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Chapter 491 dingy...... 第491章灰溜溜…… Fellow schoolmates, do not have anything to be attractive, was the Yang Ming anywhere feces and urine of our class is held, everybody dispersed......” Sun Zhiwei to pull the voice was starting to surrounding the schoolmate saying that but also aggravated Yang Ming specially the expressions of two characters, for fear that others could not hear...... “各位同学,没什么好看的,就是我们班的杨明随地大小便被抓住了,大家都散了吧……”孙志伟扯着嗓门开始对围观的同学说道,还特意加重了“杨明”两个字的语气,生怕别人听不见似的…… Yeah, really throws our big computer is two classes of face Ah! Sun Zhiwei selfish is talking incessantly. “哎,真是丢我们大一计算机系二班的脸啊!孙志伟自顾自的唠叨着。 Xie Yonqiang nearly runs to give this boy big ear and area around it, his mother, you are intentional? Front said Yang Ming, this little while also said that is the computer big 12 classes, your this was not equal to that dirties my Xie Yonqiang to be the same? 谢永强差点儿跑过去给这小子一个大耳光,他娘的,你是不是故意的呀?前面说杨明,这会儿又说是计算机大12班的,你这不等于埋汰我谢永强一样么? After I am leading Ah! of this class and grade you have such publicized, do others others see my Ah? my student everywhere feces and urine? 我是这个班级的导员啊!你这么宣扬了以后,人家别人怎么看我啊?我的学生随处大小便? Wang Zhitao also received the notice of Sun Zhiwei to hear the news to catch up, this fellow was sticking in Zhou Jiajia side at this moment. 王志涛也接到孙志伟的通知闻讯赶来了,这家伙此刻正粘在周佳佳的旁边呢。 Yang Ming this fellow is not really tasteful, unexpectedly does this matter! Yeah!” Wang Zhitao sighed: Really gives the class and grade to discredit, I am Class Leader of Yang Ming original class and grade, feels shame Ah! greatly 杨明这家伙真不讲究,居然干出这种事儿来!哎!”王志涛叹气道:“真是给班级抹黑啊,我身为杨明原来班级的班长,也大感到耻辱啊! Is impossible, certainly is misunderstanding, Yang Ming may not be competent this matter to come.” Zhou Jiajia actually shook the head, frowns to say. “不可能,一定是误会,杨明不可能干出这种事情来的。”周佳佳却是摇了摇头,皱着眉头说道。 Em?” Wang Zhitao stares, yes, Yang Ming is also a fool, is all right anywhere the feces and urine in the campus? This said that a little couldn't convince? In the school also has the restroom, any classroom building or in the bedroom building has the restroom, since Yang Ming in the building corner feces and urine of classroom building, why that doesn't make a turn to indoor restroom anywhere? This snow and ice cold days, freeze some components again...... It is not right! Wang Zhitao shouted one not to be good darkly, a strange feeling beyond description well uped...... “恩?”王志涛一愣,是啊,杨明也是傻子,没啥事儿在校园里随地大小便?这怎么说都有点儿说不通吧?学校里又不是没有厕所,任何一个教学楼或者寝室楼里都有厕所的,杨明既然在教学楼的楼角随地大小便,那为什么不转个弯到室内的厕所去呢?这冰雪寒天的,再冻掉身上的某个零件……不对!王志涛暗叫了一声不好,一种难以形容的古怪感觉涌上心头…… Present is so familiar? How many months ago Wang Zhitao has cannot help but remembered , on the high school, Chen Afu hasn't made this mistake? 眼前的这一幕咋这么熟悉呢?王志涛不由得想起了几个月前,还在上高中的时候,陈阿福不就搞了一次这种大乌龙么? Thinks of here, Wang Zhitao taps the head fiercely, this won't Sun Zhiwei be will be made to pay for one's evil doings? Looks that Yang Ming that unhurriedly did not have the scared appearance, Wang Zhitao somewhat to worry. 想到这里,王志涛猛地一拍脑袋,这个孙志伟不会是玩火自焚吧?看着杨明那不慌不忙丝毫没有恐慌的样子,王志涛有些着急了。 At this time, the person who surrounded were getting more and more, many people have also recognized Yang Ming, this fellow was that expert who initially brick broken martial arts defeated the school Tae Kwon Do society directors. 这时候,围观的人越来越多,很多人也认出了杨明,这家伙就是当初“板砖破武术”打败校跆拳道社社长的那个牛人。 Yang Ming, this what's the matter?” The Xie Yonqiang calm face walked, asked to Yang Ming in a low voice. 杨明,这到底是怎么回事儿?”谢永强沉着脸走了过来,对杨明低声问道。 Does not have what's the matter, this old man mental illness, drew me saying that my feces and urine, must punish my funds anywhere.” Yang Ming let go, a face indifferent answered. “没怎么回事儿啊,这老头神经病,拉着我非说我随地大小便,要罚我的款。”杨明摊了摊手,一脸无所谓的解释道。 I personally see you to stand under that side lower part of wall urinate, had the mistake?” The old man the tooth to say. “我亲眼看见你站在那边的墙根下面撒尿,难道还有错了?”老头一呲牙说道。 „Are you which?” Xie Yonqiang turned head, sees the old man to ask. “你是哪位?”谢永强又回过头来,看着老头问道。 I am...... I am the visitator in campus security office!” The old man stiffens the neck to say. “我是……我是校园保卫处的巡查员!”老头一梗脖子说道。 Campus security office visitator?” Xie Yonqiang shook the head, he had not heard this campus security office also has any visitator...... Moreover, should this old man's age, early retire? The school is impossible to recruit such person to be the visitator. “校园保卫处巡查员?”谢永强摇了摇头,他从来就没听说过这校园保卫处还有什么巡查员……而且,这老头的年纪,早应该退休了吧?学校不可能招聘这样的人来当巡查员的。 Is Ah! old man said: „Are you his leading? Said with him, lets his little darling has paid the fine, otherwise you give him to report the school to mark misconduct!” “是啊!”老头说道:“你是他的导员吧?和他说说,让他乖乖的把罚款交了,不然你就给他上报学校记过!” Fine? Do I mark misconduct to him?” After Xie Yonqiang hear , cannot help but happy, what this is with what, first did not say the school casually will not punish the funds of student . Moreover, Yang Ming is own student, oneself education through criticism, will you be that scallion Ah? here will be one's turn you to gesticulate? “罚款?我给他记过?”谢永强听后不由得乐了,这都是什么跟什么啊,先不说学校根本就不会随便罚学生的款,而且,杨明是自己的学生,自己会批评教育的,你算是那颗葱啊?这里轮到你指手画脚了? Yes! If he does not fine, you mark misconduct to him!” Old man righteous saying. “是!他要是不罚款,你就给他记过!”老头理直气壮的说道。 „Are you school security office?” Xie Yonqiang suspects looked at the red armband on old man arm, above did not have what handwriting, completely has become a scarlet cloth. “你是学校保卫处的?”谢永强怀疑的看了看老头胳膊上的红袖标,上面已经没有什么字迹了,完全成了一块红布。 Was Ah! old man looked at Xie Yonqiang one, nodded: You hurry the tube now your student, your this leading does work as? Asked me to come?” “是啊!”老头看了谢永强一眼,点了点头:“你现在赶紧管管你的学生,你这导员咋当的?怎么问起我来了?” Although Xie Yonqiang has doubts, but deliberately considered, this old man said also right, first has solved Yang Ming feces and urine matter anywhere well, otherwise like this stands here is not matter Ah! 谢永强虽然疑惑,但是一寻思,这老头说的也对,先把杨明随地大小便这事儿解决了好,不然都这样站在这里也不是事儿啊! Yang Ming, did you say first what's the matter?” Xie Yonqiang has had the question to this old man's status, therefore decides to listen to the opinion of Yang Ming this litigant. 杨明,你先说说是怎么回事儿吧?”谢永强已经对这老头的身份产生了质疑,所以决定听听杨明这个当事人的意见。 Teacher Xie, my when anywhere feces and urine? Do you ask him, where my anywhere feces and urine?” Yang Ming somewhat helpless saying. “谢老师,我什么时候随地大小便了?你问问他,我在哪儿随地大小便了?”杨明有些无奈的说道。 You in that corner, did not believe us to have a look in the past!” The old man said. “你就在那个墙角,不信咱们过去看看!”老头说道。 Walks, I looked , if not make an outcome, you do not lose heart Ah! Yang Ming to say with a smile. “走吧,我看要是不弄个究竟,你是不死心啊!杨明笑道。 Therefore, the old man and Yang Ming have the leading Xie Yonqiang three people to walk toward the lower part of wall together. Arrives around the lower part of wall, the old man refers to a place saying: This is here!” 于是,老头、杨明还有导员谢永强三个人一起向墙根底下走去。来到墙根附近,老头一指一个地方说道:“这是这里!” Here how?” Xie Yonqiang looks at the dry ground, asking of doubts. “这里怎么了?”谢永强看着干巴巴的地面,疑惑的问道。 Ah? old man also stares, looks in the tread, without any water mark, cannot help but wonders: Is impossible, can be has done?” 啊?”老头也是一愣,看着地面上,没有任何的水迹,不由得纳闷起来:“不可能啊,会不会是已经干了?” Did?” Yang Ming sneers saying: „Do you consider in the summer? Attractive, where has the trace of feces and urine?” “干了?”杨明冷笑道:“你当是夏天呢?好好看看,哪有大小便的痕迹?” This......” old man has somewhat felt helpless, is own judgment fault? “这……”老头有些不知所措了,难道是自己的判断失误? At this time, the student who these surrounded has also depended, saw that in the ground did not have what so-called feces and urine trace, started to sob, usually by this old man has caught the student, started taking the opportunity to create a disturbance: This old man is the swindler, Teacher, you must take him, gives the school!” 这时候,那些围观的学生也纷纷的靠了过来,看到地面上并没有什么所谓的大小便痕迹,也都开始唏嘘起来,很多平时被这个老头抓过的学生,也开始借机起哄了:“这老头是骗子,老师,你要拿下他,交给学校!” Is, what behind-the-scenes plotting look has, where has this? Casual fine? Who gives his right?” Another student called out. “就是,看看是不是有什么黑幕啊,哪有这样的?随便罚款?谁给他的权利?”另一个学生叫道。 Is, he thinks that whose he is Ah? school has not formulated the related system, does he fine?” Another student clamored. “就是,他以为自己是谁啊?学校都没制定相关的制度,他自己罚款?”又一个学生叫嚣道。 Everybody do not quarrel! I am Yang Ming Class Leader of their class, I think this matter, this is Sir does is very right!” Sun Zhiwei saw that the sound has reversed to Yang Ming now, was a little anxious, jumps saying: Has changing not to have makes an effort! Also, if not make to let the dreadful movement that the person misunderstands, cannot make this Sir misunderstand Ah! “大家别吵了!我是杨明他们班的班长,我觉得这事儿,这为大爷做的很对!”孙志伟见到声音现在都倒向了杨明,有点儿急了,跳出来说道:“有则改之无则加勉嘛!再说了,要是不作出让人误会的猥琐动作,也不能让这位大爷误会啊! Is, right!” The old man sees some people to get free to him, immediately was happy, echoes to say. “就是,没错!”老头见有人给他开脱,立刻乐了,跟着附和道。 „! Whose this fool is Ah? nearby student does not want immediately: Class Leader? On him when also Class Leader?” “靠!这傻子是谁啊?”边上的学生立刻不愿意了:“班长?就他还当班长?” I looked that is in the mental hospital runs?” “我看是精神病院里跑出来的吧?” His mother a leg, everybody niter his Ah! did not know anyone, suddenly threw a snowball to pound on the face of Sun Zhiwei. “他娘了个腿的,大家硝他啊!”不知道谁,突然扔出了一个雪球砸在了孙志伟的脸上。 The innumerable snowballs pound to Sun Zhiwei. The students, are also most unite actually simple and honorable, most is willing to impulse. When some people touched their collective benefits, they will erupt, rally together to attack! 紧接着,无数个雪球都向孙志伟砸去。学生,其实是最淳朴也是最团结的,也最愿意冲动。当有人触动了他们集体的利益时,他们就会爆发,群起而攻之! For example present Sun Zhiwei, in the surrounding student eye, turned into the people's public enemies! Unexpectedly helps the old man get free? Helps the old man reprimand oneself Ban schoolmate? Did this also call Class Leader? 比如现在的孙志伟,在围观的学生眼里,已经变成了全民公敌!居然帮着老头开脱?帮着老头斥责自己班的同学?这还叫班长么? Kills his him, Class Leader not, for we spoke, that also wanted him to be useful!” “打死他丫的,班长不为了我们说话,那还要他有啥用!” From started a moment ago, Wang Zhitao is not good on secret passage, now sees Sun Zhiwei also to dare to jump, fearful, are oneself and such a fool cooperates? If this way, this boy sooner or later bad own matter! 从刚才开始,王志涛就暗道不好,现在看见孙志伟还敢跳出来,更加的心寒,自己就是和这么一个傻子合作么?要是这样下去,这小子迟早得坏自己的事儿! „...... This Sun Zhiwei was also too tenacious......” Wang Zhitao reluctantly said to Zhou Jiajia. “呃……这个孙志伟也太固执了……”王志涛无奈的对周佳佳说道。 I said that certainly was not Yang Ming's wrong......” on the face of Zhou Jiajia has shown the smile. “我就说了,一定不是杨明的错……”周佳佳的脸上露出了微笑。 „......” Wang Zhitao hand shivers! His paternal grandmother, oneself must obtain Zhou Jiajia, cannot lose to Yang Ming again! Yang Ming, you give the father dead! “……”王志涛的手一阵颤抖!他奶奶的,自己一定要得到周佳佳,不能再输给杨明了!杨明,你给老子去死吧! This, the old man has been speechless, but dull standing there, but Sun Zhiwei, already drawing one side to come up by Xie Yonqiang: You what's the matter? What messes about?” 这回,老头无话可说了,只是呆呆的站在那里,而孙志伟,早就被谢永强给拉到了一边上去:“你怎么回事儿?跟着瞎掺和什么?” I......” Sun Zhiwei very fear Xie Yonqiang. After all this is own leading, if told in own matter own family|home, oneself do not certainly feel better...... “我……”孙志伟还是挺怕谢永强的。毕竟这是自己的导员,要是把自己的事儿告诉了自己的家里,自己一定不好过…… You as Class Leader, how can be so rash? Usually studies which? Is realistic, cannot listen to wind is the rain!” Xie Yonqiang gets angry: This, you go back to give me to write the review of 10,000 character!” “你身为班长,怎么能这么莽撞?平时学的都哪儿去了?要实事求是,不能听风就是雨!”谢永强怒道:“这样吧,你回去给我写个10000字的检讨来!” Was......” Sun Zhiwei does not dare to say anything again, dingy clamped the tail to walk. “是……”孙志伟不敢再说什么,灰溜溜的夹着尾巴走了。 But Yang Ming's matter, has clarified, everybody also diverged, as for that old man, has to raise. This matter was reported school by Xie Yonqiang, the school after the investigation, discovered that this old man is security office a father of staff, pretends the name fine of security office in the school for a long time, but the security office also considers the face, has not driven away him...... Therefore, many people were punished, this old man was also eliminated the school. 杨明的事情,也弄清楚了,大家也都散去了,至于那个老头,不得不提一下。这事儿被谢永强上报了学校,学校经过调查,发现这个老头是保卫处一个员工的父亲,长期在学校假冒保卫处的名义罚款,而保卫处也照顾面子,没有赶走他……于是,很多人都受到了处分,这个老头也被清除了学校。 This fellow was fortunately too old, school has not delivered him him to the local police station...... 还好这家伙岁数太大了,学校才没把他送他到派出所去……
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