UPOH :: Volume #2

#5: Really is a good fart! 【Third!】


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Zuo Xiaoduo on the platform, said loudly. 左小多在讲台上,大声说道。 What words?” Everyone lifted the head, the flashing eyes. “什么话?”所有人都抬起了头,目光炯炯。 Teacher Qin said......” 秦老师说……” On Zuo Xiaoduo face calm steady, in heart revolutions, finally gave up deliberately creating trouble, clean say/way: „...... Teacher Qin said, can teach you, he has taught ; Which step you later can arrive, the end must look at the choice of your oneself and diligently.” 左小多脸上沉着稳重,心中一个劲儿的转,终于放弃了胡闹,干干净净的道:“……秦老师说,能教你们的,他都已经教了;你们以后能走到哪一步,端要看你们自己的抉择与努力了。” He added, later others mentioned your names let he hears, hopes that cannot make him feel to lose face! This was teaches us is so long, only, only request.” “他还说,以后别人提到你们的名字让他听到的时候,希望不会让他觉得丢脸!这是教了我们这么久,唯一的,仅有的要求。” Zuo Xiaoduo said. 左小多说道。 The youngster young girls of entire class are on the face shine. 整个班的少年少女都是脸上发光。 Bai Bingbing is sobbing loudly calling out: I will certainly not make Teacher Qin lose face!” 白冰冰哽咽着大叫一声:“我一定不会让秦老师丢脸的!” I will not let Teacher Qin, because I lose face!” “我也不会让秦老师因为我丢脸的!” I am also!” “我也是!” „......” “……” Suddenly, the entire class boiled. 一时间,整个班都沸腾了。 Such being the case, haven't you gone to cultivation? Hasn't gone informed and experienced? Here sits dry/does, even if the slogan shouted again loud, can make Teacher Qin proud?” Zuo Xiaoduo spoke these words, went down the platform. “既然如此,你们还不去修炼?还不去历练?都在这里干坐着,就算口号喊得再响,就能让秦老师骄傲么?”左小多说完这句话,就走下了讲台。 My this went to Gravity Room.” “我这就去重力室了。” We go to the school to apply for mission, goes informed and experienced!” “我们去学校申请任务,去历练!” Stiffened diligently, strives to meet by chance with Teacher Qin at that time again! I can tell him proudly, teacher, I have not lost face to you!” “努力变强,争取彼时与秦老师再相逢的时候!我可以自豪的告诉他,老师,我没有给您丢脸!” Goes together! Goes together!” “同去!同去!” ...... …… By noon, the people just finished eating the food, receives the notice, takes over control of Qin Fangyang the ninth class by Luo Lie. 到了中午,众人刚吃完饭,就接到通知,由罗烈来接管秦方阳的这个九班 Obtained this news Teacher Luo Lie, the mouth smiles directly crookedly. 得到这个消息的罗烈老师,嘴直接就笑歪了。 oneself did not threaten Li Changjiang in vain specially, but also delivered him two bottles of nice wines, non- combined threats with inducements, only feared that was really not one's turn me...... 不枉了自己专门去威胁了李长江一顿,还送了他两瓶好酒,非如此威逼利诱,只怕真轮不到我呢…… Before Gravity Room gate . 重力室门前。 „Have you constrained true origin qi to move restlessly now several times?” Zuo Xiaoduo asked Long Yusheng and other people. “你们现在已经压抑真元气躁动几次了?”左小多龙雨生等五人。 These five people now, the one after another condition is similar to not long after Zuo Xiaoduo, walks continually must clamp the leg, does not dare to make an effort, for fear that makes an effort, broke through. 这五个人现在,一个个的状态都跟曾几何时的左小多差不多,连走路都要夹着腿,丝毫不敢用力,唯恐一个用力,就突破了。 Li Chenglong facial features distortion: I have seven times to accumulate...... the present really quite uncomfortably...... to break wind do not dare to put happily, Boss Zuo, this...... this was also too uncomfortable......” 李成龙面容扭曲:“我已经有七次累积了……现在真的好难受啊……连放屁都不敢痛快放,左老大,这……这也太难受了……” Wan Lixiu reddens all over the face, although the Eldest Young Lady Wan character is the real man, but this suppresses is not breaking through, feeling that times suppress...... really quite difficult, is quite laborious! 万里秀更是满脸通红,虽然万大小姐的性格是真汉子,但这憋着不突破,一次次憋回去的感觉……真的好艰难,好辛苦! Do not say, her family condition is excellent, spirit medicine spirit pill cultivation resources anything may stronger to plan compared with others incessantly, now has really reached oneself limit! 更不要说,她的家庭条件极好,灵药灵丹修炼资源什么的可都比其他人要强出不止一筹,现在是真的已经到了自身极限了! I...... three days had not gone to bathroom......” “我……已经三天没有上厕所了……” Wan Lixiu is blushing: Now, almost gasps for breath continually...... felt that must break through......” 万里秀通红着脸:“现在,几乎连喘口气……都感觉要突破来着……” When is speaking, side the sound makes a sound for the first time, was actually Yu Moyan put an arse. 正说着话之际,旁边噗的之声乍响,却是余莫言放了一个屁 Immediately, saw that the Yu Moyan whole face is pale, the expression that is unable to speak, the whole face is twisting, loses muttered: Ended, I broke through, could not bear......” 随即,就看到余莫言满脸惨白,无法言说的表情,满脸扭曲着,失落至极的喃喃道:“完了,我突破了,忍不住了……” Others are covering the nose, a face distortion. 其他人都是捂着鼻子,一脸扭曲。 Also does not know how this sound is the blasting fuse or, drew out the chain-reaction unexpectedly, Long Yusheng also had the change, broke through...... 也不知道这点响动是导火索还是怎么的,竟然引出了连锁反应,龙雨生也随之生出异动,也突破了…… But Yu Moyan that an arse, is unexpectedly out of the ordinary, the non- vulgar taste, odor, fills the air without consulting anybody. 余莫言的那个屁,竟然非同凡响,更非俗味,一股恶臭,径自弥漫开来。 Zuo Xiaoduo covers the nose to escape distressedly, traveling speed, quick compels. 左小多捂着鼻子狼狈而逃,移动速度,快的一逼。 Wan Lixiu also covers the nose to rush out, but just rushed to the entrance, suddenly does not run, the whole person squatted all of a sudden, called out pitifully: „It is not good, I also broke through......” 万里秀也捂着鼻子往外冲,可是刚刚冲到门口,突然不跑了,整个人一下子蹲了下来,惨叫一声:“不好,我也突破了……” Then is Li Chenglong, the young fatty was done by this scene wants to cry to smile, does not know whether to laugh or cry, finally when the mood does not fluctuate rather, true origin qi takes advantage of an opening to move, counter to/clashes on, immediately cannot control: „......” 然后就是李成龙,小胖子被这幅场景搞得想哭想笑,哭笑不得,结果心情波动不宁之余,真元气乘隙而动,逆冲而上,顿时控制不住:“哈……” Haha the laughter only comes out, Li Chenglong You thinks restrains, strives to hold, then when...... , he also broke through...... 哈哈笑声只出来一个哈,李成龙尤想克制,勉力憋住,然后……噗的一声之余,他也突破了…… Final final, Li Changming also announced falls into enemy hands, on this day, Wan Lixiu and other people, broke through almost at the same time, pour can also be said as a charming story, was the flavor is not very good to say! 最后的最后,李长明也宣告失守,这一日,万里秀等五人,几乎在同一时间突破,倒也可说是一段佳话,就是味道不是很好的说! Luo Lie in high spirits comes to receive the oneself student, before the Gravity Room gate, saw this situation. 罗烈兴冲冲的前来接收自己的学生,到了重力室门前,一眼就看到了这种情况。 Five person one after another strong point of the complexion distortion completely, Wan Lixiu squats alone after a tree, the complexion is ugly, could not say lost...... 五个人一个个的尽脸色扭曲之能事,万里秀更是独自蹲在一棵树后,脸色更是难看之极,说不出的失落…… Tears. 还有泪水。 What's wrong?” “怎么了?” Luo Lie gathers in several male students to ask, actually smelled odor immediately. Immediately was smoked a somersault. 罗烈凑到几个男生中去问,却顿时闻到了一股恶臭。顿时被熏了一个跟头。 I scratch!” “我擦!” Teacher Luo Lie handles against, covered the nose subconsciously. 罗烈老师措不及防之下,下意识的捂住了鼻子。 Who does!” “谁干的!” I......” “我……” I......” “我……” I......” “还有我……” Teacher Luo Lie was immediately ignorant. 罗烈老师顿时就懵了。 Your four people...... does the collective crowd together to break wind? What this plays?” “你们四个人……集体凑在一起放屁?这是玩什么?” Luo Lie is unable to understand simply, the brain short-circuits instantaneously: What hobby is this?” 罗烈简直无法理解,脑子都瞬间短路:“这是什么嗜好?” „...... It is not!” “不……不是!” Long Yusheng is covering the nose: Matter is such......” 龙雨生捂着鼻子:“事情是这样的……” Listened to the explanation, Luo Lie was ignorant: You say...... your five people, including Wan Lixiu......, because Yu Moyan could not bear suddenly, put an arse, provoked the chain-reaction, your five person simultaneously broke through Innate Boundary!?” 听完了解释,罗烈更懵了:“你是说……你们五个人,包括万里秀在内……因为余莫言一时间没忍住,放了一个屁,引起了连锁反应,你们五个人齐齐突破了先天境界!?” Yes......” “是啊是啊……” Long Yusheng quickly changed a statement: Xiu'er should not break wind...... she who breaks, she......” must try hard to save face for the fiancee. 龙雨生急忙改口:“秀儿应该不是放屁冲开的……她,她……”还是要努力为未婚妻留面子的。 That side broadcasts the sound that Wan Lixiu happened simultaneously ashamed and resentfully: Long Yusheng, you shut up to me!” 那边传来万里秀羞愤交加的声音:“龙雨生,你给我闭嘴!” an arse...... 个屁…… Five people broke through Innate...... 五个人突破了先天…… This an arse puts good! 个屁放的好啊! Luo Lie happily, blurts to praise at heart: Really is a good fart!” 罗烈心里欣慰不已,脱口夸赞:“真是个好屁!” Luo Lie also thought the pleasant surprise, but the complexion is transferred the distortion gradually pleasantly surprised. 罗烈本来还觉惊喜,可是脸色渐渐由惊喜转为扭曲。 The reason does not have him, he discovered, stink all around not only does not see the escape, instead was getting more and more rich...... 原因无他,他发现,周遭的臭味非但不见逸散,反而越来越浓郁了…… As him of cultivation big expert, where could not have thought that as several people break through Innate, true qi operates by the phenomenally lively condition, making the impurity contamination in within the body discharge outside the body...... to start to brave outward...... 作为修行大行家的他,哪里还想不到,随着几人突破先天,真气以空前活泼泼的状态运行,令到体内的杂质污秽藉机排出体外……全都开始往外冒…… Several male aware appearance do not have the light, covers the face not to dare to see the person, wants ashamed and resentfully as for Wan Lixiu, moved does not dare to move...... 几个男的自觉面目无光,捂着脸不敢见人,至于万里秀更加的羞愤欲死,动都不敢动了…… This is the good deed, stupidly be not gawking, hurries to wash, washes, confirmed that scrubs cleanly oneself!” “这是好事,都别傻愣着了,赶紧去洗洗,多洗一回,确认把自己洗刷干净!” Luo Lie plays the biggest role of teacher immediately, directly the bathroom of school teacher staff leaping: Hurried to put away the hot water, the person immediately on the past......” 罗烈立即发挥老师的最大作用,直接将学校教师职工的浴室给腾了出来:“赶紧放好热水,人马上就过去……” Zuo Xiaoduo in looks at the same time from afar, almost must smile the intestines, he experienced similar condition before, the nature has been well aware to several people of conditions, was not worried slightly, only has the funniness. 左小多在一边远远看着,几乎要笑断了肠子,他之前经历过类似的状况,自然对几人的状况心知肚明,丝毫也不担心,唯有好笑。 In his hand takes the cell phone, takes down this distressed one heartily, particularly Wan Lixiu, but also record several compared with others. 他手里拿着手机,尽情地录下这狼狈一幕,尤其是万里秀,还要比其他人多录了好几段。 This and other black history! 这等黑历史! Must record absolutely! 绝对要录下来! In the future............ 将来……嘿嘿嘿…… When five people were led to take a bath by Luo Lie, in the Zuo Xiaoduo cell phone had recorded several to everyone preciously instantaneous, is worth ruminating for a long time for a long time. 等到五个人都被罗烈带着去洗澡,左小多手机里已经给每个人都录了好几个珍贵瞬间,值得回味好久好久。 Pitifully, what a pity this cell phone can only record the picture, cannot record the flavor......, if can record the flavor to be better, the science and technology is insufficiently developed......” “可惜,可惜这手机只能记录画面,不能记录味道……要是能记录味道就更好了,科技还是不够发达啊……” Zuo Xiaoduo receives the cell phone, face upwards the deep sigh, deeply is not very so developed to feel regret for the science and technology. 左小多收起手机,仰天长叹,深深为了科技如此不够发达而感到遗憾。 Enough after one hour, following Luo Lie that five people completely redden all over the face came back. 足足一个小时之后,五个人尽都满脸通红的跟着罗烈回来了。 Four male students set the hair hotly, but Wan Lixiu shames purely. 四个男生是被热水烫的,但万里秀则纯粹是羞的。 Although understands the current condition, non- is the oneself issue, still felt shamefully. 尽管明白当前状况,非是自己的问题,却仍是感到无地自容了。 Under solemn Miss Governor, is in the glare of the public eye, becomes like this smelly, even if has reason, still lost face. 堂堂总督大小姐,众目睽睽之下,臭成这样子,纵然是事出有因,仍旧是丢了大人了。 Luckily everyone and I together am smelly...... Wan Lixiu to think at heart, focuses to look at Long Yusheng and the others slantingly, has the comfort at heart slightly. 幸亏大家和我一起臭……万里秀心里想,斜着眼看着龙雨生等人,心里稍有安慰。 Is comforting oneself time...... 正在安慰自己的时候…… Ha hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈哈……” Zuo Xiaoduo appeared at the right moment, a school of arrogance, conceited. 左小多适时的出现了,一派趾高气扬,唯我独尊。 Xiu'er!” 秀儿!” Zuo Xiaoduo is cocky: You do not need to intertwine, although on you was very a moment ago smelly, but Xiu'er your smell is entirely different from them! Their smells are pure smelly, your smell, always brings several points of powder taste, is slightly better, does not conform to conventional pattern......” 左小多神气活现:“你也不用纠结,虽然刚才你们身上都很臭,但秀儿你的臭与他们截然不同!他们的臭是纯臭,你的臭,总还是带着几分脂粉味儿,稍胜一筹,不落俗套……” Boss Zuo, your cheap person!” 左老大,你这个贱人!” The words have not said, Wan Lixiu carries the broadsword to kill, does not die the continuous appearance. 话没说完,万里秀已经扛着大刀杀了过来,一副不死不休的样子。 Zuo Xiaoduo cries out strangely, falls the desolate to walk without consulting anybody. 左小多怪叫一声,径自落荒而走。 Regarding in the woman in violent anger, Zuo Xiaoduo is not daring to provoke. 对于正在暴怒中的女人,左小多可是万万不敢招惹的。 Then, Zuo Xiaoduo was chased down entire three by becoming angry out of shame Wan Lixiu around Second High! 就这样,左小多被恼羞成怒的万里秀绕着二中追杀了整整三圈! Has consumed not to have the strength Wan Lixiu, hid in Gravity Room covertly. 一直将万里秀耗没了力气,才偷偷摸摸的躲进了重力室 Good mouth to fear!” “好口怕!” To entering Gravity Room, Zuo Xiaoduo is still patting the oneself chest. 一直到进入重力室,左小多还在拍着自己胸口。 Yeah, Xiu'er cannot play the joke...... the Long Yusheng second half lifetime to probably endure hardship......” “哎,秀儿可是太开不起玩笑了……龙雨生后半辈子可要吃苦了……” The Zuo Xiaoduo lingering fear still saves: Really was really aggressive! Is really worried for him......” 左小多余悸犹存:“真真是太凶悍了!真为他担心……” That side. 那边。 Wan Lixiu and Long Yusheng wait/etc., compares notes mutually to the war, consolidated boundary. 万里秀龙雨生等,相互切磋对战,巩固境界 Under the Wan Lixiu violent anger, battle efficiency straight line suddenly/violently Sheng, starting to be ruthless and spicy, leaves no ground. 万里秀暴怒之下,战斗力直线暴升,下手又狠又辣,不留余地。 Long Yusheng and other grown men were completely restrained by force by violent anger Wan Lixiu were hitting. 龙雨生等四个大男人尽都被暴怒的万里秀强压着打了一顿。 Regarding reckless miss, four people are completely at wit's end a directly...... can only taking a beating of passive defense, even by four enemies one, still did not beat. 对于一个直接不要命的姑娘,四个人全然的无计可施……只能被动防守的挨揍,即便是以四敌一,仍旧不敌。 These people of each people were scolding a lot of Zuo Xiaoduo at heart! 这几人每人都在心里将左小多骂了千百遍! You special play to stimulate inexpensively the Wan Lixiu anger, made us withstand completely! 你特么耍贱将万里秀火气激发出来,却让我们全部承受了! This compels inexpensively! 这个贱逼! Delight that Luo Lie is looking at the same time: Really is the talents, does not use Zuo Xiaoduo this counter heaven level number, the single is these five goes out, then swept away other schools sufficiently. 罗烈在一边看的眉飞色舞:果然都是天才,都不用左小多这个逆天级数的,单只是这五个出去,便足以横扫其他学校了。 Before Luo Lie also knows very much the talents of these students, diligently, previously examined time, he is also the entire journey accompaniment. 之前罗烈也很知道这几个学生的天赋,努力,先前测验的时候,他也是全程陪同。 Naturally knows that the real strength levels of these students, have been the Innate level, reason that has not broken through, is deliberately constraining itself to break through, hoping to reach the maximum limit of potential background. 自然知道这几个学生的真实实力层次,早已经达到了先天层次,之所以迟迟没有突破,就是在刻意的压抑自身突破,以期达到自身潜力底蕴的最大极限。 But even Zuo Xiaoduo these six people are Qin Fangyang own student who strips from the Martial Practitioner class, Luo Lie even again greedy, share that actually still only then stares on helplessly. 只不过连左小多在内这六人都是秦方阳武士班一路带过来的亲学生,罗烈就算再眼馋,却也只有干瞪眼的份。
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