VPAATP :: Volume #6

#585: The Celebrity chaos fight

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586. The Celebrity chaos fight 586.明星大乱斗 The Su Yingzi hand has been pinching the own slightly waist, a hand is pointing at me, just like is a resentful woman appearance of being a scapegoat! 苏颖姿一直手掐着自己的小蛮腰,一只手指着我,活脱脱的就是一个受气的怨妇模样！ „Who is the big foreign horse? Do you do? Liu comes to see my! Young lady, doesn't your head have the issue? Thinks that the man was insane?” Shirley most hateful others took her are the foreigner say the matter, let alone others scolded her are the big foreign horses! The original foreign woman tall Tiao stature is her pride, how can by the person, when the derogatory term uses! Moreover she thought that since Liu Xiang is my woman, then the Su Yingzi affirmation and my it's nothing related. Where has the coincidence matter such, can three leading ladies of soap opera be a woman of man? Therefore Shirley directly starry eyed one row that the Su Yingzi stroke has wanted to leech on moneybags. “谁是大洋马？你又是干什么的？刘是来看我的！小姐,你脑袋没问题吧？想男人想疯了？”雪莉丝最讨厌别人拿她是洋人说事儿了,更别说别人骂她是大洋马了！本来外国女人高挑的身材是她的骄傲,怎么能被人当贬义词用呢！而且她觉得既然刘香是我的女人,那么苏颖姿肯定和我就没什么关系了。哪有这么巧合的事情,一部电视剧的三个女主角都会是一个男人的女人？所以雪莉丝直接把苏颖姿划到了想傍大款的花痴一列去了。 „You......!” Su Yingzi had not nearly exploded with rage, she has not thought that front this foreign woman harms others so to be unexpectedly smooth in Chinese! Su Yingzi was mad had been muddleheaded, no matter also the own anything image is not vivid, points at Shirley to scold: „Liu Lei is my husband, I think that he, I have thought how! I thought that you do have issue? You think that Liu Lei will like your this foreign immoral woman, he plays you, he not on true liking a prostitute!” “你……！”苏颖姿差点儿没气炸了,她没想到面前这个外国女人用华语损人居然这么流畅！苏颖姿被气昏了头了,也不管自己的什么形象不形象了,指着雪莉丝骂道:“刘磊是我的老公,我想他怎么了,我就想了！我看你才是有问题吧？你以为刘磊会喜欢你这个外国荡妇么,他就是玩玩你而已,他才不会真正的喜欢上一个妓女呢！” Su Yingzi does not know why oneself will be mad such big, before she knows that I have other women, and she has also seen Xia Jing, but eats the small vinegar on the past, which resembles is so irritable today! As the saying goes the colleague is an enemy, it seems like real right, I want possibly to be because they are the big Celebrity reasons. 苏颖姿都不知道自己为什么会生这么大的气,以前她就知道我还有其他的女人,并且她也见到过夏婧,但都只是吃吃小醋就过去了,哪像今天这么火爆啊！俗话说同行是冤家,看来真没错,我想可能就是因为她们都是大明星的缘故。 „You is a prostitute, your young whore! You look at you to grow, wants breast not to have breast, wants the buttocks not to have the buttocks, knows that what is the person stick? You are!” Shirley just looked at one to call " Deer and Cauldron » book couple days ago, gave inside words and expressions with directly. “你才是妓女呢,你个小婊子！你看你长得,要奶子没奶子,要屁股没屁股的,知道什么叫人棍么？你就是！”雪莉丝前几天刚看了一本叫《鹿鼎记》的书,直接把里面的词语给用上了。 Su Yingzi knows certainly that the person stick is any meaning, the so-called person stick is the whole body does not have a little bulge place! The chest of Su Yingzi in the China (Huaxia) woman, has calculated suffices in a big way, this is she frequently is also proud, has not thought that Shirley said unexpectedly oneself are the person stick! The air/Qi her throwing out the chest section, was saying to Shirley: „Snort, my this called symmetrically, which looked like you, breast was big sags!” 苏颖姿当然知道人棍是什么意思,所谓的人棍就是浑身没有一点儿凸起的地方！苏颖姿的胸部在华夏女人中,已经算够大的了,这也是她经常引以为傲的,没想到雪莉丝居然说自己是人棍！气得她挺起了胸部,对着雪莉丝道:“哼,我这叫匀称,哪像你,奶子大得都下垂了！” „Nonsense, you sag! Oh, was right, looks at the appearance of your airport, wants to sag does not have the qualification! Aiya, I spoke incorrectly, you airport are not, are the tank battalion!” Shirley laughs to say. “胡扯,你才下垂呢！哦,对了,看你那飞机场的样子,就是想下垂都没本钱！哎呀,我说错了,你连飞机场都不是,是坦克营！”雪莉丝哈哈大笑道。 Tank battalion? That is not sinks? „, Your foreign country cow, you said that you don't sag, have to plant you to take off the clothes to everybody has a look?!” Su Yingzi breathless calling out. 坦克营？那不是凹进去的么？“靠,你个外国奶牛,你说你不下垂,有种你把衣服脱下来给大家看看？！”苏颖姿气急败坏的叫道。 „Is your also taking off makes everybody be possible that to visit you tank battalion!” Shirley does not show weakness. “那你也脱下来让大家可那看你到底是不是坦克营！”雪莉丝丝毫不示弱。 „You escape first!” Su Yingzi just wants to untie the clothes, but realizes immediately does not suit, nearly got up big of this foreign woman to work as! “你先脱！”苏颖姿刚想解开衣服,不过立刻就意识到不对劲,差点儿上了这个外国娘们的大当了！ „Why I escape first, you escape first!” Shirley is not silly. “凭什么我先脱,你先脱！”雪莉丝也不傻。 „That escapes together!” A Su Yingzi eyeball revolution said. “那一起脱！”苏颖姿眼珠一转说道。 „Good, that two and three...... How don't you escape?” Shirley knows that Su Yingzi does not have peaceful good intention. “好吧,那一、二、三……你怎么不脱？”雪莉丝就知道苏颖姿没安好心。 „You have not escaped!” Su Yingzi saw her not to be swindled, said ill-humoredly. “你不也没脱！”苏颖姿见她没上当,没好气地说道。 „Was right, the husband, you have looked at my there, you and she said, my is the tank battalion?” The Su Yingzi heart has an idea. “对了,老公,你看过我那里,你和她说,我的到底是不是坦克营？”苏颖姿心生一计。 „Liu, you have also grasped my there, you added that a hand cannot hold! You told her quickly, I have not sagged!” Shirley also immediately called out. “刘,你也抓过我那里,你还说一只手都抓不住呢！你快告诉她,我没下垂！”雪莉丝也立刻叫道。 All people on the scene is a chill, is this that noble Hollywood giant and that China (Huaxia) beautiful woman leader? Harms others on the young female juvenile delinquent compared with avenue to be coarse! Owed here not to have what entertainment reporter, otherwise the movie fans in world will want the rebellion tomorrow! 在场的所有人都是一阵恶寒,这就是那位高贵的好莱坞巨星和那位华夏的玉女掌门人么？怎么损起人来比大街上的小太妹还难听啊！亏了这里没有什么娱乐记者,不然明天全球的影迷都要暴动了！ Liu Xiang now finally has ravelled, originally front these two women really have the relations with me! This anything with anything, Liu Xiang saw that I am very awkward in one side not the appearance that is good to interrupt, must brace oneself to go forward to console saying: „Was good, do not quarrel, such husband he will be very awkward!” 刘香现在也终于弄明白了,原来面前这两个女人确实都和我有关系！这都什么跟什么啊,刘香看到我在一旁十分为难又不好插嘴的样子,只得硬着头皮上前劝解道:“好了,你们不要吵了,这样老公他会很为难的！” Su Yingzi already looked at Liu Xiang not to be feeling well, had not arrived to vacate to interrogate her a moment ago, now she delivers but actually! 苏颖姿早就看刘香不爽了,刚才没到出空来质问她,现在她倒送上门来了！ „Young comfort woman who your Japan comes, I have not said you, why you manage him to call the husband!” Su Yingzi has been at half crazy condition. “你个东洋来的小慰安妇,我还没说你呢,你凭什么管他叫老公！”苏颖姿已经处于半疯狂状态。 A Liu Xiang grievance, oneself are mediates a quarrel, has not thought has actually annoyed one is not, she had the favorable impression to Shirley compared with this Su Yingzi, therefore stands the Shirley battleline to come up immediately: „I why? I depend on me and he have gone to bed, how, did you envy? Snort, was not Shirley says you, does your spareribs stature also dare to take to show off?” Liu Xiang was saying, happily has shown the own stature. Japan Little Girl is quite generally precocious, moreover grows is not general good, some are better than the foreigners. 刘香一阵委屈,自己是来劝架的,没想到却惹了一身的不是,本来她就对雪莉丝比这个苏颖姿有好感,所以立刻站到了雪莉丝的阵线上来:“我凭什么？我就凭我和他上过床,怎么了,你嫉妒了？哼,不是雪莉丝说你,你那排骨身材还敢拿出来炫耀？”刘香说着,得意地展现了一下自己的身材。扶桑小妞一般都比较早熟,而且发育的不是一般的好,有的比洋人都好。 Su Yingzi is a moral courage, regretted secretly oneself so are how silly, should treat alone breaks through separately to flatter, how can give to direct itself her and between in war Shirley! Moreover this Japan little girl Chinese also so is unexpectedly good! And „spareribs stature” such good x words and expressions can blurt out including „going to bed”! 苏颖姿又是一阵气节,暗自后悔自己怎么这么傻呢,应该单独对待分头突破才对阿,怎么能把她给引到自己和雪莉丝自己之间的战争里来呢！而且这个扶桑妞华语居然也这么好！连“上床”和“排骨身材”这么牛x的词语都能脱口而出！ Shirley saw that Liu Xiang shared the strategic consensus with oneself is self-satisfied: „Sees not to have, the eye of people are sharp!” 雪莉丝见到刘香跟自己达成了战略共识更是得意:“看见没有,群众的眼睛是雪亮的！” „But the truth often grasps in the small number of people hand!” Su Yingzi urgently said. “可是真理往往掌握在少数人手中！”苏颖姿急道。 „Ahem, the voting of President even/including Jingxuan wants minority must obey the majority, your this truth is right, but most people do not approve, you are white Che!” Shirley refutes immediately. “哼哼,连竞选总统的投票都要少数服从多数,你这个真理就算是对的,但是大多数人不认可,你还是白扯！”雪莉丝立刻反驳道。 I look that from shouting abuse in public to evolve the debate, was somewhat helpless, it seems like I must take a stand, otherwise such got down again, even if did not make the person be laughed by knowledgeable people, in my face was unattractive! Although I believe firmly all person nobody on the scene to dare these matters disclosing. 我看着从骂街演变成了的辩论会,有些无奈,看来我必须表态了,不然再这么下去,就算不让人贻笑大方,我的面子上也不好看！虽然我确信在场的所有人没有人敢将这些事儿给爆料出去。 „Good! Has sufficed noisily!” I have arrived among three people, berating of coldly. “好了！闹够了没有！”我走到了三人中间,冷冷的喝斥道。 The scene calmed down all of a sudden, Shirley had a scare, Su Yingzi also had a scare. Before Liu Xiang is, had seen the appearance that I am angry, flashes immediately one side. 场面一下子静了下来,雪莉丝吓了一跳,苏颖姿也吓了一跳。刘香更是以前就看到过我生气的样子,立刻也闪到了一边。 „Are you so noisy to be very interesting? Good, you quarrelled, I walked! I run especially have come to see your, does not visit you to quarrel!” I very strong saying. “你们这么吵下去很有意思是不是？那好,你们吵,我走了！我是特地跑过来看你们的,不是看你们吵架的！”我十分强硬的说道。 „I......” Su Yingzi somewhat suffering from injustice is flat the mouth. She has not seen me so to be angry, but she has thought immediately my status, yes, before I radically was not that security, I had the own enterprise to be busy, where had the time to come to see them to be rivals for sexual favor! “我……”苏颖姿有些委屈的扁着嘴。她还没见过我如此生气过,不过她随即又想到了我的身份,是啊,我根本就不是之前的那个保安了,我有自己的事业要忙,哪有时间来看她们争风吃醋！ Actually what Su Yingzi does not know, I now am idler than before! 其实苏颖姿不知道的是,我现在比以前还要清闲！ „Sorry, Liu, I made a mistake......” Shirley refreshedly to I apologize. “对不起,刘,我错了……”雪莉丝爽快地对我道了歉。 „I am also, should not...... Um...... That waits on to favor, but arrogant......” Liu Xiang also said. “我也是,不应该……嗯……那个侍宠而骄……”刘香也说道。 „You?” I looked at Su Yingzi one. “你呢？”我看了苏颖姿一眼。
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