VPAATS :: Volume #6

#532: If the people are bad luck


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If Chapter 532 person is bad luck 第532章人要是倒霉呀 The day of Chen Afu after Donghai (Eastern Sea) had been taught by Yang Ming, thinks bad luck, how to exit to bump into Yang Ming this evil star very each time? 陈阿福那天在东海杨明教训了一顿以后,觉得十分倒霉,怎么自己每次出去都能碰上杨明这个煞星? Chen Afu not indignation, but also does not have the means that fights oneself does not hit Yang Ming's firmly, frightens Yang Ming, Yang Ming is not afraid, therefore, Chen Afu is at a loss simply! 陈阿福不忿啊,可是偏偏却又毫无办法,打架自己是坚决打不过杨明的,吓唬杨明,杨明是根本就不害怕,所以,陈阿福简直是束手无策! The police cannot hold themselves, Yang Ming unexpectedly repeatedly attack own self-confidence, is really the shame, shame! 警察都抓不住自己,杨明居然屡次的打击自己的自信心,真是耻辱呀,耻辱! For these days, Chen Afu thought one must suffer a relapse! Reduction that the time of since these days, each time having suffered a relapse keeps, the several years of most starting one time, to afterward several months one time, the present is several Monday times! 这几天,陈阿福觉得自己又要犯病了!这一段时间以来,每次犯病的时间都不停的缩短,从最开始的几年一次,到后来的几个月一次,现在是几个礼拜一次! Chen Afu somewhat fears, he also knows that too frequent committing a crime, the police definitely will hold his something that gives one away. However, he actually cannot restrain in the heart that abnormal desire...... 陈阿福有些恐惧,他也知道,太频繁的作案,警察肯定会抓住他的马脚的。但是,他却又克制不住心中那变态的欲望…… Looks that was frightened the scared shitless innocent people by own ugly face, in the Chen Afu heart has an abnormal sense of achievement, feeling of satisfaction. 看着被自己的鬼脸吓得屁滚尿流无辜的人们,陈阿福心中就有一种变态的成就感,满足感。 Although, clear(ly) knows own present commits a crime very dangerously, but Chen Afu really could not endure, in the heart the flame of that desire was about to run rampant! 虽然,明知道自己现在去作案很危险,但是陈阿福实在忍受不住了,心中那欲望的火苗已经快泛滥成灾了! Today, Chen Afu disguises to see a doctor, in the morning goes to the People's Hospital, has registered ordinary, looked on own foot is long several callus, then specially transferred the revolutions in the hospital, has not discovered any suspicious character. 今天,陈阿福假装要去看病,上午来到人民医院,挂了一个普通号,看了看自己脚丫子上长得几个鸡眼,然后特意的在医院里转了转,并没有发现什么可疑的人物。 It seems like that the police evacuated here. 看来,警察已经撤离了这里了。 Chen Afu reassurance gradually. Actually, he can definitely not register does not see a doctor, saunters several not to have anything in the hospital, but he has a guilty conscience, feared that has the police to hold him , does he does not talk clearly himself is do. 陈阿福渐渐的放下心来。其实,他完全可以不挂号不看病,在医院里转悠几圈也没什么,但是他做贼心虚,怕真有警察抓住他,他说不清楚自己到底是来干什么的。 Had determined did not have what to be dangerous, Chen Afu then jubilantly left the People's Hospital. 确定了没有什么危险了,陈阿福这才兴高采烈的离开了人民医院。 At nightfall, Chen Afu this time, puts out the fierce ghost slaughter room mask that he has built most newly, this newest mask has spent his many thoughts, simulation 90%, in these ghosts compared with movie are scary. 入夜,陈阿福这次,拿出了他最新打造的猛鬼屠房面具,这个最新的面具花费了他不少的心思,仿真度90,比电影里面的那些鬼还吓人。 Chen Afu underground has put out one from the box again bloodstained clothing, was actually one sprinkles completely the white coat of red ink. 陈阿福再从箱子地下拿出了一件“血衣”,其实就是一件泼满了红钢笔水的白大褂。 Put on this actor on the body, then outside put on a down clothing to cover up, Chen Afu vanished in the dim light of night...... 将这身行头穿在了身上,然后外面披上了一件羽绒服遮掩,陈阿福就消失在了夜色中…… The admissions office of Songjiang City first People's Hospital, Chen Afu is familiar and easy, several move sideways, arrived in a washroom in building, starts to get ready in the innermost squatting position...... 松江市第一人民医院的住院处,陈阿福轻车熟路的,几个闪身,就来到了一楼的洗手间里面,在最里面的蹲位开始准备起来…… Wang Zhitao because of food poisoning, in injection that therefore gives today, has the ingredient of auxiliary excretion. Midnight, Wang Zhitao sudden abdominal pain, therefore said with the father, took the toilet tissue to fire into the restroom. 王志涛因为食物中毒,所以今天打的针里面,就有辅助排泄的成分在。半夜,王志涛突然一阵腹痛,于是和父亲说了一下,就拿着手纸冲向了厕所。 Originally, is so rich like Wang Xifan, an arrangement upscale hospital ward is not the difficult matter, but for these days the hospital was fully occupied, therefore also can only live in a ward, without indoor restroom. 本来,像王锡范这么有钱的,安排个高档病房不是什么难事儿,但是偏偏这几天医院人满为患,于是也就只能住了一个普通病房,没有室内厕所。 „Doesn't Zhitao, with need me to accompany you to go?” Wang Xifan asked. 志涛,用不用我陪你去?”王锡范问道。 Does not use, I walked first, could not hold in......” Wang Zhitao running out hospital ward hurriedly. “不用了,我先走了,憋不住了啊……”王志涛急匆匆的冲出病房。 Entered the washroom hurriedly, Wang Zhitao looked for one compartmented to lag behind the pants to squat, passed a shocking sound, Wang Zhitao was refreshed incomparable...... 三步两步的进了洗手间,王志涛找了一个隔间就拉下裤子蹲了下去,“噗通”一声震天响,王志涛是爽快无比…… When ding-dong......” compartmented out of the door has heard the knock suddenly. “当当当……”隔间的门外突然传来了敲门声。 Wang Zhitao draws just crisp, some impatient saying: Had not finished up, worries?” 王志涛拉的正爽呢,有些不耐烦的说道:“没完事儿呢,着什么急?” Works as ding-dong......” is three knocks...... “当当当……”又是三声敲门声…… Wang Zhitao knitting the brows head of: Who? Has the problem? Some that many are not emptying compartmented? You knock any door......” 王志涛皱了皱眉头:“谁呀?有毛病呀?不是有那么多空着的隔间么?你敲什么门……” Wang Zhitao is somewhat bewildered, came in a moment ago, in the restroom as if radically nobody, the compartmented gate is opens wide, how some person and snatches the position on something has been done deliberately. 王志涛有些莫名其妙,刚才自己进来的时候,厕所里似乎根本就没有人,很多隔间的门都是敞开的,怎么就偏生有人和自己抢位置。 Red steamed bun...... Green steamed bun...... You want the red steamed bun, is the green steamed bun......” suddenly, an absolutely terrified sound remembers in the Wang Zhitao ear bank...... “红馒头……绿馒头……你是要红馒头呢,还是绿馒头……”陡然,一个毛骨悚然的声音在王志涛的耳畔想起…… What gadget? Are you sick?” Wang Zhitao hears some hurried of infiltration. “什么玩意儿?你有病吧?”王志涛听得有些渗的慌。 Young fellow...... You want the red steamed bun, wants the green steamed bun......” that sound to continue to ask. “小伙子……你是要红馒头呢,还是要绿馒头呢……”那个声音继续问道。 Wang Zhitao is angry, „” opens the compartmented door, thinks that is which child is cracking a joke, just wants to teach two, sees one not to know that fiercely is the thing of any gadget stands in own front, the whole body is the blood, the left hand is taking a green steamed bun, the right hand is taking a red steamed bun, that red steamed bun downward is also dropping...... Blood! 王志涛大怒,“啪”的将隔间门打开,以为是哪个小孩儿在开玩笑呢,正想教训两句,猛地看见一个不知道是什么玩意儿的东西就站在自己的面前,满身是血,左手拿着一个绿馒头,右手拿着一个红馒头,那红色的馒头还往下滴着……鲜血! Green steamed bun, does with brain fluid...... The red steamed bun, does with blood...... The young fellows, which do you want?” That monster split big mouth suddenly, fierce looks at Wang Zhitao. “绿馒头,是用脑浆做的……红馒头呢,是用鲜血做的……小伙子,你要哪个?”那个怪物突然裂开了血盆大口,狰狞的看着王志涛 Oh mother!” Wang Zhitao only thought that own both legs one soft, sat in the manure pit, both eyes turned passed out...... “哎呀妈呀!”王志涛只觉得自己的双腿一软,一屁股坐在了粪池里面,双眼一翻就失去了知觉…… hey hey hey hey......” Chen Afu satisfied smiles, this pays attention to be frightened the appearance of dark person at present, looked that under was unimportant, cannot help but had a scare! 嘿嘿嘿嘿……”陈阿福满足的一笑,这才注意了一下眼前被吓昏的人的长相,一看之下不要紧,不由得吓了一大跳! The mother, isn't this Wang Zhitao? Own immediate superior! The Chen Afu secret passage is unlucky, so to be how bad luck, each time own boss frightening? 妈呀,这不是王志涛么?自己的顶头上司!陈阿福暗道晦气,怎么这么倒霉呢,每次都把自己的老板给吓了? If this made Wang Zhitao know was installs the ghost to frighten him, that also? Hasn't killed itself? 这要是让王志涛知道了是自己装鬼吓唬他,那还了得?还不弄死自己呀? Thinks of here, Chen Afu did not have pleased, the whole body whiz whiz to break into sweat, feared that some people will discover him, therefore turning around half step fled the scene, does not dare to make any delaying again. 想到这里,陈阿福也没有了刚才的快意,浑身嗖嗖冒着冷汗,怕有人会发现他,于是转身快步的逃离了现场,不敢再做任何的耽搁。 This time may frighten heavily Chen Afu, after he went home, but also has a lingering fear secretly, after an actor conceal is good, does not dare again to have any crooked thought that it is estimated that these days, he must stop. 这次可把陈阿福吓得不轻,他回到家之后,还暗自心有余悸,将一身的行头藏好后,不敢再有任何的歪念头,估计这一段时间,他是得消停了。 Wang Zhitao wakes up once more, has lain down on the hospital bed...... Wang Xifan sees own son not to return for a very long time, therefore worry goes to the restroom to seek, has not actually thought that Wang Zhitao stupor in restroom, has not raised including the pants, has made full Pigu the excrement...... 王志涛再次醒来的时候,已经躺在了病床上……王锡范见自己的儿子久久不回,于是担心的就去厕所里寻找,却没想到王志涛昏迷在了厕所里面,连裤子都没有提,弄了满屁古的粪便…… Hurries after son dunghill has cleaned up one next, Wang Xifan him hugs the hospital ward, found the doctor. 赶紧的将儿子身上的污秽物清理了一下之后,王锡范将他抱回了病房,找来了医生。 After Wang Zhitao wakes up, the mouth keeps was calling ghost, red steamed bun and so on thing, both eyes were empty, obviously received very big frightening. 王志涛醒来后,嘴里不停的叫着“鬼啊”,“红馒头”啊之类的东西,双眼空洞无神,显然是受到了很大的惊吓。 Moreover, unfortunately, the Wang Zhitao feces and urine incontinence, the food and drink rubbish all ran up to the bed...... 而且,不幸的是,王志涛大小便失禁了,吃喝拉撒全部跑到了床上…… Can Wang Xifan this pain Ah! heaven extinguish his Wang Family? Recently how misfortune never singly comes Ah? Wang Zhitao such just changed for the better, actually in sudden booth such matter...... 王锡范这个痛苦啊!难道老天要灭他王家么?最近怎么这么的祸不单行啊?王志涛刚刚好转,却突然的又摊上了这么一码事儿…… Regarding the Wang Zhitao frightened reason, has not a short time clarified, because Wang Zhitao became bits off now, and green steamed bun will not say besides red steamed bun other. 对于王志涛受惊的原因,一时半会儿是弄不清楚了,因为王志涛现在已经变得神经兮兮的,除了“红馒头”、“绿馒头”之外就不会说其他的了。 Although has not arrived at the neurosis to be so serious, however obvious was a little abnormal...... 虽然还没有到精神病那么严重,但是明显的已经有点儿失常了…… Wang Xifan found the person to inquire knows, possibly was Wang Zhitao sees ghost, in the Songjiang City People's Hospital was haunted, became the subject laughingstock of many veteran patient. 王锡范找人打听了一下才知道,可能是王志涛看见“鬼”了,松江市人民医院里面闹鬼,已经成为了很多老资格病人的谈资笑料了。 As for hospital in why have ghost, that view varied, Wang Xifan has not ravelled. 至于医院里为什么有鬼,那说法就不一了,王锡范也没弄明白。 Therefore, pitiful Wang Zhitao, just thought that the life filled has hope that has seen and crashed into the icehouse suddenly. 于是,可怜的王志涛,刚刚觉得生活充满了希望了,陡然见又坠入了冰窖。 About the Wang Zhitao condition, Wang Xifan has not told Zhou Jiajia, after waiting for Wang Zhitao normally a little, told her again...... 关于王志涛的病情,王锡范并没有告诉周佳佳,还是等王志涛正常一点儿以后,再告诉她吧…… Black Widow takes the assignment that under hand / subordinate is having newly, somewhat knits the brows slightly. 黑寡妇”拿着手下新接的任务,微微有些皱眉。 This Bao Sanli is the Songjiang City celebrity, does he is do, thinks that as we all know, must move him, perhaps is not that easy.” Black Widow hesitated to say. “这个暴三立松江市的名人,他是干什么的,想必大家都知道,要动他,恐怕不是那么容易。”黑寡妇沉吟了一下说道。 Boss, gives me to do.” Feng Dao has stood up the body, shortly after he and Hei Shu just injured to be good, just wants to move. “老大,交给我去做吧。”锋刀站起了身来,他和黑鼠刚刚伤好不久,正想活动活动。 Good, that gives you and Hei Shu does together.” Black Widow nodded: It is said Bao Sanli under hand / subordinate also many masters, hit words do not come hardly.” “好吧,那就交给你和黑鼠一起做吧。”黑寡妇点了点头:“不过据说暴三立手下也不乏高手,打不过的话不要硬来。” Yes, Boss.” Feng Dao and Hei Shu also replied. “明白,老大。”锋刀黑鼠同时答道。 Huang Youcai brings the Wang Family commando unit is rushing to that so-called black clinic the time, inside was reminded of dear ones who have left, reported to Wang Xifan, Wang Xifan also somewhat had no alternative. 黄有才带着王家别动队赶到那家所谓的黑诊所的时候,里面已经人去楼空了,给王锡范汇报了一下,王锡范也有些无可奈何。 This matter should report to the police, but Wang Xifan is too not willing to do with the police recently, therefore also can only eat one to be unable to speak out about one's grievances. 本来这事儿应该报警的,但是王锡范最近不太愿意和警察打交道,于是也只能吃了一个哑巴亏。 Yang Ming over the two days, although is not busy, but is not idle, immediately must celebrate the new year, can prepare is not? Also does not know that Chen Mengyan does have to think through...... 杨明这两天,虽然不算忙碌,但是也不清闲,马上就要过年了,总要准备准备不是?也不知道陈梦妍有没有想通…… Xia Xue was the first time obtained in team the affirmation of comrade, sending her to go to and customs understanding, assisted to discuss that these smuggled the issue of Mercedes-Benz...... 夏雪却是头一次得到了队里同志的肯定,派她去和海关了解情况,协助商讨那些走私奔驰车的问题…… In the surface seems like tranquil Songjiang City, actually, started blustery...... Must cloud over...... 表面上看似平静的松江市,其实,已经开始风起云涌……要变天了……
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