Chapter 1283 nearly smiles 第1283章差点儿笑死 The Yang Xin disposition is that type ten particularly, has not gotten to the carnival entrance, doubling with laughter that smiles, nearly faints, Wu Yunsheng is also suppressing the happy expression, is supporting by the arm Yang Xin. 杨欣的性格属于那种十分外向的,没走到嘉年华门口的,就笑的前仰后合,差点儿背过气去,吴云生也是强憋着笑意,搀扶着杨欣。 Sun Jie also cannot help smiling, the eye smiled the crescent moon shape, pursed the lips to look at Yang Ming: „Didn't you flaunt hero?” 孙洁也是忍俊不禁,眼睛都笑成了月牙状,抿嘴看了杨明:“你就不是逞英雄了？” „What hero I flaunt, I save oneself wife and elder sister, this is not perfectly justified, has not saved others to go!” Yang Ming let go innocent saying. “我逞个哪门子英雄啊,我救自己老婆和姐姐,这不是天经地义的么,又没有救别人去！”杨明摊了摊手无辜的说道。 „You also look for that any pilot,” Sun Jie said: „You have saved us, walked was good, why also to tell the truth of these person of matters?” “那你还将那个什么机师找来,”孙洁道:“你救了我们,就走了好了,干嘛还告诉那些人事情的真相？” „Looked that two fellows owe to punch.” Yang Ming shrugs to say with a smile: „Who makes these two fellow hearts not positive?” “看那两个家伙欠揍而已。”杨明耸了耸肩笑道:“谁让这两个家伙心地不正？” „When the time comes do not annoy troublesome, making them retaliate you.” The Sun Jie reminder said. “到时候别惹了麻烦,让他们报复你。”孙洁提醒道。 „I also fear the retaliation......” Yang Ming contemptuous smiling of: „These two people are also far from the match, said again, the louse are many were not itchy, along with them then, to retaliate, I also welcome, feared that they go for wool and come back shorn.” “我还怕报复么……”杨明轻蔑的笑了笑:“这两个人还谈不上对手,再说了,虱子多了不痒,随他们便吧,要是真想来报复,我也欢迎,就怕他们偷鸡不成蚀把米。” Sun Jie knows what Yang Ming said is truth, the Yang Ming's matches are the terrifying public figure of Secret Boss that rank, like Qian Tangjiang and Yu Tianzhu this small fish small shrimp, Yang Ming also really looks does not glance. 孙洁知道杨明说的是实话,杨明的对手都是幕后老板那种级别的恐怖人士,像钱堂江、余天助这种小鱼小虾,杨明还真看不上眼。 Four people left the carnival, but also keeps laughing, particularly Yang Xin, smelled the laughing gas to be the same probably, must faint, Wu Yunsheng that smiled resigned-looking was holding Yang Xin, although this matter was funny, but everybody smiled has also smiled, this Yang Xin was still actually smiling. 四人出了嘉年华,还笑个不停,尤其是杨欣,好像闻到了笑气一样,笑的都要背过气去,吴云生一脸无奈的扶着杨欣,这事儿虽然好笑,不过大家笑也笑过了,这杨欣却还在笑。 „Little Xin, do not smile, smiled to smile...... Sun Jie also somewhat to think again” improper, held the body of Yang Xin, shook shaking. “小欣,别笑了,再笑就笑死了……”孙洁也有些觉得不妥了,抓住杨欣的身子,晃了晃。 Listened to a Sun Jie such saying, Wu Yunsheng was also anxious, he had also heard the person who smiled, it is said came across an incomparably funny matter, just started to smile, afterward was the mechanicalness inertia has smiled, controlled radically, the final result was fainting that smiled dies. 听孙洁这么一说,吴云生也急了,他也听说过笑死的人,据说遇到一件无比好笑的事情,刚开始是真的在笑,后来就是机械性的惯性笑了,根本就不由自己控制,最终的结果就是笑的背过气去而死。 „I come to see.” Yang Ming hear of Sun Jie such saying, attached great importance, because Yang Xin indeed is smiles was too long, and has been smiling, afterward had not spoken. “我来看看。”杨明听孙洁这么一说,也重视了起来,因为杨欣的确是笑的太久了,而且一直在笑,后来都没有说话。 „Will you look?” Some Sun Jie doubts. “你会看？”孙洁有些疑惑。 However Yang Ming has not answered the Sun Jie issue, but with drew out the face of Yang Xin hand-held, opened her eye to look with another hand, then frowned. 不过杨明没有回答孙洁的问题,而是用手扶起了杨欣的脸,用另一只手翻开她的眼睛看了看,然后就皱起了眉头。 Really Yang Xin should be mechanicalness at this moment in smiling, in her eye did not have is frightened, this that the happy expression has displaced explained that she does not want to smile, but does not have any means that the body was not controlled. 果然杨欣此刻应该是机械性的在笑了,她的眼中已经没有了笑意取而代之的则是恐惧,这就说明她本身不想笑,但是却没有任何办法,身体不受到控制。 Yang Ming hesitant, reached the Yang Xin skirt to suspend under the hand, by the perineum hole, can stop the acupuncture point that smiled, the acupuncture point of this type of side door, has not recorded in the Chinese medicine book, but Fang Tian has actually taught Yang Ming. 杨明犹豫了一下,还是将手伸向了杨欣的裙摆之下,在会阴穴旁边,有一个可以止笑的穴道,这种偏门的穴道,在中医书上都没有记载,不过方天却教过杨明。 At that time Fang Tian once lifted one to smile the example of hole, when disciplinary punishment others, can click on the opposite party smiling hole, making the opposite party laugh dies incessantly, naturally this also had Xie Xue the means that therefore the Yang Ming's impression was quite profound. 当时方天曾举了一个笑穴的例子,在惩戒别人的时候,可以点击对方的笑穴,让对方大笑不止而死,当然这也有解穴的办法,所以杨明的印象比较深刻。 „Ah?” sees Yang Ming to touch the Yang Xin skirt bottom, but also has extended the hand, Wu Yunsheng in great surprise, but in his opinion, Yang Ming radically is not that type takes advantage of somebody to occupy others cheap person Ah! “啊？”见杨明去摸杨欣的裙底,还将手伸了进去,吴云生大惊,不过在他看来,杨明根本也不是那种趁人之危占别人便宜的人啊！ Therefore, although Wu Yunsheng to the Yang Ming's behavior startled and anger, but has not actually manifested suddenly, because he believes that Yang Ming impossible while Yang Xin this appearance time occupies her to be cheap, must profit, before was holding Yang Xin from the jet coaster time, that was the exceedingly good opportunity of profiting, Yang Ming has not gone to occupy, let alone now? 所以,吴云生虽然对杨明的行为又惊又怒,但是却也没有发作,因为他坚信,杨明不可能趁着杨欣这个样子的时候占她便宜,要占便宜,之前抱着杨欣从云霄飞车上下来的时候,那可是占便宜的绝好时机,杨明都没有去占,更何况现在呢？ Although Sun Jie knows Yang Ming this person of very unfaithful, whose small advantage but absolutely is impossible to occupy, he occupies himself frequently cheaply, the Sun Jie nature is clear, but establishes, in they had under the premise of that relations. 孙洁虽然知道杨明这人挺花心的,但是也绝对不可能谁的便宜都占,他经常占自己便宜,孙洁自然清楚,不过是建立在两人有了那种关系的前提之下。 Now Yang Xin is his adopted elder sister, does he also dare to profit at will? Although...... That Xiao Qing is also the Yang Ming's adopted elder sister, but both nature is different. 现在杨欣是他的干姐姐,他也敢随意去占便宜？虽说……那个肖晴也是杨明的干姐姐,不过两者性质却是不同的。 Yang Ming had found the Yang Xin acupuncture point, starts the massage to massage...... Thinks including Yang Ming somewhat blushes, this position...... With the Yang Xin private place extremely in the short distance, oneself such rubbed, unavoidably will make the person misunderstand anything. 杨明找到了杨欣的穴道,开始推拿按摩起来……连杨明自己都觉得有些脸红,这位置……和杨欣的私密处太过于近距离了,自己这么揉来揉去,难免会让人误会什么。 However has done this step, Yang Ming must naturally brace oneself to continue, is good does not smile because of quick Yang Xin, in gulps breathed heavily the thick air/Qi. 不过已经做了这一步,杨明自然也得硬着头皮继续下去,好在很快杨欣就不笑了,大口大口的喘起了粗气。 Yang Ming loosens the hand, said to Wu Yunsheng: „Holds near on the Yang Xin elder sister way bench to rest.” 杨明松开手,对吴云生道:“扶着杨欣姐去路边的长椅上休息一下吧。” Until at this moment, Sun Jie and Wu Yunsheng know that Yang Ming is saving others, but do not take the Yang Xin advantage, thinks before , somewhat misunderstands him, somewhat cannot help but ashamed. 直到此刻,孙洁和吴云生才知道,杨明真的是在救人,而不是要去占杨欣的便宜,想到之前还有些误会他,不由得有些惭愧。 „How do you resemble the appearance of what metropolis?” Sun Jie more and more somewhat could not understand Yang Ming, beforehand Yang Ming, regarding Sun Jie, she thinks that he understood Yang Ming very much. However now, actually completely is not such a matter. “你怎么好像什么都会的样子？”孙洁越来越有些看不懂杨明了,之前的杨明,对于孙洁来说,她认为自己很了解杨明。但是现在,却完全不是这么回事儿。 „Said, my matter are too many you not to know that all said that must very long...... Somewhat does not record including me clear.” Yang Ming smiled to say. Feeling that this letting Sun Jie worships, in the Yang Ming heart is very refreshed, including Sun Jie this capable women to tight that oneself admire, this is also a very proud matter. “都说了,我身上的事情太多你不知道的,全都说出来,也要很久……连我自己都有些记不清。”杨明笑了笑说道。这种让孙洁崇拜的感觉,杨明心中很是爽快,连孙洁这个女强人都对自己佩服的紧,这也是很自豪的一件事。 Holds Yang Xin to sit on the bench of roadside, Yang Xin breathed heavily has met the childishness, reluctantly said: „I am quite laborious, has not nearly gasped for breath, cannot control itself!” 扶着杨欣坐在路边的长椅上,杨欣喘了会儿气,才勉强说道:“我好辛苦,差点儿喘不过气,都控制不住自己！” „The Yang Xin elder sister, had to offend a moment ago, really embarrassed......” Yang Ming sees Yang Xin to recover consciousness, relaxed, said hastily. “杨欣姐,刚才多有得罪了,实在不好意思……”杨明见杨欣缓过来,也松了一口气,连忙说道。 Yang Xin actually beckoned with the hand, although she is laughing, but also has the consciousness and thought that naturally knows that Yang Ming is saving her! Why although just started also some panic-stricken Yang Ming such to do, under the Yang Ming's massage, oneself is more comfortable, she knows that Yang Ming is good for her: „Yang Ming, you have saved me twice, I have not thanked you, you have anything to offend!” 杨欣却摆了摆手,她虽然在大笑,不过却也有知觉和思想的,当然知道杨明是在救她！虽然刚开始也有些惊恐杨明为什么这么做,不过在杨明的按摩之下,自己舒服多了,她就知道杨明是为她好:“杨明,你救了我两次,我还没感谢你,你有什么得罪的！” „Yes, Yang Ming, you may do not say!” Wu Yunsheng also somewhat blushes, before he also nearly misunderstood Yang Ming: „You are the Yang Xin younger brother, among us does not need to avoid suspicion, you said that wasn't the outlet?” “是啊,杨明,你可千万不要这么说！”吴云生也有些脸红,之前他也差点儿误会杨明:“你是杨欣的弟弟,咱们之间也不用避嫌的,你这么说不是外道了？” „Is,” the Yang Xin expression finally returned to normal: „Is we strips off the clothes to rest in the same place, that is also normal.” “就是,”杨欣的语气终于恢复了正常:“就是咱俩脱光衣服睡在一起,那也是正常的。” Yang Xin said that actually sees Yang Ming, Sun Jie and astonished of Wu Yunsheng face, responded that this joke a little opened in a big way, was the biological sister and brother, such big was impossible to rest in the same place, therefore ehm evil ways: „Naturally, I casually said that Little Jie will not agree.” 杨欣说完,却见杨明、孙洁、吴云生一脸的惊愕,才反应过来自己这玩笑有点儿开大了,就是亲姐弟,这么大了也不可能睡在一起的,于是哼哈了一下道:“当然,我就随便说说,小洁都不会同意的。” „You die...... Some of my where you said like that?” Sun Jie has pinched Yang Xin, they are laughing. “你去死……我哪有你说的那般？”孙洁掐了杨欣一把,两人嘻嘻哈哈起来。 „Was good, do not smile, a while smiles to go wrong!” Yang Ming somewhat helpless visits them to shake the head. “行了,你们别笑了,一会儿又笑出毛病来！”杨明有些无奈的看着两人摇了摇头。 „All right, laughed at badly you to govern in any case!” Sun Jie indifferent saying. “没事儿,反正笑坏了你会治呀！”孙洁无所谓的说道。 Yang Ming is speechless, shrugs, nearby Wu Yunsheng is also a helplessness of face. Four people also chatted a while, was hungry, therefore went to the parking lot. 杨明无语,耸了耸肩,一旁的吴云生也是一脸的无奈。四人又说笑了一会儿,都饿了,于是去了停车场。 Wu Yunsheng has not driven, they are take a stroll, a just right four people of car(riage), boarded the Yang Ming's vehicle. 吴云生没开车,两人是溜达过来的,正好四人一辆车,都上了杨明的车子。 „Which goes to eat?” Yang Ming started the vehicle to ask. “去哪儿吃？”杨明发动了车子问道。 „Also goes to that Six Flavors House.” Sun Jie thinks saying: „I from previous time to the present, again have not gone!” “还去那个六味居吧。”孙洁想了想说道:“我从上次到现在,就没有再去过！” „Ok, I for a long time!” Yang Xin nodded to praise to become enlightened: „We go to there!” “行呀,我也好久都没去了！”杨欣点了点头赞成道:“那我们就去那里！” Wu Yunsheng naturally cannot oppose that he was the Yang Xin faithful supporter, Yang Xin said any he listened to anything. 吴云生自然不会反对,他是杨欣的忠实支持者,杨欣说什么他就听什么。 After Yang Ming started the vehicle, thinks that he is not familiar with the terrain, before was Sun Jie drives, but reluctantly where he could not find Six Flavors House, therefore has jumped down the car(riage) and Sun Jie has exchanged a position: „You open.” 杨明发动了车子之后,才想起来他对地形不熟悉,之前是孙洁开车来的,而他也找不到六味居在哪儿,于是无奈的跳下了车和孙洁对换了一个位置:“还是你开吧。” Sun Jie did not pass on responsibilities, has replaced Yang Ming. 孙洁也当仁不让,接替了杨明。 Four people of vehicles just left shortly , an ambulance howled was sailing to the carnival amusement park. 四人的车子刚离开没多久,一辆救护车就呼啸着驶进了嘉年华游乐场。 Qian Tangjiang and Yu Tianzhu hit heavy, lies down on the ground suffers extreme distress, but hit the tourist of person actually to disperse instantly, at this time wanted the person who who discovered is hits, but was difficult. 钱堂江和余天助被打的不轻,躺在地上死去活来,而打人的游客却一哄而散了,这个时候想要找出是谁打的人,可就困难了。 They brought in the ambulance, obviously many place bone fractures, had fainted, such tossed about the pain to awake, barked to kyoodle. 两人被抬进了救护车,显然身上多处地方都骨折了,本来已经晕过去了,这么一折腾又痛醒了,吱哇乱叫。 But that pilot already walked, he does not need to wait for the dismissal, oneself the resignation do not do first, he will go back other company to report tomorrow why here is staying? 而那个机师早就走了,他也不用被等着开除,自己先辞职不干了,他明天就回去别的公司报道,何必在这里呆着？ Qian Tangjiang hates, faces the Yang Ming's ancestor 18 generations to hate at heart, is a hero who plan well rescued beautiful, became the hero is actually ganged up on. 钱堂江恨啊,心里面对杨明的祖宗18代都恨入骨髓,本来是自己好好的策划的一场英雄救美,却成了英雄被群殴。 Around this dropping variance was also too big, thinks of here, cannot bear scold: „Yu Tianzhu, is the stupid idea that you offer! You have a look at the present, our two have become this appearance!” 这前后的落差也太大了,想到这里,忍不住骂道:“余天助,就是你出的馊主意！你看看现在,我们两个成了这副模样！” Yu Tianzhu was also tossed about to awake, the whole body seems by the big iron hammer is pounded generally, the pain is hard to take, his suffering from injustice argument: „Brother Qian, this and I have any relations, is the ghosts who Yang Ming that bastard does!” 余天助也被折腾醒了,浑身好似被大铁锤砸过一般,痛苦难耐,他委屈的辩解道:“钱哥,这和我有什么关系啊,都是杨明那个混蛋搞的鬼！” „Your idea is not good, how can he organically take advantage?” Qian Tangjiang also knows that this matter is Yang Ming does, however own plan had the loophole to be held by others, that was own idea is not good. “要不是你的主意不好,他怎么会有机可趁？”钱堂江也知道这事情是杨明搞出来的,但是自己的计划有漏洞被人家抓住了,那也是自己的主意不好。 Yang Ming this enmity must report, but he must work as the undeserved target of anger with Yu Tianzhu now: „, Hasn't your brain made a turn? Before you have a look at you, what nonsense that spoke? What to be promoted cooperates with us, you are for fear that others do not know that this matter is we do? If you did not say that we can say Yang Ming talked irresponsibly to slander us, but your such saying, we confessed without being pressed!” 杨明这个仇是一定要报的,但是现在他也要拿余天助当出气筒:“还有,你脑筋是不是不转弯？你看看你之前说的什么鬼话？什么为了升职才与我们合作,你是生怕别人不知道这件事情是我们搞出来的？你要是不说,我们可以说杨明是信口开河污蔑我们,但是你这样一说,我们就是不打自招了！” These spoke of Yu Tianzhu sore spot at heart, he was one excited did not select to say on the mouth at that time, said inadvertently all of a sudden, wants to recover also without enough time, therefore Qian Tangjiang scolded him, he did not have the means to refute, only obtained enlightenment: „Sorry, Brother Qian, is I not good......” 这一下说到了余天助心里的痛处,他当时也是一激动就口不择言了,一下子就说漏了嘴,想要补救也来不及了,所以钱堂江骂他,他还真没有办法反驳,只得道:“对不起,钱哥,都是我不好……” „Ok, we were also fellow sufferers!” Hears Yu Tianzhu to admit defeat, Qian Tangjiang did not have the means to continue him again. “算了,我们也是难兄难弟了！”听到余天助服软,钱堂江也没有办法再继续说他。