9 : 30 am. 早晨 9 点半。 Zuo Xiaoduo in the heat Emptiness Extinguishing Tower absorbs in accordance with the practice, Zuo Xiaonian enters Emptiness Extinguishing Tower to exercise martial arts to strive again, Zuo Xiaoduo diligently makes the ordinary father steady scholarly the appearance, performance diligently: I currently have the wife, I was an Sir, I must have the demeanor, I must have makings — — generally am such stance. 左小多依例将灭空塔里面热量吸收掉,左小念再度进入灭空塔练功精进,左小多努力的做出来平常父亲稳重儒雅的样子,努力的表现出:我现在有媳妇了,我是大人了,我要有风度,我要有气质——大抵就是这样的姿态吧。 Somebody is carrying a book, on the stone table in courtyard, exhibits a serene truly truly scholarly the appearance, posture graceful drinking tea, while reads. 某人端着一本书,就在院子里的石桌上,摆出一副云淡风轻洵洵儒雅的样子,一边姿势优雅的喝茶,一边看书。 Occasionally must once for a while reading smile, if looking pensive has obtained nod. 偶尔还要时不时的看着书微笑一下,若有所思若有所得的点点头。 The meaning seemingly is, I understood, there is a profit, studies tirelessly , to promote continues. 意思貌似是,我理解了,又有进益,读书不倦,增进不止。 In villa courtyard, carpet of green grass. 别墅院子里,绿草如茵。 Cool breeze slow to come. 清风徐来。 Head blue sky. 头上蓝天白云。 Zuo Xiaoduo wears a white clothing, sits in stone platform free and easy, takes a book, the shape plans the learned profound scholar, this scene, only from visual perspective, but also is really a quite fine picture scroll. 左小多身着一袭白衣,洒脱地坐在石台上,拿着一本书,状拟博学大儒,这副情景,单从视觉角度来说,还真是一副相当纯美的画卷。 Dream of Li Chenglong in like body dropping fog, from distant place flicker came back, walks into the villa ignorantly. 李成龙有如身堕雾里梦里,从远方忽忽悠悠的回来了,浑浑噩噩走入别墅。 Sees Zuo Xiaoduo white clothing Piaopiao/floating, a god immortal looks condition. 一眼就看到左小多白衣飘飘,一副神仙姿态。 „Came back?” Zuo Xiaoduo smiles particularly simple and elegant, smiles does not reveal the tooth, the eye has not moved out of the way from the books. “回来了？”左小多笑的分外清雅,笑不露齿,眼睛都没从书本上挪开。 Good handsome earthliness good young master studying chart! 好一幅翩翩俗世佳公子读书图！ Immediately sees the low eyebrow to be tranquil, by one type indifferent, if the sound of water said: „Comes back well.” 随即更见低眉平静,以一种淡然若水的声音说道:“回来就好。” Li Chenglong gawked, in an instant the spirit condenses, rubs the eyes, looks at one again, finally determined, the present person is Zuo Xiaoduo! 李成龙愣了一下,刹那间精神凝聚,揉揉眼,再看一眼,终于确定,眼前之人是左小多！ Then, he also discovered matter — — 然后,他还发现了一件事—— „boss, how did your book take upside-down?” “老大,你的书怎么拿倒了？” Li Chenglong is very surprised: „What monster is your...... is making? Sang the drama? Which?!” 李成龙很惊奇:“您这又是……在作什么妖？唱大戏？哪一出啊？！” „......” “……” Zuo Xiaoduo instant in same place, in the book the hand carefully looked at, I scratched really but actually! 左小多瞬时愣在原地,将手中书仔细一看,我擦真倒了！ Indignant but falls the book, grimacing jumped, becomes angry out of shame: „Swelly, I if today cannot kill you......” 愤而将书一摔,呲牙咧嘴的跳了起来,恼羞成怒:“肿肿,我今天要是打不死你……” Li Chenglong first cries out strangely to turn around to escape, anxiously anxiously like stray cur, hasty like fish slip through. 李成龙第一时间怪叫一声转身就逃,急急如丧家之犬,忙忙如漏网之鱼。 Zuo Xiaoduo devils pursued. 左小多凶神恶煞的追了上去。 Transmits Grandma Shi Wu Yuting and the others to cover the laughter sound of belly...... 身后,传来石奶奶吴雨婷等人捂着肚子的爆笑声音…… Long time. 半晌。 Zuo Xiaoduo carried black and blue Li Chenglong to come back ; Somewhat strange: „Swelly, you are not very right today, how the leg and foot was so soft...... too the heart not in horse, unexpectedly was so easy to be given to overthrow by me...... was a little strange!” 左小多拎着鼻青脸肿的李成龙回来了;有些奇怪:“肿肿,你今天很不对劲啊,腿脚怎么这么软呢……太心不在马了,居然这么容易就被我给打倒了……有点奇怪啊！” Li Chenglong is blushing, the look is evasive: „Can't I be victorious you...... am not very normal? Hehe......” 李成龙红着脸,眼神躲躲闪闪:“我打不过你……不是挺正常么？嘿嘿……” „Your this smiles...... somewhat lascivious......” Zuo Xiaoduo discovered immediately is not right. “你这笑的……有些淫荡啊……”左小多顿时发现了不对劲。 Immediately knits the brows: „On your neck this red seal...... I may remember that I haven't been hitting your neck?” 随即皱眉道:“你脖子上这个红印……我可记得我没打着你脖子吧？” Li Chenglong is red in the face immediately: „No...... you hit also no......” 李成龙顿时面红耳赤:“没啥……你打也没啥……” Did Zuo Xiaoduo even more suspect the writings, the eyeball transferred the revolutions? What seemingly understood, in the mouth ‚’ two did, gather round Li Chenglong to transfer two? mystifying say/way: „Swelly, did you do yesterday evening? Night non- home to return to? This is the big mistake! Un? Hasn't confessed in a big hurry?!” 左小多愈发疑心大作,眼珠转了转?貌似明白了什么,不由口中‘啧啧’两声,围着李成龙转了两圈?阴阳怪气的道:“肿肿,你昨天晚上到底干啥去了？夜不归宿？这可是大过错！嗯？还不快快从实招来？！” Now discovers? The good luck on this goods face? Has proliferated? Covered comprehensively...... 现在才发现?这货脸上的桃花运?已经扩散开来?全面覆盖了…… Hadn't this goods done the good deed yesterday evening? 这货昨晚上没干好事？ „No, leaving such loudly......” Li Chenglong is embarrassed? Helpless, draws Zuo Xiaoduo to run toward the oneself room in: „Room said, in our room said.” “别,别这么大声……”李成龙窘迫?手足无措,拉着左小多往自己房里跑:“屋里说,咱们屋里去说。” Zuo Xiaoduo snort/hum, entered the room with Li Chenglong. 左小多哼了一声,跟着李成龙进了房间。 „What's the matter?! Has not confessed!” Zuo Xiaoduo exhibits an appearance of vice- judge. “到底咋回事？！还不从实招来！”左小多摆出一副法官的样子。 „cough cough......” “咳咳……” Is the Li Chenglong face red? Three points are at a loss, three points taste, three points dark crisp? And one point of male spirit?! 李成龙脸红红的?还有三分迷惘,三分回味,三分暗爽?以及一分男子气概？！ „Yesterday evening......” “昨晚上……” Li Chenglong is difficult: „My that...... anything......” 李成龙难以启齿:“我那个……啥了……” „That what?” “那个啥了？” Zuo Xiaoduo hearing this almost smiled to break the belly, but also was very accidental/surprised. 左小多闻言几乎笑破了肚子,不过也是非常意外。 This goods, always called by Steel Cult Lord, hasn't thought? Does a dynasty straighten out? In that night, completed on built the home run! 这货,向来以钢铁教主自鸣,却怎么也没有想到?一朝开窍?就在当天晚上,完成了上垒加全垒打！ Really was really flamboyant! 真真是太牛逼了！ „Swelly, I was hold in high esteem to you today.” Zuo Xiaoduo heartfelt sigh. “肿肿,我今天才算是对你刮目相看了。”左小多由衷叹息。 Is this Steel Cult Lord? 这还是钢铁教主？ The realm of love prodigal son cannot achieve! 情场浪子也做不到啊！ From straightening out, to being the man, had an evening unexpectedly...... 从开窍,到做了男人,居然只得一个晚上…… This also wants the realm of love expert compared with the realm of love expert simply! 这简直比情场高手还要情场高手！ High expert! 高高手！ Although does not know is the man in man, actually also misses to be similar! 虽然不知道是不是男人中的男人,却也差相仿佛！ The mouth that Zuo Xiaoduo said is somewhat dry, poured one cup of water, said from mystifying: „That what? You said actually.” 左小多说的嘴巴有些干,倒了一杯水,又自阴阳怪气道:“到底那啥了？你倒是说啊。” „Is that anything......” “就是那啥……” The Li Chenglong somewhat humiliated feeling, said slow: „boss do not laugh at...... me...... I yesterday evening...... yeah, was a long story...... I...... unexpectedly...... spoiling by Xiang Bing......” 李成龙有些被欺凌的感觉,呐呐道:“老大你别笑……我……我昨晚上……哎,一言难尽……我……竟然被项冰……给糟蹋了……” „Pū! cough cough cough cough......” “噗！咳咳咳咳……” Zuo Xiaoduo spurted Li Chenglong all over the head and face one directly. 左小多直接喷了李成龙一头一脸一身。 Then fierce cough. 然后剧烈的咳嗽起来。 This time is not exaggerating, was really choked! 这次毫不夸张,是真的被呛死了！ Was spoiled...... 被糟蹋了…… This special...... these words saying in the Zuo Xiaoduo whole person wind disorderly, almost Fengling Tianxia. 这特么……这句话说得左小多整个人都风中凌乱,几乎风凌天下了。 „You by Xiang Bing spoiling?” The Zuo Xiaoduo eye hung, the sound became strange. “你被项冰给糟蹋了？”左小多眼睛都吊了起来,声音都变得诡异了。 „Yeah...... I......” “哎……我……” „Said, said the concrete process.” Zuo Xiaoduo was enthusiastic, pulls a chair, sat opposite of Li Chenglong. “说说,说说具体过程。”左小多来劲了,拉过来一把椅子,就坐在了李成龙对面。 „Yesterday afternoon...... Xiang Bing said suddenly, she likes me, moreover I oppose uselessly, decided me......” “昨下午……项冰突然说,她喜欢我,而且我反对无用,把我定了……” The Li Chenglong brain is obviously still short-circuiting. 李成龙脑子明显还在短路中。 „Then?” “然后呢？” „Then...... I do not oppose regarding this matter......” “然后……我对于这事也不反对……” „Again then?” “再然后呢？” „Then...... Xiang Bing makes me to go out to dine again...... drinks a liquor......” “再然后……项冰约我出去吃顿饭……喝个酒……” „Again and again then?” “再再然后呢？” „Then we drank again and again......” “再再然后我们就去喝酒了……” „Scratches, who asked your? After drinking up the liquor ?” “擦,谁问你这个？喝完酒之后呢？” „Then...... drank up the liquor, Xiang Bing got drunk......” Li Chenglong to sigh. “然后……喝完了酒,项冰喝醉了……”李成龙叹口气。 „Got drunk?” “喝醉了？” The Zuo Xiaoduo corners of the mouth muscle twitched ; Not to mention martial artist can shoulder the liquor ; Said that Xiang Bing that alcohol capacity, perhaps is not Li Chenglong can cope...... 左小多嘴角肌肉抽搐了一下;且不说武者多能扛酒;就说项冰那本身的酒量,恐怕也不是李成龙能对付的…… Unexpectedly such easily got drunk? 居然这么轻易的就喝醉了？ Hehe...... 呵呵…… It is estimated that was also Steel Cult Lord can believe this nonsense! 估计也就是钢铁教主能相信这种鬼话了！ Other, even if Steel Divine Cult Vice Cult Lord does not believe! 其余的,就算是钢铁神教副教主都不会相信！ „Un, after Xiang Bing gets drunk ?” “嗯,项冰喝醉之后呢？” „Then...... I held Xiang Bing to go out of the hotel...... on that time street the neon light is quite attractive, Little Bing got drunk, must look at the neon......” “然后……我就扶着项冰走出饭店……那时候街上霓虹灯好漂亮,小冰喝醉了,非要看霓虹……” „Un, after looking at the neon light ?” “嗯,看完霓虹灯之后呢？” „Later arrives at a hotel, seemingly is Fenghai most upscale hotel Deyuelou time...... discovered that Deyuelou goes out of business today...... does not have the neon...... Xiang Bing is not glad unexpectedly, must draw me to ask why here does not hang the neon light attractively, the neon light that......” “之后就走到一家宾馆,貌似是丰海最高档的宾馆得月楼的时候……发现得月楼今天歇业……居然没有霓虹……项冰不乐意,非要拉着我去问问,这里为什么不挂霓虹灯,霓虹灯那么的好看……” The Zuo Xiaoduo corners of the mouth pulled out pulling out. 左小多嘴角抽了抽。 Xiang Bing this repertoire...... is a little deep. 项冰这套路……有点深啊。 „Then?” “然后呢？” „Then, after we go, one asked, now in the evening, unexpectedly is intentionally, the person in Deyuelou said, we make this phenomenon intentionally, so long as some people walk, the first person who then walks, is today's heaven grade distinguished guests...... then, this activity, dozens years of one time, today has not been the boss sprouts up the fantasy......” “然后,我们进去之后一问,今晚上,居然是故意的,得月楼的人说,我们故意制造这种现象,只要有人走进来,那么走进来的第一个人,就是今天的天字号贵宾……然后,这种活动,数十年没有一次,今天是老板突发奇想……” „cough cough...... sprouts up the fantasy, this special sudden real good...... then?” “咳咳……突发奇想,这特么的突发的真好……然后呢？” „Then Deyuelou because we hung up the neon, but still does not do business today, only entertained us...... to follow to deliver us one upscale banquets...... saying that was the distinguished guest treatment...... then Xiang Bing wants to drink suddenly, drew me not to let......” “然后得月楼就因为我们挂上了霓虹,但是今天依然不营业,就只招待我们了……跟着又送了我们一桌高档酒席……说是贵宾待遇……然后项冰突然又想要喝酒了,拉着我不让走……” The Li Chenglong complexion is very strange: „Hē is drinking, Xiang Bing was drunk, said that wants to sleep ; Then draws me to think that Deyuelou was clean...... then we to enter the most upscale emperor suite......” 李成龙脸色很是奇怪:“喝着喝着,项冰又醉了,说是想睡觉;然后拉着我看着得月楼干净不干净……然后我们就进了最高档的帝王套间……” In the Zuo Xiaoduo eye the bright sparkles: „After again and again ?” 左小多眼中亮光闪闪:“再再再之后呢？” „Then Xiang Bing disliked on me smelly...... saying that was makes me take a bath......” “然后项冰嫌我身上臭……说是让我去洗澡……” „After taking a bath,......” “洗完澡之后呢……” „I just came out...... Xiang Bing I to turn circle on drawing, transferred several, advanced on me the bed......” “我刚出来……项冰就拉着我转圈,转了几圈,就把我推到了床上……” Zuo Xiaoduo moistens one's lips with the tongue, both eyes shines:: „Then she used, you had not said that revolted against 12?” 左小多舔舔嘴唇,两眼放光::“然后她就用强了,你也没说反抗一二？” „At that time she suppressed me suddenly, a point does not have the indication...... then............” “那时候她是突然就压住我,一点没有征兆……然后就……就……” Li Chenglong startles suddenly, askew head: „Remaining cannot say......” 李成龙突然激灵一下,歪歪头:“剩下的就不能说了……” „Scratches!” “擦！” Zuo Xiaoduo is angry: „Just speaking of the advantage, you didn't say? You think that you are the platinum big god write? Met the harmonious plot? Was not good , to continue downward, dares to hang the father appetite, big dog guts of your boy! Believes me to give you a bit?!” 左小多大怒:“刚说到好处,你就不说了？你以为你是白金大神写呢？遇到和谐情节了？不行,继续往下说,敢吊老子胃口,大了你小子的狗胆！信不信我给你一刀片？！” „Then was I am spoiled...... you also really to listen to the process?” “然后就是我被糟蹋了……你还真想要听过程啊？” A Li Chenglong face intertwines ; „Cannot think that your Zuo Xiaoduo is this person!” 李成龙一脸纠结;“想不到你左小多是这种人！” „Snort, I am this person, I must listen to the process, you light/only said an ending, is what?!” “哼,我就是这种人,我就要听过程,你光说个结尾,算什么？！” „Process I am also muddleheaded, how did not know...... in any case to this morning......” “过程我也稀里糊涂的,不知道怎么……反正一直到了今天早晨……” Li Chenglong coughs ; „Xiang Bing went home...... saying that made me help her ask for leave......” 李成龙咳嗽一声;“项冰回家了……说让我帮她请假……” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Not then!” “没然后了！” „Haven't you...... you one rested in the evening?” Zuo Xiaoduo shock. “你……你一晚上没睡？”左小多震惊了。 „cough cough coughs............” “咳咳咳……是啊……” „Really is......” “真是……” Zuo Xiaoduo could not bear speechless. 左小多都忍不住无语了。 This gruff goods...... Cult Lord took off/escaped the list, scratching, this goods were unexpectedly quicker than me! 这憨货……教主脱单了,擦,这货居然比我更快！ Moreover was the entire evening,...... spoiled an evening?! 而且整整一个晚上,被……糟蹋了一个晚上？！ ...... You special are really a cow...... ……你特么真是一头牛啊…… Zuo Xiaoduo curls a microphone book bringing: „Schoolmate Li Chenglong, interviewed, after you were spoiled, moreover after was spoiled again and again, what were your feelings?” 左小多将一本书拿过来卷出一个话筒:“李成龙同学,采访一下,你被糟蹋了之后,而且是被几次三番的糟蹋了之后,你的感想是什么？” Li Chenglong coughs, sat straight the body, said with a very official sound: „I thanked the continent leader, thank the government, thank peaceful environment that the soldiers created, thank this environment to make my parents get married, thank my parents, thank them to raise me, moreover produced a man...... to thank Xiang Bing me, thank her to spoil me...... this type of taste, was actually good!” 李成龙咳嗽一声,坐直了身体,用一种非常正式的声音道:“我感谢大陆领导,感谢政府,感谢战士们创造出的和平环境,感谢这个环境能让我爸妈结婚,感谢我爸妈,感谢他们养育了我,而且将我生成了一个男人……感谢项冰,感谢她糟蹋了我……这种滋味,其实挺好的！” „Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……”