UAAGM :: Volume #1

#67: Must eat many brain fragments to have so emotional quotient


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Worried that the character opens the two sides, various autumn heart half. Speaking of female teacher Tang Chou of Huahai University- becomes famous in the entire Xijing colleges. 1 meter 75 model stature, 88.56 .86 perfect measurements add on that sexy the beautiful appearance to make each man not be oneself again sufficiently ; 愁字拆两边,秋心各一半。说到华海大学的女老师唐愁-在整个西京院校都是出了名的。一米75模特般的身材,88.56.86完美的三围再加上那性感的美貌足以让每个男人神魂颠倒; But if only this can be recognized by the entire colleges as China most yearned that receives the lesson female teacher's first, that was too superficial? In fact, they compare to think also wants to be superficial. 但是如果只是这样就可以被全院校公认为“红国最向往受到教训的女老师第一名”,那是不是太肤浅了点?实际上,他们比想的还要肤浅些。 What Tang Chou is most famous is her charming moving teaching, her frown and smile cancel the person soul, every word and deed make one be frightened out of one's wits, raise the head to step in have to jolt meaning of dragon but actually phoenix ; Listens to her class to be incomparable enjoyment is also supreme suffering, it is said once one group of God's favored ones, because cannot bear Tang Chou to charm teaching in bone, finally after finishing class , the pants were all wet, since then degenerated into the myth. 唐愁最有名的是她那妩媚动人的讲课,她的一颦一笑勾人魂魄,一言一行让人又魂飞魄散,举头投足都带有颠龙倒凤的意味;听她的课即是无比的享受也是至上的折磨,据说曾有一群天之骄子因为受不了唐愁媚惑到骨子里的讲课,结果下课后裤子全湿了,从此沦为了神话。 Therefore was presented as Bewitching Autumn Heart 因此被奉为“妖艳之秋心 Fang Mengze said that if can accept Teacher Tang Chou to teach a time alone, the book of this whole life was not white read. 方梦泽说如果能接受一次唐愁老师单独教导,这辈子的书就不算白读了。 Regarding the speech of this draft animal, Chen Ling is the look that throws to despise, but will hear Tang Chou to teach a course again in the afternoon, Chen Ling with them together with the past. 对于这牲口的发言,陈零是投以鄙视的眼神,不过再听到下午唐愁会开课,陈零还是和他们一起跟了过去。 No. 1 assembly hall can accommodate more than 500 people, is very large-scale speech assembly hall, the assembly hall equipment first-class, when construction also after the careful design, stands in the lecture room speaks, can pass on again low voice in everyone ear. 一号礼堂能容纳五百多人,是个很大规模的演讲礼堂,礼堂设备一流,构建时也是经过精心的设计,站在讲堂说话,再小声也能传在每个人耳里。 The Chen Ling gang enters the arena two hours ahead of schedule, who once thinks that the Tang Chou charm was too big, the entire assembly hall is full house, asked that sits in the side schoolmate: Did you eat meal? 陈零一伙人是提前两个小时进场的,谁曾想到唐愁的魅力实在太大了,整个礼堂已经是座无虚席,问一个坐在靠边的同学:你吃饭了? The schoolmate answered: Eats meal? Your brain burnt out, this was the class of Tang big beautiful woman, I also waited for her to eat me. 那同学答曰:吃饭?你脑子烧坏了吧,这可是唐大美女的课啊,我还等着她来吃我呢。 The people blush with shame. 众人汗颜。 Fang Mengze complained that they should not eat meal, now the position does not have. 方梦泽就抱怨他们不该去吃饭,现在位置都没了。 Regarding so many people, Chen Ling is also very accidental/surprised, moreover discovered that also has the student from other school to come with admiration much. Found out: Tang Chou is the archaeology department in name, but actually its specialized general most time in the outside archaeology investigation, the research, usually in return to the times school rarely. 对于这么多人,陈零也是很意外,而且发现还有不少来自外校的学生慕名而来。一问才知道:唐愁名义上是属于考古系的,但其实本身专业一般大多数时间都是在外面考古调查,研究,平日里难得回次学校。 A semester is also not necessarily able on a class, no wonder so many people. 一个学期也未必能上一堂课,也难怪这么多人。 But, several people also had a bloody road to find one also to calculate that the good corridor, compared with blocked outside schoolmate, the luck is good. 无奈之下,几人也就杀出了一条血路找到了一个还算不错的过道,比起很多拦在外面的同学,运气已经不错了。 This assembly hall simply is the miniature of Huahai University circle.” Fang Mengze honk shouted. “这次礼堂简直就是华大圈子的缩影嘛。”方梦泽嘟嚷一声。 Others are looking at him on the doubts, Fang Mengze pouts. 其他人就疑惑望着他,方梦泽努了努嘴。 Following his look, discovered that he so will be why sigh with emotion. 顺着他的眼神,就发现他为什么会这么感慨了。 The person who this time comes although are many, a seat even was pushed 34 schoolmates, but is the environment obviously is actually incompatible before most several rows of seats. 这次来的人虽然很多,一个座位甚至被挤了三四个同学,可是在最前的几排座位却是和周围环境明显格格不入。 Sits the youth men and women in most front position is stylish, is in high spirits ; Their each one chatted in a soft voice with a smile, put out from the mouth is some funds, jewelry, jewelry, banquet, luxury car and antique, the cruise wait/etc these belts a luxurious noun, the line of sight is actually looking at periphery these to quarrel the mixed student a little to disdain to hear it. 坐在最前排位置上的青年男女无不是衣着光鲜,神采飞扬;他们各自轻声笑着聊天,从嘴里吐出的却都是些基金、珠宝、首饰、宴会、名车、古董,游轮等等这些带着一丝奢侈的名词,视线望着周围那些吵杂的学生有点不屑闻之。 These hold gold/metal soup spoon the air/Qi field of young master young lady's to gather also really to make one to feel inferior, few students are willing to provoke, finally forcefully cut a demarcation line in this classroom. 这些含着金汤匙的公子小姐的气场集合起来还真是叫人自卑,没有几个学生愿意去招惹,结果硬生生的在这个教室划开了一条界线。 In this, Chen Ling also sees an Acquaintance Wen Ming. 在这里面,陈零还看到一个熟人-文明 Hears in the legend for the first time Bewitching Autumn Heart class Wen Ming, sat to be good to sit with the Second Brother He Shaofeng help, although was the third row in the circle is to compare end position, but the good and evil and these students compared are also the status different are not. 第一次来听传说中“妖艳之秋心”课的文明,在二哥何少锋帮助下就坐上了好坐,虽然是第三排在圈子是比较末尾的位置,但好歹和那些学生比起也是身份不同不是。 Looks look that the surrounding these students envy the envy, Wen Ming was very at heart self-satisfied, this is he imagines Huahai University to have the stance that where will look like his provincial party committee young master to eat the dog shit a short time ago continuously, cracked a joke. 看着周围那些学生羡慕嫉妒的眼神,文明心里别提有多得意了,这才是他想象中华大应该有的姿态,哪像前不久他这个省委公子会连续吃到狗屎,开玩笑嘛。 Is also seeing Chen Ling in complacent Wen Ming at this time, sees Chen Ling poor by corridor stand, Wen Ming at heart that crisp, 正在洋洋得意的文明这时也看到了陈零,看到陈零寒酸的靠在过道站,文明心里那个爽啊, This fellow eventually low first-grade. Aiya, this is not famous Chen Ling Senior Brother, how to look for a position to sit?” Wen Ming lets success go to the head greets, his sound is very resounding, makes everyone hear sufficiently. 这个家伙终究还是比自己低一等的。“哎呀,这不是鼎鼎大名的陈零学长啊,怎么不找个位置坐下来啊?”文明得意忘形就打了个招呼,他的声音很响亮,足以让每个人都听见。 Everyone the eye light shoots on Chen Ling. 唰唰唰,所有人就把目光射在了陈零身上。 Chen Ling this name recently frequently appeared in the school weekly report, just like became the lead of newspaper serial TV opera quickly. Sees Chen Ling overly cautious and prudent standing in the corridor, therefore discussed low voice. 陈零这个名字最近在校周报可是频繁出现,俨然都快成为报纸连续剧的主角了。看到陈零老实巴交的站在过道,于是一个个就小声议论起来。 Was he snatched the new student/life top beautiful woman.” “就是他抢了新生头号美女啊。” Heard that the student association chairmen appreciate him very much.” “听说学生会主席很欣赏他呢。” „, But also thinks that is which young master.” “哦,还以为是哪个公子呢。” „Very ordinary.” “很普通嘛。” These discussion Wen Ming want, saw, the actor of school weekly report at this moment was also not pitiful stood to see a play, how the civilians again red were also a clown, arrived at the critical moment each other status disparity to come. 这些议论正是文明想要的,看到了吧,校周报的男主角此刻还不是可怜的站在旁边看戏,平民再怎么红也是个小丑罢了,一到关键时刻彼此身份差距就来了。 By Wen Ming also sits several Eldest Young Master with circle, they also looked at Chen Ling curiously, disdaining is also good to despise, they will not slander anything for this reason. 文明旁边也坐着几位同个圈子的大少,他们也是好奇的看了一眼陈零,不屑也好轻视也罢,他们倒不会为此去诋毁什么。 The civilians, the waste argument has no meaning is their consensus. 平民而已,浪费口舌没什么意思是他们的共识。 But Wen Ming arrives at Huahai University for the first time, who would have guessed that the unspoken rule of Huahai University this circle, therefore is directing to Chen Ling with nearby male student, ridiculed introduction Chen Ling, but pours also has several meddlesome echoing. 可是文明第一次来到华大,哪知道华大这个圈子的潜规则,于是就和旁边的男生对着陈零指指点点,奚落的介绍着陈零,不过倒也有几个好事的附和。 Senior Brother, could not find the position, that was too pitiful, was inferior that my gave you...... to be natural, my shoes were quite dirty, you are willing to help the words that I wiped off......” 学长,是不是找不到位置,那太可怜了,不如我的让给你吧……当然了,我的鞋比较脏,你愿意帮我擦掉的话……” The tone of this naked provocation made Chen Ling dormitory several brothers get angry. 这种赤裸裸挑衅的语气让陈零宿舍几个兄弟就怒了。 Fang Mengze cursed angrily: SB, you shouted anything.” 方梦泽怒骂道:“SB,你他妈的嚷什么呢。” Wu Gang from the back racket his shoulder, preventing him to begin. 吴刚从背后拍拍他的肩膀,阻止了他想要动手。 Eldest child, this SB was too rampant.” “老大,这SB太嚣张了。” Chen Ling, do you know him?” Wu Gang shows a faint smile. 陈零,你认识他吗?”吴刚微微一笑。 Saying that Zhang Deng despises: Is that makes a bet to eat the sign to run away finally?” 张灯就鄙夷的说道:“是不是那个打赌吃牌最后跑掉的?” Fang Mengze knows that which play several brothers are performing, therefore tranquil anger, said grinningly: Originally is that going back on word coward.” 方梦泽知道几个兄弟在演哪出戏了,于是平静了怒气,笑嘻嘻道:“原来是那个食言的孬种。” Do not say. He has not gone back on word.” Chen Ling said. “别这么说啊。他可没有食言啊。”陈零就笑着说。 „Did he eat the sign?” “他吃牌了?” Eats the sign not to have the challenging, this Wen Ming study younger brother ate the excrement.” Chen Ling pouts: Otherwise did you think him a moment ago the inborn smelly breath?” “吃牌多没挑战性,这位文明学弟去吃屎了。”陈零努了努嘴:“不然你以为他刚才天生口臭吗?” His words, the assembly hall on the laughter during a performance, thought the arrogant circle men and women including Wen Ming. 他话一出,礼堂就笑场了,包括文明自以为傲的圈子男女。 Three brothers are full of admiration that admire. 三个兄弟就是五体投地那个佩服。 Cannot look, the youngest really said is ruthless enough. 看不出来啊,老幺说得还真够狠啊。 Came the students to hear Wen Ming saying that ahead of time very much bored that words know had the good play to look, but also wants to look to evolve the brawl, finally Chen Ling that side dormitory several people sang a duet, did in a few words Wen Ming. 原本提前来学生都很无聊听到文明说那话就知道有好戏看了,还想看着会不会演变成斗殴事件,结果陈零那边宿舍几人一唱一和,三言两语就把文明搞下去了。 Eating the sign this time gambles they are knows that but is not clear about the litigant, now saw that Wen Ming clenched jaws not to deny to smile immediately. 吃牌这次赌博他们是知道的,不过并不清楚当事人,现在看到文明咬牙切齿却没有否定顿时全笑了起来。 The Wen Ming complexion seriously was as smelly as the extreme, was the same circle men and women cannot bear reveal the ridicule and despising. Said that such person sits together is really disgusting, originally was hits to lose on the coward of running and so on. 文明脸色当真是臭到极点了,就是同一个圈子男女都忍不住露出嘲笑和鄙视。说有这样的人坐在一起真是恶心,原来是个打赌输了就跑的孬种云云。 Wen Ming retook under the table indignantly, finally brought in a bigger laughter, sits in the first row of girl ridiculed that said: Yo, sent the spoiled-boy behavior, could not play not to play. 文明气愤的重拍了下桌子,结果引来了更大的笑声,坐在第一排的一个女孩就嘲笑的说了:哟,发少爷脾气了呢,玩不起就别玩嘛。 One group of fart people, you stand to look.” The anger launches a psychological attack, Wen Ming wants not to think that the crack scolded. “一群屁民,你们就站在旁边看吧。”怒火攻心,文明想都不想破口骂道。 Then, he caused the popular indignation, was discontented with him together with a person of circle. 这下,他算是引起了民愤,连同一个圈子的人都对他不满了。 Chen Ling shakes the head: Must eat many brain fragments to have so emotional quotient. 陈零就摇头:要吃多少脑残片才能有这般情商啊。 Welcome the general book friends to visit reading, latest, quickest and hottest serial publication performs in the mobile phone user welcome to reading. 欢迎广大书友光临阅读,最新、最快、最火的连载作品尽在手机用户请到阅读。
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