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#454: Marriage seeker requirements

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With confessing of Zhu Zhongba, was packed with the person between his live broadcasts to be getting more and more, has surpassed 1 million, 3 million and 5 million gradually...... to surely! 随着朱忠巴的自白,涌入他直播间的人越来越多了,渐渐地已经超过了百万、三百万、五百万……一直到千万！ All audience look at unemotional Zhu Zhongba dumbfoundedly, listens he has been making and each article misdemeanor, many people shook the essence, has not thought seemingly eye-catching and popular world giant Zhu Zhongba, the back unexpectedly was such a domestic animal. 所有观众都瞠目结舌地看着面无表情的朱忠巴,听着他做过的一桩桩、一件件坏事,很多人都震精了,怎么也没有想到看起来风光无限的世界巨头朱忠巴,背后竟然是这样一个畜生。 Boss Tang Zhiyi on Tang Family dragon soaring list soon obtained the news, after looking the live broadcast playbacked, flying into a rage of air/Qi, immediately leads the eldest son to make the paternity test, his eldest son was soon after missing. 唐家龙腾榜上的大佬唐志毅很快就得到了消息,看了直播回放以后,不由气的暴跳如雷,当即带着大儿子去做亲子鉴定了,不久之后他的大儿子就失踪了。 Zhu Changyan is also infuriated, has not thought that own son handled that matter to the sister-in-law unexpectedly, must know that he just captured sister-in-law's heart at that time, prepares also to marry to go home her, finally the sister-in-law committed suicide suddenly, his some yes what's the matter, had not thought unexpectedly because of this. 朱长彦同样火冒三丈,没想到自己的儿子居然对小姨子做了那种事情,要知道他当时刚刚俘虏了小姨子的芳心,准备将她也娶回家呢,结果小姨子突然自杀了,迄今他都有些不明白到底是怎么回事儿,没想到竟然是因为这样。 What a pity Zhu Changyan also in knows that afterward, this little while he brain big such as has fought, looks at Zhushan in great confusion dumbfoundedly, the whole person is ignorant. 可惜朱长彦也是在事后才知道的,这会儿他已经脑大如斗,瞠目结舌地看着乱成一团的朱山,整个人都已经懵了。 Zhushan, jade snow institute, Zhu Changyan four daughter Zhu Zhu residences. 朱山,玉雪院,朱长彦四女儿朱珠的居所。 Zhu Zhu also in live broadcast, but not on Venus, but on another overseas famous live broadcast website. 朱珠也在开直播,不过并不是在启明星上面,而是在另外一个国外的著名直播网站上面。 Zhu Zhu spread the big mouth, on the face is wiping several thick powder, on the eye wears the green eye shadow, the body wore the simple bikini, in everyone is seeking marriage among the live broadcasts. 朱珠涂着血盆大口,脸上抹了数层厚的脂粉,眼睛上戴着绿色的眼影,身上穿着简单的三点式,正对着直播间里的所有人征婚。 Zhu Zhu on this website is known, the fans counted have surpassed 100 million, once began broadcasting, immediately several million people supported. 在这个网站上面朱珠小有名气,粉丝数已经超过了一亿,所以一经开播,立即有数百万人来捧场。 „How Princess Zhu Zhu dresses up this today, is very familiar with.” “朱珠公主今天怎么打扮成这样,真的好不习惯呢。” „Vomits the feeling that...... has to plant to spit, this reminded me of Cuihua's pickled cabbage.” “呕……有种想吐的感觉,这让我想起了翠花的酸菜。” „In building do not speak at a venture, otherwise careful Princess Zhu Zhu delivers you to return to the western paradise, but Princess Zhu Zhu the Xuanyuan Dynasty super family Zhu Family princess, the subordinate does not know that has many Forming Cloud Realm powerhouse and Transforming Rain Realm pillar of the nation.” “楼上别乱说话,不然的话小心朱珠公主送你归西,朱珠公主可是轩辕皇朝超级家族朱家的公主,麾下不知道有多少成云境强者、化雨境国柱。” ...... …… Among the live broadcasts of watching the fun, Zhu Zhu smiles, but is matching her honour, really makes the life not have the thought of fluttering flags, but presumptuously thinks to look to a person, little struggles hundred years of soft food male various barrage praises. 看着热闹的直播间,朱珠嫣然一笑,只是搭配着她那副尊荣,实在让人生不起旖旎的念头,不过还有很多妄想着找对一个人,少奋斗百年的软饭男们各种弹幕夸奖。 „Princess Zhu Zhu, you were really attractive, felt that my heart must carry off by you.” “朱珠公主,你真是太好看了,感觉我的心都要被你带走了。” „My heart had carried off, does Zhu Zhu marry me to be good?” “我的心已经被带走了,朱珠嫁给我好不好？” „Zhu Zhu is my, no one must snatch with me.” “朱珠是我的,谁都不要跟我抢。” „In building three are the final words, just saw that among this live broadcasts the popularity is so high, but also thinks that the anchor is a beautiful woman, has not thought that even is long the pig to be inferior. Vomits disgustingly...... felt nauseated, bye-bye.” “楼上三个都是煞笔吗,刚刚看到这个直播间人气如此高,还以为主播是美女呢,没想到长得连猪都不如。呕……恶心的要吐了,拜拜。” ...... …… Some Zhu Zhu complexion delay, do not seem to see among the live broadcasts in these to scold her ugly person slightly, is entirely different from her usual custom. 朱珠面色微微有些呆滞,似乎并没有看到直播间里那些骂她丑的人,跟她平时的习惯截然不同。 Watches among the live broadcasts, Zhu Zhu does intentionally the charming said/tunnel: „Actually the world opens the live broadcast today, mainly to seek marriage, so long as who can satisfy others conditions, others can marry him.” 看着直播间,朱珠故作娇羞地道:“其实人间今天开直播,主要是为了征婚的,只要谁能够满足人家的条件,人家就可以嫁给他哦。” The words fall, among the live broadcasts in boils immediately, is not only these soft food male, the ordinary viewer who joins in the fun also came the interest, wants to know that this appearance quite ugly Zhu Family four princess marriage seeker requirements are anything. 话语一落,直播间里顿时沸腾,不仅仅是那些软饭男们,就连凑热闹的普通观众也来了兴趣,想要知道这位长相颇丑的朱家四公主征婚要求是什么。 „I five -year-old time is well-read, at age 16 reached the peak, now I look is the social humanities class books, for example I and small shepherd had an appointment, for example the story comprehensive work, for example to make my 300 times...... to proceed to push in 1000 again, in the future will push in 1000, I felt in 2000 am no one can surpass on the knowledge my. Moreover I will also sing, dance and say the yellow piece......, if with me in the same place, absolutely not lonely bored.” “我五岁的时候博览群书,16岁的时候达到了巅峰,我现在看的都是社会人文类的书,譬如我和小狼狗有个约会、譬如故事大全、譬如再弄我三百次……往前推一千年,往后推一千年,我觉得两千年内是没有人可以在学识上面超过我的。而且我还会唱歌、会跳舞、会说黄的段子……谁若是跟我在一起的话,绝对不会寂寞无聊的。” Zhu Zhu has not said own marriage seeker requirements directly, but first introduced an own situation, lets staring dumbfounded that among the live broadcasts the audience has listened to surely, hardly can believe own ear. 朱珠没有直接说自己的征婚要求,而是先介绍了一下自己的情况,让直播间过千万观众听的瞠目结舌,几乎不敢相信自己的耳朵。 Among big live broadcasts 1 : 00 peaceful speechless, obviously everyone was shaken by self introduction of Zhu Zhu, does not know that should say anything were good. 偌大的直播间一时安静无言,显然所有人都被朱珠的自我介绍震住了,不知道该说些什么才好了。 Sees this scene, Zhu Zhu is very satisfied, smiles to say again: „Others marriage seeker requirements are not high, others believe that many people can satisfy the condition, now others start to say officially others marriage seekers requested. First, must be Hidden Dragon List and unparalleled Heaven's Chosen on group star list, has returned the world's peak Saint study, least if also top 20 that types. The middle not skips a grade, does not fail a grade and does not transfer the school, after starting the work, outside returned to exempting of school learn/study.” 见此情景,朱珠很满意,再次嫣然一笑道:“人家的征婚要求并不高,人家相信很多人都能够满足条件,现在人家就开始正式说人家的征婚要求了。第一,必须是潜龙榜和群星榜上的盖世天骄,还上过世界最顶尖的圣学,最少也要是排名前20的那种。中间无跳级、不留级、不转校,在外参加工作后再回到学校学习的免了。” „Second, must for the actual combat class specialty, the non- actual combat class specialized graduation must be skilled in the actual combat, can span the small boundary to oppose the enemy, or is spans the big boundary to oppose the enemy.” “第二,必须为实战类专业,非实战类专业毕业的则必须精通实战,能够跨越小境界对敌,或者是跨越大境界对敌。” „Third, must have the global vision, but cannot settle down in the overseas for a long time, or has the plan of immigrant.” “第三,必须具备全球视野,但是不能长期定居国外,或者是有移民的打算。” „Fourth, the height must in 176 to 186, the appearance probably be very charming, at least can project on for over 90 points.” “第四,身高要在176到186之间,长相要特别帅气,至少能够打到90分以上。” „Fifth......” “第五……” ...... …… Zhu Zhu said 100 marriage seekers request, among the listened live broadcasts in audience have the impulsion of wish murder, the especially those soft food male, at this moment are dumb as a wooden chicken, wants this line of gab female final word to pinch while still alive the front screen, if our condition is so good, will also have a liking for your to be ugly and stupid old woman? 朱珠足足说了一百条征婚要求,听的直播间里的观众们有种想要杀人的冲动,尤其是那些软饭男们,此刻更是呆若木鸡,想要把面前屏幕里这个夸夸其谈的母煞笔活活捏死,我们条件如果真的这么好的话,还会看上你这个又丑又蠢的老女人？ As for these tourists, could not have borne shout abuse at this time. 至于那些游客们,这个时候已经忍不住破口大骂了。 „Anchor is a final word, the brain has the issue, your condition also dares to put forward so many requests, how you do not urinate to look in a mirror, having a look at you to have this capital.” “主播是煞笔吧,还是脑子有问题,就你这条件还敢提这么多的要求,你怎么不撒泡尿照照镜子,看看你有没有这个资本。” „Not on family background quite a little, has anything besides this you, greatly stupid pig!” “不就出身好一点儿吗,除了这个你还有什么,大蠢猪！” „First time wealthy family thousand gold (daughter) who sees such rare and beautiful flowers, words saying that your brain is the water does, if pours water from your brain outward, 34 tons always.” “第一次见到这么奇葩的富家千金,话说你的脑子是不是水做的,如果从你的脑子里往外倒水的话,三四吨总可以吧。” „Zhu Zhu, your he eating excrement.” “朱珠,你他么的吃屎去吧。” ...... …… Sees this scene, Zhu Zhu rises with a spring suddenly, among the live broadcasts everyone scolded: „You dare to shame the old lady unexpectedly, you know that who the old lady is, the old lady is Xuanyuan Dynasty Xuanyuan dragon first respected family Zhu Family four princess Zhu Zhu, the descendant of the imperial family, may the enemy, keep aloof,...... you to do that richly lawlessly in disobediently, I must act according to the ip address, butchered you completely.” 见此情景,朱珠突然一跃而起,冲着直播间里的所有人骂道:“你们竟然敢羞辱老娘,你们知道老娘是谁吗,老娘是轩辕皇朝轩辕龙都第一大家族朱家的四公主朱珠,金枝玉叶、富可敌国、高高在上、无法无天……你们这么做是在忤逆,我一定要根据ip地址,将你们一个一个全部宰了。” Besides Zhu Zhongba and Zhu Zhu, some Zhu Family many people are also making the live broadcast at this moment, Zhu Family ten elders and 11 elders who for example the similar live broadcast surrendered, they while the live broadcast evil conduct, but also has made Zhu Family many misdemeanors 11 turned, making many audience look at dumb as a wooden chicken, Viens Main corporations and major regiments notices all these. 除了朱忠巴和朱珠以外,此时此刻朱家还有很多人正在做直播,譬如同样直播自首的朱家十长老和十一长老,他们在直播自己恶行的同时,还把朱家做过的很多坏事一一翻了出来,让很多观众看得呆若木鸡,就连维安总司和各大军团都注意到了这一切。 The Zhu Family eldest child who the live broadcast sets on fire to burn Zhu Eryun and live broadcast of family/home to jump the Zhu Family long elder sister and live broadcast that hot ( yan ) dance eats the excrement...... 还有直播放火烧家的朱二云、直播跳热(yan)舞的朱家长姐、直播吃屎的朱家老大……
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