VPAATS :: Volume #3

#244: The bitter experience touches the porcelain

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Chapter 244 encounters to touch the porcelain 第244章遭遇碰瓷 However Yang Ming looks at their shapes of the mouth, is scolding some bad languages. Yang Ming annoyed, is you starts off does not look at the car(riage), did you also hold true? Also, the present is the fronts of two car(riage)s Bang in the same place, this condition is whose responsibility was very difficult to say! 不过杨明看他们的口型,是在骂一些脏话。杨明一阵恼火,是你自己上路不看车的,你还有理了？再说了,现在是两辆车的车头砰在一起,这种状况是谁的责任还很难说呢！ Yang Ming captures the car(riage) key, locks the door lock on vehicle, opened the nearby door lock only, fierce makes an effort to go to the extrapolation, was patting the small child of car(riage) hitting staggered, nearly sat a big fart sincere. 杨明拔掉车钥匙,将车上的门锁都锁好,唯独将自己边上的门锁打开了,猛的一用力向外推去,把正在拍车的一个小青年给撞了个趔趄,差点儿坐了个大屁敦。 After getting out, Yang Ming fast after the control lock of vehicle door locks, pushed up the gate, this did not fear that some people can pull open. 下车后,杨明飞快的将车门的控制锁锁住后,才推上了门,这样就不怕有人能拉开了。 „What racket pats? Patted badly you to compensate Ah?” Yang Ming to get out, to patting the two people of car(riage) loudly exclaimed. “拍什么拍？拍坏了你能赔起啊？”杨明一下车,就冲着拍车的两个人大吼道。 Two small children one surprised, is this what's the matter? Was Ah? that these words should say first said? This two brothers are neighbor the automobile repair shop work, afterward does not know where heard touches the porcelain to make money, therefore opens race car coming out to wander around the pathfinding on the evening. Yesterday evening just went well, is self-satisfied, suddenly heard Yang Ming's to shout a question, the heart said that this did not satisfy the need Ah? your to break the Buick commerce to run upon my Porsche, were you so good x? Don't you understand are? 两个小青年一愕,这是咋回事儿？这句话应该自己说的啊？怎么被人先说了？这兄弟俩是附近汽车修配厂打工的,后来不知道从哪儿听说了碰瓷非常赚钱,于是就晚上开着跑车出来瞎溜达寻找目标。昨天晚上刚得手一个,正得意着呢,忽然听见杨明的喝问,心道,这也不对路啊？你一个破别克商务撞上了我的保时捷,你还这么牛x？你是不懂啊还是怎么的？ Thinks of here, that has not fallen the big fart sincere jacket small child to jump da to come, is pointing at own Porsche, gave a tongue-lashing the tooth to call out loudly: „You know that my this is any car(riage)! Porsche! Collides and damages you who you have compensated?” 想到这里,那个没摔大屁敦的夹克衫小青年就蹦跶过来了,指着自己的保时捷,一呲牙大声叫道:“你知道我这是什么车么！保时捷！撞坏了你赔的起么你？” However before this saying, was said by Yang Ming one, was said by him again, imposing manner on weak incessantly a little least bit. 不过这话之前被杨明说了一遍了,再被他说出来,气势就弱了不止一点儿半点儿了。 Another vehicle door knocked is put on the small child of black windproof coat also to stand in the place, pointed at Yang Ming to scold: „Do you open the door? Had not looked that I am standing outside?” 另一个被车门撞翻在地的穿黑风衣的小青年也站了起来,指着杨明骂道:“你他妈的怎么开门的？没看我在外面站着么？” „Who lets your standing there?” Yang Ming does not get angry instead smiles: „You pat the vehicle door, isn't makes me get down?” “谁让你站那儿的？”杨明不怒反笑:“你拍车门,不就是让我下来么？” „This......” black windproof coat is at a loss for words immediately, Yang Ming said is very reasonable, oneself pat the vehicle door, is makes him get down Ah! “这……”黑风衣顿时语塞,杨明说的很有道理,自己拍车门,就是让他下来啊！ „Do you who mother compels how drive?” The jacket saw the black windproof coat to fight fire, started to fire off to Yang Ming: „Looked? Does Porsche Karreira, how much money know this car(riage)? 7 million!” “妈逼的你怎么开车的？”夹克衫见黑风衣灭火了,又开始冲杨明开炮了:“看了么？保时捷卡雷拉,知道这车多少钱么？7000000！” One hear is Porsche Karreira, Yang Ming stares. This vehicle type he is familiar, initially and Zhang Bin, online chooses the car(riage), on the community of family|home of automobile has a post, said that has an expert with Porsche knock-off Karreira who Toyota m2 race car re-equips, the outward appearance similarity reaches over 90%! 一听是保时捷卡雷拉,杨明一愣。这个车型他再熟悉不过了,当初和张滨在网上选车的时候,汽车之家的社区上有个帖子,说是有个牛人用丰田m2跑车改装的保时捷山寨版卡雷拉,外观相似度达90以上！ The overall construction cost also less than 100,000 dollars of this type of car(riage), abandonment Toyota m2 that if uses, the price may be lower! 这种车的整体造价还不到100000块钱,如果用的报废的丰田m2,价格或许会更低！ Original Yang Ming has the doubts, it is said this Karreira of Porsche is the limited edition, global altogether also few, majority also that side Europe and America, Songjiang are not the big city, unexpectedly can also some people drive this type of car(riage)? 本来杨明就心存疑惑,据说这保时捷的卡雷拉是限量版的,全球一共也没几辆,大多数还在欧美那边,松江也不是什么大城市,居然还有人能开起这种车？ Thinks of here, Yang Ming cannot help but frowns to sweep a present Porsche Karreira, under looks, Yang Ming cannot help but happy, this car(riage) is really outwardly strong but inwardly weak Ah! vehicle outside paint spurts actually brightly shiny, however inside plate work changed 78 to turn crookedly! Sees here, in the Yang Ming heart bright mirror is the same, collision party that these two people 100% touch the porcelain specially! With pretending the luxurious race car deceives person, swindles out of others' wealth. 想到这里,杨明不由得皱着眉头扫了一眼眼前的保时捷卡雷拉,一看之下,杨明不由得乐了,这车真是外强中干啊！车子外面的漆倒是喷得铮亮亮的,但是里面的钣金已经改得歪78扭的了！看到这里,杨明心中明镜一样,这两个人100是专门碰瓷的撞车党了！用假冒的豪华跑车糊弄人,诈取别人的钱财。 After having clarified this point, Yang Ming also worried, talked about with interest: „You know that what car(riage) my this is? The Buick car(riage) of US original installation import, the engine and exhaust pipe were changed by me, high and low spent to have 2 million!” 弄清楚了这一点之后,杨明也着急了,一乐道:“你知道我这是什么车么？美国原装进口的别克车,发动机和排气管都被我改了的,上下花了能有2000000吧！” „Grass! Pulls the calf!” The jacket buphthalmo stares saying: „Whose you are ignorant Ah? to tell you, but father aspect expert, your this broken car(riage) value 2 million? Cracks a joke, but the father the repair parts shop comes out......” “草！扯犊子！”夹克衫牛眼一瞪道:“你懵谁啊？告诉你,老子这方面可是行家,你这破车值2000000？开什么玩笑,老子可是修配厂出来的……” Here, the jacket was quiet immediately, subconscious, he nearly gave to say inadvertently the matter! The black windproof coat does right after something else to say hastily: „Good, even if your this car(riage) value 2 million, my this is Porsche! Has Porsche heard? This is best quality goods race car Karreira in Porsche, my this is 7 million, compared with your this valuable?” 说到这里,夹克衫立刻住嘴了,下意识的,他把事情差点儿给说漏嘴了！黑风衣连忙接茬道:“好,就算你这车值2000000,我这可是保时捷！保时捷听说过没？这是保时捷中的极品跑车卡雷拉,我这可是7000000呢,比你这个值钱吧？” „, Haven't you understood what is heard? I said the car(riage) is US import, naturally also transforms that side the US! 2 million that I said are US dollars!” Yang Ming said with a smile. “哦,你没听明白吧？我都说了车是美国进口的,自然也是在美国那边改造的了！我说的2000000是美元！”杨明笑着说道。 „You play us!” Jacket one hear of Yang Ming's words, get angry immediately! Why they are, is opens the automobile repair shop, coming out that the value of vehicle their eyes look, Yang Ming this car(riage) indeed was the process re-equipped, but will not use that much money absolutely! Sees Yang Ming that taunt again look, jacket more definite Yang Ming was playing him! “你耍我们！”夹克衫一听杨明的话,立刻就怒了！他们是干什么的啊,是开汽车修配厂的啊,车子的价值他们一眼就看的出来,杨明这车的确是经过改装了,但是绝对不会用那么多的钱！再看到杨明那嘲讽的眼神,夹克衫更加确定杨明是在耍他了！ „We who you hit, let alone that many useless, a few words, what to do?” The black windproof coat stares, was not willing rubbish with Yang Ming! Yesterday hit the fellow who opened runs quickly, others have laid out 50,000 dollars, has not thought the person who today runs into was a little hard. “你撞的我们,别说那么多没用的了,一句话,怎么办？”黑风衣一瞪眼睛,不愿和杨明多废话了！昨天撞了一个开奔驰的家伙,人家二话没说就拍出了50000块钱,没想到今天遇到的人有点儿硬。 „What to do did you say?” Yang Ming asked one. “你说怎么办？”杨明反问了一句。 A moment ago still in complaining Yang Ming on did not say that heard Yang Ming to ask what to do suddenly one, the black windproof coat the great happiness, said immediately hastily: „You also saw, my this car(riage) quack new, you hit to me like this, unnecessary did not say that gave me 100,000 dollars we to settle a matter privately!” 刚才还在抱怨杨明不上道呢,忽然听到杨明问自己怎么办,黑风衣顿时大喜,连忙说道:“你也看见了,我这车嘎嘎新的,你就给我撞成这样了,多余的也不说了,给我100000块钱咱俩就算私了了！” „100,000?” Yang Ming asked with a smile: „Wants 100,000?” “100000？”杨明笑着问道:“就要100000？” Black windproof coat one hear of Yang Ming's tones, can it be that want were too few? One said: „Oh, was right, I thought that my this car(riage) must leave a wedding to the person tomorrow, right now ended, you may delay my matter! Does meaning meaning, undertake to pay compensation my loss?” 黑风衣一听杨明的口气,莫不是自己要的太少了？一愣道:“哎呀,对了,我想起来了,我这车明天还得给人出一趟婚礼呢,这下子完了,你可耽误我的正事儿了！怎么也得意思意思,包赔一下我的损失吧？” „How many undertakes to pay compensation?” Yang Ming with a smile asked. “包赔多少？”杨明还是笑着问道。 „Said that also one......” black windproof coat just wants to say 10,000, was broken by the jacket: „50,000!” “怎么说也得一……”黑风衣刚想说10000,就被夹克衫打断了:“50000！” „Good, 150,000, these many?” Yang Ming was still that appearance a moment ago. “好,150000,就这么多了？”杨明依然是刚才那副样子。 „That......” two brothers equal, indeed meets the rich person? Thinks before Yang Ming, said that changed the car(riage) to spend 2 million US dollars, perhaps real? Is it possible that is this fellow a fool? “那个……”这哥俩一合计,敢情是遇上大款了？想到杨明之前说改车花了2000000美元,没准儿是真的？这家伙莫非是个冤大头？ To hit here, jacket one cruel-hearted: „This, you give me 200,000, you can walk! Also did not need to call trailer for us, the vehicle we pushed!” 想打这里,夹克衫一狠心:“这样吧,你给我200000,你就可以走了！也不用替我们叫拖车了,车子我们自己推回去！” Yang Ming nodded, suddenly sneers: „You will sit actually very starting price Ah? a moment ago also 100,000, such did a while turn into 200,000?” 杨明点了点头,忽然一声冷笑:“你们两个倒是挺会坐地起价啊？刚才还100000呢,这么一会儿就变成200000了？” The jacket and black windproof coat have regarded rich handsome guy Yang Ming at this moment, said again oneself here two people, Yang Ming, they do not fear anything! Jacket negligent saying: „200,000 were also cheap you! You know that who I am? In Songjiang this ground, can drive Porsche, you think that is the average person?” 夹克衫和黑风衣此刻已经将杨明当成凯子了,再说了自己这边两个人呢,杨明就一个,他们也不怕什么！夹克衫大咧咧的说道:“200000也是便宜你了！你知道我是谁么？在松江这个地面上,能开起保时捷的,你认为是一般人么？” „Oh?” Yang Ming hey hey smiles, pretending to be surprised visits him. “哦？”杨明嘿嘿一笑,故作惊讶的看着他。 „Told you, can drive this type of race car, generally was the ruthless people! Today the two brothers are the mood are good, is not willing to trouble!” The jacket continues to coax saying: „Otherwise, we, as soon as reported to the police, I did not frighten you, your car(riage) was deducted at the scene, not only need repair a vehicle to me, punished your funds! On the driving license deducted points that is the small gift, did not revoke your driving license, you burnt the high-grade incense!” “告诉你吧,能开这种跑车的,一般都是狠人！今天我们哥俩是心情好,不愿意麻烦了！”夹克衫继续忽悠道:“不然的话,我们一报警,我不是吓唬你,你的车当场就被扣掉,不但要给我修车,还有罚你的款！驾照上扣分那是小意思了,不吊销你的驾照,你就烧高香吧！” „That is the warning.” After Yang Ming hear, light saying. “那还是报警吧。”杨明听后淡淡的说道。 „Right...... Ah? what?” The jacket stares: „Do you want to report to the police?” “对……啊？什么？”夹克衫一愣:“你要报警？” „Yes, I have not seen the ruthless person, wants to experience.” Yang Ming nodded. “是啊,我还没见过狠人呢,想见识一下了。”杨明点了点头。 „...... That...... Considers as finished, buddy several days were happy, do not feel embarrassed you!” Saying that the jacket is too busy. “呃……那个……还是算了吧,哥们几天心情不错,就不为难你了！”夹克衫忙不迭的说道。 „Other, reported to the police, I had the telephone.” Yang Ming strikes an attitude to the cell phone take. “别的啊,还是报警吧,我这有电话。”杨明作势要将手机拿出来。 „This big evening's, tossed about others traffic police to come not to be good, said again, the police came not to your a little advantage! Although the buddy I also wants to make him handle a case fairly, but the police knew that our two brothers, who lets our two brothers is the Songjiang City ruthless person! They will favor inevitably our! This” jacket smiles bitterly to your disadvantageous Ah! is urging Yang Ming. “这大晚上的了,折腾人家交警过来也不好是不是,再说了,警察来了对你一点儿好处都没有！虽说哥们我也想让他公平办案,但是警察都认识我们哥俩啊,谁让我们哥俩是松江市的狠人呢！他们势必会偏袒我们的！这对你不利啊！”夹克衫苦笑着劝着杨明。 Yang Ming hear of this saying, wanted Le Fan at heart, the stomach must cramp. This fellow is really the string does not dislike toothache Ah! 杨明听他这话,心里都要乐翻了,胃都要抽筋儿了。这家伙真是说谎话不嫌牙痛啊！ „All right, I think, we should report to the police.” Yang Ming very tenacious saying. “没事儿,我觉的吧,咱们还是应该报警。”杨明十分固执的说道。 „I told you, when the time comes do not regret that perhaps Ah! must detain you!” The Men in Black see the unfavorable situation, comes out to threaten Yang Ming. “那我告诉你,到时候可别后悔啊！没准儿还要拘留你呢！”黑衣人见到势头不对,也出来恐吓杨明。 „He He, all right, for a long time did not go to the lockup, just wants to take a stroll one.” Yang Ming said with a smile. “呵呵,没事儿,好久不去看守所了,正想去溜达一圈儿呢。”杨明笑道。 „Mother compels, he plays us!” The Men in Black listened to Yang Ming to ridicule them finally. “妈逼的,他耍我们呢！”黑衣人终于听出杨明一直在嘲笑他们了。 „Does boy you want dead?” Jacket one hear, has revealed immediately also the sinister aspect. “小子你想死吧？”夹克衫一听,立刻也露出了凶相。 „Who opens knock-off Karreira you to be ignorant Ah?” Yang Ming hey to say with a smile: „Two silly x.” “开个山寨版的卡雷拉你懵谁呢啊？”杨明嘿笑道:“两个傻x。” „Courts death!” The Men in Black saw that the scheme had been seen through by Yang Ming, makes a determined effort, arrives at Karreira's behind, opens the reserve box to take the spanner and iron rod. “找死！”黑衣人见到计谋被杨明识破了,也发起狠来,走到卡雷拉的后面,打开后备箱就要取扳手和铁棍。
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