UPOH :: Volume #2

#49: Cult Lord! Cult Lord! 【First!】


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Introduced. 介绍完毕。 two Captain returns the respective team. 两个队长退回各自队伍。 12 people, simultaneously toward the opposite line of Martial Dao rituals! 十二人,同时向着对面行武道礼! Water City First High, everyone white clothing, bullies the frost to win the snow, the stature is tall and straight, un, must except the last person, the front five people of good-looking man beautiful women, constitute a pretty scenery line, simultaneously flickering of bowing, is concealing one share inexplicable ice cold sharp air/Qi, then such as is a snowy mountain, suddenly the elderly lowers the head. 水城一中,人人一袭白衣,欺霜胜雪,身材挺拔,嗯,得除去最后一人,前面五人俊男美女,构成一道靓丽的风景线,同时躬身之瞬,隐含着一股子莫名的冰寒锋锐之气,便如是一座雪山,蓦然白首低头。 The imposing manner is astonishing. 气势惊人。 But Phoenix City Second High, bows...... is actually the simultaneously reveal comes out behind six people big Phoenix City Second High five large characters! 凤凰城二中,一躬身……却是齐齐露出来六人背后大大的“凤凰城二中”五个大字! Especially striking! 尤为醒目! earth to dregs! 土到掉渣! This striking contrast regards the effect, lets almost not smile to make noise in several High Martial teacher that behind the Zuo Xiaoduo squad observes. 这强烈的对比视效,让在左小多小队背后观战的几位高武老师差点没笑出声来。 Goes to battle with the list, drew up?” “出战名单,拟好了么?” Ding Xiulan asked. 丁秀兰问道。 The referee of this competition, almost is an acquaintance, three big High Martial, six teacher! 这一场比赛的裁判,几乎全是熟人,三大高武,六位老师 Un, has not misread, this time six referee teacher, total from three big High Martial! 嗯,没看错,此次的六位裁判老师,全数来自三大高武 Other quota has not mixed. 别家一个名额都没混上。 In nearby Ma Changsi Teacher Ma, once for a while looking fierce, the indignation of whole face. 身在一旁的马长思马老师,时不时的龇牙咧嘴,满脸的愤愤不平。 Ordinary doesn't High Martial have the human rights?! Teacher Ma wants to roar a throat. 普通高武没人权啊?!马老师想要吼一嗓子。 However has not dared. 但是没敢。 Such will perhaps take a beating. 那样恐怕会挨揍。 My Ma Laosan a wise man does not fight against impossible odds. 我马老三好汉不吃眼前亏。 Drew up drew up had drawn up.” “拟好了拟好了早就拟好了。” Zuo Xiaoduo cheerful walks, met the list to submit one's own side, sweet say/way: How many teacher look familiar, wasn't for successive several days working overtime of night and day? But must take care, was really laborious.” 左小多乐呵呵的走过去,将己方出战名单递交了上去,甜甜道:“几位老师怎地这么面熟,不是连续几天连轴转的加班了吧?可要注意身体啊,真是太辛苦了。” An affection of Ding Xiulan face, said: Was rare your child to have a mind, look, I prepared to eat.” 丁秀兰一脸的慈爱,道:“难得你这孩子有心了,看,我都准备了吃的。” Was saying unexpectedly takes one bag of melon seeds, asked: „Do you eat?” 说着居然拿出来一袋瓜子,问道:“你吃不吃?” Zuo Xiaoduo hollow laugh: I do not dare to eat.” 左小多干笑:“我不敢吃。” You fired off, teacher asked you to eat.” Ding Xiulan said. “等你打完了,老师请你吃。”丁秀兰道。 Zhan Xiaofei is coughing at the same time: Teacher Ding, attention image.” 展小飞在一边咳嗽:“丁老师,注意形象。” Also is immediately benign the say/way that is overjoyed affably: Zuo Xiaoduo, come on.” 随即又和颜悦色和蔼可亲满面春风的道:“左小多,加油。” A Zuo Xiaoduo face simple and honest repetitive nod, said with a smile: Teacher Zhan, your today's facial expression had the spirit more than couple days ago.” 左小多一脸憨厚的连连点头,笑道:“展老师,您今天的气色可是比前几天有精神多了。” Zhan Xiaofei is greatly happy, said: Real? Will you also look at the facial expression?” 展小飞大乐,道:“真的么?你还会看气色?” Zuo Xiaoduo said: Actually will look, telling fortunes by physiognomy that I most excel, on teacher your appearance, will be doomed to move the world in the future, end good appearance.” 左小多道:“会看一点,其实我最擅长的还是看相,就老师你这面相,将来是注定了名动天下的,端的好面相。” The Zhan Xiaofei eye narrowed the eyes, ecstatic: Yes, ha, if Ok, you give me attractively...... my name to move the world , because enrolled a good student, but does move the world?” 展小飞眼睛都眯了起来,心花怒放:“是么,哈哈哈,要是可以的话,你给我好好看看……我的名动天下,是不是因为收了个好学生而名动天下的?” Another side, a Cui Shangyan face is discontented: Teacher Zhan, the present is chat time? Quality, attention quality!” 另一边,崔尚颜一脸不满:“展老师,现在是聊天的时候么?素质,注意素质!” Zuo Xiaoduo is clever: Teacher Cui, Teacher Cui was hello laborious.” 左小多乖巧:“崔老师您好,崔老师辛苦了。” Cui Shangyan smiles a flower immediately: „Did Xiaoduo, rest yesterday evening is good? It is said for these days, went to the amusement park to play? When you come capital, teacher leads you to go to the capital amusement park to play, that side may here bigger probably much, can enjoy oneself to the full inevitably.” 崔尚颜顿时笑出来一朵花:“小多啊,昨天晚上睡得好不好?据说这几天,去游乐场玩了?等你来上京,老师带你去上京的游乐场玩,那边可比这里大得多了,必然可以尽兴。” Zuo Xiaoduo eye one bright: Really ?” 左小多眼睛一亮:“真哒?” Naturally real!” “当然是真的!” Cui Shangyan full of enthusiasm introduction: Let me tell you, capital amusement park, inside......” 崔尚颜兴致勃勃的介绍:“我跟你说,上京的游乐场,里面……” To give an example child introduction, encourages Zuo Xiaoduo the interest that wants to go, actually remembers oneself simply not to go to the amusement park, to that side one on the facility, the utter ignorance, was naturally aimless, is hard to say anything again, forcefully deflection topic: „...... In may be fun, in inside bar, many good pretty little elder sisters...... that put on......” 才想要举例子介绍一下,助长左小多想要前往的兴致,却想起自己根本没去过游乐场,对那边的一应设施,全然无知,自然无的放矢,难以再说什么,强行偏转话题道:“……里面可好玩了,里面的酒吧里,还有很多好漂亮的小姐姐诶……那穿的……” At the same time, Ding Xiulan and Zhan Xiaofei also angry roar: Cui Shangyan, your does not swing bluish green lotus the shameless person, was wants to teach people bad things the child?!” 一边,丁秀兰展小飞同时怒吼:“崔尚颜,你这不摇碧莲的无耻之人,是想要教坏了孩子么?!” cough cough......” 咳咳……” Cui Shangyan does not care to smile, I spoke such as talk nonsense I also to care about anything, how on shameless can the place, continue to say with a smile: Xiaoduo, so long as your really came, which teacher you want to go to lead you to go, you want to play anything, teacher leads you to play......” 崔尚颜根本不在意笑了笑,我都说话如放屁了我还在乎什么,就不要碧莲能怎么地,继续笑道:“小多,只要你真个来了,你想去哪老师都带你去,你想玩啥,老师都带你玩……” Zhan Xiaofei face upwards the sigh: This such as the female is really common, the first coy life not from, but after there is for the first time, does not care about...... this Cui Shangyan......” 展小飞仰天叹息:“这真的如女子一般,第一次扭扭捏捏的死活不从,但是有了第一次之后,就不在乎了……这个崔尚颜啊……” Ding Xiulan set up the eyebrow, flew into a rage saying: Zhan Xiaofei, your what meaning, Cui Shangyan violates inexpensively is his own matter, relates with woman what? If you will not speak, closes your foul-mouthed!” 丁秀兰立起了眉毛,勃然大怒道:“展小飞,你什么意思,崔尚颜犯贱是他自家的事,与女人什么关系?你要是不会说话,就闭上你那张臭嘴!” Zuo Xiaoduo looked, I come to pat a horse buttocks, really does not have other meaning, how can here hit? 左小多一看,我就过来拍句马屁,真没别的意思,怎么这边就要打起来了? The gunpowder taste is getting more and more thick. 火药味儿越来越浓。 teacher, I first went back to prepare to compete.” 老师啊,我就先回去准备比赛了。” Speedily however goes, wipes away sweat halfway, that side was really...... is too dangerous...... 一溜烟而去,半路擦擦汗,那边真是……太危险了…… Un, come on!” Five referees exit|to speak together. “嗯,加油!”有五位裁判一起出口。 Zuo Xiaoduo hands over the list, handed over for ten minutes, again and again exchanged greetings, Zhou Yunqing has been standing at the same time is waiting. 左小多交名单,足足交了十分钟,几次三番寒暄下来,周云清就一直在一边站着等着。 Irritable completely, on the face the look is motionless. 全然的不急不躁,脸上神色不动。 Zuo Xiaoduo could not bear approve one at heart. 左小多心里都忍不住赞了一声。 Before do not despise this competition gave regards, the politeness, the etiquette, the respect, chatted......, so long as teacher had the response, chatted, no matter one were two, will dry in the sun another team of students in one side. 不要小看这比赛之前问好,礼貌,礼仪,尊重,聊天……只要老师有回应,聊起来,不管是一句还是两句,都会将另外一队的学员晾在一边。 But stemming from respect to speaking teacher, other teacher not in this time digression. 而出于对正在说话的老师的尊重,其他的老师也不会在这个时候插话。 Another team of people can only awkward under one side, is in the glare of the public eye is drying in the sun waiting. 另外一队的人就只能尴尬的在一边,众目睽睽之下晾着干等。 Does not do to despise waiting of this short time, this regarding the psychology of person, is a very big pressure attack. 休要小看这短短的时间的干等,这对于人的心理,是一种非常大的压力打击。 Countless people look, this is the entire net live broadcast! 无数人看着呢,这可是全网直播啊! I in this fool is standing? 我就在这傻逼似的站着? Awkward! 多尴尬啊! First is repugnant: Your Zuo Xiaoduo matter so many? 先是反感:你左小多事儿怎么那么多呢? Isn't this giving me intentionally demonstration of authority? 这不是在故意给我下马威吧? Aren't you in that side speech, create the opportunity to dry in the sun me? 你在那边一个劲的说话,不就是制造机会晾我么? Then even more indignant: His mouth is so sweet, I what to do? 然后便是越发的气愤:他嘴这么甜,我怎么办? Do I want to give regards? 我要不要问好? Can have the counter-effect of imitating others to make a fool of oneself? 会不会有东施效颦的反效果? But if I didn't give regards teacher to me to have the view? 但我要是不问好老师会不会对我有看法? If did not give regards, in heart disturbed: Can teacher be discontented with me? 如果不问好,心中忐忑:老师会不会对我不满? If gives regards, feels suffocated at heart: Why do I want to study him? 如果问了好,心里更憋气:我凭啥要学他? But after giving regards , the response of teacher can trigger the innumerable psychological activities, warm fortunately, if neither cold nor hot, or ignores, starts to consider at heart...... 而问好后老师的反应又能引发无数的心理活动,热情还好,若是不冷不热,或者不理不睬,就又开始心里考虑…… Waits...... does not relate in detail. 等等等等……就不细说了。 But all these, should not have: Everyone went forward together, hands over the list to come back immediately, anything did not need to think. 而所有的这些,原本应该都是没有的:大家一起上前,交了名单立即回来,啥也不用想。 But because of Zuo Xiaoduo a few words, initiates all these. 但就是因为左小多一句话,引发所有这些。 To adult, in addition is a pressure, let alone is one -and-a-half groups of big kids? 对成年人尚且是一份压力,更何况是一群半大孩子? In the beforehand several competitions, Zuo Xiaoduo opponents, not affected almost does not have! 在之前几场比赛中,左小多的对手们,不受影响的几乎就没有! Moreover this move, is the frank and upright Yin move: I can draw below face, can you? 而且这一招,乃是光明正大的阴招:我能拉的下脸,你能么? Even you can, still be I compared with you first, profits compared with you! 就算你能,也是我比你先,比你占便宜! Even if were forestalled by you, I can also say compared with you of pleasant to hear...... 哪怕被你抢了先,我也能说得比你更好听…… When has Master Zuo cared about the face? 左爷什么时候在乎过脸面? So long as can attack the opponent, always spares no effort! 只要能够打击到对手,向来都是不遗余力的! But this Water City First High Captain, unexpectedly completely not affected, that light standing is always waiting there, the innermost feelings do not have the fluctuation! 但这位水城一中队长,居然全然的不受影响,始终就那么平平淡淡的站在那里等着,内心全无波动! This is Zuo Xiaoduo utilizes the first expiration of this trick. 这还是左小多运用这个伎俩的第一次失效。 teacher, this is our lists, please glance.” 老师,这是我们的名单,请过目。” Zhou Yunqing strides bravely forward, the quick steps vanguard, both hands delivered the list. 周云清昂首阔步,疾步前行,双手将名单送了过去。 Good!” “好!” Ding Xiulan met: Yunqing, come on.” 丁秀兰接了过去:“云清啊,加油。” Thanks teacher.” “谢谢老师。” Zhou Yunqing bowed to salute, walked. 周云清躬身行礼,走了回去。 Zuo Xiaoduo stands before own team, looks at Zhou Yunqing, in the heart appraises silently: I am pretending to be a pig to eat tigers guy...... he am steady such as the old dog...... especially, the father runs into the opponent today, was always insufficient to fall at the final finals?!” 左小多站在自家队伍前,看着周云清,心中默默评价:“我是老银币……他是稳如老狗……特么的,老子今天算是遇到对手了,总不至于在最后决赛上栽个跟头吧?!” Submits finishes to the fighting personnel position list, both sides each other salute to express best wishes, gave the opposite party the biggest respect, then returns to the seat to sit down respectively, calms the mind to treat the war. 递交对战人员顺位名单既毕,双方彼此行礼致意,给予了对方最大的尊重,然后各自回到座位坐下,静心待战。 Ding Xiulan manor appearance/allow stands up, the austere sound opens the mouth: Two teams go to battle with the list, already in my hands ; But this list, does not permit the replacement.” 丁秀兰庄容站起身来,肃声开口到:“两队出战名单,已经在我手里;而这份名单,是不允许更换的。” The Ding Xiulan smile said: Now, actually must look at deploying troops and forming lines of two teams of Captain and Vice Captain.” 丁秀兰微笑道:“现在,却是要看两队队长副队长的排兵布阵了。” Below I announced, Phoenix City Second High, first meets the candidate is...... Vice Captain Li Chenglong!” “下面我宣布,凤凰城二中,第一场出战人选是……副队长李成龙!” Water City First High meets the candidate is, Vice Captain Yan Kuanglei.” 水城一中出战人选是,副队长燕狂雷。” The Ding Xiulan two degrees swept a list, in the eye pupil have exuded have wiped the surprised color, said with a smile: Two deploying troops and forming lines lineups , the first war, has almost not set out strength strongest Captain unexpectedly, but sets out strong Vice Captain, it seems like, wants Vice Captain first to take one game, opens wins the surface, only pitifully, the mentality collision, was makes Vice Captain run upon Vice Captain.” 丁秀兰二度扫过一眼名单,眼眸中泛过一抹惊讶之色了,笑道:“两家的排兵布阵阵容,居然差不多,第一战,都没有出动自家战力最强队长,而是出动次强的副队长,看来,都想要副队长先拿下一局,打开胜面,只可惜,思路撞车,却是让副队长撞上了副队长。” Below we look at these two Vice Captain, who will be the winner, whose who is weak.” “下面我们就看这两位副队长,鹿死谁手,孰强孰弱。” This first round of going to battle candidate, truly caused in an uproar. 这个首轮的出战人选,确实引起了一阵哗然。 Zuo Xiaoduo also looked one with opposite Zhou Yunqing looking pensive. 左小多与对面周云清亦是若有所思的对望了一眼。 two Vice Captain stood simultaneously. 两个副队长同时站了出来。 But opposite Yan Kuanglei momentum, compared with Li Chenglong simply is the difference of one cup of water and sea! 但对面燕狂雷的声势,比起李成龙简直就是一杯水与大海的区别! The entire stand, all audience, the sea of people, the red flag flutters, bellows loudly, with one voice come on. All is the Li Chenglong fans! 整个看台,所有观众,人山人海,红旗招展,放声大吼,齐声加油。全是李成龙的粉丝! Steel Elder Brother! Come on!” 钢铁哥!加油!” Steel Elder Brother! Must win!” 钢铁哥!必胜!” The person who in the network, is watching the live broadcast, established Steel Divine Cult impressively spontaneously, moreover this god established these days, but the initiation population had actually broken ten million/countless the critical junction! 网络上,正在看直播的人,赫然是自发地成立了一个钢铁神教,而且这个神教才不过成立了这几天,但入教人数却已经突破了千万大关! Becoming in the network a mud-rock flow. 成为网络上一股泥石流。 Steel Elder Brother, come on!” 钢铁哥,加油!” Cult Lord! Aggressive!” 教主!霸气!” Cult Lord military might, unified rivers and lakes ; What beautiful woman, fights with the fists to cry! Steel Divine Cult, I am only lonely! Single kennel, seven sea five lakes! Woof woof tearful......” 教主威武,一统江湖;什么美女,一拳打哭!钢铁神教,唯我孤独!单身狗窝,七海五湖!嗷嗷嗷哦,汪汪汪汪……” Cult Lord! This time how dozen of male? Trades one!” 教主!这次怎么打男的?换一个!” Cult Lord, the next war hits the little elder sister again......” 教主,下一战再打小姐姐啊……” ...... …… In the arena, called the accent whistling sound cloud penetration broken fog ; In the network, the writing literary flourishes formed the tsunami to be the same! 赛场上,叫声口哨声穿云破雾;网络上,文字辞藻形成了海啸一般! Steel Divine Cult, Steel Elder Brother Li Chenglong, deserves favored Cult Lord! 钢铁神教,钢铁哥李成龙,乃是当之无愧众望所归的教主 Cult Lord goes to battle, a cowboy refuels hoarsely. 教主出战,一众马仔声嘶力竭的加油。 This group of people, all are the single dogs! 这群人,全是单身狗! Every day when licks the dog is actually anything cannot lick and eats the dog grain to eat greasy that finally saw Steel Elder Brother that holds beautiful woman crazy ke, had the pillar directly. 每天当舔狗却是啥也舔不着而且吃狗粮吃到腻的那种,终于看到一位抓住美女狂尅的钢铁哥,直接就有了主心骨。 one after another waves the flag and shouts, shake the head and wag the tail! 一个个摇旗呐喊,摇头摆尾 At this moment, the Steel Divine Cult imposing manner startled day is peerless! 这一刻,钢铁神教气势惊天绝世!
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