UES :: Volume #1

#3: Lets loose my spouse


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Today you are my!” “今天你是我的!” Tang Junming said to the young girl competitive, the reason that if Tang Junming only remains did not remember incorrectly, this young girl is younger sister's good friend. 唐君明霸气十足地冲着少女道,如果唐君明仅剩的理智没有记错的话,这个少女就是妹妹的好朋友。 Zhang Yun'er! 张韵儿 Her family/home is also Wu'an Town, was not far from Tang Junming, said that was also the neighbor Little Sisters. 她家也是武安镇的,距离唐君明家并不远,说起来也算是邻家小妹了。 Since the neighbor Little Sisters rush at this time, that can only blame her to have bad luck. 只是既然邻家小妹在这个时候闯了进来,那就只能怪她倒霉了。 You thought that you have the man spirit very much, Common Experience 288...... 您觉得自己很有男人气概,通用经验288…… You feel own very man, Common Experience 188...... 您觉得自己很爷们,通用经验188…… You feel own especially MAN, Common Experience 88...... 您觉得自己特MAN,通用经验88…… ...... …… Tang Junming takes up Zhang Yun'er, howls is firing into the room. 唐君明一把抄起张韵儿,呼啸着冲向房间。 When Tang Junming go crazy prepares to Zhang Yun'er does the misdemeanor, he had not noticed that lay down showed a strange smile in his arms Zhang Yun'er. 但是在唐君明发狂地准备对张韵儿做坏事的时候,他并没有看到躺在他怀里的张韵儿露出了一个奇怪的笑容。 Is grinning and lick the face, the eye is narrowing a seam, looks like...... the smile without the tooth old woman, looks extremely strange. 咧着嘴、舔着脸,眼睛眯成了一条缝,就像是……一个没牙老太太的笑容,看起来极其古怪。 Zhang Yun'er grins to smile, while feels the chest of Tang Junming to say in a low voice: Good hot firm body, the flavor is certainly good, but later must taste his blood and meat well.” 张韵儿一边咧嘴笑着,一边摸着唐君明的胸膛低声道:“好热乎的阳刚之躯呀,味道一定不错,待会儿可要好好尝尝他的血和肉。” Soon loses sane Tang Junming not to discover the unusuality of Zhang Yun'er, when he will soon crash in the room, hears suddenly transmits severe howl behind. 快要失去理智的唐君明并没有发现张韵儿的异常,就在他即将冲进房间的时候,陡然听到身后传来一声厉吼。 Tang Junming your young bastard, lets loose my spouse a bit faster!” 唐君明你这个小王八蛋,快点放开我老伴儿!” Hears this sound, will soon lose the sane Tang Junming whole body to tremble, turns the head toward to look behind. 听到这个声音,即将失去理智的唐君明浑身颤栗,转头朝着身后看去。 The vision institute, saw only Tang Mingjun of almond eyes peach cheek to clash toward him in a threatening manner, the body seemed like fluttering to be the same. 目光所及,只见杏眼桃腮的唐明君气势汹汹地朝他冲了过来,身体就像是在飘一样。 She optional one step is several meters, the mouth also makes old man's voice. 她随意一步就是数米,嘴里还发出老头的声音。 Tang Junming such as by the ice water food sprinkled on top of noodles, the whole person was been silly, the flame of whole body was put out most probably. 唐君明如被冰水浇头,整个人都傻了,全身的火焰熄灭了大半。 How to come a younger sister? 怎么又来了一个妹妹? You feel scalp tingles, Common Experience 222...... 您觉得头皮发麻,通用经验222…… You are very shocked, Common Experience 222...... 您觉得很震惊,通用经验222…… You thought that the whole person is not good, Common Experience 222...... 您觉得整个人都不好了,通用经验222…… ...... …… Tang Junming throws down the bosom Zhang Yun'er, the handle she tramples ruthlessly to the almond eyes peach cheek Tang Mingjun, turns around to run toward the bedroom. 唐君明一把丢下怀里的“张韵儿”,狠狠一脚把她踹向杏眼桃腮的“唐明君”,转身朝着卧室跑去。 „The old thing of your if it is unable to accomplish anything it will at least be able to spoil everything, went bad the good deed of old lady.” “你这个成事不足败事有余的老东西,坏了老娘的好事。” Dead old lady, you actually wants to be in front of my to betray me, you look down upon me.” “死老太婆,你竟然想要当着我的面背叛我,你是不是看不起我。” Old lady looks down upon you, how, wants to fight, your being victorious old lady?” “老娘就是看不起你,怎么着吧,想打架吗,你打得过老娘吗?” ...... …… Transmits Zhang Yun'er and Tang Mingjun strange dialogue, Tang Junming grasps the ghost not to bite, the wind flushed generally. 身后传来“张韵儿”和“唐明君”奇怪的对话,唐君明抓起鬼不叮,风一般地冲了出来。 When Zhang Yun'er and Tang Mingjun is busy attacking brutally, scoffed to two people spurted several. 在“张韵儿”和“唐明君”忙着大打出手的时候,冲着两人“嗤嗤嗤”地喷了几下。 Blames your old thing, why grabs the hair of old lady not to make me run.” “都怪你这个老东西,为什么抓着老娘的头发不让我跑。” You are also pulling my ear, dead old lady.” “你还扯着我的耳朵呢,死老太婆。” „......” “啊……” ...... …… In the sad and shrill pitiful yell sound, Zhang Yun'er and Tang Mingjun appeared the primary form. 凄厉的惨叫声中,“张韵儿”和“唐明君”都现出了原形。 The First Level Low-Rank ghost thing is not formidabe, so long as is bold yet cautious, one bottle of ghosts do not bite again in addition, can handle. 一级下阶的鬼物并不难对付,只要胆大心细,再加上一瓶鬼不叮,就能够搞定了。 Two people, right, exactly did not say that should be two ghosts. 两人,不对,确切地说应该是两鬼。 Both ghosts are the 80-year- old fogy, on the face all pleat with the wrinkle. 两鬼都是80多岁的老家伙,脸上全是褶子和皱纹。 Looks just also beautiful such as flower Zhang Yun'er turned into this bird type, Tang Junming almost separating the supper spat. 看着刚刚还明媚如花的“张韵儿”变成这副鸟样,唐君明几乎把隔夜饭都吐了出来。 Too was really ugly, he almost kissed such a ugly cleverness, another ghost saved him fortunately. 真是太难看了,他差点就亲了这么丑的一只鬼,还好另一只鬼救了他。 You feel very disgusting, Common Experience 55...... 您觉得很恶心,通用经验55…… You feel very angry, Common Experience 54...... 您觉得很愤怒,通用经验54…… Your innermost feelings are...... the collapse, Common Experience 222...... 您的内心是……崩溃的,通用经验222…… ...... …… These two ghost Tang Junming knew, named Wang Cuilan, named Lu Daguo, is the Wu'an Town old person, dies one year ago. 这两只鬼唐君明都认识,一个叫王翠兰,一个叫卢大国,都是武安镇的老人,死于一年前。 Has not thought that under the function of the world spiritual energy, this became the ghost to the people. 没想到在天地灵气的作用下,这对儿狗男女都变成了鬼。 Yes, Wang Cuilan and Lu Daguo, when lives is not being the good thing, dying is not the thing. 是的,王翠兰卢大国在活着的时候都不是什么好东西,死了就更不是东西了。 Saw that each other appeared the primary form, was not bitten after by the ghost spurted, temporarily cannot move, Wang Cuilan and Lu Daguo are then peaceful. 看到彼此都现出了原形,被鬼不叮喷了以后暂时也动弹不得,王翠兰卢大国这才安静下来。 Obviously, forgave the aunt and Sir, we just joked with you.” “明明,饶了大娘和大爷吧,我们刚刚是跟你闹着玩的。” Right right, we living time also has taken care of you, you let off us.” “对呀对呀,我们活着的时候还照顾过你呢,你就放过我们吧。” ...... …… Two ghosts entreated, the Tang Junming whole face sneered: Joking is turns into Zhang Yun'er and my younger sister, wants to drain my Yang Qi, making me also become a cleverness ; Kicks our brother and sister's heads, snatches our things, has taken care of me?” 两只鬼哀求道,唐君明满脸冷笑:“闹着玩就是变成张韵儿和我妹妹,想要抽干我的阳气,让我也变成一只鬼;踢我们兄妹的脑袋,抢我们的东西,就是照顾过我吗?” Today the old fogies no one want to run, you died!” “今天你们两个老家伙谁都别想跑,你们死定了!” Is speaking, Tang Junming takes up the ghost not to bite to spurt them. 说着话,唐君明拿起鬼不叮就要喷死他们。 Seeing Tang Junming must kill them, Wang Cuilan and Lu Daguo frighten tremble, kneel down in front of Tang Junming. 看到唐君明要杀了他们,王翠兰卢大国吓得瑟瑟发抖,跪倒在唐君明面前。 Obviously, so long as you forgave us, we give you a treasure.” “明明,只要你饶了我们,我们就送给你一件宝物。” Right, we hid a treasure couple days ago, suits you absolutely.” “对对对,我们前几天藏了一件宝物,绝对适合你。” ...... …… Heard Wang Cuilan and Lu Daguo said, Tang Junming is staring them: What you said is real?” 听到王翠兰卢大国这么说,唐君明瞪着他们:“你们说的是真的?” „The words that does not believe you killed us.” Wang Cuilan nods again and again. “是真的,不信的话你就杀了我们。”王翠兰连连点头。 Tang Junming grasps Wang Cuilan, walks toward the room in: Good, since, I believe your one time in this case. However I must ask you separatedly, then to a pair of your oral confession, if anyone of you dares to deceive me, I kill you directly.” 唐君明抓起王翠兰,朝着屋里走去:“好,既然这样的话,我就相信你们一次。不过我要分开问你们,然后对一对你们的口供,若是你们谁敢骗我的话,我就直接弄死你们。” Okay good.” Wang Cuilan complies cleverly. “好好好。”王翠兰乖巧地答应。 Tang Junming leads her to the bedroom, loses conveniently on the ground: Said that treasure where?” 唐君明把她带到卧室里,随手丢在地上:“说吧,那件宝物在哪儿?” That treasure under the chimney of our family/home old dwelling, is third-rate Movement Technique Guangling Sword Dance, is close to second-rate Movement Technique infinitely, big of value not under the second-rate ordinary martial arts.” Wang Cuilan said. “那件宝物就在我们家老宅的烟囱下面,是一本三流身法广陵剑舞,无限接近二流身法,价值之大并不下于二流普通武功。”王翠兰道。 Real, how do you obtain this Guangling Sword Dance?” Tang Junming is astonished however said. “真的吗,你们是怎么得到这本广陵剑舞的?”唐君明讶然道。 In the world that this spiritual energy recovers, martial arts is mainly divided into Uninitiated, third-rate, second-rate, First-Rate and apex, peerless, myth several ranks. 在这个灵气复苏的世界,武功主要分为不入流三流二流一流、顶尖、绝世、神话几个等级。 Any popular martial arts is not simple, let alone a third-rate on Movement Technique martial arts, even in Wu'an Town were still great rare book. 凡是入流的武功都不简单,更别说一本三流偏上的身法武功,即便是在武安镇也是一等一的秘籍了。 Even Wu'an Town overlord Old Master Tang, cultivation Movement Technique is still only third-rate Movement Technique, obvious third-rate Movement Technique high of value. 就算是武安镇的霸主唐老爷子,修炼的身法也只是一本三流身法罢了,可见一本三流身法的价值之高。 Wang Cuilan clever said/tunnel: This Guangling Sword Dance is we in an ancient grave edge discovered accidentally, in that ancient grave also has a better martial arts, but our strength is limited, does not dare to go is too deep.” 王翠兰乖巧地道:“这本广陵剑舞是我们无意中在一个古墓边缘发现的,那座古墓中还有更好的武功,不过我们实力有限,根本不敢进去太深。” Ancient grave!” Tang Junming at present one bright: Where did you tell me a bit faster the ancient grave?” “古墓!”唐君明眼前一亮:“那你快点告诉我那座古墓在哪儿?” Wang Cuilan immediately told Tang Junming the position and surrounding environment of that ancient grave, when pulled out to do the thing in Wang Cuilan belly, Tang Junming then threw her, entered the bedroom Lane Lu Daguo. 王翠兰立即将那座古墓的位置和周围的环境告诉唐君明,等到把王翠兰肚子里的东西掏干,唐君明这才把她丢了出去,将卢大国进了卧室。 What matter hadn't you just handled to my spouse?” “你刚刚没有对我老伴儿做什么事情吧?” Enters the bedroom, Lu Daguo asks impatiently. 一进入卧室,卢大国就迫不及待地问道。
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