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#219: Flying up to the eaves and walls

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Chapter 219 flies up to the eaves and walls 第219章飞檐走壁 „Oh?? Good, you told leading this person! Big one dares to skip classes unexpectedly, must process severely!” Tests the teacher to say. He does not have what authority threat student, because the experiment class is the subcourse of physical regular curriculum, end of the period not independent test, therefore he lets Class Leader report directly. “哦？是吗？好,你把这个人告诉导员！大一居然就敢逃课,一定要严肃处理！”实验老师说道。他没有什么权力威胁学生,因为实验课是物理正课的辅助课程,期末没有单独的考试,所以他直接就让班长通报导员。 „Good.” Sun Zhiwei nodded to comply with joy. Yang Ming, the review of your this 3000 character, had not feared that couldn't deal with? “好的。”孙志伟点了点头喜滋滋的应了下来。杨明,你这次没有3000字的检讨,怕是应付不过去了吧？ Yang Ming has not known one by Sun Zhiwei in back hitting a tale. However knows might also as well, Yang Ming understood the truth of university through the Internet research. Usually runs away class not anything, so long as the test do not hang the branch, then on finishing up extraordinarily good luck. As for leading, how many most also criticizes, let write a review to the end, cannot, because skipped classes this matter to dismiss oneself? One have not violated anything to beat student to insult the blunder of teacher. 杨明还不知道自己已经被孙志伟在背后给打了个小报告。不过就算知道也无妨,杨明已经通过互联网研究明白了大学的真相了。平时逃点儿课没什么,只要考试别挂科,那就完事大吉了。至于导员,最多也就是批评几句,让写个检讨到头了,总不能因为逃课这点儿事儿把自己开除吧？自己又没犯什么殴打学生辱骂老师的大错。 Yang Ming turned on the computer absent-mindedly, on the little while network, has discovered „Savage Female Teacher” unexpectedly on online! Sees Yang Ming to get online, Savage Female Teacher has sent in a sunlight smiling face expression immediately. 杨明心不在焉打开了电脑,上了会儿网,发现“野蛮女教师”居然在线上！见到杨明上线,野蛮女教师立刻发来了一个阳光的笑脸表情。 „Any matter is so happy.” Although Yang Ming the mood is not very good, but the friend and spoke, cannot pretend ignorance. “什么事儿这么高兴啊。”杨明虽然心情不是很好,但是朋友和自己说话,也不能装聋作哑。 „You guess.” Savage Female Teacher conforms to all girl characteristics, any matter liking makes others guess. “你猜猜。”野蛮女教师符合一切女孩子特性,什么事情都喜欢让别人去猜。 „Cannot guess that......” Yang Ming has sent the perspiration expression directly in the past. “猜不出来……”杨明直接发了个流汗的表情过去。 „I can immediately with him in same place.” Savage Female Teacher said. “我马上就能和他在一起了。”野蛮女教师说道。 „That congratulated you...... Here had as if had problems......” Yang Ming helpless saying. “那恭喜你了……我这儿似乎又出了点儿问题了……”杨明无奈的说道。 „You and your girlfriend?” Savage Female Teacher asked. “你和你女朋友？”野蛮女教师问道。 Yang Ming just wants to hit „”, the cell phone has made a sound, Yang Ming takes to look, is the Zhang Bin telephone, has met hastily. 杨明刚想打个“是啊”,手机就响了起来,杨明拿起来一看,是张滨的电话,连忙接了起来。 „Hello, Zhang Bin, how? Saw Mengyan?” Yang Ming asked hurriedly. Chen Mengyan after is he after Su Ya that dim sentiment, the first girl of falling in love, therefore Yang Ming is very anxious she. “喂,张滨,怎么样了？看见梦妍了么？”杨明急忙问道。陈梦妍毕竟是他在苏雅那种朦胧的感情之后,第一个爱上的女孩子,所以杨明十分紧张她。 „Boss, Chen Mengyan has not come to attend class today!” Zhang Bin said. “老大啊,陈梦妍今天没来上课！”张滨说道。 „Hasn't come? What's the matter?” Yang Ming is startled. “没来？怎么回事儿？”杨明一惊。 „I asked Class Leader of their class, said Chen Mengyan had not come yesterday, others help the sick leave that she took.” Zhang Bin said. “我问了她们班的班长了,说陈梦妍昨天也没来,别人帮她请的病假。”张滨说道。 „Got sick?” Yang Ming one surprised. What's the matter Ah? gave yesterday she bedroom telephones, her roommate had not said that Ah? Yang Ming realized suddenly the matter somewhat seemed to be serious! “病了？”杨明一愕。到底怎么回事儿啊？昨天给她寝室打电话的时候,她的室友也没说啊？杨明忽然意识到事情似乎有些严重了！ „I knew, you are busy first.” Yang Ming nodded. “我知道了,你先忙吧。”杨明点了点头。 „Boss, you and sister-in-law what's the matter Ah?” Zhang Bin somewhat felt strange: „You are not continuously good?” “老大,你和大嫂到底怎么回事儿啊？”张滨有些奇怪:“你们不是一直都挺好的么？” „Not to mention, I have not made clear the outcome now what's the matter!” Yang Ming smiles bitterly is shaking the head saying: „Was good, first did not say, I try to find the solution again.” “别提了,我现在都没搞清楚究竟怎么回事儿！”杨明苦笑着摇头道:“行了,先不说了,我再想办法吧。” „That line, does not say, immediately attended class.” Zhang Bin has hung up the telephone. “那行,不说了啊,马上上课了。”张滨挂断了电话。 Yang Ming is somewhat confused, returned to one to „Savage Female Teacher”: Now has the matter to exit, another day again chatted. 杨明有些心烦意乱,给“野蛮女教师”回了一个:现在有事儿要出去一趟,改日再聊吧。 The Yang Ming's words air/Qi results in Zhao Ying cī the tooth, asked a netizen to pour out with great difficulty own joyful mood, has not actually thought that this fellow mood was extremely unexpectedly bad, did not respond itself! 杨明的话气得赵莹直呲牙,好不容易找了一个网友想倾诉一下自己的愉悦心情,却没想到这家伙居然心情极差,都不搭理自己！ „ This dying ‚Where is true love in the world?’, snort|hum, no wonder are you lovelorn, give a broken name also to pick up the little girl? Dies you! Wishes you to hit hoodlum for a lifetime. “这个死‘世界哪有真情’,哼,怪不得你老失恋,起个破名字还想泡妞？去死吧你！祝愿你打一辈子的光棍。 No wonder Zhao Ying will get angry, just received the Songjiang University of Engineering graduate student admission notice, original mood good serious, anxious wants to ask a friend to pour out the joy. Wang Xiaoyan went to college, lived in the bedroom frequently little comes back, suppresses uncomfortable Zhao Ying on anxious on qq, saw „Where is true love in the world?” online, therefore wants to share with him own joy, has not thought that this fellow has been unexpectedly lovelorn, by him, as soon as mixed, made that the Zhao Ying good mood also completely to vanish into thin air. 无怪乎赵莹会发怒,刚刚接到了松江工程大学的研究生录取通知书,本来心情好的不得了,急急的想找个朋友倾诉一下喜悦。偏偏王笑嫣上了大学,经常住在寝室里很少回来,憋得难受的赵莹就急急的上了qq,看到“世界哪有真情”在线,于是就想和他分享一下自己的快乐,没想到这家伙居然又失恋了,被他一搅和,弄得赵莹的好心情也全部烟消云散了。 Zhao Ying curse angrily „Where is true love in the world?” hits hoodlum for a lifetime, as everyone knows, she also will give as the matter stands to curse! 赵莹气鼓鼓的诅咒“世界哪有真情”去打一辈子的光棍,殊不知,这样一来她也将自己给诅咒了进去！ Yang Ming switches off the computer, hurries to the female student dormitory, gave Chen Mengyan to dial a cell phone on the way, heard voice prompt that actually was still that by thousand people of scolding: Sorry, the call that you closed down or not in the service area. 杨明关掉电脑,就向女生宿舍赶去,途中又给陈梦妍拨了一个手机,听到的却仍然是那个挨千人骂的语音提示:对不起,您拨打的电话已关机或不在服务区内。 Yang Ming is helpless, must walk toward the female student dormitory quickly. 杨明无奈,只得快步向女生宿舍楼走去。 „Yeah, that male schoolmate, you halt!” Yang Ming just about to passes through the gate, by dormitory second-floor entrance aunt blocking. “哎,那个男同学,你站住！”杨明刚要进门,就被宿舍楼口的大妈给拦住了。 „Aunt, my girlfriend got sick, I come up to deliver a medicine to her.” Yang Ming meets rudeness with a smile said. “阿姨,我女朋友病了,我上去给她送点儿药。”杨明陪着笑脸儿说道。 „Delivers the medicine? Medicine?” Floor Door Aunt turns her bubble eye, looked at Yang Ming one. “送药？药呢？”楼口大妈一翻她那鼓泡眼儿,看了杨明一眼。 „This...... Is this, how I must come up to have a look at her, can go to buy the medicine for her.” Yang Ming is greatly embarrassed, has not thought that second-floor entrance is big so is unexpectedly astute. “这……是这样的,我得上去看看她到底怎么样了,才能去给她买药。”杨明大窘,没想到楼口大吗居然这么精明。 „Snort, I thought that you likely are not deliver the medicine, hurries, otherwise I looked for your leading!” Floor Door Aunt cold -ly snorted and said. “哼,我看你就不像是送药的,赶紧走吧,不然我找你们导员了！”楼口大妈冷哼道。 „That...... Aunt, my girlfriend got sick, you make me come up, I get down immediately, this is my student identity card......” Yang Ming does not have the means that took the student identity card. “那个……阿姨,我女朋友真病了,你就让我上去吧,我马上就下来,这是我的学生证……”杨明没办法,将学生证拿了出来。 „It is not good, who knows that you must come up to do! Now do school hours, what to do lose thing?” Floor Door Aunt beckons with the hand to say. “不行,谁知道你要上去干什么！现在正是上课时间,丢东西了怎么办？”楼口大妈摆手道。 „Aunt, my truth and you said that I and my girlfriend had clashes of opinion, she did not answer my telephone, captured the residence telephone! She has not gone to attend class today, I am urge her.” Yang Ming has to use the unique skill, ruse of inflicting an injury on oneself: „Aunt, don't you want to look at a content marriage affinity breakage?” “阿姨,我实话和你说了吧,我和我女朋友闹了矛盾,她不接我电话,把宿舍电话也拔掉了！她今天没去上课,我就是来劝她的。”杨明只好使出了绝招,苦肉计:“阿姨,你也不想看着一段美满的姻缘破裂吧？” Yang Ming said the stern voice and appearance, this thinks that will win the sympathy of Floor Door Aunt, has not actually thought that Floor Door Aunt complexion one cold, said coldly: „Snort, burst was better! Are you big? On just big did one make somebody one's spouse on the society? Present student, after 90, mores of society are declining daily Ah! wants initially, our ages, in the university to make somebody one's spouse must be marked misconduct by the school! That is style issue!” 杨明说得声色俱厉,本以为会博得楼口大妈的同情,却没想到楼口大妈的脸色一寒,冷言道:“哼,破裂了更好！你才多大？刚上大一就学会搞对象了？现在的学生啊,90后啊,世风日下啊！想当初,我们那个年代,大学里搞对象的都要被学校记过！那是作风问题！” Grass! Yang Ming criticized one to take a rash step, this old ladies definitely had been abandoned by the husband, the menopause syndrome added on the psychological abnormality! Are others who mother compels in love to close your bird matter? Returns mores of society are declining daily, I thought that you were owe „date”! 草！杨明暗骂了一句失策了,这老娘们肯定是被老公抛弃了,更年期综合症加上心理变态！妈逼的人家谈恋爱关你鸟事儿？还世风日下,我看你是欠“日”了！ Does not have the reason by a supercilious look, Yang Ming must leave the female student dormitory resentfully. However he is not willingly, did not see that the Chen Mengyan matter forever does not make clear, must like the Chen Mengyan telephone not starting, the dormitory gate, oneself are very difficult to clarify the truth the opportunity. 没来由的遭了一顿白眼,杨明只得悻悻的离开了女生宿舍楼。不过他不甘心,不见到陈梦妍事情永远也搞不清楚,要像这样陈梦妍电话也不开机,宿舍门也不出,自己很难有弄清楚真相的机会。 Yang Ming observed the structure of female student dormitory, Chen Mengyan bedroom in three buildings , is too not high, if crawls also to have from here possibly. However Yang Ming does not prepare to crawl to three buildings directly, the washroom windows of two buildings are open, Yang Ming can from the second floors on again to three buildings. As for a window of building, was covered by the fence. 杨明观察了一下女生宿舍楼的结构,陈梦妍的寝室在三楼,也不算太高,如果从这里爬上去的话也不是没有可能。但是杨明并不准备直接爬到三楼去,二楼的洗手间窗户是打开的,杨明可以从二楼再上到三楼去。至于一楼的窗户,是被防护栏遮挡的。 As the King of Hitmen successor, Fang Tian to his training is not only the murder skill, is the flexibility of body. For example crawling tree, crawling building, as well as the survival skills under some special conditions. 作为杀手之王的接班人,方天对他的训练不仅仅是杀人技巧,还有就是身体的灵活性。比如爬树,爬楼,以及一些特殊环境下的生存技巧。 Yang Ming changed to behind of dormitory, here nobody pays attention. Yang Ming looked at all around, after determining nobody, fast jumped up a guard rail of building, then stepped on the guard rail to climb up the windowsills of two building washroom. 杨明转到了宿舍楼的后面,这里没有什么人注意。杨明看了看四周,确定没有人之后,才飞快的跳上了一楼的护栏,然后踩着护栏爬上了二楼洗手间的窗沿。 Yang Ming observed to inside first, after having determined nobody, jumped up with a hand brace the window. May at this moment, come in a person from the entrance of washroom! 杨明先向里面观察了一下,确定了没有人之后,才用手一撑跳上了窗台。可就在这时,从洗手间的门口进来了一个人！ Yang Ming had a scare, coming the person also to have a scare. Yang Ming wants to jump now is impossible, must brace oneself to face. 杨明吓了一跳,来人也吓了一跳。杨明现在想跳下去是不可能了,只得硬着头皮去面对了。 „Ah!” female student gains ground sees a male student to jump from the window suddenly has come in naturally to frighten heavily, just about to shouted that Yang Ming immediately beckoned with the hand saying: „Zhao Sisi, do not call! Is I!” “啊！”女生抬起头忽然看见一个男生从窗户外面跳了进来自然吓得不轻,刚要大喊,杨明就立刻摆了摆手道:“赵思思,别叫！是我！” The person who originally comes is Zhao Sisi, she just had fought with Zhang Bin yesterday 300 rounds, under the body is not very comfortable, walks is not quite convenient, therefore has not gone to attend class today. While nobody, prepares the washroom to flush. Has not thought that actually saw Yang Ming. 原来进来的人就是赵思思,她昨天刚和张滨大战了300回合,身下不是很舒服,走路也不太方便,于是今天就没去上课。趁着没人,准备到洗手间来冲洗一下。没想到却看见了杨明。 „How is you!” Zhao Sisi stares: „How did you come from here?” “怎么是你！”赵思思一愣:“你怎么从这里进来了？” „By! Is a long story, Chen Mengyan has acted difficult with me probably, Zhang Bin said that she has not come to attend class today, I come to see her. Downstairs aunt does not make me come, does not have the means that I can only jump the window.” Yang Ming helpless saying: „Was right, haven't you attended class?” “挨！一言难尽啊,陈梦妍好像和我闹别扭了,张滨说她今天没来上课,我就来看看她。楼下的大妈不让我进来,没办法,我只能跳窗户了。”杨明无奈的说道:“对了,你怎么也没上课？” „I......” the Zhao Sisi matter is really not good to open the mouth to explain that must make excuses saying: „My is not quite healthy, has not gone.” “我……”赵思思的事情还真不好开口解释,只得支吾道:“我身体不太舒服,就没去。” Yang Ming sees the washbasin and cleaning solution in Zhao Sisi hand, understood probably what's the matter, to her ambiguous smiles, then said: „I walked first.” 杨明看见赵思思手中的水盆和洗液,也大概明白了怎么回事儿了,对她暧昧的一笑,然后道:“那我先走了。” Zhao Sisi sees the Yang Ming's smiling face, stared his one eyes ill-humoredly. However somewhat envies Chen Mengyan, does not know if one were angry, Zhang Bin can fly up to the eaves and walls roars itself? 赵思思看见杨明的笑容,没好气的瞪了他一眼。不过又有些羡慕陈梦妍,不知道自己如果生气了,张滨会不会飞檐走壁的来哄自己？
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