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#1651: The laughter is lingering on faintly

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Chapter 1651 laughter is lingering on faintly 第1651章笑声不绝于耳 According to Zhang Kaiyuan original planning, everybody should shout own name at this time loudly, then in this cheers, get on the stage to go, the draft that will write read, that was lordly, was cool! 按照张开远本来的算计,这时候大家应该大声叫着自己的名字的,然后自己在这一片欢呼声中,走上台去,将自己写好的讲演稿读出来,那多么气派,多么帅呆！ But humans affair difficult material. Jing Xiaolu has substituted itself obviously, became in everybody mouth was calling that person, Zhang Kaiyuan deeply inspired, sees the schoolmate on the scene, in his heart was very clear, in these people, there are few people are the subconscious speaking thoughtlessly sincerity called the Jing Xiaolu name, in person but who these echoed, definitely had is intentionally! 可是世事难料。荆小璐显然替代了自己,成为了大家口中叫着的那个人,张开远深吸了一口气,看着在场的同学,他心里面很清楚,这些人中,有一部分人是下意识的随口真心的喊出了荆小璐的名字,但是那些跟着附和的人中,绝对有很多都是故意的！ Everybody knows that this time fellow student association is arranges to conduct, moreover beforehand and other schoolmates do not know that Jing Xiaolu became Chairman Mingyang Entertainment this matter, therefore before this activity arrangement, simply does not have the Jing Xiaolu anything matter, the person who in the master fish-fry mouth refers to possibly is not Jing Xiaolu. 大家都知道这一次的同学会是自己安排举办的,而且事先自己和其他同学都不知道荆小璐已经成为名扬娱乐董事长这件事,所以这次的活动安排之前,根本没有荆小璐什么事儿,司仪鱼仔口中所指的人也不可能是荆小璐。 However everybody was calling the Jing Xiaolu name, didn't this give itself embarrassedly? Suddenly, Zhang Kaiyuan somewhat was unable to back down! Indeed, he does not know that at this moment should make anything to be good, he stands the interruption master, finished this content that comes to power to speak is not, does not stand is not, cannot go to the stage to continue to speak! 但是大家偏偏都叫着荆小璐的名字,这不是给自己难堪么？一时间,张开远有些骑虎难下了！的确,他根本不知道此刻应该做什么才好,他站出来打断司仪,结束这个上台演讲的内容也不是,不站出来也不是,更不能自己去台上继续演讲！ Actually, feeling helpless besides Zhang Kaiyuan, Jing Xiaolu. 其实,不知所措的除了张开远之外,还有荆小璐。 Originally, Jing Xiaolu has not cared about the words that master fish-fry spoke, she thinks that comes to power to speak such matter beforehand to arrange, is impossible to have oneself anything matter. But in fact, the truth of matter was also so, the schoolmate who however did not understand the true situation cried out the Jing Xiaolu name, what was more annoying, these guessed correctly the truth schoolmate also to play a dirty trick to echo. 本来,荆小璐没怎么在意那个司仪鱼仔说的话,她认为上台演讲这样的事情都是事先安排好的,根本不可能有自己什么事情。而事实上,事情的真相也是如此,但是不明真相的同学却率先的叫起了荆小璐的名字,更可气的是,那些猜出了真相的同学也都使坏跟着附和起来。 However in Jing Xiaolu slightly one surprised, Jing Xiaolu also guessed correctly the general truth of matter, in the heart somewhat cannot help but funny. 不过在荆小璐微微一愕之下,荆小璐也猜出了事情的大概真相,心中不由得有些好笑。 „Hello, everybody asked you to come to power!” Yang Ming also guessed correctly the whole story of matter, some teasing said to Jing Xiaolu. “喂,大家都叫你上台呢！”杨明也猜出了事情的原委,有些调侃的对荆小璐说道。 „Arranges, should be Zhang Kaiyuan?” Jing Xiaolu said with a smile: „Do I come up what's the matter? Also I have not prepared......” “安排好的,应该是张开远吧？”荆小璐笑道:“我上去算怎么回事儿？再说我也没准备……” All schoolmates loudly were shouting the Jing Xiaolu name time, the director fish-fry actually continued saying: „It seems like everybody's call is very high! Then such as everybody hopes, making in your mind most have that person of achievement to come to power to deliver several words for our meeting beginnings, invited class and grade annual success highest Schoolmate Zhang Kaiyuan comes to stage!” 正在所有的同学都大呼荆小璐的名字的时候,主持人鱼仔却继续说道:“看来大家的呼声都挺高呀！那么就如大家所愿,让你们心目中最有成就的那个人上台来为我们的聚会开场讲几句话,有请班级年度成就最高者张开远同学上台！” The director fish-fry according to rehearses the good lines completely beforehand, but has saying that his a little silly bubble, has not heard is not the Zhang Kaiyuan name that the schoolmates under stage called, but was Jing Xiaolu. 主持人鱼仔完全是按照事先排练好的台词进行的,不过不得不说他有点儿傻泡,根本没听到台下的同学们叫的不是张开远的名字而是荆小璐。 The words said that this fish-fry is the network writer, but the book that because actually writes threw the street to change professions to be the master very much, therefore was a novice, has not experienced similar situation not to pay attention, will therefore continue according to the arrangement of lines, calling Zhang Kaiyuan to come to power. 话说这鱼仔原来是个网络写手,不过却因为写出来的书很扑街就改行做司仪了,所以是个新手,没有经历过类似的情形也没有注意,所以才会继续按照台词的安排,叫张开远上台来。 The words of fish-fry, let the audience fell into a silence silly, the people look at the director fish-fry immediately, some do not know that should say well any...... Let Zhang Kaiyuan come to power? 鱼仔的话,顿时让全场陷入了一片寂静,众人都傻傻的看着主持人鱼仔,有些不知道该说什么好了……让张开远上台？ Jing Xiaolu has not thought anything actually, she has not been thinking must come to power, whom therefore the director makes come to power not to matter, she does not have other any ideas. 荆小璐倒是没觉得什么,她自己本来也没想着要上台,所以主持人让谁上台都无所谓,她也没有什么其他的想法。 However, Zhang Kaiyuan is different, Zhang Kaiyuan this time awkwardly can be said as in the extreme! Under this situation, director also called own name, wasn't this slap in the face? Simply is slapping the face Ah! of red fruits 但是,张开远就不一样了,张开远这个时候的尴尬可以说是无以复加的！在这个情况之下,主持人还叫自己的名字,这不是打脸么？简直是红果果的打脸啊！ Zhang Kaiyuan is shameless, sits on seat like sitting on the stove, only thought that sits is not the station is not. Now comes to power, isn't equal to bringing upon oneself dull? Now does not come to power, is that what's the matter? 张开远老脸通红,坐在座位上有如坐在火炉上,只觉得坐也不是站也不是。现在上台,不是等于自找没趣儿么？现在不上台,那又算是怎么回事儿呢？ Looks at the following audience silencing, director fish-fry has not realized the accident sentiment, saw Zhang Kaiyuan not according to beforehand rehearsal such comes to power, somewhat was immediately anxious, but also thinks that is everybody has not applauded some awkward silences, therefore Zhang Kaiyuan thought that does not have the face, therefore said: „Asked everybody applause to be invited, this year 39 middle school 02 six classes most had achievement Kaiyuan trading company general manager Zhang Kaiyuan to come to power!” 看着下面全场静寂,主持人鱼仔还没有意识到出了什么事情,看到张开远并没有按照事先排练的那样上台来,顿时有些急了,还以为是大家没有鼓掌有些冷场,所以张开远觉得没有面子呢,于是说道:“请大家掌声有请,本年度39中学02界六班最有成就者开远贸易公司总经理张开远上台！” Then, he had applauded. 说完,他率先的鼓起掌了来。 „Bang......” under does not know that is lead that who takes, finally could not bear yacket, immediately, the increasing number of people have smiled together, then some people took the lead to applaud, the laughter and applause were lingering on faintly, if did not know also thinks that on the stage was performing any splendid crosstalk sketch! “轰……”下面不知道是谁带的头,终于忍不住哄堂大笑了起来,随即,越来越多的人一起笑了起来,然后有人带头鼓起了掌,笑声和掌声不绝于耳,要是不知道的还以为台上正表演什么精彩的相声小品呢！ This sudden strange response makes the director fish-fry immediately somewhat bewildered, heart these people applaud applaud, what Ah? own management but also smiles, is so funny? 这突如其来的古怪反应让主持人鱼仔顿时有些莫名其妙,心道这些人鼓掌就鼓掌呗,还笑什么啊？自己的主持,有那么好笑么？ It seems like that oneself have to work as the potential of star comedian, later the profession of this master could not mix, changed professions to be the crosstalk actor to be also good again! 看来,自己有当笑星的潜质啊,以后这司仪的行业混不下去了,再改行做相声演员也是不错的！ Zhang Kaiyuan has not thought that this fish-fry called one time not to be good, continued to call the second time, but also made the person applaud! This „” the applause looks like the palm of the hand same pats on the face of Zhang Kaiyuan makes him shameful. 张开远没想到这鱼仔叫了一次不行,又继续叫第二次,还让人鼓掌！这“啪啪”的掌声就像是巴掌一样拍在张开远的脸上让他无地自容。 Saw Zhang Kaiyuan still not to come to power, has not known what's the matter the fish-fry started talking, he thinks the own humorous cell was sufficient, has brought under the stage the intermittent laughter of people, [say / way] that therefore still thought oneself infallible: „It seems like our achievement highest also very shyly Ah! still holds the pipa partly to obstruct the surface, everybody's applause is not very powerful, everybody can be more powerful!” 见张开远仍然没有上台来,还不知道怎么回事儿的鱼仔又开口说话了,他自认为自己幽默细胞充足,引来了台下众人的阵阵笑声,于是仍然自以为是的道:“看来我们的成就最高者还很扭捏啊！犹抱琵琶半遮面,大家的掌声还不够给力啊,大家可以再给力一些！” „Whish......” the voice of support person fish-fry just fell, the applause under stage once more warm, but, does not know that which schoolmate plays a dirty trick, cried out the Jing Xiaolu name again loudly: „Jing Xiaolu! Jing Xiaolu!” “哗……”支持人鱼仔的话音刚落,台下的掌声就再次热烈了起来,不过,不知道哪个同学使坏,再次大声叫起了荆小璐的名字:“荆小璐！荆小璐！” „Ha Ha Ha Ha......” the laughter under stage transmits once more, then some people started to echo: „Jing Xiaolu! Jing Xiaolu” “哈哈哈哈……”台下的笑声再次传来,然后就有人开始附和了:“荆小璐！荆小璐” The Zhang Kaiyuan complexion was worse, in the heart scolded the fish-fry 100, but does not have any means that he has decided that the one cent reward cannot give that fish-fry! 张开远的脸色更差了,心中骂了鱼仔100遍,但是却丝毫没有任何办法,他决定了,一分钱报酬都不能给那个鱼仔！ This, under the stage called „Jing Xiaolu” the sound director fish-fry was listens finally clearly, the onstage servant shouted „Jing Xiaolu” time, he was not has not heard, but did not have cares, at this time heard also some people to shout „Jing Xiaolu” name, at this time somewhat recovered, called the wrong person? 这回,台下叫“荆小璐”的声音主持人鱼仔终于算是听清楚了,之前台下人喊“荆小璐”的时候,他并不是一点儿都没听见,只是没太在意罢了,这个时候听到又有人喊“荆小璐”的名字,这时候才有些回过神来,难道自己叫错人了？ The person who at this moment comes to power should be Jing Xiaolu, but isn't Zhang Kaiyuan? 此刻上台的人应该是荆小璐,而不是张开远？ Thinks of here, the director fish-fry was startled immediately cold sweat, will not be will make the experience of master to be too few, but the name made a mistake to the person? Saw the person under stage so resoundingly was calling „Jing Xiaolu” name, the director fish-fry more wants more to have the possibility, hurried to pull out to prepare the good lines record from the pocket to read beforehand. 想到这里,主持人鱼仔顿时惊出了一头的冷汗来,不会是自己做司仪的经验太少,而给人名字搞错了吧？看到台下的人如此高亢的叫着“荆小璐”的名字,主持人鱼仔越想越是有可能,赶紧从口袋里掏出了事先准备好的台词记录翻看了起来。 When director fish-fry clear saw that what this lines record to write is „Zhang Kaiyuan” but the name is not „Jing Xiaolu” the name, somewhat had doubts immediately, oneself have not called the wrong name, how these many people was calling „Jing Xiaolu” there the name? 当主持人鱼仔清清楚楚的看到这台词记录上写的是“张开远”的名字而不是“荆小璐”的名字,顿时有些疑惑了,自己也没叫错名字啊,怎么这么多人在那里叫着“荆小璐”的名字呢？ This what's the matter? 这到底是怎么回事儿呢？ Looked at these people under stand, the director fish-fry has touched own hair, then said: „Did everybody call the wrong name? I thought that in the class and grade should the achievement highest person, be Schoolmate Zhang Kaiyuan?” 看了看台下的这些人,主持人鱼仔摸了摸自己的头发,然后道:“大家是不是叫错名字了呢？我觉得,班级里成就最高的人,应该是张开远同学吧？” „Ha Ha Ha Ha......” the fish-fry voice of director just fell once more brings in following schoolmate's one to laugh wildly, even some people smiled the tears to flow. “哈哈哈哈……”主持人的鱼仔话音刚落就再次引来了下面同学的一阵狂笑,甚至有的人笑得眼泪都要流出来了。 „What does everybody smile?” Director fish-fry somewhat shyly lowered the head: Program that „others host, is so funny? I was really am honored!” “大家笑什么呢？”主持人鱼仔有些扭捏的低下头去:“人家主持的节目,有这么好笑么？我真是太荣幸了呢！” „Ha Ha Ha Ha......” the schoolmate under stage smiled happier. “哈哈哈哈……”台下的同学笑得更欢了。 The director fish-fry heart said that he has the management talent Ah! this atmosphere really by oneself actively, arrived at an extreme, besides oneself, but also who has such big charm? Was proud simply too! 主持人鱼仔心道,自己真是有主持天赋啊！这现场的气氛被自己活跃的,都到了一个极点了,除了自己以外,还有谁有这么大的魅力呢？简直太自豪了！ „Everybody smiles to turn over to smile, but, should ask Schoolmate Zhang Kaiyuan to come to power for us now to deliver several words?” Saying of some director fish-fry narcissism: „Everybody, since such is willing to watch my program, then can support frequently!” “大家笑归笑,不过,现在是不是该请张开远同学上台为我们讲几句话了呢？”主持人鱼仔有些自恋的说道:“大家既然这么愿意看我的节目,那么可以经常来捧场嘛！” „Ha Ha Ha Ha......” the laughter under stage is still lingering on faintly. “哈哈哈哈……”台下的笑声依然是不绝于耳。
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