VPAATP :: Volume #6

#545: Flattery

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546. is flattery 546.溜须拍马 I smiled, Mother Yang also really understands wedding profession, but I also and Liu Yue have done the car dealership, genuine and fake Hummer can obtain. I put out a hand „” has pounded two evil ways on Hummer: „You looked, is so solid, will not be the copy, right, Xiaotao child?” 我笑了笑,杨母还真了解婚庆这行业啊,不过我好歹也和刘悦搞过车行,真假悍马还是能分得出来的。我伸手“哐哐”的在悍马身上砸了两下道:“你看,这么结实,不会是仿造的,对吧,小涛子？” Mother Yang saw my movement to startle jumped, thought, this did not joke! She heard marriage car(riage) that others family/home youngster marriage rents, boarding time others only permit to sit two people, moreover west cannot east touch bumps, will spoil will have compensated a lot of money. 杨母看见我的动作骇了一跳,心想,这可不是闹着玩的！她听说别人家小青年结婚租来的婚车,上车的时候人家只准坐两个人,而且不能东摸西碰的,弄坏了会赔很多钱的。 Mother Yang looked I make an effort chaotic pounds, feared really that Lu Haotao will make me lose money, but changes mind thinks, the own son-in-law anything status, will break that Lu Haotao not to say anything. 杨母看我那么使劲的乱砸,真怕那个陆豪涛会让我赔钱,不过转念一想,自己的女婿什么身份,砸坏了那个陆豪涛也不会说什么的。 Really, that Lu Haotao said: „Naturally, this Hummer old was solid!” Then, has made up two feet. 果然,那个陆豪涛说道:“当然,这悍马老结实了！”说完,又补上了两脚。 „Fatty, I pound two to be all right actually, does your big steelyard weight, want to destroy company property flatter?” I stared his one eyes, mother, indeed is not you buy. “胖子,我砸两下倒是没事儿,你那么大个砣,想破坏公司财产阿？”我瞪了他一眼,妈的,敢情不是你自己掏钱买的。 „...... My this did not stress that this thing is solid......” Lu Haotao awkward saying. “呃……我这不是强调一下这东西结实么……”陆豪涛尴尬的说道。 Mother Yang sees the Lu Haotao manner, at this time finally felt relieved, it seems like have smashed this car(riage), this Lu Haotao will not break wind. 杨母见到陆豪涛的态度,此时终于放下心来,看来就算自己把这个车砸了,这个陆豪涛也不会放个屁的。 When Mother Yang sees luxury in car(riage), shakes! Oh, which this is car(riage) flatter, this clearly is the palace hotel, the refrigerator television washer, the cabinet bathroom sofa has everything expected to find! 当杨母见到车内的豪华,不禁又是为之一震！天哪,这哪是车阿,这分明就是豪华旅馆么,冰箱电视洗衣机,橱柜卫生间沙发应有尽有！ Original Mother Yang thinks that Zheng Shaopeng had broad this that is a rich man, where arrived at to have the face, now looks like, oneself were really the shortsighted person, now this is the life of rich man! 本来杨母认为郑少鹏有辆广本那已经是有钱人了,走到哪里都倍有面子,现在看来,自己真是井底之蛙啊,现在这才是有钱人的生活啊！ Even if rides such a car(riage), later that also had the capital of boast! 就算坐这么一次车,以后那也是有了吹嘘的资本了！ „How that I thought that today are very young, that Old Yang, you make several pictures to me.” Mother Yang thought own this whole life also took a seat such a bold car(riage), naturally must make to accept as a memento, produced a evidence in the boast well. “那个我怎么觉得今天自己很年轻呢,那个老杨啊,你给我拍几张照片呗。”杨母觉得自己这辈子也就坐这么一次豪车了,自然要做个留念了,也好在吹嘘的时候拿出点儿证据来。 Father Yang sighed, looks at self-respect extremely inflation Mother Yang, putting out camera that had no alternative. We came out to play, Father Yang naturally also has the camera, but Mother Yang took a moment ago one is patting to Zheng Shaopeng, has not patted to me. 杨父叹了口气,看着自尊心极度膨胀的杨母,无可奈何的拿出相机来。本来我们就是出来玩的,杨父自然也带有相机,只不过刚才杨母拿着给郑少鹏一顿拍,没有一张是给我拍的。 This moment Mother Yang is also extreme regret, because a moment ago unexpectedly Zheng Shaopeng has murdered that many Fiilin, it seems like develops the picture time must say with the photo studio clearly, front these do not wash, so as to avoid waste money! 此刻杨母也是极度的后悔,刚才居然因为郑少鹏谋杀了那么多菲林,看来洗照片的时候一定要和照相馆讲清楚了,前面那些不要洗,免得浪费钱！ Father Yang patted two to Mother Yang, the camera did not have the film. Mother Yang looks the consequence that own causes a little wants to cry but have no tears, how had words to say came, from behaving badly cannot live! 杨父给杨母才拍了两张,相机就没有胶卷了。杨母看着自己一手造成的后果真有点儿欲哭无泪啊,有句话怎么说的来的,自作孽不可活啊！ Zheng Huaqiang also knows oneself do not come the politeness, but not, is not willing to miss such good opportunity! Now not only does well the issue of relations with Lu Haotao, Zheng Huaqiang saw that own nephew Zheng Shaopeng and my relations are good, thought this resources were too simply useful, is obvious I to compare Lu Haotao also to have the status, if can take this route, then Zheng what worry does not make a rapid career advance! 郑华强也知道自己跟着来不礼貌,但是不跟着吧,又不愿意错过这么好一个机会！现在不光是跟陆豪涛搞好关系的问题了,郑华强看到自己的侄子郑少鹏和我的关系还不错,觉得这个资源简直太有用了,明摆着我比陆豪涛还有身份,如果能走这条路线,那么郑家何愁不飞黄腾达！ Thinks of here, Zheng Huaqiang makes the own nephew board, rides a broad itself with, but that Jinbei bread made the little brother open. Why doesn't lead the little brother to go? Nonsense, has the Three Rock Gang eldest child, where others dare to look for a job! If Three Rock Gang does look for a job? Such words lead several little brothers to go not to be of use. 想到这里,郑华强让自己的侄子上了车,和自己同乘一辆广本,而那辆金杯面包则让小弟开回去了。为什么不带小弟去？废话,有三石帮的老大在,别人哪敢找事儿！要是三石帮找事儿呢？那样的话带几个小弟去都不顶用。 Lu Haotao sent the front copilot station to come up the own son, oneself sat my side. 陆豪涛把自己的儿子打发到前面的副驾驶位置上去了,自己坐到了我的身边。 „Director Liu, you thought that my old land this person of how What?” Lu Haotao boards anxiously wants to know me to his view. “刘总监,您觉得我老陆这人怎么样啊？”陆豪涛一上车就急切地想知道我对他的看法。 „Good, but also is good, was fat, I looked that should the place exercise you got so far as northwest anything and so on, loses weight, avoid 50 years old were less than start the hypertension cerebral arteriosclerosis!” I frighten him to say. “不错,还行,就是肥了点儿,我看应该把你弄到什么西北之类的地方去锻炼锻炼,减减肥,省得50岁不到呢就开始高血压脑动脉硬化！”我吓唬他道。 „Aiya, other!” Lu Haotao had a scare, where northwest that is, must poorly poor, moreover develops also falls behind, many people closed right up against the relief of country just the warm and sufficient condition, developed the entertainment enterprise, once went to there this whole life to abandon. “哎呀,别的呀！”陆豪涛吓了一跳,西北那是什么地方啊,要多穷有多穷,而且发展还落后,很多人靠着国家的救济刚刚温饱,发展个屁娱乐事业啊,一旦去了那里这辈子就算废了。 „Yunnan that place is also good, beautiful scenery, or do there you go what kind of?” I said with a smile. “云南那地儿也不错,山清水秀的,要不你去那儿怎么样？”我笑道。 „Director Liu, your Sir are massive, the puppy were many to offend a moment ago, looked that my a while does not hang to pull out him him! You calm down.” Yunnan that place national minorities are many, although is the narcotics good place but is actually not and development entertainment enterprise. Three Rock Gang is clear about Regulation(s) not to allow in China (Huaxia) to contaminate drug(s), therefore the face of Lu Haotao quick was green. “刘总监,您大人大量,小犬刚才多有得罪,看我一会儿不把他吊起来抽死他！您消消气。”云南那地方少数民族多,虽然是个贩毒的好地方但却不是和发展娱乐事业。三石帮明确规定不允许在华夏境内沾染毒品,所以陆豪涛的脸都快绿了。 „Since you are not willing to go, that. Wants toward the golden triangle and Burmese that side development.” I said. “既然你不愿意去,那就算了。本来想往金三角和缅甸那边发展发展的。”我说道。 „Goes to there to do? Isn't Three Rock Gang does not permit the narcotics?” Lu Haotao somewhat feels strange my decision. “去那里干什么？三石帮不是不允许贩毒么？”陆豪涛有些奇怪我的决定。 „That refers to the home, can sell to these foreign monkeys and big foreign horse anything.” I do intentionally to think aloud: „That side Burmese Gangster, although weapon and management are quite backward, but has the goods richly, whom sending to manage? This is a cushy job!” “那是指国内,可以卖给那些外国猴子和大洋马什么的。”我故作自言自语道:“缅甸那边的黑帮虽然武器和管理都比较落后,但是有钱有货啊,派谁去管理呢？这可是个肥差啊！” „After What?” Lu Haotao hear, eye started changes green, he already heard that in helped to have the outstanding brothers to entrust with heavy responsibility the development international enterprise to go by entrust/winding, he still struggled in one, at this time the opportunity at present, oneself actually did not understand to treasure, Lu Haotao wants to hang to pull out him. “啊？”陆豪涛听后眼睛都开始变绿了,他早就听说帮里有优秀的兄弟被委以重用开展国际事业去了,他自己还在一线挣扎,这时候机会就在眼前,自己却不懂得珍惜,陆豪涛真想把他自己吊起来抽一顿。 If others know that he has this idea, guarantees does not permit to think that he has the sm tendency, but old land indeed was the intestines must destroy now azure. 如果别人知道他有这个想法,保不准认为他有sm倾向,但是老陆现在的确是肠子都要毁青了。 „Director Liu, I was cracked a joke a moment ago, I most paid great attention to the health, you threw Yunnan to go me!” Saying of Lu Haotao whole face desire: „You do not know, but I before the athlete family background, that physique, was not I blows, absolute model. Now my wife start to shut out me, Director Liu, be honest with you, I , if not lose weight, she must divorce me, you looked that 61 people children are little, cannot do without mother, do you for my family happiness, act charitably?” “刘总监,我刚才是开玩笑的,我这个人最注重身体健康了,您把我扔到云南去吧！”陆豪涛满脸乞求的说道:“您不知道,我以前可是运动员出身,那身板,不是我吹,绝对模特。现在我老婆都开始嫌弃我了,刘总监,不瞒您说,我要是再不减肥,她都要跟我离婚了,您看61民这孩子还小,不能没有娘啊,您为了我的家庭幸福,行行好吧？”
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