this not too likely the ordinary chicken?” 何艺微微沉下身,指着鸡笼子里的这只鸡,说\;“老板,这怎么不太像是普通的鸡啊?” The boss is the middle-aged uncle, looks that the He Yi vision is very scalding hot, has not seen such attractive mm probably, he has scratched the saliva of corners of the mouth, said: This young miss is really insightful, this naturally is not the domestic chicken, this is my family two sons-of-a-bitch the pheasant that catches in the wilderness, four jin (0.5 kg), illuminated last night with the flashlight, what kind, wants?” 老板是个中年大叔,看着何艺的目光很灼热,大概从来没有见过这样漂亮的mm,他擦了擦嘴角的口水,道:“这位小姑娘真有眼光,这当然不是家养的鸡,这是我家二狗子在野地里抓来的野鸡,四斤重,昨晚才用手电照来的,怎么样,要吗?” He Yi smiles very sweetly: Uncle, this how much money one jin (0.5 kg)?” 何艺笑得很甜:“大叔,这多少钱一斤啊?” The boss has raised up ten fingers: 100 money one jin (0.5 kg)!” 老板竖起了十根手指头:“100块钱一斤!” „, Good expensive......” He Yi to have opened the small mouth, in the beautiful eye full is amazed: 100 one jin (0.5 kg), a little exaggeration, Uncle, 30 money one jin (0.5 kg), what kind of?” “哇,好贵……”何艺张大了小嘴,美目中满是惊诧:“100块一斤,有点夸张,大叔,30块钱一斤,怎么样?” He Yi is sinking body partly squats on the ground looks at the wild pheasant, therefore the stance is low, the uniform neckband place reveals beautifully wipes suffocatingly snow white, immediately, the uncle mind is absent-minded, some colors gave the soul to give, was facing such a peerless grace and talent actually the makings refined super big beautiful woman, how can be calm, he fast nodded: Good, 30 30, this chicken 120 you took away!” 何艺是沉身半蹲在地上看野雉的,所以姿态较低,制服领口处露出一抹让人窒息的美丽雪白,顿时,那大叔心神恍惚,有些色授魂予了,面对着这么一个风华绝代却又气质脱俗的超级大美女,怎能淡定,他飞快的点头:“好吧,30块就30块,这只鸡120你们拿走好了!” Thanks the uncle!” “谢谢大叔!” This wild - chicken was bundled solid by hemp rope, it is said that has the attack surname, therefore takes by me, the left hand carries the chicken neck, the right hand is holding the chicken foot, the pheasant struggles, I also struggle, before long on the whole face sweat, made several mm smile finally grins with ear to ear. 这只野-鸡被麻绳捆得严严实实,据说是有攻击姓的,所以由我来拿,左手拎着鸡脖子,右手抓住鸡脚,野鸡挣扎,我也挣扎,不一会就满脸大汗了,结果让几个mm笑得合不拢嘴。 Then, strolled a meeting in the rural fair, has bought some beef, pork, spareribs and vegetables and so on, afterward then the road for grain shipment went home. 然后,又在集市里逛了一会,买了些牛肉、猪肉、排骨、蔬菜之类的,随后便转道回家了。 ...... …… When went home, around 4 : 00 pm, the Third Uncle gang is pressed with overwork the fish, is the fish of jumping for joy, but He Yi excited embracing got down has killed the work of chicken. 回到家时,下午四点多,三叔帮忙杀鱼,都是活蹦乱跳的鱼儿,而何艺则一脸兴奋的揽下了杀鸡的活儿。 In my hand is carrying a kitchen knife, bringing three mm to arrive in the south small woods, the autumn wind dragged, appearance that several mm also very much rippled, corners of the mouth flood happy expression, does not know that happy any vigor, was not does grocery shopping, really has not seen the world. 我手里拎着一把菜刀,带着三个mm来到了南边的小树林里,秋风摇曳,几个mm也都很荡漾的样子,一个个嘴角泛着幸福的笑意,也不知道到底幸福个什么劲,不就是买个菜嘛,真是没见过世面。 Has held up the kitchen knife, I said: Who kills the chicken?” 举起了菜刀,我说:“谁来杀鸡?” I come me to come!” He Yi is eager to try. “我来我来!”何艺跃跃欲试。 I said: „Have you killed?” 我说:“你杀过吗?” Not......” “没有……” Somewhat helpless, I will be wild - chicken places the ground, then has gesticulated on its neck with the knife edge, said: Chops a blade from here, then a bit faster dodges the person, waited for the chicken blood to shine on ok......” 有些无奈,我将野-鸡放在地上,然后用刀刃在它脖子上比划了一下,说:“从这里砍一刀,然后快点闪人,等着鸡血放光就ok了……” He Yi nods, received the blade from my hand, the small hands shivers, tense appearance like mad. 何艺点头,从我手里接过刀,小手颤抖,紧张的要死要活的样子。 Can kill really?” “真的要杀吗?” Looked that her appearance is to back down, I nod hurriedly, said: Um, come, a blade class, a blade gets down to make this chicken be decapitated, you considered in the Floating Ice City wild pheasant range kill the chicken to be good, actually did not have anything......” 看她的样子是想要打退堂鼓,我急忙点头,说:“嗯,来吧,一刀流,一刀下去就让这只鸡身首异处,你就当是在浮冰城的野雉岭杀鸡就好了,其实没有什么……” He Yi is somewhat speechless: I can come blade ocean waves to cut......” 何艺有些无语:“那我能来一刀碧波斩么……” You at will......” “你随意……” He Yi smiles, the beautiful pupil is staring wildly - chicken, then closes the double pupil, holds up the blade, in the mouth is meditating: Is small - chicken - chicken, is not I wants to kill you, but the uncle needs the food that goes well with wine, can only put in great inconvenience you, the next generation reincarnation will work as individual, will become a father is Li Gang's happy Chinese......” 何艺莞尔,美眸盯着野-鸡,然后闭上双眸,举起刀,口中默念着:“小-鸡-鸡,真的不是我想杀你,可是叔叔需要下酒菜,只能委屈你了,下辈子投胎当个人吧,当个老爸是李刚的幸福中国人……” „!” “啪!” The knife point falls, after a light sound, the knife edge chops out of office - on the neck of chicken, cannot shut off the chicken neck completely, actually shuts off is tying up the hemp rope of pheasant, the next quarter, shut off half neck wild - chicken kicks to jump. 刀锋落下,一声轻响之后,刀刃砍在野-鸡的脖子上,没有能够完全切断鸡脖子,却切断绑着野鸡的麻绳,下一刻,被切断一半脖子的野-鸡扑腾着跳起来。 I go forward hurriedly, put out a hand to embrace He Yi in the future to run, for fear that she was splashed by the chicken blood, but Beiming Xue and Murong Mingyue also Backwards fast, runs, Beiming Xue while says: „, Wild - chicken transcription failure, our is extinguishing the group......” 我急忙上前,伸手揽住何艺就往后跑,生怕她被鸡血溅到,而北冥雪慕容明月也飞快的后退,一边跑,北冥雪一边笑着说:“哇,野-鸡副本失败,我们这是在灭团啊……” He Yi eats to smile, said: My strength used too slightly.” 何艺吃吃笑,说:“我力气用得太小了。” Returns to turn around, actually sees that chicken to stomp on the ground, is not willing dead content. 回转身,却见那只鸡在地上蹦来蹦去,就是不肯瞑目。 We are then defending in side, saw that chicken jumped enough nearly a half hours, the Murong Mingyue speechless [say / way]: Does not solve it, can make the midnight snack with it!” 我们便在旁边守着,眼看着那只鸡蹦了足足有近半个小时,慕容明月无语道:“再不解决它,就可以用它做夜宵了!” Kills!” “杀!” Before I rush, carries blade, makes up a blade again, finally, the pheasant of suffocation said goodbye to the pitiful life. 我冲上前,拎起刀,再补上一刀,终于,奄奄一息的野鸡告别了凄惨的一生。 Kills the chicken, to pluck hairs and cut open the belly, these procedures I understood very much, the child who the rural area grows up, this type of weaponry looks many, even if were gives me a pig I to give to solve it. 杀鸡、拔毛、剖腹,这些程序我都很了解,农村长大的孩子,这种阵仗看得很多,就算是给我一头猪我都把它给解决了。 ...... …… Went home, tidies up two to have the guest room of air conditioning, then started the cooking, the level that several mm cooked food was limited, can only give three aunts the food, all were handled by her. 回到家,收拾出两个有空调的客房,然后便开始烹饪了,几个mm烧菜的水平都非常有限,只能把食材交给三婶,一切由她来搞定了。 Night, in yard extremely busy, wine flutters. 夜晚,小院里热闹非凡,酒香飘动。 The father and Third Uncle drink are dead drunk, around 10 : 00 times rested in abundance. 老爸、三叔喝得酩酊大醉,十点多的时候纷纷去睡了。 Went upstairs, looks at two small rooms, I was somewhat confused, turns head to look mm that behind three just took a bath, said: Two air-conditioned rooms, but the bed is not big, allowing more than three people to rest together, assigns the room?” 上了楼,看着两个小房间,我有些迷茫了,回头看着身后三个刚刚洗完澡的mm,说:“共有两个空调房,但是床都不算大,容不下三个人一起睡,怎么分配房间?” Murong Mingyue: I must accompany eve to rest together, avoid Lu Chen your boy eats her!” 慕容明月:“我要陪eve一起睡,省得陆尘你小子吃掉她!” How can, by......” “怎么会,靠……” I have a look at He Yi and Beiming Xue, said: That was like this good, I and north the deep room, the Beiming Xue bed, I was on the floor.” 我看看何艺北冥雪,道:“那这样好了,我和北冥一个房间,北冥雪睡床,我打个地铺好了。” Um, line!” “嗯,也行!” ...... …… Night is tranquil, cricket cry reverberation in nighttime sky. 夜晚宁静,蛐蛐叫声回荡在夜空之中。 Elder brother?” “哥哥?” The Beiming Xue volt in the bedside, looks down me: „Did you rest?” 北冥雪伏在床边,低头看着我:“你睡了没?” Also?” “还没?” I lie down in the place spread out, return to turn around to visit her, actually discovered that the small girl has only worn night clothes, bends down in the bedside, the clothing droops in the front, makes a pair of snow tender pride show in me at present, she as if had not discovered that bends down on the bed, rises round buttocks that very curls upwards, said with a smile: I cannot fall asleep yeah, what to do......” 我躺在地铺上,回转身看着她,却发现小丫头只穿了一件睡衣,伏在床边,衣衫耷拉在胸前,也使得一对雪嫩的骄傲展现在我眼前,她似乎并没有发现,伏在床上,崛起挺翘的圆臀,笑道:“我睡不着哎,怎么办……” Cold food in sauce, hurries to rest!” “凉拌,赶紧睡!” „, Didn't the elder brother tell a story to me?” “唔,哥哥给我说个故事吧?” Can bring a?” “要带a么?” Does not want!” “不要!” I cannot......” “那我不会……” „......” “……” Finally, Beiming Xue does not dare to make me tell the story, the orphaned male widow, said again a story adjusts, then on real both hot romantically. 最终,北冥雪没敢让我说故事,孤男寡女的,再说点小故事调剂一下,那就真的干柴烈火了。 ...... …… Crossed for a long time, Beiming Xue exudes the slight breathing, the small girl has rested finally, at this time, I heard in the balcony to transmit on the footsteps, stood, wore the clothes, opened the door, actually discovered that the beautiful of He Yi simple and beautiful appearance under the moonlight resulted in cannot the victory receive, she looks at the lights on distant place small town, does not know that was thinking anything. 过了许久,北冥雪发出轻微的呼吸声,小丫头终于睡了,也在这时,我听到了阳台上传来脚步上,站起来,穿好衣服,打开门,却发现何艺清丽的容颜在月光下美得不可胜收,她看着远处小镇上的灯火,不知道在想着什么。 Can't fall asleep?” I said. “也睡不着啊?”我说。 Um.” “嗯。” He Yi nods, says with a smile: Does not have the sleepiness, several hours later, the Heaven's End server formally will start takes, day Fengcheng and large-scale quest in god hidden city two city have also completed, we definitely could not snatch first several to be promoted five revolutions of rewards.” 何艺点点头,笑道:“丝毫没有睡意,再过几个小时,天纵服务器就正式开服了,天风城、神隐城两个城里的大型任务也已经完成,我们肯定抢不到前几个晋级五转的奖励了。” Has not related, reward also not much......” “没关系,奖励也不怎么样……” Um, do we go back early tomorrow morning?” “嗯,我们明天一早就回去吗?” As you like.” “随你。” Good......” “好……”
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