VPAATS :: Volume #20

#1943: Made a boner directly

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Chapter 1943 made a boner directly 第1943章直接出丑了 „Second kills him, the second kills him!” “秒杀他,秒杀他！” „Kills him, kills him!” “干掉他,干掉他！” „Kills him, kills him!” “打死他,打死他！” The following schoolmates sent out to cheer once more, they approved the Yang Ming's words very much, did not need to give that Fan Sibiao face. 下面的同学们再次发出了欢呼来,他们很赞成杨明的话,不用给那个范四彪面子。 Just, Feng Jiuneng stands on the stage, listening to the Yang Ming talking shamelessly words, in the heart somewhat to disdain, the heart said that your *** Yang. clear(ly) acted recklessly actually, you here boasted, can you also take down directly Feng Sibiao? Has a dream? 只不过,冯九能站在台上,听着杨明大言不惭的话,心里面就是有些不屑了,心道,你个***杨.明倒是不知死活,你就在这里吹牛吧,你还能直接放倒冯四彪？做梦呢吧？ But others under the southern v cities and areas the master in fist field, takes down you are move of goods, do you also dare to say? 人家可是南方v市地下拳场的高手,放倒你才是一招货呢,你还敢这么说？ Let you snatch microphone on the stage with me a moment ago, making you threaten to frighten me, a while Feng Sibiao entered the stage, cannot kill you! 让你刚才在台上和我抢麦克风,让你威胁吓唬我,一会儿冯四彪出场了,弄不死你！ Thinks of here, in the Feng Jiuneng heart has also balanced much, oneself could not tidy up Yang Ming, some people can tidy up for oneself, oneself did not need to be worried that nobody revenged for oneself! 想到这里,冯九能心中也是平衡了不少,自己收拾不了杨明,有人能替自己收拾,自己也不用担心没人替自己报仇！ But Yang Ming spoke in the one side, Feng Sibiao was actually standing of unemotionally in one side! 而杨明在一旁说话,冯四彪却是面无表情的站在一侧！ He enters the stage from Yang Ming, from the start has not paid attention to Yang Ming, looks at the Yang Ming's physique and appearance, Feng Sibiao was happy, this match, was too weak, this 200,000 gain was really too easy, Yang Ming regarding oneself, was the level of second of killing! 他从杨明出场,就压根没有将杨明放在眼里,一看杨明的身板和样子,冯四彪就乐了,这对手,太弱了,这200000赚的实在是太容易了,杨明对于自己来说,就是秒杀的层次！ As for these boasts that Yang Ming spoke, Feng Sibiao listens not to listen, dead in own under hand / subordinate these matches continually, talks big are many went, is the flamboyant infinite appearances, is the final fate is also what kind of? Had not been hit the death that dies by oneself, enters the entering hospital in hospital, can't the next half a lifetime cannot take care of oneself take care of oneself? 至于杨明说的那些大话,冯四彪连听都没听,死在自己手下的那些对手,说大话的多了去了,一个个都是牛逼无限的样子,可是最后的下场又怎么样呢？还不是被自己打得死的死,进医院的进医院,下半生不能自理的不能自理？ Like this arrogant match were too many, they do not know that what is called the parochial arrogance? Feng Sibiao is disinclined to dispute, how to say as you like, give an exaggerated account of things that you said that when the time comes a fist had been killed by oneself, that dropping variance is bigger! 这样的自大对手太多了,他们都不知道什么叫做夜郎自大么？冯四彪都懒得去辩驳,随你们怎么说,你们说的天花乱坠,到时候一拳被自己打死了,那落差才更大呢！ „He He, I can such as everybody hope, the second kills his.” Yang Ming said to everybody with a smile. “呵呵,我会如大家所愿,秒杀他的。”杨明笑着对大家说道。 „Oh oh oh oh! Good! The second kills him!” “噢噢噢噢！太好了！秒杀他！” „Yang Ming was too powerful!” “杨明太给力了！” Yang Ming afterward, has given back to Feng Jiuneng the microphone: „Gives you, you can say.” 杨明随后,将话筒还给了冯九能:“给你吧,你可以说了。” Feng Jiuneng received the microphone indignantly, in the heart has not been feeling well very much, but also the second kills, is a while by the person of second killing you? 冯九能愤愤的接过了话筒,心中很是不爽,还秒杀呢,一会儿被秒杀的人是你吧？ „Some players, have not seen the world, has not organized the sense of discipline......” Feng Jiuneng to pick up the microphone, prepares to satirize Yang Ming, although he cannot hit Yang Ming, but occupies some argument not to have the issue cheaply. “有些选手吧,没见过世面,比较没有组织纪律性……”冯九能拿起话筒,准备讽刺杨明一番,虽然他打不过杨明,但是占些口舌便宜还是没有问题的。 „Yes, some players also find the person to replace the competition unexpectedly, did not have well-mannered!” “是啊,有些选手居然还找人代替比赛,太没有规矩了！” „, Any thing, oneself are not good, but also finds the person to replace!” “就是啊,什么东西,自己不行,还找人代替！” „It is not good before the girlfriend, must find the person to replace Ah?” “是不是在女朋友面前不行了,也要找人代替啊？” „Ha Ha Ha Ha, too has not organized sense of discipline, even if asked the person to replace the competition, you also did reveal under one? However actually does not know where hid went, to be how same as j8, all day long hid is not daring to see the person?” “哈哈哈哈,太没有组织纪律性了,就算请人代替比赛,你也露一下面吧？但是却不知道藏到哪里去了,怎么和j8一样,成天藏着不敢见人？” „Before Hah?” Feng Jiuneng , the person who wants to say is Yang Ming, said that Yang Ming has not organized the sense of discipline, comes to power to grab the microphone of director, what has not actually thought that the following schoolmate continued his all of a sudden, has aimed at Fan Jinzhe the spear point! “嘎？”冯九能之前想说的人是杨明,说杨明没有组织纪律性,一上台就抢主持人的话筒,但是却没想到的是,下面的同学一下子接过了他的话茬,把矛头对准了范金哲！ This made Feng Jiuneng suddenly not know not to know what to do, he cannot say following schoolmate's words that Fan Jinzhe hasn't organized the sense of discipline? He is the Fan Jinzhe little brother, said that this saying doesn't look to punch? 这让冯九能一时间不知道如何是好了,他总不能顺着同学的话说,范金哲没有组织纪律性吧？他可是范金哲的小弟啊,说这话不是找揍么？ But if did not say, how round beforehand topic? 可是要是不说的话,怎么圆了之前的话题呢？ „...... That, although some schoolmates organize the sense of discipline to be worse, but our is the amateur competition, organizing the sense of discipline to be worse, on the contrary can increase some pleasure of competition, does not make the competition dull!” Feng Jiuneng responded also quickly, laughed, then said. “呃……那个,虽然有些同学组织纪律性差一些,不过我们这是业余的比赛么,组织纪律性差一些,反倒是可以增添一些比赛的乐趣,不使得比赛枯燥无味！”冯九能反应也很快,哈哈一笑,然后说道。 „Cut......” the following schoolmate to exude the sobbing sound immediately, making Feng Jiuneng somewhat afraid, but his face was thick-skinned, does not care. “切……”下面的同学顿时发出了唏嘘声,让冯九能有些心虚,不过他脸皮厚啊,不在乎了。 But, when Feng Jiuneng wants to say anything again, the microphone in hand by Yang Ming again is actually overtaken! 可是,就在冯九能想要再说什么的时候,手中的话筒却被杨明一把给再次抢了过去！ „You...... Do you want to do?” Feng Jiuneng had a scare, immediately interrogated Yang Ming said. “你……你要干什么？”冯九能吓了一大跳,顿时质问杨明道。 „, I, for does not make the competition dull, increases some pleasure to the competition!” Yang Ming negligent saying, then under the schoolmate to stage said: „Everybody said I said is right?” “哦,我为了不使得比赛枯燥无味,给比赛增添一些乐趣嘛！”杨明大咧咧的说道,然后对台下的同学道:“大家说我说的对不对？” „Right, was too right!” “对,太对了！” „Ha Ha Ha Ha, Feng Jiuneng greatly silly. Compels!” “哈哈哈哈,冯九能个大傻.逼！” „Yes, everybody also increases the atmosphere, do we punch him one?” “是啊,大家也增加一下气氛吧,我们揍他一顿吧？” „Ha Ha Ha Ha!” “哈哈哈哈！” „Peaceful, everybody is peaceful, be please peaceful!” In the Feng Jiuneng hand does not have microphone, some are unable to control the atmosphere on the stage, immediately anxious whole head sweat. “安静,大家安静,请安静一下！”冯九能手中没有麦克风,在台上有些无法控制气氛了,顿时急的满头大汗。 „Grass, nine energies, your this fool, grabs the microphone and that's the end!” Feng Sibiao somewhat was unable to continue watching, stared Feng Jiuneng one, thought that he so vexed aggrievedly? “草,九能,你这个笨蛋,把话筒抢回来就是了！”冯四彪有些看不下去了,瞪了冯九能一眼,觉得他怎么如此窝囊憋屈呢？ „I...... I......” Feng Jiuneng looked at Yang Ming, looked at Feng Sibiao, he does not dare, his where dares to grab the microphone in Yang Ming hand, doesn't that look to punch? “我……我……”冯九能看了一眼杨明,又看了看冯四彪,他不敢啊,他哪里敢去抢杨明手中的话筒,那不是找揍么？ „Your what you?” Feng Sibiao thought that this Feng Jiuneng too vexed, any gadget Ah! got angry: „Hasn't snatched? Wants me to begin?” “你什么你？”冯四彪觉得这冯九能太窝囊了吧,什么玩意儿啊！怒道:“还不去抢过来？难道要我动手么？” „I do not dare...... Uncle, I am not the Yang Ming's match, I feared that takes a beating Ah?” Feng Jiuneng somewhat afraid saying. “我不敢啊……叔,我不是杨明的对手啊,我怕挨揍啊？”冯九能有些心虚的说道。 „Useless thing! Looks my!” Feng Sibiao stared his one eyes, saying of expecting too much. “没用的东西！看我的！”冯四彪瞪了他一眼,恨铁不成钢的说道。 „Good, Uncle, on you!” Feng Jiuneng was happy immediately, has Feng Sibiao for him over, what did he also fear? “好的,叔,那你上！”冯九能立刻高兴了起来,有冯四彪替他出头,那他还怕什么了？ Yang Ming in somewhat funny, originally this Feng Sibiao that the one side looks is the Feng Jiuneng uncle Ah? two people are both surnamed Feng, has the possibility actually very much. Originally this Feng Jiuneng gave to move on the relatives of his family|home. 杨明在一旁看的有些好笑,原来这冯四彪是冯九能的叔叔啊？两个人都姓冯,倒是很有可能的。原来这冯九能就他家的亲戚都给搬过来了。 Feng Sibiao in big strides walks to Yang Ming, rashly puts out a hand, must seize the microphone in Yang Ming hand. 冯四彪大踏步的向杨明走过来,不由分说的一把伸出手来,就要夺掉杨明手中的话筒。 „Do you want to grab my microphone?” Yang Ming has sneered, looks at Feng Sibiao. “你想要抢我的话筒？”杨明冷笑了一声,看着冯四彪。 Feng Sibiao did not speak, seemed simply has not paid attention to Yang Ming, put out a hand to seize his microphone directly, but at this time, Yang Ming suddenly dropped, Feng Sibiao happen to wants vigorous gave to rob the microphone, but has not actually thought that Yang Ming will drop at this time, he also thinks that Yang Ming can fight for with him! 冯四彪也不说话,好似根本没有将杨明放在眼里,直接伸手去夺他的话筒,不过就在这个时候,杨明猛然间一放手,冯四彪正好想大力的将话筒给抢走,但是却没有想到杨明会在这个时候放手,他还以为杨明会和他争抢一下呢！ He wants to demonstrate with the aid of this opportunity his strength, is a contest in secret, therefore Feng Sibiao could be said as with fully the strength, finally Yang Ming light dropping, Feng Sibiao did not have the point of application, after the microphone succeeded in obtaining, to draw back two inadequate big fart to squat all of a sudden to fall suddenly backward on the ground, was good responds quickly because of him, in soon fell on the ground, held Feng Jiuneng suddenly, otherwise also really threw down. 他本想借助这个机会显示一下自己的力气,也算是个暗中的较量,所以冯四彪可以说是用足了力气,结果杨明轻飘飘的一放手,冯四彪一下子没有了着力点,话筒到手之后猛然向后退了两步差点儿一个大屁蹲摔在地上,好在他反应快,在快要摔在地上的时候,猛然的扶了一下冯九能,不然的话还真的摔倒了。 „Ha!” The student under stage exuded the laughter to come immediately, this was also too funny, everybody thought that the incomparable funniness, this Feng Sibiao wanted to show he had the multi- abilities, finally did not have the demonstration to understand that others Yang Ming radically not with the meaning that he fought, let go, did you make a boner? “哈哈哈哈哈！”台下的学生顿时发出了哄笑声来,这一幕也太逗了,大家都觉得无比的好笑,这冯四彪想要显示他自己有多能耐,结果没有显示明白,人家杨明根本就没有和他争抢的意思,一松手,你就出丑了吧？
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