VWTLT :: Volume #9

#608: Guesses a riddle happily


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Ye Qiu actually collects, said mysterious: I heart that recently the kernel of urban district love hospital had an unusual NB young male doctor, is the Chinese medicine master . Moreover, his side also three juicy female doctor, fellow, appearance really ** commits suicide by fire, our downstairs Sir looked at a sickness, came back unable to bear, in the evening must hide the truth from the old woman to go to PC, a result night has almost not lost the short remaining life in bed on!” 叶秋却又凑上来,神秘兮兮的说:“听说,最近市区的仁『爱』医院出了一个非常NB的年轻男医生,是个中医高手,而且,他身边还有三个水灵灵的『女』医师,那家伙,长相真叫一个**焚身啊,我们楼下大爷去看了一次病,回来就受不了了,晚上非要瞒着老太去PC,结果一夜差点没把老命丢在『床』上!” I said with amazement: ***, Shanshan is also listening, you me told that this doing, I will not go to PC, I am the proper person!” 我惊讶道:“***,姗姗也在听着呢,你跟我说这个干什么,我可不会去PC,我是正经人!” Do not install, I know the Ye Qiu mystical appearance, said: My key point is not that these female doctor, what I want to say is that male doctor, is called Lin Feng, is very fierce, the next door Lao Wang back played mahjong dozen of camels, pulled out several cupping glasses to be all good to his, the waist has straightened up, the vision was good, can see others' sign, a night has won several, another three playing cards non- held him saying that he left thousand old, my goodness, that fat punched “别装了,我知道”叶秋神秘的样子,又说:“我的重点不是那个那些『女』医师,我想说的是那个男医生,叫做林风,真的很厉害,隔壁老王的背打麻将打驼了,到他那拔了几个火罐全好了,腰挺直了,视力好了,也能看到别人的牌了,一夜赢了十几块,另三个打牌的非抓住他说他出老千,好家伙,那一顿胖揍” My surface does not have table sentiment saying: Boss, you actually wants to say anything, was direct greeting good, asks you 我面无表『情』道:“老大,你到底想说什么,直接招呼好不好,求你了” Ye Qiu laughs, said: Why not to go to that hospital to have a look, perhaps, can the Chinese medicine cure the eye of Shanshan really?” 叶秋哈哈一笑,说:“何不去那家医院看看,说不定,中医真的可以治好姗姗的眼睛呢?” I shake the head, said firmly: „It is not good, cannot crack a joke with the eye of Shanshan, the Chinese medicine spread already passed through until now is lost massively . Moreover, the surgery of Shanshan eye was unusual fine dense project, had the consequence that caused carelessly I unable to withstand slightly, the Chinese medicine mainly started to treat from the pathology, country starting from ancient times, although has spread some surgeries and so on medical skill, moreover knife that had a surgery with killing pig blade, was not good, Shanshan cannot run up to the Chinese medical department to take risk, that Lin Feng Dr. Hua Tuo who even if you said was alive obtains the blue pouch book to be also inadequate!” 我摇头,坚定的说:“不行,坚决不能拿姗姗的眼睛开玩笑,中医流传至今早已经大量失传,而且,姗姗眼睛的手术是一个非常『精』密的工程,稍有不慎带来的后果我都不能承受,中医主要是从病理入手治疗,从中『国』古代开始虽然流传过一些手术之类的医术,而且动手术的刀子都跟杀猪刀似的,不行不行,姗姗不能跑到中医科去冒险,就算你说的那林风医生华佗在世得到青囊书也不成!” Ye Qiu smiled: Good good, this you decided that in any case Shanshan is your, I am also only the suggestion 叶秋笑了笑:“好吧好吧,这个你决定,反正姗姗是你的,我也只是建议而已” FINE said: Should believe tradition essence the medicine of magnificent!” FINE则说:“应该相信传统『精』华的医学!” Murong Shanshan said with a smile: I only believe Lin Fan and mother 慕容姗姗却笑道:“我只相信林凡和妈妈” I said: Tradition, although essence essence, but the human society is always progressing, the lots could not solve by the tradition, was impossible to hold the tradition to eat meal is not?” 我说:“传统虽然『精』粹,但是人类社会总在进步嘛,很多东西靠传统解决不了,也不可能抱着传统吃饭不是?” Ye Qiu nods: You said also a little truth, but that kernel love several attractiveness in hospital female doctor best quality goods, heard really very much the boss posture of that hospital color is better, but hard to get hold can barely catch a glimpse, what Susanne was called to come probably, you came, in the name also had Shan character, I heard that her attractive degree out of it than Murong Shanshan color half minute, you said that can that Susanne be our Shanshan twin sisters?” 叶秋点点头:“你说的也有一点道理,不过那仁『爱』医院里的几个漂亮『女』医师真的很极品,还有,听说那所医院的老板姿『色』更佳,不过神龙见首不见尾,好像叫什么苏姗来着,喏,你来,名字里也有个‘姗’字,我听说她的漂亮程度不比慕容姗姗逊『色』半分,你说,会不会那个苏姗是咱们姗姗的孪生姐妹呢?” I listen is very speechless, bosom Murong Shanshan said with a smile: „? Do I have such a younger sister? Some words, that were really booing, but, I have not listened to mother to mention!?” 我听的很无语,怀里的慕容姗姗却笑道:“哦?我还有这么一个妹妹么?真的有的话,那倒好了,不过,我从来没有听妈妈提起过呀!?” Ye Qiu sees Murong Shanshan to talk, immediately came the interest: Really! I have the university schoolmates to go to work, has seen that hospital female in that boss, the boy afterward the food did not think of by fan, for half a month later, waist thin, 125 kilograms young fellows well turned into 45 kilograms all of a sudden 叶秋一见慕容姗姗搭话,马上来了兴致:“真的!我有个大学同学在那里面上班,见过那医院的『女』老板,那小子后来就被『迷』得茶饭不思,半个月下来,腰都瘦了一圈,好好的125公斤的小伙子一下子变成了45公斤” Murong Shanshan could not bear smile, I also ha-ha smiled, Ye Qiu here talking nonsense funny Murong Shanshan was happy, actually also good, Xinyu and land Xuehan sat there audits, the TOT five person each people who the fruit helped have soaked: the tea, SAI shot a look at a fruit finally 『before chest, said with a smile the cup Fruit elder sister, I do not want the jasmine tea, I want to drink jasmine taste milk tea 慕容姗姗忍不住笑了出来,我也呵呵一笑,叶秋就在这里扯淡逗慕容姗姗开心,其实也不错,欣雨和陆雪涵坐在那里旁听,果子则帮过来的TOT五个人每个人泡了杯茶,结果SAI瞥了一眼果子的『胸』前,笑道:“果子姐姐,我不要茉莉花茶,我想喝茉莉味『奶』茶” The fruit delicate eyebrows raise: 『Doesn't love drink? Wants the elder sister to meet running water of one cup of washroom to you?” 果子秀眉一扬:“不『爱』喝是吧?要不要姐姐给你接一杯洗手间的自来水?” I X do not use, thanks elder sister “我X不用了,谢谢姐姐” SAI very shameless had been killed by fruit one move of second, SEVEN carried the stool to proceed to move, said: „Doesn't Lin Fan, why bring Shanshan to exit to relax? All day is stuffy, will be at home worried, I heard that has the singing combination of scene to carry on the trade activity in the rock road there today, the song hot dance, if you want to go, our TOT five people of groups can act as the bodyguard!” SAI很无耻的被果子一招秒杀了,SEVEN端着凳子往前移动了一下,说:“林凡,为什么不带姗姗出去散散心呢?整天闷在家里,会烦闷的,我听说,在石路今天有现场的歌唱组合在那里进行商业活动,劲歌热舞哦如果你们想去的话,我们TOT五人组可以充当保镖嘛!” „?” “哦?” I think that then asked: „Can Shanshan, exit to breathe the fresh air? Has any dance to come 我想了想,便问:“姗姗,要不要出去呼吸一下新鲜空气?有什么歌舞来着” Murong Shanshan smiles gently: You , to go, I accompanied you to go 慕容姗姗轻轻笑:“你要是想去,我陪你去好了嘛” „, Exits together!” “那么,一起出去吧!” Good!” “好!” Looked at a time, ten points, are away from the lunch is very long, therefore said to land Xuehan and Xinyu: Xuehan and Xinyu also come, on the road looks after Shanshan.” 看了眼时间,才十点不到,距离午饭还有很久,于是对陆雪涵欣雨说:“雪涵欣雨也来吧,路上照顾姗姗。” Um.” Two people nod, now, here, Murong Shanshan is the highest instruction, which she must go, we walk, can not have the objection. “嗯。”两人均是点头,现在,在我们这里,慕容姗姗就是最高指示,她要去哪,我们就跟着走,不得有异议。 Therefore goes downstairs, the TOT five people push on their vehicle, I drive the vehicle, holds Murong Shanshan to sit to the copilot place, then ties the safety belt, this sits, Xinyu took one pack of bills to work as the spending money. 于是下楼,TOT的五个人挤在自己车上,我把车子开出来,扶着慕容姗姗坐到副驾驶座,然后系上安全带,这才自己坐进去,欣雨则取了一叠钞票当零花钱。 The vehicle starts out the front door of company, Xinyu then says with a smile in behind: Probably afternoon time, Lin elder sister can come back, we have sent the driver to go to the Shanghai Airport.” 车子开出公司的大门,欣雨便在后面笑道:“大概下午的时候,琳姐就能回来了,我们已经派司机去了上海机场。” Murong Shanshan asked: Why isn't we meet personally?” 慕容姗姗问:“为什么不是我们自己亲自去接呢?” Xinyu said: Has not related, she can find the road of going home!” 欣雨说:“没关系,她能找得着回家的路!” I smiled, Murong Shanshan grabs handle, the snow white small hands was trying to find out on the vehicle goes to the music, I had a scare, am busy at saying: Elder sister! My this is Buick, is not your BMW, the music switch not there!” 我笑了笑,慕容姗姗则抓着拉手,雪白的小手在车子上摸索着去开音乐,我吓了一跳,忙说:“姐姐!我这是别克,不是你的宝马,音乐开关不在那里!” „? Then there? I remember that previous time probably is here “哦?那在那里呢?我记得,上次好像是在这里” Actually only listens to toot toot two, Murong Shanshan to press wrong, the automobile has blown a whistle, SEVEN that front drives calls to ask me immediately: What's wrong, do you want to walk in front?” 却只听“嘟嘟”两声,慕容姗姗按错,汽车鸣笛了,前面开车的SEVEN立刻打电话问我:“怎么,你们想在前面走?” No, you guide!” “别,你们带路吧!” I said the sentence, then looks at Murong Shanshan, said: Shanshan you stop one to be good, ***, does like this, several of us poor life all wanted junction to treat!” 我说了句,然后看着慕容姗姗,说:“姗姗你消停一会好不好,***,这样搞下去,我们几个小命全都要『交』待了!” Murong Shanshan cracks into a chuckle, said: Buick that turns head I also to buy this model, practices the blind driving specially!” 慕容姗姗嘻嘻一笑,说:“回头我也买一辆这种型号的别克,专练盲目驾驶!” „” “” Everybody does not know whether to laugh or cry, the rock road arrived, looked for a place to stop the carriage, if as expected came back the main point traffic ticket. 大家哭笑不得的时候,石路到了,找了个地方把车停了,不出意外的话回来要领罚单。 TOT several people turn head to greet, I hold the vehicle Murong Shanshan, then supports her to walk forward, regarding walking her some have not adapted, extends the small hands to try to find out to front subconsciously, looks at this movement, in my heart is a pain. TOT的几个人回头迎接,我把慕容姗姗扶出车子,然后拥着她向前走,对于走路她还有些不适应,下意识的伸出小手向前面摸索着,看着这动作,我心中又是一痛。 , On a T stage several MM by far are beautifully attired in waving youth, the miniskirt that dances in the breeze and tempting the skirt bottom spring scenery of person lets Ye Qiu et al. immediately two flood light, the result is similar to escaping the wild dog of reins dashes about wildly to the stage under generally, pulls out the cell phone to lie in stage raises head one to strike with force. 远远的,一个T台上几个MM花枝招展的在舞动青春,那飘舞的超短裙和『诱』人的裙底春光立刻让叶秋等人两眼泛光,结果一个个如同『脱』缰的野狗一般狂奔到台下,掏出手机趴在台边仰头一顿猛拍。 Several MM on stage have blushed immediately, does not know because of the relations of movement, because several draft animals under stage are too dreadful. 台上的几个MM立刻脸红了,也不知道是因为运动的关系,还是因为台下的几个牲口太猥琐。 I hold Murong Shanshan to arrive at stage, Xinyu and land Xuehan holds another hand of Murong Shanshan, Murong Shanshan is closing one's eyes, asked: Lin Fan, the music is so of pleasant to hear, what dance on the stage is dancing?” 我扶着慕容姗姗来到台边,欣雨和陆雪涵则扶着慕容姗姗的另一只手,慕容姗姗闭着眼睛,问:“林凡,音乐那么好听,台上在跳着什么舞呢?” Um, is jumping is very classical, is full of the classical dance of national flavor, haven't you heard the intermittent zheng sound?” “嗯,在跳很古典,充满民族韵味的古典舞蹈,难道你没有听到阵阵的古筝声音么?” Murong Shanshan immediately pursing the lips chuckle: Zheng? That is certainly posing as a cultured person, you determined, on the stage jumps isn't the danse du ventre?” 慕容姗姗立刻抿嘴轻笑:“古筝?那一定是在附庸风雅,你真的确定,台上跳的不是肚皮舞?” I make an effort to shake the head: Personality ensure absolutely is not the sensuous dance, really!” 我用力摇头:“人格保证,绝对不是艳舞,真的!” At this time, Qu Zhongwu dispersed, several MM gathered together the skirt pendulum to run in the backstage, then a bald fellow walked, took the microphone saying: Welcome to come here, today is our brand messages date, several attractiveness female dance everybody of child has looked, the addiction for tobacco also crossed fully, then, we will play a game in the future, I asked that an issue, answered pure stainless steel wok that the friend of answer will obtain us to provide most quickly!” 这时,曲终舞散,几个MM拢着裙摆跑进了后台,然后一个光头的家伙走出来,拿着话筒道:“欢迎各位来到这里,今天是我们XXXX品牌宣传的『日』子,刚才的几个漂亮『女』孩的舞蹈大家看过了,烟瘾也过足了,那么下面,我们将来做一个游戏,我问出一个问题,最快答出答案的朋友将会得到我们提供的纯不锈钢炒锅一把!” „, Delivers the pot yeah, this business is really natural!” The TOT fellow creating a disturbance that anxiouss to stir up trouble in front. “哇,送锅哎,这商家真大方!”TOT的家伙在前面唯恐天下不乱的起哄。 Murong Shanshan is smiling, grabbed my arm saying: Lin Fan Lin Fan has the wok to deliver yeah, an issue of meeting you may probably first reply 慕容姗姗却一脸笑意,抓着我的胳膊说:“林凡林凡有炒锅送哎,一会的问题你可一定要抢先回答哦” My hurried [say / way]: „Does Shanshan, have to make a mistake, we want that pot to do, in the family does not lack, takes carry back to be a scapegoat?” 我急忙道:“姗姗,有没有搞错,我们要那一张锅干什么,家里不缺少啊,难道拿回来背锅的?” Murong Shanshan was supine the face to say to me: You do not need, is the Xinyu need! I most liked the egg colored gruel that drank Xinyu to cook, boiled to be certainly tastier with the pot of stainless steel!” 慕容姗姗仰着脸对我说:“你是不需要,可是欣雨需要啊!我最喜欢喝欣雨熬的蛋花粥了,用不锈钢的锅熬起来一定更好喝!” Xinyu also said with a smile: Since Shanshan likes, then Lin Fan you complied, I later daily gave Shanshan to cook food to eat also good!” 欣雨也笑道:“既然姗姗喜欢,那么林凡你就答应了吧,我以后天天给姗姗烧菜吃也行啊!” Therefore, the director on stage starts to have the prize question and answer, he said loudly: Was good, now we make the first topic, this topic is: Is the stuffed dumpling, the male student or female lives?” 于是,台上的主持人开始有奖问答,他大声说:“好了,现在我们来做第一道题目,这道题目就是:饺子,是男生还是『女』生?” Under stage in an uproar, some people asked: What male student does this gadget have female to live? Gnaws off the half in any case matter sentiment, I depend, won't be the male student?” 台下哗然,有人问:“这玩意还有什么男生『女』生?反正一口咬掉半截的事『情』,难道我靠,不会是男生吧?” Directors in great surprise: You guessed correctly unexpectedly! The stuffed dumpling is a male student, because there is a wrapper, therefore, this pot is you now, congratulates you, friend!” 主持人大惊:“你居然猜到了!饺子是男生,因为有包皮,所以,这口锅现在属于你了,恭喜你,朋友!” That person attains the pot, the happy expression is extraordinary. 那人拿到锅,喜气非凡。 The directors were also announcing: Our also two topics, two pots must send out, please everybody should not be anxious!” 主持人则又在宣布:“我们还有两个题目,有两口锅要送出,请大家不要急!” Murong Shanshan was anxious, shook my arm saying: Lin Fan Lin Fan this issue must snatch, otherwise did not have what opportunity!” 慕容姗姗却已经急了,晃着我的胳膊说:“林凡林凡这个问题一定要抢到,要不然就没有什么机会了!” Well good! Certainly snatches!” I deal with repeatedly. “好好好!一定抢到!”我连声应付。 The directors said: „The second topic: 500 female human face up lies down on the level of the lake. Hits a scenic spot name, which friend knows?” 主持人说:“第二个题目:500个『女』人仰面躺在湖面上。打一个景点名字,哪位朋友知道?” I have not spoken, Murong Shanshan has actually held up the snow white small hands, said loudly: Here knows!” 我还未说话,慕容姗姗却已经举起雪白的小手,大声说:“这里知道!” The directors were attracted, immediately greets with a smile: This attractiveness 『does female live to know? You determined that knows really?” 主持人被吸引了过来,马上笑脸相迎:“这位漂亮『女』生知道?你确定真的知道?” Murong Shanshan works on my hand to lift all of a sudden, said: I do not know, but he definitely knows!” 慕容姗姗一下子抓起我的手举起来,道:“我不知道,但他一定知道!” I depend, had the confidence to me! My tears class weeps. 我靠,对我太有信心了!我泪流涕零。 The directors suspect visits me: „Do you know the truth?” 主持人怀疑的看我:“你知道谜底?” My calm asking: That 500 female does human, have to wear the clothes?” 我沉着冷静的问道:“那500个『女』人,有没有穿衣服?” No!” “没有!” Good, the truth is: Qiandao Lake!” “好,谜底是:千岛湖!”
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