419. super ruthless car(riage) 419.超级狠车 „I am only the good intention remind you, have not been deceived, this car(riage) supports 200,000, the person of this status did you also communicate with him?, The comfortableness of this car(riage) compared with the BMW, the difference was also far!” The owners of BMW said. “我只是好心提醒你,你别被人骗了,他这车撑死200000,这种身分的人你也跟他来往？再说了,这车的舒适性比起宝马来,差远了！”宝马的主人说道。 The owners of BMW said, does not wait for Xu Ruoyun to speak, turns around to say to me: „My Zhou Yu, this opens the Santana 2000 friends, I urged you to give up! On your this scale, wants to pick up the little girl, when you can afford the BMW to come again! Drives a low-grade car(riage) to dare to come out to pick up the little girl, does not dislike disgraced!” 宝马的主人说完,不等许箬芸说话,又转身对我说道:“鄙人周宇,这位开桑塔纳2000的老兄,我劝你还是放弃吧！就你这档次的,也想来泡妞,等你买得起宝马再来吧！开个低档车就敢出来泡妞,也不嫌丢人！” BMW? Hehe, I had broken one. However I do not have the time and this believe oneself infallible fool waste the argument, I smile am holding up the hand of Xu Ruoyun, gentle saying: „Little Yunyun, how is the Student quality of your school bad?” 宝马？呵呵,我曾经砸碎过一台。不过我没功夫和这种自以为是的傻逼浪费口舌,我微笑着拉起许箬芸的手,温柔的说道:“小芸芸,你们学校的同学素质怎么差？” „We paid no attention to him to be good.” Xu Ruoyun visits me, has been full of tender feelings, does not pay attention to that Zhou Yu. “那我们不理他好了。”许箬芸看着我,充满了柔情,根本不把那个周宇放在眼里。 Zhou Yu looks with clenched jaws I and Xu Ruoyun depart. 周宇咬牙切齿的看着我和许箬芸离去。 „Damn!” The Zhou Yu air/Qi a fist pounded in Santana 2000 above. “操！”周宇气得一拳砸在了桑塔纳2000上面。 "Ah ~~~! ” A Zhou Yu wild wolf is howling, the whole person shivers immediately, hair has set upright, braves the azure smoke. “啊~~~！”周宇一声野狼嚎,整个人顿时一阵打抖,头发一根根的竖了起来,冒着青烟。 „Husband, I heard the Zhou Yu cry probably, he how?” Xu Ruoyun curious asking. “老公,我好像听见周宇的叫声了,他怎么了？”许箬芸好奇的问道。 „Possibly is enjoying has a permanent wave free.” My evil smiles. “可能正在享受免费烫发。”我邪恶的一笑。 The fools, I know that you will take my car(riage) air vent, this I explode you crisply. 傻逼,我就知道你会拿我的车出气,这回我爽炸你。 My Santana 2000 on, Du Xiaowei has installed one new burglary protection system, after opening, if the chassis receives to hit hard in the flash to release the high-tension current. A moment ago I conveniently this burglary protection system starting. 我的桑塔纳2000上,被杜小威安装了一套新型防盗系统,开启之后,如果车体受到重击就会在一瞬间释放出高压电流。刚才我顺手把这个防盗系统给启动了。 „What has a permanent wave free is?” Xu Ruoyun strange asking. “免费烫发是什么？”许箬芸奇怪的问道。 „You saw him to know.” I said with a smile. “等你看见他就知道了。”我笑道。 I know that this Zhou Yu will definitely not give up, I and Xu Ruoyun stand, when elevator nearby and other elevators, sees running over of Zhou Yu threatens. 我就知道这个周宇肯定不会善罢甘休,果然,我和许箬芸站在电梯边上等电梯的时候,就看见周宇气势汹汹的跑了过来。 Zhou Yu hair has stood, like the street tyrant inside US soldier. 周宇的头发一根根的立了起来,就像街霸里面的米国大兵一样。 „Husband, how you knows that he did have a permanent wave?” Xu Ruoyun has not known that the truth of matter, was stranger. “老公,你怎么知道他去烫发了？”许箬芸还不知道事情的真相,更加奇怪了。 I smile, had not replied. 我一笑,没有回答。 „Aiya, this is not week Student, you play the cool technology to be really high, such a while has made into itself a such cool modeling!” I have not waited for Zhou Yu to speak, first one step said. “哎呀,这不是周同学么,你耍酷的技术真高啊,这么一会儿就把自己弄成了这么酷的一个造型！”我没等周宇说话,就先一步说道。 „Fuck! Your mother Yin person!” Zhou Yu points at me to shout abuse. “我操！你他妈的阴人！”周宇指着我破口大骂。 „My Yin person? Who was I Yin?” I asked intentionally. “我怎么阴人了？我阴谁了？”我故意问道。 „Your mother is cloudy I!” Saying that Zhou Yu ablazes with anger. “你他妈阴我！”周宇怒气冲冲的说道。 „How was I Yin you?” I asked. “我怎么阴你了？”我反问道。 „Your using a vehicle electricity I!” Zhou Yu said. “你用车电我！”周宇说道。 „I said week Student, I one step leave compared with you first, do I take the car(riage) electricity you? Did my car(riage) live turned into the distortion diamond? You are the fairy tale looked that looked the animation surface did overstate?” I said with a smile. “我说周同学,我比你先一步离开的,我怎么拿车电你？我的车活了还是变成变形金刚了？你是童话看多了还是看动画面走火入魔了？”我笑道。 „I...... I have pounded, its electricity I.” Zhou Yu did in haste said truth. “我……我砸了一下,它就电我。”周宇一着急就说出了真相。 „You look, precisely! Who makes you fidgety and destructive, how I said its non- electricity others, electricity you!” My innocent saying: „You, if thinks is not convinced, you should go back to look for it, you ask me to do? If you are flamboyant, you can move it!” “你看,就是嘛！谁让你自己手欠的,我说它怎么不电别人,偏偏电你呢！”我无辜的说道:“你要是觉得不服气,你应该回去找它,你找我干什么？你要是牛逼,你可以砸掉它么！” „You...... Snort! mother, this is you brings upon oneself! Do not blame me not being impolite!” Zhou Yu stamped the feet, turns around to depart. “你……哼！他妈的,这可是你自找的！别怪我不客气！”周宇一跺脚,转身离去了。 „Did husband, he do?” Xu Ruoyun looked that Zhou Yu walked suddenly, therefore asked. “老公,他干什么去了？”许箬芸看周宇突然走了,于是问道。 „Does not know, possibly courted death.” My helpless shaking the head. “不知道,可能找死去了吧。”我无奈的摇了摇头。 „Dammit your mother!” Zhou Yu spent the tremendous strength to make an effort to the Santana 2000 wind shield glasses to pound a big brick. “我草你妈！”周宇费了九牛二虎之力将一块大砖头用力向桑塔纳2000的风挡玻璃砸了过去。 „beep beep, automatic rebound system initiation......” Santana 2000 have the rhythm called two, along with the twinkle of red light...... “嘟嘟,自动反弹系统启动……”桑塔纳2000有节奏的叫了两声,伴随着红光的闪烁…… „”!, Has not waited for Zhou Yu to respond what's the matter, the brick was rebounded, the solid racket on the face of Zhou Yu, has pounded black and blue him immediately. “哐”！的一声,还没等周宇反应过来怎么回事儿,砖头就被反弹了回来,结结实实的拍在了周宇的脸上,顿时把他砸了个鼻青脸肿。 Zhou Yu this chapter asks for advice this flamboyant car(riage) was fierce, resenting scolded: „Smelly Brat, puts in order me, the father and you have not ended.” Zhou Yu more wants more to be angry, mother, this car(riage) is weird, although in the heart is angry, actually does not dare to continue again hurriedly. 周宇这回算是领教到这牛逼车的厉害了,愤恨的骂道:“臭小子,整我,老子和你没完。”周宇越想越生气,妈的,这车邪门,虽然心中有气,却不敢再继续造次。 Suddenly, Zhou Yu gets a sudden inspiration, his paternal grandmother, father cannot move you, is disgusting you on the abuse! 忽然,周宇灵机一动,他奶奶的,老子动不了你,就恶习恶心你！ About Zhou Yu looked, four sides sees nobody, therefore fast takes off the pants, aims at the Santana 2000 fronts, urinates to urinate. 周宇左右看了看了,见四面无人,于是飞快地脱下裤子,对准桑塔纳2000的车头,尿起尿来。 „beep beep, moist exceeding the allowed figure, after the automatic drying system starts......” Santana 2000 had still made a sound two next, the red light glitters...... “嘟嘟,潮湿度超标,自动烘干系统启动……”桑塔纳2000仍然响了两下后,红光闪烁…… „~~!” Zhou Yu only felt that a burning hot the air current raids to his Little Brother, Zhou Yu jumps three chi (0.33 m) high, jumped far away, what was pitiful, on the Little Brother had been burnt n blisters. “嗷~~！”周宇只感觉一股炙热的气流向他的小弟弟袭来,周宇一跳三尺高,蹦开了老远,可怜的是,小弟弟上面已经被灼出了n个水泡。 Zhou Yu breathless could not attend to continue destroy Santana 2000, hurried to take the pants, sneaked in the own BMW, sped along to go to nearby hospital. 周宇气急败坏的顾不上去继续破坏桑塔纳2000了,赶紧提上裤子,钻进了自己的宝马,向附近的医院飞驰而去。 At this moment, I am neutralizing Xu Ruoyun to flirt in the classroom, in the mind is imagining the Zhou Yu bad luck appearance, one specialty burglary protection system when this Santana 2000 on, installs Xu Qingwei was bored to study, has not experimented. 此刻,我正在教室中和许箬芸调情,脑海中正在想象着周宇倒霉的样子,这辆桑塔纳2000上,安装了徐庆伟无聊时研究出的一套专业防盗系统,还没有试验过。 How however regardless of I have not thought that this Zhou Yu such fool, will be urinating to my car(riage)...... Otherwise I must smile to cramp really...... 不过我无论如何也没想到这个周宇会如此的傻逼,对着我的车去撒尿……不然我真的是要笑到抽筋了…… „The Martial Uncle ancestor, I to Beichen (North Star), stopped the car(riage) near your car(riage).” Du Xiaowei called telephone me. “师叔祖,我到北辰了,把车停在了你的车边上。”杜小威给我打来了电话。 „Hehe, you do not come to be also all right actually, you look after Yanyan their safety.” I said. “呵呵,其实你不过来也没事儿,你去照看一下颜妍她们的安全。”我说道。 „Their I have arranged specialist to be responsible for their securities in the school, I do not feel relieved the Martial Uncle ancestor, the matter that recently had were too many, therefore I think or decided that accompanies side you.” Du Xiaowei said. “她们我已经安排了专人在学校负责他们的安全,我不放心师叔祖,最近发生的事情太多了,所以我想了想还是决定过来陪在你身边。”杜小威说道。 „Good, you waited for me to be good in the car(riage), had the matter I to make your phone call.” I said that has hung up the telephone. “好吧,那你在车里等着我就行了,有事儿我打你电话。”我说完挂断了电话。 „Was right, the husband, has Donation Meeting this afternoon, we also donate money!” Xu Ruoyun said to me. “对了,老公,今天下午有个募捐大会,咱们也去捐款吧！”许箬芸对我说道。 „Donation Meeting? Donation disaster relief?” I asked. “募捐大会？捐款赈灾？”我问道。 „Yes, starting from May, national many places had the drought this year, I want the area people to make a contribution...... Xu Ruoyun to say to us”. “是的,今年从五月份开始,全国很多地方都发生了干旱,我想给咱区人民做点儿贡献……”许箬芸说道。 „Has not thought, my numerous wife is so good, good, was you did not say, this matter husband will also support!” I stroke Xu Ruoyun beautiful hair saying: „Is your own money is insufficient, wants to exploit your husband flatter!” “没想到,我的芸芸老婆这么善良,好的,就是你不说,这种事情老公也会支持的！”我抚摸着许箬芸的秀发说道:“是不是你自己的钱不够,想剥削一下你的老公阿！” „, The Yanyan elder sister did not say, your thing is our sisters, therefore did not call to exploit you!” Xu Ruoyun said with a smile. “才不是呢,颜妍姐说了,你的东西就是我们姐妹的,所以才不叫剥削你！”许箬芸笑道。 „Hehe, yes, when the time comes you want to contribute many, you could rest assured that the husband can pay.” I have also smiled, Zhao Yanyan this girl, gave to teach this Xu Ruoyun. “呵呵,是啊,到时候你想捐多少都可以,你放心,老公付得起。”我也笑了,赵颜妍这丫头啊,把许箬芸都给教成这样了。 The words said that Zhou Yu rushes to the hospital, after the Little Brother wraps up, breathless has run back the school, but this he was said that anything does not dare to annoy that strange car(riage) again. 话说周宇跑到医院,将小弟弟包扎以后,气急败坏的跑回了学校,不过这回他是说什么也不敢再去惹那辆古怪的车了。