Tang Junming looks at own Attribute Panel, has itself wish to hang upside down, takes the whip to pull out an impulsion ruthlessly. 唐君明看着自己的属性面板,有种想要把自己倒吊起来,拿着鞭子狠抽一顿的冲动。 He passed through the rebirth with great difficulty one time, perhaps this whole life only then such a opportunity. 他好不容易穿越重生了一次,或许这辈子只有这么一次机会。 But actually rebirth pitiful, is very likely in history to pass through the male miserably. 可是却重生的凄惨之极,很有可能是史上最惨穿越男。 The most important thing is, all these are he himself establish, even complained that does not have the place to complain. 最重要的是,这一切都是他自己设定的,连埋怨都没地方埋怨。 You in the ponder life, the feeling are very painful, Common Experience 666...... 您在思考人生,感觉十分痛苦,通用经验666…… You in the ponder in the future, the feeling will be very dark, Common Experience 555...... 您在思考未来,感觉十分黑暗,通用经验555…… You are fondly remembering Earth, the feeling is very uncomfortable, Common Experience 222...... 您在怀念地球,感觉十分难受,通用经验222…… ...... …… Touched somebody's sore spot, the old iron, the system comes to make up the blade to my god? 扎心了,老铁,系统是来对我神补刀的吗？ When Tang Junming have mixed feelings fuses the rightful owner is remembering, on his head keeps emitting Common Experience 666, Common Experience 555, Common Experience 222 and other strange writing. 在唐君明心情复杂地融合着原主记忆的时候,他的脑袋上不停地冒出通用经验666、通用经验555、通用经验222等奇怪的文字。 These writing only then Tang Junming can see, regarding this he is not strange, because these things are he establish. 这些文字只有唐君明自己能够看到,对此他一点儿都不陌生,因为这些东西都是他设定的。 The Tang Junming original status is the ordinary university student of Earth, stemming from the deep love to the game, after he graduated, enters a gizmondo to develop various games. 唐君明原来的身份是地球的普通大学生,出于对游戏的热爱,他毕业以后进入了一家游戏公司开发各种游戏。 Recently because wallowed in repertoire serious Webnovel, Tang Junming then the game and Webnovel linked, developed one ultra crisp the evil game. 最近因为沉迷于套路严重的网络小说,唐君明便把游戏和网络小说结合在一起,开发了一款超爽又恶俗的游戏。 The promotion, cannot stop! 升级,根本停不下来！ This is the new game of Tang Junming development, the approximate content is the waste firewood lead passes through the rebirth to the world that some spiritual energy recovered. 这就是唐君明开发的新游戏,大致内容就是废柴主角穿越重生到了某个灵气复苏的世界。 His life experience is quite pitiful and encounters is quite rough, life is quite dark, the personal enemy proliferates the world. 他的身世极为凄惨、遭遇极为坎坷、人生极为黑暗,仇人遍布天下。 Used his status to the game player registration, therefore started to rise as the game player of lead. 一直到游戏玩家注册使用了他的身份,于是作为主角的游戏玩家开始崛起了。 show(ing) off hits the face and fortuitous encounter the beautiful woman surround again and again and...... becomes the universe overlord finally. 一路装逼打脸、一路奇遇连连、一路美女环绕……最终成为宇宙霸主。 Crisp does not want, but also repertoire does not want. 爽的不要不要的,但是也套路的不要不要的。 Perhaps the only highlight is the lead handles anything to increase Common Experience in inside, walks to drink water, chats to hit the fart, even eats the mouth to fly in circles can also obtain big Common Experience. 唯一的亮点或许就是主角在里面做什么事情都会增加通用经验,无论是走路喝水,还是聊天打屁,甚至吃口翔也能够获得一大笔通用经验。 When Common Experience increases to the certain extent, can promote. 当通用经验增加到一定程度,就可以升级了。 The core of this evil game is the life that the promotion rhythm and ultra graceful show(ing) off ultra-fast hit the face and surpass entrain, to let the game player in any case is crisp, to be how crisp how. 这款恶俗游戏的核心就是超快的升级节奏、超帅的装逼打脸、超拽的人生历程,反正就是为了让游戏玩家爽的,怎么爽怎么来。 Overturns the heavens crisply is only starts, was crisp is operates daily. 爽翻天只是开始,爽死了才是日常操作。 Although this game very vulgarly very repertoire, highlight, only then, but appraisal according to company, although is insufficient the fire, but should be able to make money. 这款游戏虽然很俗很套路,亮点只有一个,不过按照公司的评估,虽然不至于大火,但是应该能够赚点儿钱。 Because in this world, most is loves money the worldling who likes the beautiful woman liking promoting, everyone in company is no exception. 因为这个世界上,最多的便是爱钱爱美女爱升级的俗人呀,公司里的每个人也不例外。 When plays will soon push to the market, Tang Junming received an electric shock the night before the game issue, passed through the rebirth muddleheaded. 只是就在游戏即将推向市场的时候,唐君明在游戏发布的前一晚触电了,稀里糊涂地就穿越重生了。 What is most fearful, passed through the rebirth time Tang Junming to fuse this by the strong ultra crisp ultra cool repertoire game of his own designing development. 最可怕的是,穿越重生的时候唐君明融合了这款由他自己设计开发的超强超爽超酷套路游戏。 Host: Tang Junming. 宿主:唐君明。 Common Experience: 1666 通用经验:1666 Host Level: 0 / 10000( Uninitiated, brings One Origin Return To Beginning Nature Mysterious Technique) 宿主等级:0/10000(不入流,自带一元复始造化玄功) Host skill: Basic Chinese Boxing( Beginner) 宿主技能:基础拳脚(入门) Pet Husky: 0 / 3000( Uninitiated) 宠物二哈:0/3000(不入流) Host life span: 72 宿主寿命:72 Host talent: The gradation hatred halo, grades the lucky halo, the gradation charm halo. 宿主天赋:分级仇恨光环,分级幸运光环,分级魅力光环。 Host duty: Saves Blue Star, to save Primodial Chaos Universe and resurrecting parents and first loves. The reward talent aptitude promotes three big boundaries, Ten Thousand Calamity Inextinguishable Primordial Body and three golden rules( optional). 宿主任务:拯救蓝星、拯救鸿蒙宇宙、复活父母和初恋。奖励天赋资质提升三个大境界、万劫不灭鸿蒙元体、三道黄金规则(任选)。 Sudden Mission: Temporarily does not have. 临时任务:暂无。 Host background: Two big universes collide, the spiritual energy recovery and myth arrive , the Demons, and Phantoms disaster world. 宿主背景:两大宇宙碰撞,灵气复苏、神话降临、妖魔鬼怪祸乱人间。 The host is the Wu'an Town Tang Clan Family son, the talent aptitude is extremely low, the intelligence quotient is extremely limited, the manner is extremely disappointing, proper waste firewood, was looked down upon by everyone, the pig also shuts out the host. 宿主是武安镇唐氏家族的庶子,天赋资质极其低下,智商极其有限,为人极其差劲,妥妥的废柴一枚,被所有人瞧不起,就连猪也嫌弃宿主。 The parents to rescue the host perish, the first love to rescue the host commits suicide, the host also broke an engagement by the Wu'an Town another respected family Song Family Heaven's Chosen. 父母为救宿主而亡,初恋为救宿主自尽,宿主还被武安镇另一大家族宋家的天骄退婚。 The host has a clever lovable pretty independent younger sister, moreover among two people does not have any blood relationship. 宿主有一个乖巧可爱漂亮独立的妹妹,而且两人之间没有任何血缘关系。 The neighbor of host is a mature moving rare beauty, recognized the host to do the younger brother, face/color price/value one percentage, the life was quite difficult, watched for by some evil people, waits for the host to save her life. 宿主的邻居是一名成熟动人的绝色佳人,认了宿主为干弟弟,颜值一百分,生活比较困难,被一些恶人窥伺,等着宿主去拯救她的人生。 The classmate of host was the school flower and sister-in-law is the school flower and younger sister's best friend is the school flower and childhood has also rescued a mysterious school flower...... 宿主的同桌是校花、小姨子是校花、妹妹的闺蜜是校花、小时候还救过一个神秘的校花…… The host raises Husky that is picking, actually it is not Husky, it is Dragon Wolf that a pearl flees the capital, is loyal and devoted to the host. 宿主养着一条捡回来的二哈,其实它不是二哈,它是一条明珠蒙尘的龙狼,对宿主忠心耿耿。 ...... …… Looks at own attribute, Tang Junming sucks in cold air, a day the impulsion of Husky, this is not he for the pitiful life experience that the game lead establishes. 看着自己的属性,唐君明倒抽一口凉气,有一种日了二哈的冲动,这不就是他为游戏主角设定的悲惨身世吗。 Tang Junming establishes naturally to give game players show(ing) off hits the face to prepare, these evil backgrounds that but never expected that he establishes, will fuse on he himself unexpectedly. 唐君明这么设定自然是为了给游戏玩家们装逼打脸做准备,可是没想到他所设定的这些恶俗背景,居然会融合到他自己身上。 The repertoire article really can kill the person, particularly evil repertoire article. 套路文果然可以害死人,尤其是恶俗的套路文。 I quite hate the repertoire article author, especially repertoire game designer. 我好恨套路文作者,特别是套路游戏设计师。 If we had known will fuse the game, passes through the rebirth the words, Tang Junming absolutely not pitiful that such oneself establish. 若是早知道自己会融合游戏,穿越重生的话,唐君明绝对不会把自己设定的这么凄惨。 Tang Junming will not at least establish the parents double to perish again, but will be set at the lord of universe the parents. 至少唐君明不会再设定自己父母双亡,而是会把父母都设定为宇宙之主。 Like this he can enjoy the riches and honor, to live forever forever , the outstandingly beautiful beautiful women of trillion ethnic groups, no matter what he turned the sign. 这样他就可以永享富贵、长生不死、还有亿万族群的绝色佳丽任他翻牌了。 Thinks of here, Tang Junming cannot bear sigh. 想到这里,唐君明忍不住叹了口气。 Oh, originally I am so also vulgar, how otherwise to develop this game. 唉,原来我也这么俗,否则的话怎么会开发出这种游戏。 Tang Junming tries to find pleasure amidst suffering is thinking, on the head has an all various professions writing to raise. 唐君明苦中作乐地想着,脑袋上有一行行文字升起。 You hate to clench jaws about yourself, Common Experience 122...... 您对自己恨得咬牙切齿,通用经验122…… You thought that you are a silly pen, Common Experience 226...... 您觉得自己是个傻笔,通用经验226…… You thought that the game system is the brain is remnant, in heart dark crisp, Common Experience 333...... 您觉得游戏系统是脑残,心中暗爽,通用经验333…… ...... …… Looks at the writing on head, the Tang Junming full heavy line, at once cannot bear smile. 看着脑袋上的文字,唐君明满头黑线,旋即忍不住笑了起来。 Considers as finished, since came, then settle it. 算了算了,既来之则安之。 Although this time a rightful owner who passes through the rebirth is quite pitiful, but he is miserable can have Tang Junming to be miserable. 虽然这次穿越重生的原主极为凄惨,可是他再惨能有唐君明惨吗。 Received an electric shock dead in the office incautiously, later could not see own friends and relatives. 一不小心触电死在了办公室,以后再也见不到自己的亲戚朋友。 Also passed through such a being unfamiliar with the people and place dangerous world, inherited the rightful owner so pitiful life experience. 还穿越到了这么一个人生地不熟的危险世界,继承了原主如此凄惨的身世。 However to be honest, this total ratio passed away. 但是说实话,这总比一命呜呼好吧。 Since can rebirth one time, probably live is happier. 既然能够重生一次,总要活的开心一些。 You were full of the hope to the future, Common Experience 668...... 您对未来充满了希望,通用经验668…… You thought that this world is very splendid, Common Experience 168...... 您觉得这个世界挺精彩,通用经验168…… You thought that bandage is very uncomfortable, Common Experience 44...... 您觉得身上的绷带很不舒服,通用经验44…… ...... …… Yes, according to the background that Tang Junming establish, in he passes through on the eve of the rebirth, was just punched by others violent. 是的,按照唐君明自己设定的背景,在他穿越重生前夕,刚刚被别人暴揍了一顿。 Cultivation Base was abandoned completely, therefore this little while can only lie on the bed heals from a wound. 一身修为全部被废,所以这会儿只能躺在床上养伤。 numb egg, oneself are really the silly pen, can slap a oneself palm to calm down? 麻蛋,自己真是傻笔,要不要抽自己一巴掌消消气？ „Elder Brother, I cooked the oxtail soup to you, you first get up to drink one bowl.” “哥哥,我给你熬了牛尾汤,你先起来喝一碗吧。” Outside this time, Tang Junming heard broadcasts younger sister's voice. 就在这个时候,唐君明听到外面传来妹妹的声音。 In the crisp words sound, a beautiful girl of almond eyes peach cheek entered the Tang Junming room. 脆生生的话语声中,一个杏眼桃腮的漂亮女孩走进了唐君明的房间。 She keeps the clear delicate ponytail, the skin is white and exquisite, looks somewhat emaciated. 她留着清纯秀气的马尾辫,皮肤又白又细腻,看起来有些瘦弱。 The slender jeans stretch closely, appears girl's jade leg tension to be full, the snow white high-necked shirt, pastes gently on the body. 修长的牛仔裤绷得紧紧的,显得女孩子的玉腿弹力十足,雪白的高领衬衫,轻轻地贴在身上。 Was full of the youth energy from top to bottom, extremely pretty moving, but also has one point slightly charming. 浑身上下充满了青春的活力,极为靓丽动人,还带着一分小妩媚。 She is the Tang Junming younger sister. 她就是唐君明的妹妹。 Tang Mingjun! 唐明君！