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535.就让你当灯泡„I...... Ismakesyougo, whenelectric lamp bulb!”Yang Meinodded saying: „Actuallyisthis, thistimeIcome to the ncity, onebecause of the need in company, anotherreasonis, the ncityis very neartoZhangqu City, in I more than oneyearhad not gone hometo look, my motherthistimewantsmeto go backnot to be possible! IandChief Chualso said that hehas also allowedItwodays of vacations.”
“我……就是让你去当电灯泡!”杨玫点了点头说道:“其实是这样的,这次我来n市,一个是因为公司的需要,另一个原因是,n市离章取市很近,我已经一年多没回家里了看了,我妈这次非要我回去不可!我和楚总也说了,他也准许了我两天的假。”„Butthisandblind datehasanyrelationsWhat?”Ito ask.
“可是这和相亲有什么关系啊?”我反问道。„Naturallyhadto relate, mythisgoing back, my mothermustmakemego toandothersblind date! Iheardamthismatter, Ido not wantto go back, butmy mothersaid that herrecentis not quite healthy, when is young the leg woundhas violated, Ipromiseherto go backto lookher.”Yang Meisaid: „Does not have the means that thistimedefinitelycould not hide, my mothermustintroduce the boyfriendtome, Ithink,makingyoupretend to bemyboyfriendtemporarily, makingmy motherlose heart.”
“当然有关系了,我这次回去,我妈就是要让我去和别人相亲的!本来我听到是这个事儿,我本来不想回去,可是我妈说她最近身体不太好,年轻时的腿伤犯了,我才答应她回去看她的。”杨玫说道:“没办法,这次肯定躲不过去了,我妈又要给我介绍男朋友,我就想,让你临时冒充成我的男朋友,让我妈死心。”„Originallyisthis, Ipretend to beyourboyfriend, do youalsogo toblind dateto do?”Isomewhatpuzzledasking.
“原来是这样,那我去冒充成你的男朋友,你还去相亲干什么?”我有些不解的问道。„Actually the matteristhis, thistime, my motheris evidently satisfiedthat to withmyblind dateman, it is saidwaitedinmy family, thereforethiskissing/betrothal, wants, yourdutymakesthatman!”Yang Meisaid.
“其实事情是这样的,这次,看样子我妈非常满意那个要和我相亲的男人,据说已经在我家里等候了,所以这个亲,还是要相的,你的任务就是把那个男人弄走!”杨玫说道。„Makes? Cracks a jokeflatter, sinceisyour motheris satisfied, moreoverenteredincludingyourmain house gate, thatyour motherdefinitely was partial tohimto be manysome, but alsomadehim? your motherdid not maketo be goodme!”Ishake the headto say.
“弄走?开什么玩笑阿,既然是你妈满意的,而且连你家门都进了,那你妈肯定是偏向他多一些了,还把他弄走?你妈不把我弄走就不错了!”我摇头道。
The mothers-in-lawsee the son-in-law, thatismorelooksis more pleasing to the eyes, so long asisrecognizes, on the change, Ibotherseasilynow, thatfromlooking for trouble!
丈母娘看女婿,那是越看越顺眼,只要是认定的了,轻易就改变不了,我现在去搅局,那不是自找不自在么!„Howyousuchdo not haveconfidenceflattertoyourself, saidagaindoes not havemein! My motherlikesnot bringingto showmeto like, so long asIsaidin the presence of everyoneIlikedyou, my mother can also takeyouto be what kind of!”Yang Meiself-satisfiedsaying.
“你怎么对自己这么没信心阿,再说不是有我在呢么!我妈喜欢不带表我喜欢,我只要当众表态说我喜欢你,我妈还能拿你怎么样!”杨玫得意的说道。„Can evade1 stdoes not evade15, thistimeIhelpedyou, won't manage next time? Can't Iruntowardyour familyall day longam accompanyingyouto bother?”Ismile bitterlyto say.
“可是躲得过初一躲不过15,这次我帮你了,下次怎么不办?我总不能成天往你家跑着去陪你搅局吧?”我苦笑道。„Firstevaded1 stagain said that after latermatter, saidagain.”Yang Meihas not thoughtthat manyactually.
“先躲过初一再说吧,以后的事情以后再说。”杨玫倒是没想那么多。„Perhapsonetimedoes not evade, ifyour fathermotherinquired that weknew, how longhas been together, perhapshow manywordsleaked offsomething that gives one away, saidagain, ifthatblind datemandidn't walk? Othershave mother -in-lawto support, perhaps the personwasI!”Icurl the lipto say.
“恐怕一次都躲不过,你爸妈要是询问咱俩是怎么认识的,相处了多长时间了,恐怕几句话就漏出马脚了,再说了,那个相亲的男人要是不走呢?人家有丈母娘撑腰,恐怕走的人就是我了!”我撇嘴道。„Snort, Ido not likehim, does healsodependsinmy familydo, saidagain, ifheseesmeto haveyousuchgoodboyfriend, perhapswas already shameful, dingywithdrawal!”Yang Meisaid.
“哼,我不喜欢他,他还赖在我家干什么,再说了,他如果看到我有你这么好的男朋友,恐怕早就无地自容,灰溜溜的退出了!”杨玫说道。Dingy? Perhapsothersseeyourbeautiful appearance, did not hateto leave! Li Xiaogangis not an example!
灰溜溜?恐怕人家看到你的美貌,更舍不得离开了!李晓刚不就是个例子么!Ontemporaryconspiring to get the story straight of after2hours of long-distancevehicle, Iturned intoYang Meito know that onemonth of boyfriend, whysaid that knewonemonthdid not saylong is a little because, last monthYang Meitelephonedto the family/home, addedoneselfdid not have the boyfriend.
经过2个小时的长途车上的临时串供,我已经变成了杨玫认识一个月的男友,为什么说认识一个月不说的长一点儿是因为,上个月杨玫给家中打电话,还说自己没有男朋友。„Howyoudid not tellyourfamily memberyouto have the boyfriendbefore, can thisomitmanyworries?”Iasked.
“你之前怎么不告诉你家里人你已经有男朋友了,这样岂不是可以省去很多烦恼?”我问道。„Whycandeceivethem?”Yang Meipuzzledasking.
“为什么要骗他们?”杨玫不解的问道。„Yousaid that wejustknewonemonth, inyourparentaleyes, thissentimentis not sturdy, canseparateflattereasily!”Isaid.
“你说我们刚认识了一个月,在你父母眼中,这段感情还是不牢靠的,轻易就可以分开阿!”我说道。„Excuse me, I can only sayflatter, if before me, said that Ihad the boyfriend, my motherhas not mademeleadto go homeimmediatelyto giveherto look!”Yang Meiwhitemyeyessaid.
“拜托,我只能这么说阿,如果我以前就说我有男朋友了,我妈还不立刻让我领回家给她看啊!”杨玫白了我一眼说道。„Youcanuse a pretext the workto be busy!”Isaid.
“你可以推说工作忙啊!”我说道。„Iam busy atthemnot being busy, my motheralreadyretiredathome, all day longis idle, listening tome saying that hasn't runhas come to seeme?”HelplessYang Meisaid.
“我忙他们可不忙,我妈早就退休在家了,成天无所事事的,听我这么说还不跑过来看我?”杨玫无奈道。So that's how it is! I have to nod, althoughInowalreadybasicallyandYang Meihave composed the story, who knows that Mother Yangcanasksomestrangequestions!
原来如此!我也只好点了点头,虽然我现在已经基本上和杨玫编好了故事,但是谁知道杨母会不会问出些稀奇古怪的问题来!Zhangqu City and ncityin the sameprovince, was separated byseveral hundredkilometers, the seating guestscar(riage)twohoursarrives.章取市和n市处在同一个省内,相隔几百公里,坐客车两个小时就到达了。Zhangqu Cityis the coastal city, mythisrebirthtimepersonhas not come, previous lifeisbecause the workis busy, thisfor a lifetimeisbecause the trivial mattersare too many, moreoverleadsonegroup of wivesto come out, truly is also a veryvastwork.章取市是个海滨城市,我这个重生一次的人至今都没有来过,前世是因为工作忙,这一辈子是因为琐事太多,而且带着一群老婆出来,确实也是个很浩大的工作。Justwent out of the passenger trainstation, Yang Meiuses very smallsoundto remindme: „Near that sidefifthstockade, wears the whiteshirtismy father, whatsidedepthbrownone-piece dressismy mother!”
刚走出客车站,杨玫就用很小的声音提醒我到:“那边第五个栅栏边上,穿白色衬衫的就是我父亲,旁边穿深褐色连衣裙的是我妈!”Inodded, at this time, Mother YangsawYang Meiobviously, wavestous, the mouthwas shoutinganything.
我点了点头,这时候,杨母显然已经看到了杨玫,冲我们这边挥着手,嘴里喊着什么。„Mother!”Yang Meiwas also wavingto that side, withmytogetherhalf stepwalked.
“妈!”杨玫也对着那边挥了挥手,与我一起快步的走了过去。„Yang Mei, thischild, thought the deadmother! Walked for more than oneyearnot to know that looked atme!”Saying of Mother Yangblame.
“杨玫,这孩子,想死妈了!走了一年多也不知道回来看我!”杨母责怪的说道。„Mother, yourleghow?”Yang Meistrangelooked atoneto standstraightMother Yang, sawthisleglikehaving the problemappearance!
“妈,你的腿怎么样了?”杨玫奇怪的看了一眼站得溜直的杨母,怎么看这腿也不像有毛病的样子啊!„Hi! Mythisleg woundwellwas already agile, ifIdid not say,youcancome back?”Mother Yangwas sayingalsostamped the feetto say.
“嗨!我这腿伤早就好利索了,我要是不这么说,你能回来么?”杨母说着还跺了跺脚道。„Really?”Yang Meisomedid not feel relieved.
“真的?”杨玫还是有些不放心。„Thatnaturally, youseemother, not onlywalksnot to have the issue, but can also jump, even/includingXiaopao!”Mother Yanghappilysaid.
“那当然,你看妈,不但走路没有问题,还能跳呢,连小跑都可以!”杨母得意地说道。„Oh! The mother, you do not know that Iworknowam very busy, yourin good conditiondeceivesto beanythingme!”Yang Meihelplesssaying.
“唉!妈,您不知道我现在工作很忙么,你好端端的把我骗回来做什么!”杨玫无奈的说道。„What's wrong, mother wantsto have a look atdaughternot to be good!”Mother Yangis not gladto say.
“怎么,妈想看看女儿还不行么!”杨母不乐意道。„Ok, not to be how good!”Yang Meishook the head.
“行,怎么不行!”杨玫摇了摇头。„Was right, thisisthatyoung fellow who Iandyou said that the personis good, the familyis also good, withyouon the side ofbig, is the work that last yearstarted, did youlookwhat kind of?”Mother Yangpoints atoneto wear the western-style clothingto hit the young man of tie saying: „Zheng Shaopeng!”
“对了,这位就是我和你说的那个小伙子,人不错,家庭也好,和你一边大,也是去年参加的工作,你看怎么样?”杨母指着身边的一个穿西装打领带的年轻男子说道:“郑少鹏!”Isomewhatfunnilylooked atfrontmanoneeyes, this, you have worn the western-style clothing in May, the heatis not hotyou, the muddyheightprickly heatdid not joke!
我有些好笑的看了面前的男人一眼,这都五月份了,你还穿西装,热不热啊你,浑身长痱子可不是闹着玩的!„Mother, yousaidanything! Right, Ihave not introduced!”Yang Meiwas saying, has drawnme. At this time, Father YangMother Yangnoted the Yang Meisidealsoto have the man who a same placecame.
“妈,您说什么呢!对了,我还没介绍呢!”杨玫说着,就把我拉了过去。这时候,杨父杨母才注意到杨玫的身边还有一个一起来的男人。„ThisismyboyfriendLiu Lei! Liu Lei, at this timemy parents!”Yang Meishysaying.
“这是我的男朋友刘磊!刘磊,这时我的爸妈!”杨玫腼腆的说道。
Before Yang Mei, has not shownthisexpression, looks atmeonedull, no matteroriginally the girl of anydisposition, hasside that suchacts with constraint!杨玫以前从来没露出过这种表情,不禁看得我一呆,原来不管什么性格的女孩子,都有这么矜持的一面!„Uncle, Aunt, hello!”Inoddedwith a smile, thenputs out a hand, preparesto shake handwiththem.
“伯父,伯母,你们好!”我笑着点了点头,然后伸出手去,准备与他们握手。Father Yangis just aboutto put out a hand, byMother Yangonepatting, the complexioninstantaneouslybecomessomewhatgloomy, looked atmyoneeyesto saydesolately: „Who are you? Idid not know,do not callourauntuncle, wemay unable to take on!”杨父正要伸手,被杨母一手给拍了下去,脸色瞬间变得有些阴沉,冷淡的看了我一眼说道:“你是谁?我可不认识,别叫我们伯母伯父的,我们可担当不起!”Myindifferenthas taken back the hand, in any caseis not the genuinemother-in-law, Iam actually indifferent.
我无所谓的收回了手来,反正也不是真正的丈母娘,我倒是无所谓。
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