UR :: Volume #12

#1175: This is a riddle!


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Bai Xue sneaked in the gate, patted the chest, finally relaxes, Father and Mother had not discovered, it seems like today will not present what careless mistake again, turns around to see that He Fenglu is moving toward oneself, the embarrassed spitting tongue, after all yesterday the night non- home to return, making a He Fenglu person defend the vacant room alone, seemingly a little does not uphold justice. 白雪钻进了门,拍了拍胸口,终于松了口气,老爸老妈都没有发现,看来今天不会再出现什么纰漏了,转身看到何风露正向自己走过来,不好意思的吐了吐舌头,毕竟昨天自己夜不归宿,让何风露一个人独守空房,貌似有点不太仗义。 Yeah! Lulu haven't you taken a bath?” Bai Xue suddenly discovered that He Fenglu simply does not have the taking a bath appearance from head to foot, immediately feels a little surprise. “哎!露露你没洗澡?”白雪突然发现何风露从头到脚根本就没有一点洗澡的样子,顿时觉得有点诧异。 No? What's wrong?” The He Fenglu state of mind had restored most probably, but sees own good best friend, in the heart a little is not quite comfortable, after all oneself just almost abandoned her lower part happiness, but seemed like to be many illegibile relations with her boyfriends. “没有啊?怎么了?”何风露心绪已经恢复了大半,不过看到自己的好闺蜜,心里还是有点不太自在,毕竟自己刚刚差点废了她的下半身幸福,而貌似自己跟她的男友中间多了一种不清不楚的关系。 He Fenglu a little does not dare to look at the eye of Bai Xue, pretends to lower the head to reorganize the clothes. 何风露有点不敢去看白雪的眼睛,假装低头整理衣服。 That Su Ke said a moment ago you are taking a bath, he said that waited for your a while to send back to me the clothes otherwise early!” Bai Xue is saying while entered the bathroom, stares slightly, but quick returned to normal, takes up to brush the tooth glass, turned head also to say the sentence toward outside: Lulu, I first washed Oh! “那刚才苏克说你在洗澡,他说等了你一会儿要不然早把衣服给我送回去了!”白雪一边说着一边进了卫生间,稍稍一愣,不过很快又恢复了正常,拿起刷牙缸,扭头朝着外面又说了句:“露露,我先洗漱了哦! He Fenglu felt that on face burning, immediately responded Su Ke should be scatters one slightly to lie to Bai Xue, but fell on the reveal to oneself, can Bai Xue suspect that what we did do? 何风露感觉脸上火辣辣的,顿时反应过来苏克应该是对白雪撒了一个小谎,可是到自己这边就露陷了,白雪会不会怀疑我们都干了些什么? more thinks more feels a little helpless, this issue cannot reply, is the reply, possibly date has the loophole, hears in the bathroom to broadcast the sound that Bai Xue cleans the teeth, the He Fenglu sudden eye one bright: Xue'er, I gives you to come up with a riddle! What kind of?” 越想越是觉得有点不知所措,这个问题不能回答,越是回答,可能约会出现漏洞,听到卫生间里传来白雪刷牙的声音,何风露突然眼睛一亮:“雪儿,我给你出个谜语啊!怎么样?” He Fenglu by the threshold of bathroom, Bai Xue turned head wu wu complied with one, continued to clean the teeth. 何风露靠在卫生间的门槛上,白雪扭头呜呜的应了一声,继续刷牙。 You listened! This riddle is this: One small stick five cuns (2.5 cm), has a wool light, when inserts to batter, pulls out brings the limewater.” “你听好了啊!这个谜语是这样的:一个小棍五寸长,一头有毛一头光,插进去横冲直撞,拔出来时带着白浆。” ! c-cough! c-cough! Bai Xue originally also in earnest is listening to the He Fenglu riddle, when listens to this complete four words, immediately flushed with excitement (or anger), follows close on liquid dentifrice to puff out, the present mirror changes beyond all recognition immediately. “噗!咳咳!咳咳!白雪本来还在认真的听着何风露的谜语,等到听完这完整的四句话,顿时唰的一下面红耳赤,紧跟着一口刷牙水就喷了出去,眼前的镜子顿时面目全非。 He Fenglu has not thought that the response of Bai Xue is so intense, somewhat is immediately scared, looks at endless of Bai Xue cough, hurries, makes an effort to pat her back: You? Does not clean the teeth well!” 何风露没想到白雪的反应这么激烈,顿时有些傻眼,看着白雪咳嗽的没完没了,赶紧走过去,使劲拍着她的后背:“你怎么了?不好好刷牙!” Lulu!” Bai Xue hurried to rinse rinsing mouth, looks at He Fenglu, an inconceivable appearance, has not thought that since always has been graceful natural, beautiful solemn best friend, actually will say such riddle. 露露!”白雪赶紧重新漱了漱口,看着何风露,一副不可思议的样子,万万没有想到一向以来都是优雅大方,美丽端庄的闺蜜,竟然会说出如此的谜语。 Through this riddle, Bai Xue associates to the scene that yesterday and Su Ke fought, immediately appeared this riddle with meticulous care, lifelikeness that spirited of description, outlined. 通过这个谜语,白雪联想到昨天自己与苏克大战的场景,顿时显得这个谜语丝丝入扣,描绘的生动活泼,勾勒的栩栩如生。 He Fenglu looks on the Bai Xue face that chunqing to fill the air, the corner of the eye brings supple wave that swings the people's heart mortal form, even some happy expression meaningful strange feelings of that corners of the mouth. 何风露看着白雪脸上那种chunqing弥漫,眼角都带着荡人心魄的柔波,甚至那嘴角的笑意都有些意味深长的古怪感。 What's wrong?” He Fenglu confuses regarding the performance of Bai Xue, being confused is looking at her. “怎么了?”何风露对于白雪的表现十分迷惑,一头雾水的瞧着她。 How you become such color suddenly!” Bai Xue wiped a lower jaw, probably sees He Fenglu for the first time, is saying while first blush but actually. “你怎么突然变得这么色!”白雪抹了一下嘴,像是第一次看到何风露似的,一边说着一边自己倒先红了脸。 Color?” Then He Fenglu was puzzled, didn't oneself speak a riddle? How to turn into the color? “色?”这下何风露更是不解了,自己就不是说了一个谜语吗?怎么就变成色了? What movie did you watch recently?” “你是不是最近看了什么电影啊?” What movie?” “什么电影?” Like what «Caribbean» and so on?” “像什么《加勒比》之类的?” What movies is that?” “那是些什么电影?” Is among some men and women the fit movie, is the close-up, to riddle that you said a moment ago!” Bai Xue have looked actually secretly, even Xia Qishen had patted initially «Macao Heat» has looked, naturally cannot let off like that Japanese big piece. “就是一些男女之间合体的电影啊,全都是特写镜头,就跟你刚才说的谜语似的!”白雪自己倒是偷偷看过,甚至连当初夏棋深拍过的《澳门热》都看过,像那种东瀛大片自然不会放过。 What did you talk nonsense?” He Fenglu air/Qi small face red, put out a hand toward the Bai Xue arm fan slap: You yourself looked were good, I did not look at these things!” “你胡说什么呢?”何风露气得小脸一片通红,伸手就朝着白雪的胳膊扇了一巴掌:“你自己看就行了,我可不看那些东西!” You added this riddle a moment ago! The too straightforward scarlet fruit, I somewhat could not bear!” Bai Xue seems like the words that coordinated itself to speak, two hands held the chest, but also hit to tremble. “那你刚才还说这个谜语!太直白赤果了,我都有些受不了了!”白雪像是在配合自己说的话,两手抱胸,还打了个寒颤。 This riddle He Fenglu from online saw a while ago, oneself simply had not guessed correctly at that time, afterward making known answer time, detected suddenly, originally this riddle said cleans the teeth, a moment ago to shift the topic, spoke this riddle directly, who knows that was misunderstood this appearance by Bai Xue unexpectedly. 这个谜语还是前段时间何风露从网上看到的,当时自己根本就没有猜到,后来揭晓答案的时候,才猛然发觉,原来这谜语说的就是刷牙,刚才为了转移话题,直接把这个谜语说了出来,谁知道竟然被白雪误会成了这个样子。 You must die! What I said is cleans the teeth!” He Fenglu to prove own pureness, the direct making known answer, stares the big eye to look at Bai Xue, sees her frowned, as if in judgment answer correct or not. “你要死啦!我说的是刷牙!”何风露为了证明自己的清白,直接揭晓答案,瞪大眼睛看着白雪,就看到她皱了皱眉,似乎在判断答案的正确与否。 „, Also almost, but Lulu I you told that Oh! Bai Xue said while pasted near the ear of He Fenglu, lowered the sound, as she said character by character, face of He Fenglu bit by bit red, finally was a little even shameful, shoved open Bai Xue. “哦,也差不多,不过露露我跟你说哦!白雪一边说一边贴在了何风露的耳边,压低了声音,随着她一个字一个字的说,何风露的脸一点一点的红,最后甚至有点无地自容,一把推开了白雪 You let alone, your too hoodlum!” He Fenglu hears is so careful, during the spoken languages that Bai Xue said what uses is the practical style, said exceptionally lifelike, but in oneself brain braves suddenly before then, oneself look at Su Ke that fellow helplessly, lies softly from one loach that turns into the big dragon all of a sudden. “你别说了,你太流氓了!”何风露听到白雪说的这么仔细,言语间用的是写实的风格,说的异常的逼真,可是自己脑子里突然就冒出来在此之前,自己眼睁睁的看着苏克的那个家伙,从一个软趴趴的泥鳅,一下子变成大龙。 Moreover is really one has wool light! 而且还真的是一头有毛一头光耶! more thinks more is the whole body is dry and hot, moreover that riddle that spoke a moment ago by a Bai Xue explanation, immediately was turned into the filthy riddle, thinks oneself a moment ago also very self-satisfied to the Bai Xue lecture, shaming the whole body is not comfortable, flushed with excitement (or anger), lowers the head, hu-hu breathing heavily. 越想越是浑身燥热,而且刚才自己说的那个谜语被白雪一解释,马上就变成了秽谜语,想到自己刚才还很是得意的给白雪讲,羞得浑身不自在,面红耳赤,低着头,呼哧呼哧的喘着粗气。 Hehe! This riddle was you says! This may be pretty good I!” A Bai Xue face smiles tenderly, said , must turn around to wash the face slightly, but immediately the revolutions is also excessive: Lulu, I also give you to come up with a riddle, you are listening! Lifts the hot bedding, touches toward the leg on, breaks off two legs, toward puts at present! The truth is also a movement!” “嘿嘿!这个谜语可是你说的啊!这个可不赖我!”白雪一脸娇笑,说完之后稍稍顿了顿,就要转身过去洗脸,不过马上又转过了头:“露露,我也给你出一个谜语,你听着啊!掀开热被窝,就往腿上摸,掰开两条腿,就往眼前搁!谜底也是一个动作!” He Fenglu originally because that riddle makes flushed with excitement (or anger), without thinking in this has such connotation unexpectedly, therefore Bai Xue the riddle just said that immediately was guessed correctly by her almost, what also isn't that? 何风露本来就因为自己那个谜语弄得面红耳赤,没有想到这里面竟有如此内涵,所以白雪的这个谜语刚一说出来,顿时就被她猜到个差不多,还不就是那啥吗? Your hateful! Your hoodlum!” The He Fenglu cheek was then redder, clenching jaws scolded toward Bai Xue, followed close on must flee from the bathroom place is apt to get into trouble, but has not walked two steps, made Bai Xue hold on the arm. “你讨厌!你流氓!”何风露这下脸蛋更红了,咬牙切齿的朝着白雪骂道,紧跟着就要逃离卫生间这个是非之地,不过还没走两步,就让白雪拉住了胳膊。 You are hoodlum! What do you think? What I said is wears eyeglasses movement to be good!” Appearance that a Bai Xue face sinister plot works, is saying while hehe smiles. “你才是流氓呢!你想什么呢?我说的是戴眼镜这个动作好不好!”白雪一脸奸计得逞的样子,一边说着一边嘿嘿直笑。 „Your your driving me mad!” He Fenglu stamps the feet, an arm that cast off Bai Xue, turned head to run, stood before the window, looks at outside, while is breathing heavily. “你你你气死我了!”何风露一跺脚,一把甩开了白雪的胳膊,扭头就跑了出去,站在窗前,一边看着外面,一边喘着粗气。
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