UPOH :: Volume #2

#432: Speaks the love experience 【Second!】


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Zuo Xiaonian changes mind thinks, discovered Zuo Xiaoduo said is seemingly reasonable. 左小念转念一想,发现左小多说得貌似很有道理。 At the present cultivation progress, coordinating the Zuo Xiaoduo Emptiness Extinguishing Tower words, oneself also really quickly to break through the Spirit Controlling level...... 以现在的修行进度,配合左小多灭空塔的话,自己还真的很快就能突破御神层次…… If such...... 如果那样…… Moreover this can also many with Little Doggyda in together some time...... 而且这样还能多和小狗哒在一起一段时间…… Un...... truly reasonable.” Zuo Xiaonian approval. “嗯……确实是有道理。”左小念认可了。 She thinks now in issue that in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower exercises martial arts, completely without realizing, exercises martial arts more than 20 days in this inside, is equal to with Zuo Xiaoduo in this two people independent in together more than two years, about three years of vital issue! 她现在只是想到了在灭空塔里练功的问题,完全没有意识到,在这里面练功这二十多天,就等于和左小多在这里面两人单独的在一起两年多,将近三年时间这个重大的问题! This issue is serious. 这个问题严重至极。 She thought that but, actually does not care completely. 或者她想到了,但是,却完全不在意。 With the oneself husband, what makes should not be? However in the surface must take strict precautions against cling to tenaciously. 自己老公,做什么不是应该的么?但是表面上还要严防死守的。 Zuo Xiaoduo great happiness: We settled.” 左小多大喜:“那咱们就这么说定了。” Un. Settled!” Zuo Xiaonian nods. “恩。说定了!”左小念点点头。 Since is reasonable, settled, should under the reward I?” “既然有道理,说定了,是不是应该奖励下我?” How to reward?” “怎么奖励?” „......” Zuo Xiaoduo honk mouth. “亲亲……”左小多嘟起嘴。 That not good...... Zuo Xiaonian stealthy about looks. “那不行……吧。”左小念鬼鬼祟祟左右看。 This is in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower, what do you fear?” “这是在灭空塔里,你怕啥?” I had not feared. I am only......” “我没怕。我只是……” Without fearing......” “既然没怕……” ......” “唔……” Long time, Zuo Xiaonian struggles: Your hand............ chaotic...... do not move......” 良久,左小念挣扎起来:“你手……唔唔唔……别乱……动……” I have not traced the chest......” “我没摸胸……” Your you......” “你你……” Long time, Zuo Xiaonian calls out in alarm one, shoves open Zuo Xiaoduo, whole face crimson ran into the exercising martial arts room. 良久后,左小念惊叫一声,将左小多一把推开,满脸绯红的逃进了练功室。 After going , a heart still at thump thump jumps madly. 进去后,一颗心尚在怦怦乱跳。 Doggyda now...... quality, lascivious...... 狗哒现在……好坏,好色…… Moreover doesn't he now, what to do fear me...... this? 而且他现在,不怕我了……这咋整? Zuo Xiaonian fell into for a long time has a dream the general ponder...... 左小念陷入了长久的做梦一般的沉思…… Outside exercising martial arts room. 练功室外面。 Zuo Xiaoduo stretches out the tongue, licks on the oneself lip, hehehe smiles several inexpensively. 左小多伸出舌头,在自己嘴唇上舔一圈,嘿嘿嘿的贱笑几声。 Really good. 真好。 Roar roar! 吼吼! When the heart likes, still has the infinite regret. 心中欢喜之余,犹有无限遗憾。 What a pity, cannot destroy the Niannian Cat perfect physique, if mother has not spoken that segment words......, according to the Emptiness Extinguishing Tower wonderful time...... 可惜啊,不能破坏念念猫的完美体质,妈妈要是没说那段话的话……哼,按照灭空塔的神妙时间来说…… It is estimated that the parents walk can make you hug the grandson to walk...... 估计爸妈走的时候能让你们抱着孙子走…… Next day one very early in the morning, Zuo Xiaoduo getting up early. 第二天一大清早,左小多就早早的起来了。 Without the means that oneself must go to school, cannot, because the parents came to study not on. 没办法,自己还是要上学的,总不能因为爸妈来了就连学都不上了。 Zuo Xiaonian is keeps in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower not to come out , to continue to exercise martial arts to strive, makes every effort to achieve the Cloud Transformation certainly summit as soon as possible. 左小念则是留在灭空塔里没出来,继续练功精进,力求尽早达到化云绝巅。 Mother I went to school, Niannian Cat exercised martial arts...... the estimate to meet her in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower to come out.” Zuo Xiaoduo confesses one, walked with Li Chenglong. “妈我上学去了,念念猫灭空塔里练功呢……估计一会她就出来了。”左小多交代一声,就和李成龙走了。 In Emptiness Extinguishing Tower of this meeting, Zuo Xiaonian reddens all over the face, this boy, when will soon go to school unexpectedly also...... 这会的灭空塔里,左小念满脸通红,这小子,在即将上学的时候居然还…… Snort, is pursing the lips to put out a mirror, speechless long time, the lip is swollen...... 哼,噘着嘴拿出一面镜子,无语半晌,嘴唇都肿了…… Bastards! 坏蛋! Has to go out after a while again. 只好过一会儿再出去了。 However in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower for a long time, indeed achieved, except for kissing to hug, other anything have not done, has not let cross perimeter/thunder pool one step again! 不过在灭空塔这么长时间,也的的确确的做到了,除了亲嘴抱抱,其余的啥也没做,没有让再越过雷池一步! Such a thinks, unexpectedly exudes several to be divided on the feeling. 这么一想,居然又泛起几分成就感。 Snort, Little Doggyda, you can be my opponent!” Zuo Xiaonian digs the mouth, a face is arrogant. “哼,小狗哒,你能是我的对手!”左小念撅起嘴,一脸高傲。 She actually does not know, Zuo Xiaoduo came up to do as powerful as a thunderbolt, then caused Zuo Xiaonian to take strict precautions against cling to tenaciously, finally the stay is actually only kissing one to hold this situation...... is really because, the Zuo Xiaoduo given objective, was this, that is all. 她却不知道,左小多一上来就搞了个雷霆万钧,然后引起左小念严防死守,最终却只停留在亲一个抱一抱这种地步……实在是因为,左小多的既定目标,就是这个,仅此而已。 Comes up first to scare you, clarified my goal is to destroy Yellow Dragon. 上来先把你吓坏,摆明了我的目标是直捣黄龙。 Then I contract step by step, making you feel that only lets kiss to hug, has defended the bottom line. Moreover the faintly one type refuses me to make me too much be angry anxious...... 然后我一步一步收缩,让你感觉只让亲亲抱抱,就已经守住了底线。而且还隐隐有一种拒绝我太多会不会让我生气的不安…… But victory in fact, was actually Zuo Xiaoduo brokethrough two blockade lines! 但实际上的战果,却是左小多一举突破了两道封锁线! Mystery, Zuo Xiaoduo is clear, but Zuo Xiaonian is blurry passive. 这其中的奥妙,左小多一清二楚,而左小念则是迷糊被动。 Until leaving Emptiness Extinguishing Tower, with Wu Yuting chatted, Zuo Xiaonian still charming of face, actually also somewhat proud mentioned oneself to take strict precautions against cling to tenaciously the score that...... 及至离开灭空塔,和吴雨婷聊天的时候,左小念兀自一脸的娇羞,却还有几分骄傲的说起自己严防死守的战绩…… Understands Wu Yuting of entire process speechless covered the oneself forehead. 明白了整个过程的吴雨婷无语的捂住了自己额头。 The unmarried girl, you were much sillier quickly were good to cut down, suffer a loss eat not to have, unexpectedly was proud. 闺女,你傻得不透气了好伐,吃亏都快吃没了,居然还一脸骄傲。 I have not really understood how your proud to come...... 我真没明白你这一脸骄傲怎么来的…… But this matter, is the private affairs between their young couple...... she also can only after all speechless sighing. 但这种事,终归是他们小两口之间的私事……她也只能无语的叹口气。 Ok, you happily good, Xiaoduo oneself can bear luckily, otherwise...... yeah.” “行吧,你高兴就好,也幸亏了小多自己能忍住,否则……哎。” Wu Yuting speechless is thinking. 吴雨婷无语的想着。 If not for oneself inoculates to Zuo Xiaoduo, on Xiaonian this silly thing, really can be deceived the belly also to feel that by Xiaoduo in a big way oneself took strict precautions against cling to tenaciously...... 若不是自己左小多打了预防针,就小念这傻丫头,真的能被小多一直骗到大了肚子还感觉自己严防死守了…… However what profits is the oneself son, Wu Yuting does not remind on the wise choice: You happily good.” 不过占便宜的是自己儿子,吴雨婷也就明智的选择不提醒:“你高兴就好。” Therefore Zuo Xiaonian joyful happy smiles: Mother you could rest assured that depends on Doggyda this cultivation base, he can take what advantage to go from here......” 于是左小念快乐幸福的笑起来:“妈你放心,就凭狗哒这点修为,他能从我这里占了什么便宜去……” The Wu Yuting corners of the mouth twitch, except for final step, what small advantage his did not moisten, moistened completely?! 吴雨婷嘴角抽搐,除了最后一步,他什么便宜不都沾完了,沾尽了?! If not for mother ahead of time for you inoculate to him, perhaps now on your bosom my silly unmarried girl...... 若不是妈提前为了你给他打了预防针,恐怕现在你都怀上了啊我的傻闺女…… Yeah, my son assigns/life really well, runs into such a silly little girl. 哎,我儿子命真好,遇到这么一个傻妞。 But thinks that this silly little girl is oneself raises unexpectedly, trains, Wu Yuting feels speechless. 但想想这傻妞居然是自己养大,调教出来的,吴雨婷就倍感无语。 Is it possible that is my educational mode has the issue? 莫非是我教育方式有问题? Well...... 咦…… Suddenly remembered the oneself young time...... seemingly is can be laughed by...... Wu Yuting that Zuo Changlu cheated. 蓦然想起自己年轻时候……貌似就是这么被左长路哄骗的……吴雨婷愈发笑不出来了。 Then, after having had the breakfast, Wu Yuting looked for a reason and Zuo Changlu casually loudly quarrels. 然后,吃过早饭之后,吴雨婷随便找了个理由与左长路大吵了一架。 Zuo Changlu is confused to be filled with put in great inconvenience to zhang (3.33 m) two monks not to trace the mind. 左长路一头雾水满心委屈丈二和尚摸不到头脑。 How was this...... my how hooligan?” “这是咋地了……我咋流氓了?” Zuo Changlu of this meeting quick was simply depressed. 这会的左长路简直快郁闷死了。 Was scolded without reason, I am not concerned about face...... 没头没脑被骂一顿,我不要脸的么…… Actually Wu Yuting was unjust to Zuo Changlu absolutely, because of male and female love, perhaps when relates from the beginning has not decided that the woman is sensitive, the man is slow. This point, over 99% are this. 其实吴雨婷绝对是冤枉了左长路,因为男女恋爱,或许在一开始关系没定的时候,女人是敏感的,男人是迟钝的。这一点,百分之九十九以上都是这样的。 However after the relations determine, the two sides situations completely changed. 但是关系确定之后,两边的态势就完全改变了。 At this stage, basically is the man marches forward courageously, starts oneself all intelligent wisdom, presses on step by step, opens up an offensive actively, some people even can find out the innumerable tricks, even many single dogs life-long wisdom erupt in this moment...... 在这个阶段,基本就是男人勇往直前,发动自己所有的聪明智慧,步步紧逼,积极展开攻势,有些人甚至能想出无数的花招,甚至很多单身狗们终生智慧都在这一刻爆发…… In order to goes a step further, destroys Yellow Dragon, sinuous...... 就是为了能更进一步,直捣黄龙,曲径通幽…… But woman at this time, often without any exception falls into the passive defense, no matter but what kind of takes strict precautions against cling to tenaciously, and even wants to resist also to welcome, actually the final result, went well by the man, is difficult the exception...... 而女人在这个时候,往往都是无一例外的陷入被动防守,但不管是如何的严防死守,乃至欲拒还迎,其实最后的结果,都被男人得手,难有例外…… Naturally after the ultimate objective goes well, often is the start of another story, here not underwater. 当然最终目标得手之后往往又是另一个故事的开始,这里就不水下去了。 Has the breakfast, Zuo Xiaonian has continued to exercise martial arts, Zuo Changlu is depressed reads to drink tea to the balcony, after Wu Yuting tidies up as usual, arrives on the Zuo Changlu side deck chair to lie down to take a nap...... 吃过早饭,左小念继续练功,左长路则是郁闷的到阳台看书喝茶,吴雨婷照例收拾完之后,来到左长路身边躺椅上躺下假寐…… The son profits, the daughter is happy, the husband was scolded one to vent anger by oneself crazily. 儿子占便宜,女儿幸福,丈夫被自己狂骂一顿出气。 Comfortable. 舒适。 ...... …… On in ways of running a school. 上学路上。 Li Chenglong smiles crookedly the mouth. 李成龙一路都是笑歪了嘴。 Yesterday evening was engaged! 昨天晚上定亲了! Person who my Steel Cult Lord also has the wife. 钢铁教主也是有老婆的人了。 But Zuo Xiaoduo is a face tastes, the in addition face laughs foolishly, aiya last night taste was really wonderful, did not need to envy Swelly first oneself one...... 左小多则是一脸回味,外加一脸傻笑,哎呀昨晚的滋味真是美妙啊,不用羡慕肿肿抢先自己一步了…… Therefore the two people were entered Hidden Dragon High Martial that a face laughed foolishly, arrived at first class, laughing foolishly on face, is still continuing. 于是两个人都是一脸傻笑的进入了潜龙高武,到达了一班,脸上的傻笑,犹自还在持续。 „...... The bridegroom came!” Does not know that who bellows, the entire class creates a disturbance, smiles calls and jumps. “嗷……新郎官来了!”不知道谁大吼一声,整个班都起哄起来,又笑又叫又跳。 Xiang Bing this meeting had come, wears a snow white Hidden Dragon High Martial Martial Dao clothing/taking, after seeing Li Chenglong to come, suddenly reddens all over the face to lower the head. 项冰这会早就来了,穿着一身雪白的潜龙高武武道服,看到李成龙进来后,突然就满脸通红低下头去。 At night the day before yesterday courage, vanished without a trace. 前天晚上的勇气,消失得无影无踪。 Li Chenglong laughs foolishly is greeting with the schoolmates, usually calm wisdom, nothing left. 李成龙傻笑着与同学们打招呼,平素得沉稳睿智,荡然无存。 Unexpectedly laughs foolishly is greeting with Xiang Bing: „Did Frozen Egg, rest yesterday evening well?” 居然傻笑着跟项冰打了个招呼:“冰蛋,昨晚上睡得好么?” All schoolmates the laughter almost flushed immediately exploded the classroom building, a Xiang Bing face on became the monkey buttocks in an instant red. 全班同学顿时哄笑声差点冲炸了教学楼,项冰一张脸刹那间就红成了猴子屁股。 A Li Chenglong face laughs foolishly, unexpectedly still replied in the waiting. 李成龙一脸傻笑,居然还在等待回答。 Simpleton!!” Xiang Bing shames and air/Qi, lies in the table upper garment dead dog, won't look up. “呆子!!”项冰又羞又气,趴在桌子上装死狗,死活都不抬头了。 But Zuo Xiaoduo rose steeply quick-witted, anxious vigorous laughs foolishly to receive that face of oneself. 左小多陡起一点急智,急疾将自己的那一脸傻笑收了起来。 Created a disturbance a moment ago, his lucky saw the Li Chenglong silly expression, tidied up instantaneously the oneself condition. 刚才一阵起哄,他幸运的看到了李成龙傻呵呵的表情,瞬间就将自己的状态收拾好了。 Creating a disturbance of all schoolmates wave high wave, demanding Li Chenglong the engagement feelings. 全班同学一浪高一浪的起哄,要求李成龙说说定亲感想。 But arrived Wen Xingtian also looks unexpectedly with a smile, has not prevented unexpectedly. 而已经到来的文行天居然也是含笑看着,竟未阻止。 Li Chenglong first shirks, afterward rejected, then said: Does not want......” 李成龙先是推脱,后来拒绝,然后说:“还是不要了吧……” As soon as everyone listens, the tone is a little loose, therefore creates a disturbance is fiercer. 大家一听,口气有点松,于是起哄更厉害。 Li Chenglong is helpless, has to mount the platform, said: Since everyone is so curious, I speak my love to experience......” 李成龙无奈,只好走上讲台,道:“既然大家这么好奇,我就讲一讲我的恋爱经验好了……” Breathes out......” “嘘……” A following hiss piece. 下面嘘声一片。 Thanks to you Li Chenglong had a face unexpectedly said, you had the love experience of an arse! 亏你李成龙居然有脸这么说,你有个屁的恋爱经验! Others Xiang Bing is initiative, you special to the present are Steel Cult Lord, now unexpectedly openly must speak the love experience, your face? 要不是人家项冰主动,你特么到现在还是一个钢铁教主,现在居然堂而皇之要讲讲恋爱经验,你的脸呢? Is your so-called love experience holds the wife to punch in the future? 你所谓的恋爱经验就是抓住未来老婆往死里揍吧? Actually, I have not thought from the beginning, but...... Li Chenglong started to teach in the afternoon the day before yesterday. He indeed is very happy, is filled with happily, wants the oneself happiness, shares with the schoolmates...... “其实,我一开始没想过,不过前天下午……”李成龙开始讲课。他的确是很幸福,满心甜蜜,想要将自己的幸福,与同学们分享一下…… However Xiang Bing heard here to be anxious. 但是项冰听到这里就急了。 Won't this person who is all brawn and no brains what say? 这夯货不会啥都说吧? Therefore cannot attend to shy, an arrow step rushes, said: Me.” 于是顾不得害羞,一个箭步冲了上去,道:“还是我来说吧。” Then on pushed Li Chenglong, although a face is red, the movement is unambiguous. 然后就一把将李成龙推了下去,虽然一脸通红,动作却是一点不含糊。 All schoolmates laugh: Xiang Bing, what do you want to say?” 全班同学哈哈大笑:“项冰,你要说什么?” As we all know, that night definitely had the story, otherwise, will not be engaged quickly . Moreover, had the words of story, everyone definitely is certain, is Xiang Bing is certainly initiative. 大家都知道,那天晚上肯定发生了故事,要不然,也不会这么快就定亲,而且,发生了故事的话,大家完全可以肯定,一定是项冰主动的。 Today looks at this husband and wife's performance, everyone even more felt oneself guesses really not wrong, seriously is so. 今天一看这公母俩的表现,大家就越发感觉自己猜的果然没有错,当真就是如此。 The Xiang Bing stand the platform, this meeting had reddened all over the face. 项冰站上了讲台,这会早已经是满脸通红。 Saw with own eyes her steadily the mind, deeply inspires, this said loudly: I do not want to come up, but this fellow, is muddleheaded in this aspect ; I feared should say did not say, should not say talked nonsense...... also to have I to stand.” 眼见她稳稳了心神,深深地吸了一口气,这才大声道:“我本不想上来得,但是这个家伙,在这方面稀里糊涂;我怕该说的不说,不该说的瞎说……也就只好我站出来了。”
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