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#209: Enters with the lights ablaze


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Chapter 209 enters with the lights ablaze 第209章闪亮登场 Yang Ming same stands erect just like the unparalleled character on the stage, to the auditorium, then suddenly puts out a hand, takes off to throw to the auditorium head ceremonial hat, annoys one to snatch insanely. 杨明宛如盖世人物一样屹立在台上,面向观众席,然后突然一伸手,将头上的礼帽摘下向观众席抛去,惹来一阵疯抢。 Then, the scarf, the coat also made Yang Ming throw, when the audience ebullition, Yang Ming shouted suddenly greatly: „A sky bang, father enters with the lights ablaze!” 而后,围脖,大衣也让杨明扔了下去,就在全场沸腾的时候,杨明突然大喊道:“天空一声巨响,老子闪亮登场!” Under the stage is also one cheers with the sound of whistle immediately, naturally, has different opinions. Some people do not spare a glance to act that Yang Ming wins favor by ostentation. Thinks that he is showing. However most students think that Yang Ming's enters the stage is very magnificent ten sends separately! Brings highlight and fresh idea to the arid university life. 台下顿时又是一阵喝彩和哨子声,当然,褒贬不一。有些人对杨明哗众取宠的行径不屑一顾。认为他是在作秀。但是大多数学生还是认为杨明的出场是十分华丽十分别致的!给枯燥的大学生活带来亮点和新意。 Ren Jianren sees the Yang Ming's performance, the quick air/Qi has belched smoke, this fellow must do any Ah? not to wait to hit does is in chaotic situation, shouting to clear the way of Ren Jianren coldly: Yang Ming, did you say? Said that has been able to start?” 任健仁看到杨明的表现,都快气冒烟了,这家伙到底要搞什么啊?还没等打呢就搞得鸡飞狗跳的,任健仁冷冷的喝道:“杨明,你说完了么?说完了可以开始了吧?” All perform in do not call the turn, I deliver everybody an antithetical couplet!” An antithetical couplet that saying, Yang Ming was turning around, after revealing, has carried on the back, submitted a written statement: Fights with the fists Nanshan Home for the elderly, the foot kicks North Sea Kindergarten. Streamer on buttocks: Brick broken martial arts. “一切尽在不言中,我送大家一副对联!”说着,杨明一转身,露出了后背上的一副对联,上书:拳打南山敬老院,脚踢北海幼儿园。横批在屁股上:板砖破武术。 Immediately brings in stage next to sob and laugh secretly. But Ren Jianren looked , the face was green! Will this turn obviously over to go with the home for the elderly and kindergarten one kind in? Is the meaning was inferior including the old , weak , sick and disabled? 顿时引来台下一阵唏嘘和窃笑。而任健仁看后脸都绿了!这明显就是将自己归到和敬老院、幼儿园一类里面去了么?意思是自己连老弱病残都不如? Also what brick broken martial arts? This was ridiculing obviously own time has not used! Just wants to export to refute, heard Yang Ming to open the mouth first: How do you want the ratio?” 还什么板砖破武术?这明显就是在嘲笑自己的功夫没有用么!正想出口反驳,就听到杨明先开口了:“你想怎么比?” How ratio? Naturally compared with Tae Kwon Do!” After Ren Jianren hear, discontented saying: You, since came, doesn't know this truth?” “怎么比?当然是比跆拳道了!”任健仁听后不满的说道:“你既然来了,难道不知道这个道理么?” This word is bad!” After Yang Ming hear, shook the head again and again, Ren Jianren that looked was somewhat bewildered, Yang Ming at a moderate pace saying: You, if compared with Tae Kwon Do, I, only then bowed the head to admit defeat!” “此言差矣!”杨明听后连连摇头,看的任健仁有些莫名其妙了,杨明才不紧不慢的说道:“你要是比跆拳道的话,那我只有俯首认输了!” What meaning?” Ren Jianren stares: „Don't you want to compare? Do you want to renege on a promise?” “什么意思?”任健仁一愣:“你不想比了?难道你要反悔?” Non- not!” Yang Ming beckoned with the hand saying: You said compared with the Tae Kwon Do, but my Muay Thai most fundamental rule does not know, that also not share that only then loses? Would rather does not compare, the pain a bit faster admits defeat to consider as finished! Avoid has the visual influence to everybody. Everybody said that is?” “非也非也!”杨明摆了摆手说道:“你说比跆拳道,可是我连泰拳道的最基本规则都不知道,那还不只有输的份儿了?倒不如不比了,痛快点儿认输算了!省得给大家造成视觉影响。大家说是不是?” Yes, he said right, this does not bully the person! Others anything Tae Kwon Do, will not compare any Ah! with you “是啊,他说得没错,这不是欺负人呢么!人家根本不会什么跆拳道,跟你比什么啊! „, Is unfair! Is unfair!” “就是啊,不公平!太不公平了!” Does not compare, dirty that the honor that loses, wins!” “不比了,输的光荣,赢的龌龊!” The person under stage complained, in this several corbelling out naturally is Zhang Bin and Tian Donghua their several, including Wang Zhitao also to this Tae Kwon Do society not anything favorable impression, started entire Classmate to give the Yang Ming support. 台下的人纷纷都抱怨了起来,这里面有几个挑头的自然是张滨田东华他们几个,包括王志涛也对这个跆拳道社没什么好感,也发动了全班同学杨明声援。 Sun Zhiwei, as Yang Ming's Class Leader, he detested Yang Ming's actually , but present Yang Ming represents is not only Yang Ming, but is the computer 08 levels of 2 classes, even is entire big freshman community! 倒是孙志伟,作为杨明的班长,本来他十分憎恶杨明的,但无奈现在杨明所代表的已经不仅仅是杨明自己了,而是计算机08级2班,甚至是整个大一新生群体! The schoolmate who therefore he is not good to prevent oneself Ban gives Yang Ming to refuel, must feel suffocated to sit in the one side, hoping Ren Jianren can teach Yang Ming. 所以他也不好阻止自己班的同学去给杨明加油,只得憋着气坐在一旁,希望任健仁能够教训杨明一顿。 How you said the ratio!” Ren Jianren hears one to blush, is not good to manifest suddenly. Yang Ming said in the principle, others Tae Kwon Do, your this will not hit others athletic event in which one is weak with own strong point! “那你说怎么比!”任健仁听得一阵脸红,又不好发作。杨明说得在理,人家本来就不会跆拳道,你这不是拿自己的强项打人家的弱项么! Simply our free sparring!” Yang Ming said: Was not restricted in anything to be regular.” “干脆咱们自由搏击吧!”杨明说道:“也不限于什么规则了。” Free sparring? Ren Jianren stares, immediately thinks that this good, I can punch you with the Tae Kwon Do! Ren Jianren most feared that Yang Ming said anything cannot use the Tae Kwon Do style and so on rule, such may a little tie up the hand to tie up the foot. Now since does not have the rule, can display the strong point! 自由搏击?任健仁一愣,随即想到,这好呀,那我就可以用跆拳道揍你了!任健仁最怕杨明说出什么不许用跆拳道招式之类的规则,那样自己可就有点缚手缚脚了。现在既然没有规则,那自己就可以发挥强项了! Before he has not thought that from the start Yang Ming met the Tae Kwon Do, therefore he simply does not want to request anything to Yang Ming, therefore after Yang Ming said the rule, Ren Jianren thought before tentative plan anything has not distinguished, therefore also nodded assent: Good! Namely however this, I used the Tae Kwon Do, you used any style as you like then.” 之前他也压根就没认为杨明会跆拳道,所以他也干脆就没想对杨明要求什么,所以杨明说出了规则之后,任健仁觉得和自己之前设想的没有什么分别,于是也就点头同意了:“好吧!即然这样,那我就用跆拳道了,你用什么招式随你的便。” The Ren Jianren words bring in stage next to sob, this saying said shameless, oneself use the strong point, others are casual. This simply is lopsided competition! 任健仁的话引来台下一阵唏嘘,这话说得无耻之极,自己用强项,别人随便。这简直就是一面倒的比赛么! However Yang Ming actually thinks otherwise, negligent asking: What move do I use?” 不过杨明却不以为然,大咧咧的问道:“我用什么招数都可以?” Yes! You are casual!” The Ren Jianren heart said that your boy how such ink marks, hurry made me punch you one not to finish up! “是!你随便!”任健仁心道,你小子咋这么墨迹呢,赶紧的让我揍你一顿不就完事儿了么! That line, my available unique skill Ah? Yang Ming asked. “那行,那我可用绝招了啊?杨明问道。 I depend! Do you use the unique skill to close my trifling thing? Hurries, prepared?” Ren Jianren some impatient asking. “我靠!你用绝招关我屁事儿?赶紧的吧,准备好了么?”任健仁有些不耐烦的问道。 You do not want to ask that what my unique skill is?” Yang Ming continues at a moderate pace speech. “难道你就不想问问我的绝招是什么?”杨明继续不紧不慢的说话。 You......!!” The Ren Jianren inadequate violent walked, but suppresses is bearing the character: What is your unique skill?” “你他妈的……!!”任健仁差点儿暴走了,不过还是强忍着耐性道:“那你的绝招是什么?” Ha!” Yang Ming turns around, then points at behind antithetical couplet to say to Ren Jianren: This is my tactic!” “哈!”杨明一转身,然后指着自己身后的对联对任健仁说道:“这就是我的战术!” The Ren Jianren air/Qi resulted in the face to be green, in the nostril braved the azure smoke! What originally does this boy want to shame my Ah! damn to fight with the fists intentionally Nanshan Home for the elderly, the foot kicks North Sea Kindergarten? When you I am the home for the elderly and kindergarten Grandma Ah?, looked how my a while hits your crying father to shout mother! 任健仁气得脸都绿了,鼻孔里直冒青烟!原来这小子是故意要羞辱我啊!什么他妈的拳打南山敬老院,脚踢北海幼儿园?你当我是敬老院和幼儿园啊?奶奶的,看我一会儿怎么打得你哭爹喊娘! Now can start?” Saying of Ren Jianren coldly. “现在可以开始了吧?”任健仁冷冷的说道。 Was good, my this is makes you know oneself and other side, is ever-victorious!” Yang Ming said. “行了,我这是让你知己知彼,百战百胜!”杨明说道。 I do not need to know oneself and other side, can win you.” Ren Jianren was saying, set out to prepare for the posture, has attacked. “我不用知己知彼,也能胜你。”任健仁说着,就起身做好了姿势,准备进攻。 „Do you want to do?” Yang Ming asked suddenly. “你要干什么?”杨明忽然问道。 Didn't start to compete with?” Ren Jianren stares. “不是开始比试了么?”任健仁一愣。 Wait / Etc., I must warm up. You had warmed up before, I did not have the heat.” Yang Ming was saying, starts to jump like the boxer: „Should you not want to make me warm up? Do you want to bully the person?” “等等,我还得热身呢。你之前热过身了,我还没热呢。”杨明说着,就开始像拳击手一样蹦蹦跳跳起来:“你该不会是不想让我热身吧?你想欺负人?” You are hot!” After Ren Jianren hear, must explode with rage, your this does not tease me to play! Therefore will tighten the nerve relaxed, looks that Yang Ming warms up there. “你热吧!”任健仁听后都要气炸了,你这不是逗我玩儿呢么!于是将绷紧了的神经又放松了下来,看着杨明在那儿热身。 Crossed for about 56 minutes, Yang Ming jumped da whole head is the perspiration, Ren Jianren somewhat could not bear finally: You hot good?” 过了大约56分钟了,杨明蹦跶的满头是汗了,任健仁终于有些忍不住了:“你到底热好了没有?” Good.” Yang Ming nodded, stopped warming up movement. “好了。”杨明点了点头,停止了热身动作。 Ren Jianren just wants to prepare to attack, actually hears Yang Ming saying: Wait / Etc., I the movement the half of the day had perspiration a moment ago, now is a little cold.” 任健仁刚想准备进攻,却又听得杨明说道:“等等,我刚才运动了半天出了一身的汗,现在有点儿冷了。” Your matter how these many!” The Ren Jianren anger said that stopped the movement of attack stiffly. “你事儿怎么这么多!”任健仁怒道,硬生生的停下了进攻的动作。 „Should you not want to make me catch cold? Do you harbor evil intentions? For do win to resort to all means?” Yang Ming pretends the surprised appearance to ask. “你该不会是想让我感冒吧?你是不是居心叵测?为了自己取胜不择手段?”杨明装作惊讶的样子问道。 Fuck! Why you must hurry to do!” Ren Jianren some, but, what Ah? has this fellow wanted to do is not deliberately will be delaying the time? 我草!那你要干什么就赶紧干!”任健仁有些无奈了,这家伙到底要搞什么啊?不会是在故意拖延时间吧? My coat?” Under Yang Ming looked all around has left office, came to power a moment ago he threw the coat. “我的大衣呢?”杨明环顾了一下台下,刚才上台的时候他就将大衣扔下去了。 In here!” Zhang Bin took the Yang Ming coat fast to run up to under the stage. “在这儿呢!”张滨拿着杨明刚才的大衣飞快的跑到了台下。 Yang Ming received the coat, asked low voice: Prepared appropriately?” 杨明接过了大衣,小声问道:“都准备妥当了?” Be careful, before us said that the thing placed in the left big pocket.” Zhang Bin nodded to say. “当心吧,按照咱们之前说的,东西放在左面的大兜里了。”张滨点了点头说道。 Yang Ming wore the coat on body, then after also being the knot, nodded to say to Ren Jianren: Can start!” 杨明将大衣穿在了身上,然后又系好了扣子之后,才对任健仁点了点头道:“可以开始了!” Ren Jianren relaxed, damn, you finished up finally! Ren Jianren leaps jumps the appearance center , the preparation starts to attack. Has not actually thought of Yang Ming very stunned saying: „Do you want to do?” 任健仁松了一口气,他妈的,你终于完事儿了!任健仁一跃跳到了场中央,就准备开始进攻。却没想到杨明十分愕然的说道:“你要干什么?” What does? Naturally competed with?” Ren Jianren asked. “什么干什么?自然是比试了?”任健仁反问道。 „Before Tae Kwon Do competition, can't both sides bow the first salute? You are the director of Tae Kwon Do society, won't your this general knowledge know?” Yang Ming does intentionally strange saying. “跆拳道比试之前,双方不都得先鞠躬敬礼么?你是跆拳道社的社长,你这点常识不会不知道吧?”杨明故作奇怪的说道。 Snort.” Ren Jianren is helpless, must trend that stopped itself attacking, his lung must turn into the balloon. Ok your boy, you plays me, I thought when you can drag, a while some you are attractive! “哼。”任健仁无奈,只得停止了自己进攻的趋势,不过他的肺都要变成气球了。行呀你小子,你就耍我吧,我看你能拖到什么时候,一会儿有的你好看的! Ren Jianren very stiff has bowed a respectful to Yang Ming, but Yang Ming also studied his appearance to bow a respectful. 任健仁十分生硬的给杨明鞠了一恭,而杨明也学着他的样子鞠了一恭。 Now was all right? Was all right I to attack?” Ren Jianren this time does not dare to attack directly, but is exploratory asking. He had been done two to be big one by Yang Ming. “现在没事儿了吧?没事儿我要进攻了?”任健仁这次不敢直接进攻了,而是试探性的问道。他已经被杨明把一个头搞得两个大了。 Em, I think that Ah? Yang Ming pretends the hesitant appearance, in the heart laughs secretly. Looked that you are the university that the sports lives, wants to study also not much! But father my junior middle school time, but good student Ah! to have one to stem from the «Zuo Zhuan» text calls «Cao Gui Controversy», inside there is a very classical saying: In one vigorous effort, fades again, three use up. Now looks at your appearance, you have used up! “恩,我想想啊?杨明装作犹豫的样子,心中窃笑。看你是体育生上的大学,想来学习也不咋样吧!可是老子我初中的时候可是好学生啊!有一篇出自《左传》的课文叫《曹刿论战》,里面有一句十分经典的话叫:一鼓作气,再而衰,三而竭。现在看你的样子,你就已经竭了! Actually Yang Ming does not need to do this, present Yang Ming, even if the Ren Jianren imposing manner surges upward, the Yang Ming also 100 types can send him instantaneously in the way of deathtrap. 其实杨明根本也无需这样做,现在的杨明,就算任健仁气势高涨,杨明也有100种能瞬间致他于死地的方式。
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