When Chen Ling said no longer is a good person, was happy with the dormitory three brothers. Oldest Wu Gang said the youngest, you inborn is a life of good person. 当陈零说不再做一个好人的时候,同宿舍三个兄弟不由乐了。年龄最大的吴刚说老幺,你丫天生就是一个好人的命。 Other two brothers are cheerful the nod, an eldest child's words point right. 其他两个兄弟乐呵着点头,老大的话一点没错。 Do not look Chen Ling long is not leads the extreme, but the eye is clean, feels especially purely, shy. The 90% pairs of his first impression is: This child is really honest. 别看陈零长的不是帅到极点,但眼睛非常干净,给人感觉特单纯,青涩。百分之九十对他第一印象就是:这个孩子真老实啊。 With the third child Zhang Deng words: Even if Chen Ling touches the buttocks of beautiful woman, the beautiful woman must apologize like him, said that I should not collect the buttocks and so on. 用老三张灯的话来说:就算陈零去摸美女的屁股,美女还要像他道歉,说我不该把臀部凑过去云云。 In brief two character good and honest, three character especially good and honest that types! 总之两个字善良,三个字特善良那种！ This makings add the appearance, you did not mediate that world not to have the good person. 这种气质加外貌,你不做好人那世界就没好人了。 Chen Ling is very depressed about three mindless natural mouths. 陈零对三个没心没肺的性口很郁闷。 The second child enough loyalty asked: „Was the youngest, sexually harassed by the beautiful woman?” Was saying smiles, remembered passing „brilliance deeds” obscenely. 老二够义气问道:“老幺,是不是被美女调戏了？”说着一阵淫笑,想起了过往的“光辉事迹”。 Chen Ling shows the whites of the eyes. „Was given the insult by the aunt!!” 陈零翻了个白眼。“被大妈给侮辱了！！” „I depend, did the youngest, you go to bank taking the money to finish virgin's body?” The second child called out. “我靠,老幺,你去银行取钱原来是要结束处男之身么？”老二叫道。 „Youngest, how matter?” Eldest child Wu Gang properly. “老幺,到底怎么一回事？”还是老大吴刚正经点。 Originally because Chen Ling the new semester begins school to go to the bank to take the money, bumped into a woman. That woman looked that Chen Ling especially is probably chaste, therefore shows off delightedly, said oneself received a prize-winning telephone prize is a sedan car, but must pay 20 prize tax money, wanted her to remit money in advance 100,000 Yuan, therefore came to the bank. 原来陈零因为新学期开学去银行取钱,碰到了一个妇女。那个妇女看陈零大概特纯洁于是就眉飞色舞炫耀起来,说自己接到了一个中奖电话奖品是一台小轿车,但是要交20奖品税款,要她先行汇款十万元,于是就到银行来了。 Chen Ling one hear gawked, this is not very typical prize-winning swindler. Then the persuasion of good intention she do not believe, anything draws a prize-winning ticket, the remit money is a swindler. Who knows that this woman is not glad, the heart said that I am looked your genuine talent told you, you talked about what major principle to the old lady, indeed I was very stupid, therefore cursed Chen Ling to be jealous, envy. 陈零一听就愣了,这不是很典型的中奖骗子么。便好心的劝说她不要相信,什么中奖,汇钱都是骗子。谁知道这个妇女就不乐意了,心说我是看你老实才告诉你的,你给老娘讲什么大道理啊,敢情我很蠢吗,于是大骂陈零眼红,嫉妒。 Chen Ling wondered, I am jealous you not to have the brain. Originally also wants to report to the police, but this woman has claimed her husband is such and such senior officials, Chen Ling also manages her on being disinclined, I am nosy- multibarreled what others 's business. 陈零就纳闷了,我妒忌你没脑子吗。本来还想报警的,不过这个女人一直声称她的丈夫是某某高官,陈零也就懒得理她,我狗拿耗子-多管什么闲事啊。 „The youngest, the person of feeling sorry for must have the hateful place, having a clear conscience was good.” “老幺,可怜之人必有可恨之处,问心无愧就好了。” „This woman is a corruption! Gets what one deserves.” “这种女人就是一个贪！活该。” Several other brothers comfort to say. 其他几位兄弟安慰道。 „Today begins school to greet the new student/life to go, perhaps several bring disaster on the nation and people.” “今天开学迎接新生去,说不定有几个祸国殃民的。” Chen Ling shows the whites of the eyes, rejected, stays in the dormitory to glance over the news alone, happen to saw that a somebody draws a prize-winning ticket to remit money, the bank staff and police station police officers prevent by any means possible, even led came, the above-mentioned person money Hui, the accident was deceived regrets not. The deceived essence is a corrupt character , the day falls the unexpected wealth to make the person interest smoke the heart no wonder. 陈零翻了个白眼,拒绝了,独自留在宿舍浏览起新闻,正好就看到一则某人中奖要汇款,银行工作人员和派出所干警千方百计阻止,甚至领导都来了,该人还是将钱汇了出去,事发被骗才懊悔莫及。骗的精华就是一个贪字,也难怪天降横财让人利益熏心。 The brain does not have the medicine to rescue remnantly. 脑残无药可救。 Chen Ling criticized the sentence. 陈零暗骂了句。 Is irrigating at the forum, the cell phone vibration on table makes a sound. 正在论坛上灌水,桌子上的手机震动响起来。 „Hey. Who.” Chen Ling asked careless. “喂。谁啊。”陈零漫不经心问道。 „Hello, Mr. Chen Ling!” In the telephone broadcast a very delightful sound, the Chen Ling bone quick cake. “你好,陈零先生！”电话里传来一声非常甜美的声音,陈零骨头都快酥了。 „Beautiful woman, hello/you good.” Chen Ling hehe said with a smile, with the brothers words, he is actually throwing over the wolf of sheepskin. “美女,你好。”陈零嘿嘿笑道,用兄弟们话来说,他其实就是披着羊皮的狼。 „I am „ upper boundary” customer service Xiao Ling, Mr. Chen Ling, congratulates you, you drew a prize-winning ticket. ” The Xiao Ling sound is really gentle like the water, Chen Ling pledged, the institute's first school flower that someone pats the horse cannot compare. “我是“上界”的客服小绫,陈零先生,恭喜你,你中奖了喔。”小绫的声音真是温柔如水,陈零发誓,学院第一校花那个谁谁谁拍马都比不上。 Draws a prize-winning ticket? 中奖？ Chen Ling hears this word to wake from being infatuated, I depend, the swindler delivered unexpectedly. According to the beforehand custom, he taught with skill and patience one then to hang probably, but the Xiao Ling sound was too interesting to listen, making Chen Ling unable to bear the decision sexually harass. 陈零听到这个词就从陶醉里醒过来,我靠,骗子居然送上门来了。按照以前习惯,他大概就循循善诱一番然后挂了,不过小绫声音实在太动听了,让陈零忍不住决定调戏一下。 „Did I draw a prize-winning ticket? What's the matter?” “我中奖了？怎么回事啊？” „Yes. According to the upper boundary principle, Mr. Chen Ling, you have completed 99999 good deeds, therefore you will obtain the prize that the upper boundary sends out.” Xiao Ling does not seem to listen to the change of Chen Ling tone, the attitude is still courteous. “是的。根据上界法则,陈零先生,你已经完成99999件好事,因此你将得到上界送出的奖品。”小绫似乎没听出陈零语气的变化,依旧态度谦恭。 Naturally, 当然, In Chen Ling heart this is the swindler necessary training. „Oh, the upper boundary has not listened, what is the website?” Chen Ling asked casually. 在陈零心底这是骗子必要的修养。“喔,上界没听过啊,网址是什么？”陈零随便问道。 „Sorry, Mr. Chen Ling, upper boundary material not to every opening!” “对不起,陈零先生,上界资料并不对凡界开放！” Pulls, but also upper boundary, every. Chen Ling curls the lip, said with a smile cunningly: „Beautiful woman, you called several husbands, I gave you to be good the prize.” 就扯吧,还上界,凡界呢。陈零撇了撇嘴,狡黠笑道:“美女,你叫几声老公,我把奖品送给你好了。” The telephone silent, Chen Ling can think sound that the appearance that an opposite party must go wild, however hears as before mild like jade, he is a little funny. 电话沉默了一段,陈零能想到一副对方要抓狂的样子,但是听到的声音依旧温润如玉,他不由有点好笑。 „Mr. Chen Ling, please do not crack a joke, now I must read out your prize to you, you can optionally be the same.” Feared that Chen Ling also said anything, she says immediately: „The first prize «Demon Law» itself/Ben, second prize «Space Ring», third prize 108 superpower wrist watch......” “陈零先生,请不要开玩笑了,现在我要对你宣读你的奖品,你将可以从中任选一样。”怕陈零又说什么,她立刻道:“第一件奖品《恶魔法则》一本,第二件奖品《空间戒指》一枚,第三件奖品108种超能力腕表一个……” „How you work, this thing also pulled.” Chen Ling was happy. “你们是怎么做事的,这东西也太扯了。”陈零不由乐了。 „Please respect my work!” Xiao Ling is calm. „Mr. Chen Ling, please choose to be the same!!” “请尊重我的工作！”小绫心平气和。“陈零先生,请选择一样吧！！” Also is really seldom, Chen Ling replied at will: „That what wrist watch.” 还真是煞有其事啊,陈零随意回答道:“那个什么腕表吧。” „Good, wishing you are happy!! The prize sends out immediately.” The young girls show a faint smile, then immediately makes the telephone call. “好的,祝你愉快！！奖品马上发出。”少女微微一笑,然后立刻挂掉了电话。 Also wants to sexually harass Chen Ling to be a little simple-hearted, this deceitful trick is is very non-specialized, the remittance account number, the mailing address had not asked probably. Thinks that funny prize, is dormitory how many brothers instead sexually harasses? 原本还想调戏一下的陈零有点木讷,这个骗术真的是很不专业,汇款账号,邮寄地址好像都没问。想想那搞笑的奖品,难道是宿舍几个兄弟反调戏？ Chen Ling looks at the telephone number that dials immediately, unexpectedly is 8 0. Returns dials, the number does not exist. Chen Ling gives up resentfully, 陈零马上看着打来的电话号码,居然是八个0。回拨,号码并不存在。陈零悻悻作罢, Bang bang bang. 砰砰砰。 Knock almost frightened is appreciating Chen Ling of Japanese love qing action movie on the sexual impotence. 一阵敲门声吓得正在欣赏日本爱qing动作片的陈零差点就阳痿了。 How to come back quickly, Chen Ling honk shouted is switching off the flat and thin piece to open the door, has not discovered the person, actually discovered a beautifully packaged gift box, the above also paper wrote addressee Chen Ling. 怎么这么快就回来了,陈零嘟嚷着关掉片子去开门,没有发现人,却发现了一个包装精美的礼盒,上面还有一张纸条写有收信人陈零。 Indeed which MM unrequited loves me? The Chen Ling shameless fantasy, sized up periphery had not discovered other suspicious places. 敢情哪个MM暗恋我？陈零无耻的幻想,打量了周围没有发现其他可疑之处。 Disassembles this fine gift box, inside is crystal small square box, in small square box is together the extremely fine wrist watch. 拆开这个精美的礼盒,里面是一个水晶方盒,方盒里是一块极其精美的腕表。 Chen Ling smiles, his present energy was the dormitory brothers is definitely comforting him, otherwise the not possible telephone just to fall, the thing appeared, was really one crowd of cute natural mouths. 陈零笑笑,他现在能肯定是宿舍兄弟在安慰他了,否则怎么也不可能电话刚落,东西就出现了,真是一群可爱的性口哇。 The wrist watch works very elegantly, just like jade unusual conditions, the quality of material exceptionally is unclearly soft, above inscribes 0 to 90 roman numerals, the edge has the scarlet red halo, the dead center is the complex clock and watch that a mechanical gear mixes, in addition the back has the strange writing that flashes before indistinctly. 腕表做工十分考究,宛若一块玉浑然天成,质地不明却异常柔软,上面刻有0到9十个罗马数字,边缘有赤红色的光晕,正中心则是一个机械齿轮混合的复杂钟表,除此之外背面有隐约闪现的古怪文字。 Too was simply cool. 简直太酷了。 Chen Ling is an animation fan, is looked merely was unable to put down to bring. 陈零是一个动漫迷,仅仅是看一眼就爱不释手带了上去。 The wrist watch pastes the skin like dissolving as one, is ordinary like the feather, gentle cannot feel any weight. 腕表一贴到皮肤就像溶为一体,像羽毛一般,轻柔的感觉不到任何重量。 Also Zhang Ming postcard in the gift box, Chen Ling took has come to see, immediately was speechless. 在礼盒里还有一张明信片,陈零拿过来看了下,顿时无语。 On the beautiful note writes a shoptalk. 秀丽的笔记上面写着一行话。 Mr. Chen Ling, please continue to be a good person! 陈零先生,请继续做一个好人吧！ Upper boundary, respect! 上界,敬！ „Day, starting today, I must be an unprincipled person......” “日啊,从今天起,我是要做一个坏人的啊……” 502 bedrooms exuded one to wail. 502寝室发出了一声哀嚎。 Welcome the general book friends to visit reading, latest, quickest and hottest serial publication performs in the mobile phone user welcome to reading. 欢迎广大书友光临阅读,最新、最快、最火的连载作品尽在手机用户请到阅读。