Chapter 1980bigWulong
第1980章好大的乌龙„Did youpeepmyshort note?”Lan Lingis staringYang Ming, panting in indignationasking.
“你偷看了我的短信?”蓝凌瞪着杨明,气呼呼的问道。„...... Iread the short note that had just sent, cannot bearlookedcasuallyother......”someYang Mingblushing with shameanswered.
“呃……我只是看了那条刚发来的短信,就忍不住随便看一下其他的……”杨明有些汗颜的解释道。„Shouted...... Installsto be angryreallytired!”Lan Lingrubbed the eyes: „The eyeballmuststare, the aciddied, ok, was not angrywithyou!”
“呼……装生气真累呀!”蓝凌揉了揉眼睛:“眼珠都要瞪出来啦,酸死了,算了,不和你生气了!”„He He!”Yang Mingknowsthat the Lan Lingvitality, thisyoungLoli, almostwill not have lost one's temperwith, from the understandingto the present, is very amenableappearances.
“呵呵!”杨明就知道,蓝凌不会真的生气,这小萝莉,几乎都没有和自己动怒过,从认识到现在,一直都是很顺从的样子。„Yousaid that a Elder Brother Ronground of short note, whichdoes have? Alsohas causedyourwhat kind ofassociation? Igiveyou11to explain that......”Lan Lingsaid with a smile.
“你说荣哥哥发的短信呀,都有哪一条?又引起了你怎么样的联想?我给你11解释一下……”蓝凌笑道。„Well...... This is Elder Brother Rong, who?”Yang Mingasked.
“唔……这个荣哥哥,到底是谁?”杨明问道。„Elder Brother Rong, naturallywasmycousin, wasourLan Miao Clanperson, livedinLan Miao Village.”Lan Lingsaid.
“荣哥哥,自然是我的堂哥了,也是我们蓝苗族的人,就住在蓝苗寨。”蓝凌说道。„Is, inYanjing Airport, is very longin of yourside mother man?”Yang Mingasked.
“就是,在燕京机场,在你身边的那个长得很娘化的男人?”杨明问道。„, Yang Ming, do youmonitorme?”Lan Lingstares, somewhatis immediately surprised.
“呀,杨明,你监视我?”蓝凌一愣,随即有些惊讶。„Icame backfrom the overseas, passed through the Yanjing Airportbut actuallymachine, used the computertime, sawyouto get off an aircraft, probably very intimateappearance......”Yang Mingsmiled bitterly saying: „Mywheremonitorsyouspecially?”
“我是从国外回来,经过了燕京机场倒机,正上机的时候,看到你们下机,好像很亲密的样子……”杨明苦笑了一下说道:“我哪里是特意监视你?”„...... It is not specially, othersalsothink that yourverytensefamilies, gooddisappointedAh!”Lan Lingto be somewhat discouraged.
“啊……不是特意啊,人家还以为你很紧张人家呢,好失望啊!”蓝凌有些泄气。„Hah?”Yang Minglistened to the Lan Lingwords, staredin a big way the eyeactually: „Do youalsowantto makememonitoryou?”
“嘎?”杨明听了蓝凌的话,倒是瞪大了眼睛:“你还想让我监视你?”„Naturally! Youmonitorme, expressed that youare very anxiousI!”Lan Lingnodded: „Actually, Ihad not been angrybefore, but also is very happy, youcare aboutme, Iam very excited, thatbadthatcolor that butyoususpectme, I, althoughis not angry, mustexpressdiscontentedAh!”
“当然啦!你监视我,才表示你很紧张我嘛!”蓝凌点了点头:“其实,我之前根本没生气,还挺开心呢,你那么在乎我,我很激动的,不过你把我怀疑的那么坏那么色,我虽然不太生气,也得表达一下不满啊!”„He He!”Yang MingheardLan Ling saying that immediatelyrelaxed.
“呵呵!”杨明听到蓝凌这么说,顿时松了一口气。„Heismycousin, wehad not seenfor a long time, is very naturally intimate!”Lan Lingsaid with a smile: „Isyousees, wasElder Brother Rong.”
“他是我的堂哥,我们好久没有见了,自然很亲密的!”蓝凌笑道:“就是你看到的,就是荣哥哥了。”„......”Yang Minghas taken up the Lan Lingcell phone, then before opening , does the short note that sees, point atone„youto be what kind oftoday? In the eveninghere?”„Looks foryouwithmein the evening......”thesetwoshort notes, asked: „Youin the evening, look foreach other......”
“哦……”杨明拿起了蓝凌的手机,然后打开了之前看到的短信,指着一条“你今天怎么样?晚上来我这里?”和“我晚上去找你……”这两条短信,问道:“你们晚上,互相去找对方……”„Refining up the gu! In order tocope with the Elder Youevilmerit, we must take the counter measuresas soon as possible, therefore, IandElder Brother RongdecidedthatmustrefineourLan Miao Clanoneto be lost very longgu, Herculean Gu.”
“炼蛊呀!为了对付右长老的邪功,我们也必须要尽快的拿出应对措施,于是,我和荣哥哥决定,要炼制我们蓝苗族的一种失传了很久的蛊,大力神蛊。”„Herculean Gu? Whatthing is that?”Yang Mingis listening tothisname, thinkssomewhatstrangely, sinceis the gu, strangepointis also normal, is onlyYang Mingsomewhatpuzzledasking: „Whywantsto refineAh?in the evening”
“大力神蛊?那是什么东西?”杨明听着这个名字,觉得有些古怪,不过既然是蛊,古怪点儿也正常,只是杨明有些不解的问道:“可是为什么要晚上去炼制啊?”„Thisgucannotsee the sunlight, ifsaw the sunlight, was very easy dead.”Lan Lingsaid: „The evilmerit of Elder Youpractice, after the meritbecomes, canhave the body of Jin Gangnotgoing bad, when the time comesmustcope, is not easy! ButthisHerculean Gu, as the name suggests, letsbyShiGu, haswith the Titan missilegeneralstrength, thiscandeal withElder You!”
“这种蛊不能见阳光,如果见了阳光,很容易死掉的。”蓝凌说道:“右长老修炼的邪功,功成之后,就可以拥有金刚不坏之身,到时候要对付起来,就不容易了!而这个大力神蛊,顾名思义,就是让被施蛊者,拥有和大力神一般的力气,这样才能够应对右长老!”Nod of „suchAh!”Yang Mingappears to understand but not really understand, hetobuilding up the gudid not understandvery much, butactuallyalsounderstoodwhyreason that wantsto go to seekin the eveningmutually......
“这样啊!”杨明似懂非懂的点了点头,他对炼蛊不是很理解,不过却是也明白了为什么要晚上去互相找的原因……„Thatthisshort note?”Yang Mingpoints atanothershort note on cell phoneto ask, was thatshort note„yourbodycanbe obtained? Ortomorrow?”.
“那这一句短信呢?”杨明又指着手机上的另外一条短信问道,那条短信是“你的身体能受得到了么?要不明天吧?”。„This, building upgumustconduct the experiment, the guinsect that mustrefining, gets downtoownbodyinexperiments!”Lan Lingexplained: „Althoughis somewhat crude, buttime, wemustexperimentwithourbodywithout enough time, sometimes, the guinsectenters the body, will have the variationor the death, mustagain the repeatedexperiment......”
“这个啊,炼蛊要进行试验啊,要将炼制出的蛊虫,下到自己的身体里进行试验!”蓝凌解释道:“虽然有些鲁莽,但是时间来不及了,我们必须用自己的身体进行试验,有的时候,蛊虫进入身体,就会发生变异或死亡,必须要重新反复的试验……”„, Thatthis? Alsoisthismeaning?”How was Yang Mingpointing at„body? Yesterdayhad madeseveraltimes, todayalsocontinues?”Thisshortinformationasked.
“呃,那这一条呢?也是这个意思?”杨明指着“身体怎么样了?昨天已经弄了好几次,今天还继续么?”这条短信息问道。„Yes, Iin the bodyexperiment the lane that the guinsectkeeps, has not succeeded, next daynaturally must continue......”Lan Lingto nod.
“是啊,我将蛊虫不停的弄进身体里试验,没有成功,第二天自然还要继续了……”蓝凌点了点头。„, Thatthis?”Yang Mingreferred to„youbeing really fierce, Ia littlecould not support......” asked that butat this moment, Yang Ming'shas not doubteditat heart, hehas entirely believed the explanation of Lan Ling.
“呃,那这个呢?”杨明指了指“你真厉害,我都有点儿撑不住了……”问道,不过此刻,杨明的心里已经不疑有它了,他完全的相信了蓝凌的解释。„This, IhaveHeart Gu in within the body, it can be said thathundreddo not invadepoisonously, even ifmade a false counter-accusationby the guinsect, will not cause the toobigdamage, wasElder Brother Rongwas different, hetried, endured hardships......”Lan Lingto cover the mouthto say with a smile.
“这个也是啊,我有心蛊在体内,可以说是百毒不侵,就算被蛊虫反噬,也不会造成太大的伤害,可是荣哥哥就不同了,他试完,就遭罪了……”蓝凌掩嘴笑道。„...... Healsosufficesbad luck!”Yang Mingshrugs, said: „Thatthis? Howalsoto bleed?”
“呃……他也够倒霉的了!”杨明耸了耸肩,道:“那这一条呢?怎么还流血了?”WhatYang Mingfingeris„sorry, Lingling, Iam notintentionally, but alsobleeds?”Thisshort noteasked.杨明指的是“对不起啊,凌凌,我不是故意的,还流血么?”这条短信问道。„Heoverturned the culture dish of guinsect, poundedonmyfoot, bled......”Lan Lingto look attheseto have the short note of implication, could not beartitter: „Ihave not thoughtbefore, butis so coherent, makes the personhave the misunderstandingactuallyreally! Ha Ha, but, youthink where Idid bleed?”
“他把蛊虫的培养皿弄翻了,砸我脚上了,出血了……”蓝凌看着这些别有寓意的短信,也是忍不住偷笑了起来:“我之前都没有多想,不过这么连贯起来,倒是真的让人产生误会呀!哈哈,不过,你以为我什么地方流血了?”„I......”Yang Minghollow laugh: „Didn't yourthisask something already known?”
“我……”杨明干笑了一声:“你这不是明知故问?”„Youasked something already known, Iwas madeto bleedonetimebyyou, how can also bleedagain? Yourfool!”Lan Lingspeechtime, both eyeslovinglooks atYang Ming, makesin the Yang Mingheartmoveactually, is somewhat capricious......
“你才明知故问呢,我都被你弄出血过一次了,怎么还能再出血?你个笨蛋!”蓝凌说话的时候,双目含情脉脉的看着杨明,倒是让杨明心中一动,有些心猿意马起来……Eachtime, oneselfcannot bear the enticement of Lan Ling...... However, Yang Mingthinks that thisisonoutsidedinner table, cannotthink other matters, otherwisehas made a boner, said with a smiledry: „Ithink that hemakes an effortexcessivelyfiercely......”
每一次,自己都受不了蓝凌的诱惑……不过,杨明想到这是在外面的餐桌上,可不能想一些别的事情,不然就出丑了,干笑道:“我以为他用力过猛呗……”„Dies!”Lan Lingsnort|hum.
“去死!”蓝凌哼了一声。„Good, thatthis...... Thisdid not needto explain, Iunderstood...... Tonightdoes not do, didn't doto test?” The Yang Mingforced smilesaid: „YourthisElder Brother Rongalso is really, does not know that sends the short noteentirea little, will sendseveralcharacterdeadAh?not to do, whoknows that whathedoes wantto make?”
“好吧,那这一条呢……唔,这一条不用解释了,我明白了……今晚就不做了,是不做实验了吧?”杨明苦笑道:“你这个荣哥哥也真是的,不知道把短信发全一点儿,多发几个字会死啊?还不做了,谁知道他要做什么?”WhatYang Mingfingeris„tonightdoes not do, Iwant, nowalsotrapped|sleepy...... Is your not trapped|sleepyAh?energysohow exuberant?”Thisshort note.杨明指的是“今晚就不做了吧,我要累死了,现在还困……你怎么不困啊?精力那么旺盛?”这条短信。„Hee hee......”Lan Lingcoversmouthto smilehappier! Lan Linghas also discovered that theseshort noteslink, but also not the strangeYang Ming'sassociationabilitysois really formidable: „Short note, sendsgrew, is the short note?”
“嘻嘻……”蓝凌掩嘴笑的更欢了!蓝凌也发现了,这些短信连起来,还真是不怪杨明的联想能力那么强大啊:“短信啊,发的长了,还是短信么?”„Yeah...... Thatthis?”Yang Mingrefers to the lastshort note that oneselfread, asked. Thatshort notewas„do not forgettaking a drug, yesterdayhad sorryreally......”.
“哎……那这一条呢?”杨明指了指自己看的最后一条短信,问道。那条短信是“别忘了吃药,昨天真对不起了……”。
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