VPAATP :: Volume #6

#590: It is not funny

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591. is not funny 591.一点儿不好笑 „You said is this Mei ring?” Meng Qingqing has doubts very much, this ring is very valuable, doesn't the opposite party need such dragging in lots of people? From the movements and customs of these people, can know that they are not the life in the China (Huaxia) foreigner. First did not say they come here stalwartly, is only they to have spear/gun this point, they have spent very big strength absolutely! Management of China (Huaxia) to the guns is strict, particularly entering / leaving country time is stricter, does this ring let their such regarding as important really? “你们说的就是这玫戒指？”孟青青很疑惑,这枚戒指就算很值钱,对方也没必要如此的兴师动众吧？从这些人的动作和习惯来看,就可以知道他们并非是生活在华夏的外国人。先不说他们不远万里的来到这里,就单凭他们有枪这一点来看,他们绝对花费了很大的力气！华夏对枪支的管理非常严格,尤其是出入境的时候更加严格,这枚戒指真的让他们如此的看重？ „Good! However I do not need to say these many with you, we request of , why were also wanted this ring as for our secret people, we do not know.” After Tom has switched off the large screen , to continue saying: „Miss Meng, does not know that what your meaning is?” “不错！不过我没必要和你说这么多,我们也只是受人之托,至于我们幕后的人为什么要这枚戒指,那我们也不知道了。”汤姆关掉了大屏幕后继续说道:“孟小姐,不知道你的意思是什么？” „If I don't give you?” Meng Qingqing asked. “如果我不交给你们呢？”孟青青反问道。 „In any case our some are time, indifferent, when you have thought through, told us one.” That does not know foreigner indifferent saying of name. However that expression clearly is if you did not agree, I do not put you to walk! “反正我们有的是时间,无所谓,什么时候你想通了,就告诉我们一声。”那个不知姓名的老外无所谓的说道。但是那表情分明就是如果你不同意,我就不放你走！ „This ring is very for me important, but I do not mean its value, but is its significance, it is I always joins together to buy a gift my betrothal ring, therefore is embarrassed, I am unable to take responsibility it give you!” Now Meng Qingqing thinks is, informs me as soon as possible, because she knows, regardless in any situation, I can save her! “这枚戒指对我来说很重要,但是我并不是说它的价值,而是它的意义,它是我老公送我的订婚戒指,所以不好意思,我无法作主把它给你们！”孟青青现在所想的就是,尽快地通知我,因为她知道,无论什么情况下,我都能救她！ „Hehe, does Miss Meng, you want to call to call the person? Indifferent! You happen to can call your husband to deliver the ring!” Tom pierced the Meng Qingqing intention immediately, but he did not oppose that Meng Qingqing such does, but also has given Meng Qingqing the telephone. “呵呵,孟小姐,你是想打电话叫人吧？无所谓！那你正好可以叫你的丈夫把戒指送过来！”汤姆立刻戳穿了孟青青的意图,不过他一点儿也不反对孟青青这么做,还把电话递给了孟青青。 Meng Qingqing looks at front these two self-poise people, has dialed my telephone. 孟青青看着面前这两个镇定自若的人,拨通了我的电话。 „Hey? Hello, which?” When I noticed what on the cell phone demonstrates is a strange number, I immediately conditioned reflex answered the telephone fast. The cell phone I have taken a moment ago in the hand, I know, if these kidnap Meng Qingqing to have any goal, that definitely will call me! “喂？你好,哪位？”当我看到手机上显示的是个陌生的号码,我立刻条件反射的快速接起了电话。手机刚才我就一直拿在手里,我知道,如果那些绑架孟青青有什么目的,那肯定会打电话给我！ „Husband, is I!” Meng Qingqing tone gentle saying: „I had been seized by two foreigners, but you do not need too to be worried, they are not what kind to me.” “老公,是我！”孟青青语气平缓的说道:“我被两个外国人抓走了,不过你不用太担心,他们并没有对我怎么样。” „Qingqing, is you, what do they have to request?” I have not asked these such as hello/you good, you where and so on idiot issue. Since Meng Qingqing called me, moreover tone slight improper had not shown that she is very at least safe! But if she knows where oneself, will directly certainly tell me, if not know, I asked also white/in vain asked. Therefore I cut into the subject directly, inquired scoundrel's request. Now looks like, since they are not what kind to Meng Qingqing, then must strive for! “青青,是你,他们有什么要求么？”我并没有问那些诸如你好么,你在哪里之类的白痴问题。孟青青既然给我打了电话,而且语气没有丝毫的不妥就证明至少她现在很安全！而她如果知道自己在什么地方,一定会直接告诉我,如果不知道,我问了也是白问。所以我直接切入主题,询问歹徒的要求。现在看来,他们既然没有对孟青青怎么样,那么必是有所求！ „They want that ring to me! Is you give my betrothal ring......” Meng Qingqing to say. “他们向我要那枚戒指！就是你送给我的订婚戒指……”孟青青说道。 „Betrothal ring!?” After I listen, somewhat is perplexed: „Do they want the ring to do?” “订婚戒指！？”我听后有些不明所以:“他们要戒指干什么？” „They had not said that......” the Meng Qingqing words have not said that the telephone was snatched by that foreigner: „Was good, if you two discussed that sentiment some are the time, should say the matter!” “他们没有说……”孟青青的话还没有说完,电话就被那个老外抢了过来:“好了,你们两个要是谈情有的是时间,该说正事儿了！” „Who are you?” Asking of my coldly: „My most hateful, when I and my wife spoke was broken!” “你是谁？”我冷冷的问道:“我最讨厌在我和我老婆说话的时候被人打断！” „My name was Jerry, naturally, the name was only a code name, you can understand that for was the fictitious name. But this truly is my real name! Hehe.” The foreigners think humorous saying. “我叫杰瑞,当然,名字只是个代号,你可以理解为是假名。但这确实是我的真名！呵呵。”老外自以为幽默的说道。 „Quite cold. It is not funny.” My humor to the foreigner believe oneself infallible does not catch cold very much: „Was good, I do not have interest to know that your name really or false, you have seized my woman, for a ring?” “好冷。一点儿都不好笑。”我对外国人这种自以为是的幽默很不感冒:“好了,我没兴趣知道你的名字是真的还是假的,你们抓走了我的女人,就是为了一枚戒指？” „Perhaps yes, you do not believe that but truly is this!” Jerry said. “是的,或许你不信,但是确实是这样！”杰瑞说道。 „Why?” I do not understand that a ring has any extraordinary. Although this ring is unique, but does not need, for it takes risks. “为什么？”我不明白一枚戒指有什么了不起。虽然这枚戒指是独一无二的,但是也没必要让人为了它去铤而走险。 „I do not want to lose the time, Mr. Liu, I know that you is a celebrity, your time is very precious, if you want to see your wife, takes the ring to look for us! In chemical plant boarding house that xx street pools capital, now in the boarding house is my person, you will come naturally some people to lead you to see me! Remember, is your one person comes! Naturally, you can also have person to come or the warning, such we will not assure your wife's safety!” Jerry said the own site without hesitation. “我不想耽误时间,刘先生,我知道你是一位名人,你的时间很宝贵,如果你想见到你的妻子的话,就拿着戒指过来找我们！在xx街一家合资的化工厂招待所,现在招待所里都是我的人,你来了自然会有人带你来见我！记住,是你一个人来！当然,你也可以带人来或者报警,那样我们就不会保证你妻子的安全了！”杰瑞毫不犹豫地说出了自己的所在地。 „Good, I also thought that has the person to be in the way very much, moreover I am also disinclined to report to the police! Relax, I always come and go freely! After one minute, sees!” I have hung up the telephone. This group of people also suffice valiantly, has tied up the person also to dare to say the own place? Is secure or silly B? Naturally, this does not matter, for me is the same. The smart person is silly B, offends my fate is very miserable. “好吧,我也觉得带人来很碍事儿,而且我也懒得报警！放心,我一向独来独往！一分钟以后见！”我挂断了电话。这帮人也够彪悍的了,绑了人还敢说出自己的地点？是有恃无恐还是傻b？当然,这都无所谓,对我来说都是一样的。无论是聪明人还是傻b,得罪我的下场都是很惨的。 „After one minute, sees? Mother, damn, your this joke is not funny!” Jerry looks at the telephone in hand to mumble: „You think that you do wear pants outside fellow underpants?” “一分钟以后见？妈的,该死,你这笑话才一点儿也不好笑！”杰瑞看着手中的电话嘟囔道:“你以为你是把裤衩穿到裤子外面的家伙么？” „Excuse me, I am not interested in such abnormal matter, if you like being able to attempt!” I patted Jerry's shoulder to say. “不好意思,我对这么变态的事情不感兴趣,你如果喜欢可以尝试一下！”我拍了拍杰瑞的肩膀说道。 „Actually I also thought the image of exceeding others in ability a little...... Wait, who you are!” Jerry frightens greatly, stared in a big way the eye inconceivable looks that in me who the side emerged out of thin air. “其实我也觉得超人的形象有点儿……等等,你是谁！”杰瑞大吓,瞪大了眼睛不可思议的看着在身边凭空出现的我。 „How you come in!” Tom is the same with Jerry's response, he looked at the door subconsciously, sign that has not opened. “你是怎么进来的！”汤姆和杰瑞的反应一样,他下意识的看了看房门,并没有打开的迹象。 The matter is this, after I hang up the telephone, I took the ring, with moves along in the middle arrives at the chemical plant boarding house entrances of xx street Jerry said. Had the exact place, I searched the Meng Qingqing closed/pass room quickly. Then continued Teleport to arrive in the room. 事情是这样的,当我挂断电话之后,我就拿了戒指,用顺间移动来到了杰瑞所说的xx街的化工厂招待所门口。有了确切的地点,我很快就搜索到了孟青青被关的房间。然后继续一个瞬移来到了房间里面。 „One minute as if much said that this several seconds.” I shrug saying: „Excuse me, I have not thought that so will be quick.” “一分钟似乎是多说了,这才几秒钟而已。”我耸了耸肩说道:“不好意思,我也没想到会这么快。” „You...... You...... Who is? Did you already come?” Jerry is pointing at me, somewhat is panic-stricken. As if he does not kidnap the Meng Qingqing person, but I have kidnapped their scoundrels! “你……你……到底是什么人？你早就来了？”杰瑞指着我,有些惊慌失措。似乎他根本就不是绑架孟青青的人,而我才是绑架了他们的歹徒！ „I called Liu Lei, was the Meng Qingqing husband, I think that you are impossible not to know me!” I turn on the wallet, extracted a name card to hand over: „If you did not know that present can know! As for your second issue, you did not think comedy that very you asked? If I already came, telephone where I answered a moment ago?” “我叫刘磊,是孟青青的老公,我想你们不可能会不认识我！”我打开钱包,抽出了一张名片递了过去:“如果你不认识,那现在可以重新认识一下！至于你的第二个问题,你不觉得你问的很搞笑么？我如果早就来了,那我刚才在哪里接的电话？” „Telephone that yes, where you answer?” Jerry's subconscious asking, in the hand actually received me to hand over the past name card! Tom dull visits me. “是啊,你在哪里接的电话？”杰瑞下意识的问道,手上却接过了我递过去的名片！汤姆则是呆呆的看着我。 At this time, Jerry completely lost the calm makings in telephone, remaining felt helpless! Is person's panic to the unknown thing instinct! Only in his present mind, thinks how is I to come in? 这时候,杰瑞已经完全失去了在电话中的沉稳气质,剩下的只是不知所措！是人对未知事物本能的恐慌！他现在脑海中,唯一想的就是我是如何进来的？
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