UES :: Volume #3

#284: Your this will unable to find...... the boyfriend


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younger sister Yu'er, does not want on the arena, this Tang Junming too scoundrel, he must come move of wild geese descending on the sandbank form to you.” 雨儿妹妹,千万不要上擂台,这个唐君明太混账了,他也要对你来一招平沙落雁式。” Tang Junming, how you can like this, our family/home Yu'er unattractive, diligently, not be outstanding, you must handle such matter to her unexpectedly, are you also a man.” 唐君明,你怎么能够这样,我们家雨儿不漂亮、不努力、不优秀吗,你竟然要对她做这样的事情,你还是不是一个男人。” Tang Junming, we warned you, if you dare to let our family/home Yu'er by the wild geese descending on the sandbank form failure, we will not forgive you absolutely.” 唐君明,我们警告你,如果你敢让我们家雨儿平沙落雁式失败的话,我们绝对不会饶了你。” Sir Yu'er, the surrender admits defeat a bit faster, you are not the opponent of Tang Junming this calf.” 雨儿大人,快点投降认输,你不是唐君明这个小犊子的对手。” ...... …… On the stand a piece clamored, several thousand Huang Qiuyu fans are urging her to surrender directly, do not face Tang Junming this cruel and merciless big fiendish person. 看台上一片喧哗,数千黄秋雨的粉丝都在劝她直接投降得了,千万不要面对唐君明这个心狠手辣的大魔王。 As the Yuyang Province most outstanding female high-school student, Huang Qiuyu has own pride obviously. 只是作为豫阳省最优秀的女子高中生,黄秋雨显然有着自己的骄傲。 Huang Qiuyu looking stands in the arena considers only with Tang Junming that the live broadcasts the fans chatted, discovered that his least bit has not paid attention to itself, obviously Tang Junming has not cared her, assured this game must win. 黄秋雨瞧了一眼站在擂台上只顾跟直播间粉丝聊天的唐君明,发现他半点儿都没有关注自己,显然唐君明一点儿都没有将她放在心上,已经笃定了这一局必赢。 How this makes proud Huang Qiuyu be able to bear, in addition so many oneself fans are also urging themselves to surrender to admit defeat, Huang Qiuyu silvers tooth bites, the whole face walks toward the arena indifferently. 这让骄傲的黄秋雨怎么受得了,再加上那么多自己的粉丝也在劝自己投降认输,黄秋雨牙一咬,满脸冷漠地朝着擂台走去。 Sees the Huang Qiuyu action, the telecast hall and outside fans were insane. 看到黄秋雨的举动,演播大厅和场外的粉丝们都要疯了。 Does not want , younger sister Yu'er do not ask you like this.” “不要啊,不要这样啊,雨儿妹妹求求你了。” Our family/home Yu'er is quite pitiful, who rescues our family/home Yu'er, wū wū wū wū.” “我们家雨儿好可怜,谁来救救我们家雨儿,呜呜呜呜。” Yu'er, you must refuel later, even if hit again miserable, you are still in our hearts the most beautiful goddess.” 雨儿,待会儿你要加油,即便是被打的再惨,你也是我们心中最美的女神。” ...... …… Watches the fans exaggerating performance of Huang Qiuyu, in the field and outside audience are dumbfounded, is not a competition, how to do to parting forever to be the same, was too simply exaggerating. 看着黄秋雨的粉丝们夸张的表演,场内和场外的观众们都是目瞪口呆,不就是一场比赛吗,怎么搞的跟生离死别一样,简直太夸张了。 These Huang Qiuyu fans also are really the play essences, the appearance of shedding bitter tears looked like dies the parents to be the same, was not right, even if died the parents to fear them so is not sad. 这些黄秋雨的粉丝们一个个还真是戏精呢,痛哭流涕的样子就像是死了爹娘一样,不对,即便是死了爹娘恐怕他们也没有这么伤心。 Only idol, used is so excited. 区区一个偶像而已,用的着这么激动吗。 However Tang Junming thinks carefully, thought this scene should be not excessive, thinks Earth these see fans who own idol, their appearances are more exaggerating than the Huang Qiuyu fans. 不过唐君明仔细想了想,却觉得这种情景应该不算过分,想想地球那些见到自己偶像的脑残粉们,他们的样子比黄秋雨的粉丝更夸张。 If the idol accident sentiment, that collapsed simply not different from the sky. 若是偶像出了什么事情的话,那简直就跟天塌了没什么两样。 But was Yuyang Province female high-school student's first Huang Qiuyu, the position may be more astonishing than these star idols of Earth. 而身为豫阳省女子高中生第一名的黄秋雨,身份地位可就比地球的那些明星偶像更加惊人了。 Influence or fame, the position or the status, Huang Qiuyu can easily the second kill Earth these so-called idol Son of Heaven. 无论是影响力还是名气,无论是地位还是身份,黄秋雨都能够轻易秒杀地球那些所谓的偶像天王。 Such thinks, Huang Qiuyu fans so crazy exaggerating as if also excusable, compared with these so-called pop stars of Earth, Huang Qiuyu may be fiercer than them. 这样一想,黄秋雨的粉丝们如此疯狂夸张似乎也情有可原,比起地球的那些所谓的偶像明星,黄秋雨可比他们厉害多了。 In a tumult, Huang Qiuyu arrived in front of Tang Junming: Tang Junming, I know that you are very fierce, but I am not the mud do, I will not yield peacefully, therefore should not be so self-satisfied.” 一片骚动中,黄秋雨走到了唐君明面前:“唐君明,我知道你很厉害,但我也不是泥做的,我更不会不战而降,所以你不要那么得意。” What do you mean?” Tang Junming has a head wet from the fog, why cannot understand, he was when self-satisfied, he who how does looks like villain big boss to be the same. “什么意思?”唐君明满头雾水,为什么听不懂呢,他什么时候得意了,怎么搞的他就像是反派大boss一样。 Huang Qiuyu continues saying: Although Zhang Shaobao and Song Dongyang were beaten by your one move, but I am not they, you want easily to win, perhaps is not that easy.” 黄秋雨继续道:“虽然张少保和宋冬阳都被你一招击败了,不过我不是他们,你想要轻易地取胜,恐怕不是那么容易的。” At this time, the referee on stage shouted start. 就在这个时候,台上的裁判喊了开始。 Tang Junming really has no interest in continuing with this young female student to ramble on, the figure moved to throw toward Huang Qiuyu. 唐君明实在没兴趣继续跟这个小女生瞎扯下去,身形一动朝着黄秋雨扑了过来。 Comes well!” “来得好!” The Huang Qiuyu long sword comes out of the sheath, the whole face moves forward to meet somebody to Tang Junming indifferently. 黄秋雨长剑出鞘,满脸冷漠地冲着唐君明迎了上去。 Bang!” “砰!” The long sword in Huang Qiuyu hand was flown by the Tang Junming ball conveniently, then tramples on her buttocks. 黄秋雨手中的长剑被唐君明随手弹飞,然后一脚踹在她的屁股上。 „......” “啊啊啊啊啊啊……” Huang Qiuyu called out pitifully to fly high, fine such as the picture elegant face became pale like the paper, plop dropped on the ground, the posture was graceful and beautiful, absolute standard wild geese descending on the sandbank form. 黄秋雨惨叫着凌空而起,精致如画的俏脸变得苍白如纸,“扑通”一声跌落在地上,姿势曼妙而优美,绝对的标准平沙落雁式 Also was one move, is a foot, is three seconds...... self-confident proud Schoolmate Huang Qiuyu is killed by the second. 又是一招、又是一脚、又是三秒钟……自信骄傲的黄秋雨同学就被秒杀了。 Sees this, the big telecast hall in peaceful a moment later, immediately in an uproar. 看到这一幕,偌大的演播大厅在安静了片刻之后,顿时哗然起来。 Tang Junming, your cruel and merciless executioner, how you can so treat our younger sister Yu'er.” 唐君明,你这个心狠手辣的刽子手,你怎么能如此对待我们雨儿妹妹。” Wū wū, your bastard, the Yu'er good miss you under to result in such cruel methods like this, are you also a man.” “呜呜呜,你这个王八蛋,连雨儿这样的好姑娘你都下得了这样的狠手,你还是不是男人呢。” Quite cruel, after Tang Junming you, surely does not have the girlfriend, not to have the wife, not to have the sweetheart, not to have the base friend...... your dog shit.” “好残忍,唐君明你以后肯定没有女朋友、没有老婆、没有情人、没有基友……你这个臭狗屎。” ...... …… Huang Qiuyu covers the buttocks to crawl from the ground, then „” cried, cried while to run out of the telecast hall. 黄秋雨捂着屁股从地上爬起来,然后“哇”的一声哭了,一边哭一边冲出了演播大厅。 Fans that this lets Huang Qiuyu even more was angry, they stood, dances with joy cries out to Tang Junming. 这一幕让黄秋雨的粉丝们越发的愤怒了,他们纷纷站了起来,手舞足蹈地冲着唐君明叫唤。 Facing this irritable one, Tang Junming is all smiles, waves to hint to them, thank them for the fame and influence that oneself bring, particularly Common Experience. 面对这火爆的一幕,唐君明笑容满面,冲着他们挥手示意,感谢他们为自己带来的名气和影响力,尤其是通用经验 You installed one to compel greatly, Common Experience 166.66 million...... 您装了一个大逼,通用经验16666万…… Your influence rises dramatically, Common Experience 122.22 million...... 您的影响力飙升,通用经验12222万…… You feel very crisp, Common Experience 66.66 million...... 您觉得很爽,通用经验6666万…… ...... …… The actions of these Huang Qiuyu fans not only have not brought anything to trouble to Tang Junming, instead let the Tang Junming fame and influence rises dramatically, gains many Common Experience, how this enabled Tang Junming not to thank them. 这些黄秋雨粉丝的所作所为不但没有给唐君明带来什么麻烦,反而让唐君明的名气和影响力飙升,赚到了更多的通用经验,这让唐君明怎么能不感谢他们。 Among Tang Junming live broadcasts in this little while also chaotic, many audience are brushing the gift, to brush money to celebrate Tang Junming to win again. 唐君明的直播间里这会儿也乱了起来,很多观众都在刷礼物、刷钱庆祝唐君明再次获胜。 Anchor was too graceful, that foot wild geese descending on the sandbank form simply was just invincible, the Huang Qiuyu posture absolutely did not have the words to say.” “主播太帅了,刚刚那一脚平沙落雁式简直无敌,黄秋雨的姿势绝对没话说。” Haha, saw such attractive big beautiful woman hit is so miserable, why felt that crisp, is our family/home anchors is powerful, even if runs into the beautiful woman not to show mercy.” “哈哈,看到这么漂亮的大美女被打的这么惨,为什么觉得好爽呢,还是我们家主播给力,就算是遇到美女也不手下留情。” Just that beautiful woman seeded contestant(s) fans many, in the telecast hall had so many people to crusade against the anchor, the anchor leaves later may are more careful, so as to avoid by these tortoise calf sneak attacks.” “刚刚那个美女选手的粉丝好多呀,演播大厅里面有那么多人都在讨伐主播,主播待会儿离开的时候可要小心一些,免得被这些王八犊子偷袭了。” Pitifully then could not run into Schoolmate Huang Qiuyu, what actually I want to look was the dog eats the flying in circles type, finally so many people threw wild geese descending on the sandbank form, was really good to regret.” “可惜接下来就遇不到黄秋雨同学了,其实我想看的是狗吃翔式,结果那么多人都投了平沙落雁式,真的好遗憾。” You in building determined that you are the male schoolmates, why must to a younger sister paper such cruel, words saying that you did not fear could not find the girlfriend, you like the boyfriends.” “楼上的你们确定你们都是男同学吗,为什么要对一个妹纸如此之残忍呢,话说你们就不怕找不到女朋友吗,还是你们喜欢的都是男朋友。” ...... …… When among Tang Junming live broadcasts in a piece restless, Huang Qiuyu many fans killed suddenly, suddenly enters the stadium these Huang Qiuyu fans to show the strong striking power. 就在唐君明的直播间里一片闹腾的时候,黄秋雨的很多粉丝忽然杀了进来,蓦然一入场这些黄秋雨的粉丝就展现出强大的攻击力。 Scolded the anchor, to scold the audience, to scold the man, to scold the woman, to scold the day, to scold, scold Sun...... to make among the Tang Junming live broadcasts be occupied by the billowing punitive expedition barrage instantaneously. 骂主播、骂观众、骂男人、骂女人、骂天、骂地、骂太阳……瞬间就让唐君明的直播间被滚滚的讨伐弹幕占据。
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