473.bad luckDing Wenfeng
473.倒霉的丁文峰
After IandDing Wenfenggo out of the school building, on the Yang Weifacerevealsgloomy and coldto havesneering of hatred: Shows mercy? Ahem, was worrying that does not have the opportunityto removeyou, nowis finally justifiable! Daresto rob the thing that Iearn, Ikillyou! Yourpresentstatushad not announcedin any caseto the outside,killedyoualsoto dodgesaidwas the accidental injury! Pours the timegrandfatherto be ableIto be what kind of?
我和丁文峰走出校舍后,杨威脸上露出一丝阴冷带有恨意的冷笑:手下留情?哼哼,正愁没有机会除掉你,现在终于名正言顺了!敢抢走我应得的东西,那我就弄死你!反正你现在的身份还没有对外宣布,打死你也可以推托说是误伤!倒时候外公能把我怎么样?Ding Wenfengsees offsimplyhas becometo the teamandto the team that Isee off the contrast!
给我送行的队伍和给丁文峰送行的队伍简直成了反差!DeliversDing Wenfengonly has a Wang Jinperson, is the Ding Wenfengpersonal servant. Butdeliveredmypersonto be many, leftZhao Yanyan their girl, Chu Gao, Huang Wenjingand otherDormitory the friends, Xu Er was also the expressionis dignified, had the facial expression that the brave soldiernever to returngreatly.
来送丁文峰的只有王进一个人,也就是丁文峰的跟班。而送我的人就多了,出了赵颜妍她们一众女孩子,还有楚高、黄文静等寝室的朋友,就连许二也是表情凝重,大有壮士一去不复返的神情。„Isaid that youwhat's the matter, Iam notdo not come back!”Isaidwith a smile.
“我说你们都是怎么回事儿啊,我又不是不回来了!”我笑着说道。WhenIandDing Wenfengenter the flash of airport security, suddenlymyhas heardcheers, leadunexpectedlyisZhao Yanyan!
当我和丁文峰走进机场安检的一霎那,突然我的身后传来了一阵欢呼声,领头的居然是赵颜妍!„! Finallycandrivingheartilysay, nobodywas restraining!”
“耶!终于可以尽情的开车上道了,没有人约束着了!”Othergirlalsoechoingin abundance. Myis not carefulhas not nearly fallen the ground, the lifemisfortune! Is the husbandto achievethisdegree, is really the failure!
其他女孩子也纷纷的附和。我一个不小心差点儿没跌地上,人生不幸啊!做老公做到这种程度,真是失败啊!Ding Wenfengalsosawmeandgirls'relations, juststartedsomewhatstrangely, but also was afterward ordinary. At this momentseesmyembarrassedtype, titter.丁文峰也看出了我和女孩子们的关系,刚开始有些奇怪,不过后来也就平常了。此刻看到我的窘样,不禁偷笑起来。As forJapanese, I, althoughthinks the it's nothinguse, howeverprevious lifeIam responsible forCEO of Asian regionas the company, todevelop the service, has tostudy. Has not thought that thisgoing abroadwas unexpectedly useful.
至于日语,我虽然认为没什么用处,但是前世的我作为公司负责亚洲区的总裁,为了开展业务,不得不学习了一些。没想到这次出国居然用得上了。Time that becauseIandDing Wenfengcomeis quite just right, changes the boarding pass the timefinallyonehas almost approved, thereforedoes not have the continualposition, Ido not matter.
由于我和丁文峰来的时间比较正好,换登机牌的时候差不多已经是最后一批了,所以没有连续的位置,我也无所谓。On the airplane, mynearbypositionwas emptying, sits the personherepossiblynot to board craft, butDing Wenfeng was quite bad luck, the bodywas implicated to have200jin (0.5 kg)fatwomanprobably, the strongperspirationtastemixed with the foxstinkto smokethisBratdirectlyfull of admiration. Ding Wenfengimplored urgentlyfor quite a while to withmechange seatswithme, Ihave not respondedhimobstinately. Finally, thisfellowhas tostrike one's chestguarantee, thisJapancountrytotripeats mealorstays at an inn, is under the charge to him, Ihave changed a positionwithhim. Treated as the matter.
上了飞机,我旁边的位置是空着的,坐在这里的人可能还没有登机,而丁文峰就比较倒霉了,身旁坐了一个大概能有200斤重的胖女人,浓重的汗味夹杂着狐臭味直接把这小子熏得五体投地。丁文峰与我苦苦哀求了半天要和我换坐,我愣是没搭理他。最后,这家伙不得不拍着胸脯保证,这一趟扶桑国之旅无论是吃饭还是住店,都由他负责,我才与他换了个位置。就当做好事儿了。WhileDing Wenfengextricationtowardmyseatwalks, a wearyouthfashionprettygirlwalked, took up the boarding pass in handto look atfor quite a while, somewhathesitantsaidto that fatwoman of myside: „? #%¥#......- *”
正当丁文峰解脱似的往我的座位走的时候,一个穿着青春时尚漂亮的女孩子走了过来,拿起手中的登机牌看了半天,才有些犹豫的对我身边的那个胖女人说道:“?#%¥#……—*”Fuck, unexpectedlyis the Japanpeople. Onlylistens tothatbody odorfatfemalesomewhatbewilderedsaying: „What did yousay?”我靠,居然是个扶桑国人。只听那个狐臭胖女的有些莫名其妙的说道:“你说啥?”„Excuse me, Imeant,9rows of E, thispositionshouldbemy?” The girl's in getting ridboarding passhas given the body odorfatwoman.
“不好意思,我是说,9排e,这个位置应该是我的呀?”女孩子拿出了手中的登机牌递给了狐臭胖女人。
The body odorfatwomanfirstis the doubtslooked atboarding pass in the girlhand, thought aloud: „Thisis how possible!”Thenhas put out the ownboarding passfrom the handbag, looked that under is suddenly enlighted saying: „Excuse me, mythisis6rows of E, misread.”Said that has stood up the body, resigned the positionto the girl.
狐臭胖女人先是疑惑的看了一眼女孩子手中的登机牌,自言自语道:“这怎么可能呢!”然后又从手提袋里拿出了自己的登机牌来,一看之下才恍然大悟道:“不好意思,我这是6排e,看错了。”说完站起了身来,给女孩子让出了位置。Looks that fatwomanmoves toward6rows of E, Ihave not nearly smiledto turn, myoriginalseatis6rows of F, is the place that presentDing Wenfengsits, thisfellowwantsto avoid a tribulationby any means possible, has not thought that has not hidden.
看着那个胖女人走向6排e,我差点儿没笑翻过去了,我原来的座位就是6排f,也就是现在丁文峰坐的地方,这家伙千方百计地想躲过一劫,没想到还是没躲过去。Ding Wenfengsaw with own eyes that womansatsideown, had a scare, thinks that thiswomanhas a liking forhim, camewithhim, immediatelyshoutedloudly: „Do youdowithme!”丁文峰眼见那女人一屁股坐在了自己的身边,吓了一跳,以为这女人是看上他了,跟着他过来的,顿时大声喝道:“你跟着我过来干什么!”Thatfatwomanresembleslookedmental illnesslooked atDing Wenfeng saying: „Hasn't young fellow, yougotten sick? Do Icomewithyou? Whereyouare attractivemyboarding passseatare!”
那胖女人像看神经病似的看了看丁文峰道:“小伙子,你没病吧?我跟着你过来?你好好看看我的登机牌的座位是哪里的!”Ding Wenfenglooked that under fought fireimmediately, likeshrivelled the frog of belly, did not haveincluding the temperament. It seems likethishave been having bad luck, satwell, changesanyplace that the originalplacesits! SeessideLiu LeithatBratthatbeautiful womanagain, Ding Wenfenghasto jumpreallyfrom the airplaneimpulsed.丁文峰一看之下顿时灭了火儿,像个瘪了肚子的蛤蟆一样,连脾气都没有了。看来该着自己倒霉了,本来坐原来的地方坐的好好的,换个什么座呢!再看到刘磊那小子身边的那个美女,丁文峰真有从飞机上跳下去的冲动了。At this time, on the person on airplanewas similar, the stewardessin the way and matters needing attention that the frontdemonstrationescapedurgently. Iamsitam depending on the windowposition, the middleisthatgirl, girl'snearbyis a hairdyesgreenyoungster, is chewing the chewing gum that comes upto keep, but alsonon-stop„pāpā”is blowing the froth, looksis not the good person.
这时候,飞机上的人上的差不多了,空姐正在前方示范紧急逃生的方式和注意事项。我是坐在靠窗口的位置,中间是那个女孩子,女孩子的边上是一个头发染成绿色的小青年,一上来就不停的嚼着口香糖,还不停的“啪啪”的吹着泡泡,一看就不是什么好人。Juststartedmenot to care, after airplanelaunching, thisyoungsterchitchattedwithmygirl, thatyoungstersaid that a Japanese, twopeoplechirp the melonmelonsaidfor quite a while, in the beginning, the girlalsosaidseveralwithhim, toafterward, is a thatyoungsterpersoninsaying, Icould understandJapanese, understood what is heardthatyoungsterinsayinganything, nothing butwashisfamily/homeare manyrichly, has gotten upmanygirls, the virilityhowstrongly, stillhas been a guest performerin the AVmoviemalesuperior, continuallylong-testedfemalesuperior. Is full of praisetohisability......
刚开始我也没在意,飞机起飞以后,这个小青年就和我身边的女孩子攀谈起来,那小青年说一口日语,两个人唧唧瓜瓜的说了半天,开始的时候,女孩子还与他说几句,到了后来,就是那个小青年一个人在说了,我听得懂日语,也就听明白了那小青年在说什么,无非就是他家多么多有钱,上过多少个女孩子,性能力多么多么的强,还在av电影里客串过男优,连久经考验的女优都。对他的能力赞不绝口……
The girlmorelistens to the complexionto be worse, butthatyoungsterstillshamelessline of gab, evenanythinghas joined the queenclub, exchanged wives the matter of club saying that but also was regarded as the honorablehistory is the same.
女孩子越听脸色越差,可是那个小青年依然恬不知耻的在夸夸其谈,甚至什么参加过女王俱乐部,换妻俱乐部的事情都讲了出来,还当作是光荣的历史一样。„......”Girlspoke a Japanesetome.
“……”女孩子对我说了一句日语。AlthoughIwill speakJapanese, butIrepliedinChinese: „Excuse me, what did yousay?”
虽然我会说日语,但是我还是用华语答道:“不好意思,你说什么?”„...... Are you China (Huaxia)person?” The girlalsomentionedChineseimmediately: „Sorry, wecanchange a position, I want to take a look at the scenery of out of the window......”
“呃……你是华夏人?”女孩子随即也说起了华语:“对不起,请问我们可以换个位置么,我想看看窗外的风景……”Iknow that shetoavoidnearbythatsplashes the maleentanglement, thereforedoes not expose, butsaid: „Naturally, does not have the issue.”
我知道她是为了躲避边上那个溅男的纠缠,所以也不点破,只是说道:“当然可以,没有问题。”Then, onmyopeningsafety belt, stands up.
说完,我就打开身上的安全带,站起身来。Becauseeconomy class cabin the crevices of between aroundtworows of seatsare quite narrow, is impossibleto accommodatetwopeoplesimultaneouslyto stand, therefore the girlwantsto change the positionwithme, musthave the contact on bodywithme, moreoveris not the generalcontact, twopeoplecloselywill pastein the same place. Only ifthisrow of threepeopleallexit, then sitsaccording to the order.
由于经济舱的前后两排座位之间的空隙比较狭窄,不可能容纳两个人同时站在一起,所以女孩子想要和我调换位置,就必须与我有身体上的接触,而且还不是一般的接触,两个人会紧紧的贴在一起。除非这一排的三个人全部都出去,然后再按顺序坐进去。However the currentsituation, makingthatyoungsterset outnotquiteto be obviously realistic. The girlleavesthatyoungsterdistant pointeagerly, could not attend tothat many, beforemybodyvery muchtook the troublepushedtoinside, butIalsotooutsidediligently.
但是目前的情况,让那个小青年起身显然也不太现实。女孩子急于离那个小青年远点儿,也顾不上那么多了,从我身前很费力的向里面挤去,而我也在向外面努力。Onlyfelt that girlthatplentifulbuttocksrubonme, makesmyheartitchy......
只感觉女孩子那丰满的臀部在我身上蹭来蹭去的,弄得我一阵心痒……HoweverIwas reminding myselfin the heart, do not haveanynon-shareto think that oryoualsohadanythingto distinguishwiththatsplashingmaleyoungster!
不过我在心中提醒着自己,千万不要有什么非份之想啊,要不你和那个溅男小青年还有什么分别了!
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