UES :: Volume #3

#277: A move

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„1st! 1st! Unique, congratulates our Shaobao Elder Brother to select on the 1st the bamboo slip, this do not make our Shaobao Elder Brother opening the door extraordinarily good luck, make persistent efforts.” “一号！一号！独一无二,恭喜我们少保哥哥抽中一号签,这不是要让我们少保哥哥开门大吉、再接再厉嘛。” „Shaobao Elder Brother must win! Shaobao Elder Brother must win! The Shaobao Elder Brother flag starts first!” “少保哥哥必胜！少保哥哥必赢！少保哥哥旗开得第一！” „The Zhang Shaobao luck is never so expected that good, unexpectedly came up to select on the 1st the bamboo slip, it seems like our Yu Yang one must come a grand opening high.” “没想到张少保的运气这么好,居然一上来就抽中了一号签,看来我们豫阳一高要来一次开门红了。” „Zhang Shaobao, but Yu Yang high seed seeded contestant(s), the strength has achieved Sixth Grade Dantian Realm it is said that is the Yuyang Province talent high-school student once in hundred years, his opponent must have bad luck.” “张少保可是豫阳一高的种子选手,据说实力已经达到了六品丹田境,乃是豫阳省百年一遇的天才高中生,这次他的对手要倒霉了。” „Shaobao Elder Brother wins attractive, came wild geese descending on the sandbank form to be good, wild geese descending on the sandbank form!” “少保哥哥赢的漂亮点,就来一个平沙落雁式好了,平沙落雁式！” ...... …… Listens to the stand several hundred people to shout loudly „wild geese descending on the sandbank form” together, is not only Tang Junming, among the live broadcasts in fans dumbfounded. 听着看台上数百人一起高喊“平沙落雁式”,不仅仅是唐君明,就连直播间里的粉丝们都呆住了。 At once in the Tang Junming stunned vision, voting choice „wild geese descending on the sandbank form” win audience soars, quick surpassed the dog to eat the flying in circles type. 旋即在唐君明愕然的目光中,投票选择“平沙落雁式”取胜的观众人数直线飙升,很快就超过了狗吃翔式。 „Who gives their courage, unexpectedly must give us a victory of Sir Tang wild geese descending on the sandbank form, but also is really the know-nothing party is dauntless.” “谁给他们的勇气,居然要给我们唐大人一个平沙落雁式的胜利,还真是无知者无畏啊。” „Haha, never expected that this Zhang Shaobao also brings the group of fans unexpectedly, looks quickly looked quickly, the fellow probably is very gracefully long, no wonder can be charmed so many young female students.” “哈哈,没想到这个张少保居然还自带粉丝团,快看快看,那家伙好像长得挺帅的,难怪能够迷倒那么多小女生。” „If later our anchors step on the face of Zhang Shaobao to be promoted, you thought that these young female students can probably swallow our anchors.” “待会儿如果我们主播踩着张少保的脸晋级的话,你们觉得这些小女生会不会要吞了我们主播。” „Copes with this pretty boy, our anchors should come one ruthlessly.” “对付这种小白脸,我们主播就应该来一记狠的。” ...... …… Under is a focus of public attention, Zhang Shaobao stepped onto the first arena high-spirited, the surroundings call rises from all directions, fresh flower the brocade, filled with the romantic self-confident aura. 万众瞩目下,张少保意气风发地走上了第一座擂台,周围呼声四起、鲜花着锦,充满了浪漫自信的气息。 Compared with scenery infinite Zhang Shaobao, presence of Tang Junming was more inferior. 与风光无限的张少保比起来,唐君明的出场就逊色了很多。 Unexpectedly sees the Zhang Shaobao opponent is seeded contestant(s) of city family background, the Zhang Shaobao fans cries out was fiercer. 看到张少保的对手竟然是市里出身的选手,张少保的粉丝们叫唤的更厉害了。 „Haha, our Shaobao Elder Brother luck was good, selected countryside seeded contestant(s) of small city unexpectedly, even if it seems like that this time wants not to win is impossible.” “哈哈,我们少保哥哥的运气太好了,竟然抽中了一个小市的乡下选手,看来这次就算是想要不赢都不可能了。” „Heaven also wants to make our Shaobao Elder Brother come a grand opening, will therefore arrange countryside seeded contestant(s) to come up, Shaobao Elder Brother must win attractive, otherwise we did not go to your family hotel.” “苍天也想让我们少保哥哥来一个开门红,所以才会安排了一个乡下选手上来,少保哥哥一定要赢的漂亮点哦,不然的话我们就不去你家饭店了。” „High-rising that countryside boy, kneels in a big hurry surrenders to admit defeat, our Shaobao Elder Brother can also to you a dignified failure, make your mouthful look for the tooth to crawl otherwise.” “兀那乡下小子,快快跪地投降认输,我们少保哥哥还能够给你一个体面的失败,否则的话让你满嘴找牙地爬下来。” „Surrender! Surrender! Admit defeat! Admit defeat! Do not waste our Shaobao Elder Brother time, your country bumpkin is incorrect.” “投降！投降！认输！认输！不要浪费我们少保哥哥的时间,你这个乡巴佬是不行的。” ...... …… The mouths of these young female students also are really poisonous, facing seeded contestant(s) that has usually not worn a mask, because only this seeded contestant(s) with their idols is an opponent, said such excessive words. 这些小女生的嘴巴还真是毒呀,面对一个素未蒙面的选手,只因为这个选手跟她们的偶像是对手,就说出这么过分的话。 However looked at whole face self-satisfied color Zhang Shaobao, Tang Junming knows that no wonder these fans so silly pens, originally was because their idol also very silly pens. 不过看了看满脸得意之色的张少保,唐君明就知道难怪这些粉丝们如此傻笔了,原来是因为她们的偶像也很傻笔。 Since, why Tang Junming must keep the face to them in this case. 既然这样的话,唐君明何必还要给他们留脸。 Facing disparages to shame his Zhang Shaobao group of fans recklessly, Tang Junming draws the 3 D image between live broadcasts to the arena in directly, in all audience among the live broadcasts said loudly: „Voting will soon cut off, so far hopes that I give the opponent to come a wild geese descending on the sandbank form audience to be most, has been over 4 million people to vote. Ranked the second is the dog eats the flying in circles type, altogether 2 million people vote, ranked the third is the mouthful looks for the dentition formula, all has 1.6 million people to vote......” 面对肆意贬低羞辱他的张少保粉丝团,唐君明直接把直播间的三维图像拉到擂台上,冲着直播间里的所有观众大声道:“投票即将截止,目前为止希望我给对手来一记平沙落雁式的观众最多,已经超过了四百万人投票。排名第二的是狗吃翔式,统共有二百万人投票,排名第三的是满嘴找牙式,通共有一百六十万人投票……” „The three minutes of first round of elimination series must start, if in audience hand also has the ticket to hurry to throw, you decided how the following anchor should win, or wins...... a attention not to become lost with what posture, without the attention while convenient 0.1 waves of attention, the anchor in the name of Venus is Tang Junming, the number that 88688 the room number just bought, is very easy to look.” “还有三分钟第一轮淘汰赛就要开始了,诸位观众手里若是还有票的话就赶紧投,你们决定了接下来主播该怎么赢,或者是用什么姿势赢……点关注不迷路,没有点关注的顺便点一波关注,主播在启明星的名字就是唐君明,房间号是刚刚买的靓号88688,特别好找呢。” Looks in the 3 D image among the irritable live broadcasts, Zhang Shaobao is his group of fans, the audience in telecast hall saves the audience before stage screen, at this moment is a peace. 看着三维图像中火爆的直播间,无论是张少保还是他的粉丝团,无论是演播大厅中的观众还是省台荧幕前的观众,此时此刻都是一片的安静。 Everyone has not thought that unexpectedly also has such seeded contestant(s), participates in provincial-level Grand Competition, but also does the live broadcast on Grand Competition blatantly. 所有人都没有想到居然还有这样的选手,参加省级大比也就罢了,还在大比上公然搞直播。 Does the live broadcast, also does anything to vote to win unexpectedly, wins continually uses what postures,...... to have the voting with what movements and with several moves. 搞直播也就罢了,竟然还搞什么投票获胜,连获胜的时候用什么姿势、用什么动作、用几招……都有投票。 This he...... was too rampant! 这他么的……太嚣张了！ If the actions of Zhang Shaobao and his fan are only loathful, then between Tang Junming and his live broadcasts in the actions of 10 million audience, could be called simply are...... aggressive unparalleled! 如果说张少保和他粉丝的所作所为只是让人讨厌的话,那么唐君明和他直播间里一千万观众的所作所为,简直就称得上是……霸气无双了！ Just also attracted everyone attention Zhang Shaobao to degenerate into the Tang Junming background immediately, everyone concentrated on the vision on the body of Tang Junming, no one pays attention including four seeded contestant(s) that entered the stage later. 刚刚还吸引了所有人注意力的张少保顿时沦为唐君明的背景,所有人都把目光投注在唐君明的身上,连随后出场的四名选手都没有人关注了。 After silent a while, Zhang Shaobao and his young girl cooking starch silk had/left the anger of leaving. 在沉默了一会儿之后,张少保和他的少女团粉丝们都出离的愤怒了。 „It is not countryside seeded contestant(s), dares is so rampant unexpectedly, Shaobao Elder Brother must make him attractive later, do not show mercy.” “不就是一个乡下选手吗,竟然敢这么嚣张,少保哥哥待会儿一定要让他好看,千万不要手下留情。” „Really was too excessive, unexpectedly played the live broadcast to shame our Shaobao Elder Brother, you also really think that you were what unparalleled Heaven's Chosen, how wants to win how to win, was simply funny.” “真是太过分了,居然玩直播羞辱我们少保哥哥,你还真以为你是什么盖世天骄吗,想怎么赢就怎么赢,简直笑死人了。” „Destroys his mouthful dog tooth, to beat his chin, to hit to swell his quarrels face-to-face...... makes him know fierce of our Shaobao Elder Brother.” “打碎他的满嘴狗牙、打烂他的下巴、打肿他的破脸……让他知道我们少保哥哥的厉害。” „Only needs one move, our Shaobao Elder Brother can make him look for the tooth everywhere.” “只需要一招,我们少保哥哥就能够让他满地找牙。” ...... …… Noisy, Zhang Shaobao is staring at Tang Junming indifferently: „Grand Competition held so many days, I meet to look like you such rampant seeded contestant(s) for the first time, after hoping for one minute, you can also be so self-confident.” 吵吵嚷嚷中,张少保漠然地盯着唐君明:“大比举行了这么多天,我还是第一次遇到像你这么嚣张的选手,但愿一分钟以后你还能够这么自信。” „Relax, my meeting.” Tang Junming beckons with the hand at will, the sluggish appearance seems like driving away a big end of fly. “放心,我会的。”唐君明随意地摆了摆手,懒散的样子就像是在驱赶一只大头苍蝇。 This makes Zhang Shaobao vitality/angry even more, in the eye the cold light explode flashes, got hold of the fist slowly. 这让张少保越发的生气,眼中寒光爆闪,缓缓地握紧了拳头。 The young girl group of fans on stage quarrelled fiercely, the words that the mouth spoke were getting more and more dirty, obviously disregarded their idol the action is quite angry regarding Tang Junming. 台上的少女粉丝团吵得更厉害了,嘴里说的话越来越不干不净,显然对于唐君明无视她们偶像的举动颇为愤怒。 This made Tang Junming remember on Earth the fans of these stars, between both was how similar. 这让唐君明想起了地球上那些明星的脑残粉,两者之间是何其相似。 „Starts!” “开始！” At this time, in the telecast hall broadcast the voice of referee, this also means that the competition formally started. 就在这个时候,演播大厅中传来裁判的声音,这也意味着比赛正式开始了。 The Zhang Shaobao fans are excited immediately, many people compared to the middle finger to Tang Junming. 张少保的粉丝们顿时兴奋起来,很多人都冲着唐君明比起了中指。 „In ten moves, making you look for the tooth everywhere, country bumpkin from White Peace City.” “十招之内,让你满地找牙,来自和宁市的乡巴佬。” „Ten moves were too many, I thought that by the Shaobao Elder Brother strength, in three moves can make him kneel surrenders.” “十招太多了,我觉得以少保哥哥的实力,三招之内就能够让他跪地投降了。” „You also underestimated Shaobao Elder Brother, ten moves were too exaggerating, three moves is too many, a move enough.” “你们也太小看少保哥哥了,十招太夸张、三招太多了,一招就够了。” „Shaobao Elder Brother, you must get rid of this silly pen in one move, we are refueling for you.” “少保哥哥,你一定要在一招内干掉这个傻笔哦,我们都在为你加油呢。” ...... ……
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