UPOH :: Volume #2

#394: The family banquet ended 【Before dawn (3 - 5 am)! Asked the monthly ticket!】


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Lie Xiaohuo and the others felt suddenly happy. 烈小火等人突然间感觉心情舒畅了起来。 Originally your bastard, there is a today, one after another wants to speak. 原来你这混蛋,也有今天,一个个就想要说话。 You Xiaoyu where to them the opportunity, will scratch the head, coughs, first said: Said, I and Xiaoduo also feel like old friends at the first meeting, Nine Firmaments Spring water that here a little chance compatibles skillfully, is only really few, only then three drops...... I remain also uselessly, gave Xiaoduo.” 尤小鱼哪里会给他们机会,挠挠头,咳嗽一声,抢先说道:“说起来,我和小多也是一见如故,我这里有一点机缘巧合得来的九霄泉水,只是甚少,只有三滴……我留着也没用,就都给了小多吧。” The Wu Yuting eyelid does not lift, the words had not said. 吴雨婷眼皮都不抬,话也没说。 Zuo Xiaoduo therefore met very much happily, does not know that the Nine Firmaments Spring water is anything, but, this bottle actually pulled out to empty with peak grade Star Soul Jade did, was very uncommon. 左小多于是很高兴的接了过去,不知道九霄泉水是啥,但是,这瓶子却是用极品星魂玉掏空了做的,想必也是很不凡的。 Zuo Changlu hehe smiles, said: Small fish, your child, later must pay attention to the image, boss was big, always do not do the far-fetched matter...... to come, our grandfather and grandchild walk one.” 左长路呵呵一笑,道:“小鱼啊,你这孩子啊,以后一定要注意自身形象啊,都老大不小了,别总是干一些不靠谱的事儿……来,咱爷俩走一个。” You Xiaoyu quickly raises glass, tosses down, in the heart sighed infinitely. 尤小鱼急忙举杯,一饮而尽,心中无限感叹。 Really because of this...... Uncle Zuo, you are the oneself person does not let off...... 果然是因为这个……左叔,您是连自己人也不放过啊…… However knocked, why didn't blackmail Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo? 但是都敲到了,为什么不讹诈云小虎白小朵呢? You Xiaoyu is at heart uncomfortable, cough, without the words looked for the words saying: Haha, small tiger, ha, small, ha haha......” 尤小鱼心里不舒服了,一个劲的咳嗽,没话找话说:“哈哈,小虎,哈哈哈,小朵,哈哈哈……” Eye fluttering continuously to Wu Yuting, flutters to Zuo Changlu. 眼睛连续不断的飘向吴雨婷,飘向左长路 The meaning is very obvious. 意思很明显。 Wants! 要啊! Catches up to follow close on them to want! 赶紧跟他俩要啊! Why to want not to want with them with me? 凭啥就跟我要了不跟他俩要啊? Bai Xiaoduo shows the whites of the eyes, expressed that does not want to speak. 白小朵翻了个白眼,表示不想说话。 Have our gifts delivered me to tell you? 我们的礼物早就送出去了我能告诉你? Had given master wife immediately, but little junior brother cannot use now, scale compared with your high too many...... 早就在第一时间就给了师娘,只不过小师弟现在用不上而已,档次比你的高得太多了…… But that is our own matters, has the 10 cents relations with you?! 但那都是我们自家的事,跟你有一毛钱的关系吗?! You Xiaoyu suggested for quite a while, no one manages him, finally. Therefore starts to go all out to drink. 尤小鱼暗示了半天,没人理他,终于焉了。于是开始拼命喝酒。 , can make up for the mind, Raging Fire and the others were all right, the pitiful father also has next awfully is waiting...... 多喝一点,也能弥补一下心灵,烈火等人是没啥事了,可怜老子还有下一场更要命的在等着呢…… Atmosphere hence thorough is warm. 气氛至此彻底的热烈起来。 Everyone exchanges toasts, drunk delight. 大家推杯换盏,喝的不亦乐乎。 Arrived their such levels, has been able to achieve to get angry does not recognize people. 到了他们这样的层次,早就可以做到翻脸不认人了。 The face turns inside out is the buttocks. 脸翻过来就是屁股。 Will be today will drink together tells one another everything intimately congenially very much, I will be pulling out the knife to hold you to be relentless tomorrow. 就是今天在一起喝酒亲亲热热无话不谈投机的很,明天我拔刀子捅你毫不留情。 Drinking drinks, but, the fight turns over to the fight, the standpoint is the standpoint. 喝酒是喝酒,但是,战斗归战斗,立场更属立场。 Your Zuo Changlu and our people of the same generation? Moreover the military force compared with our slightly high frontline, we saw your son, delivers the younger generation a gift on first meeting also should. 左长路和我们平辈?而且武力比我们稍稍高一线,我们见了你儿子,送晚辈点见面礼也是应该。 This is not the standpoint issue, but to each other respect. 这不是立场问题,而是对彼此的尊重。 If we do have the son? Was a guest to see your Zuo Changlu to my family, your gift on first meeting? Also is the province not, does not give the thing is absolutely incorrect! 如果我们有儿子?你左长路到我家做客见到了,你这份见面礼?也是省不下的,不给好东西是绝对不行的! But didn't this encounter on behalf of the tomorrow's battlefield? I can also discuss the friendship with you...... 但这不代表明天战场遭遇了?我还会和你论交情…… Two matters that has nothing to do with. 那毫不相干的两回事。 Each other spoke, slightly before without letting the person felt us, understanding this matter? Is meets by chance happily everyone heartily one. 彼此说话,丝毫没有让人感觉到‘我们之前就认识’这种事?就是萍水相逢大家尽情一乐。 How many jokes did Zuo Changlu speak? Didn't satirize of person? Causes the people to laugh seriously? Lie Xiaohuo and the others were also collects the interest in speak several native jokes, everyone was also overjoyed. 左长路讲了几个笑话?再不是讽刺人的那种?当真引得众人哈哈大笑?烈小火等人也是凑趣讲了几个本土笑话,大家亦是乐不可支。 Looks at the atmosphere to be warm, does Bing Xiaobing drink some above? Spoke a salacious story unguardedly, actually met with the collective resistance to be made to drink as a forfeit, punished a altar/jar directly. 看着气氛热烈,冰小冰喝得有些上头?信口讲了个荤段子,却遭到集体抵制罚酒,咣咣直接罚了一坛。 Then his salacious story annoyed the catastrophe. 然后他这个荤段子就惹了大祸。 Said, today is really lively, during the daytime looked at a liveliness, in the evening can also be so lively.” After You Xiaoyu gives a present, obviously lively Xu Duo/many. “说起来,今天还真热闹,白天看了一场热闹,晚上还能如此热闹。”尤小鱼送礼之后,明显活泼了许多 Unexpectedly dared two petal buttocks well organized sitting on the chair, this moment face smile. 居然敢两瓣屁股都四平八稳的坐在椅子上了,此刻一脸笑容。 Zuo Changlu said lightly: „Does evening is very lively, what liveliness during the daytime have? Mentioned me to listen.” 左长路淡淡道:“晚上是挺热闹的,白天有什么热闹?说来我听听。” The Bing Xiaobing complexion immediately changed. 冰小冰的脸色立即就变了。 A face entreaty looks at You Xiaoyu. Although this matter he must know sooner or later, but can you not be in front of my to say? 一脸哀求的看着尤小鱼。虽然这事儿他早晚得知道,但你能不能别当着我的面说? Lie Xiaohuo and other indignant Bing Xiaobing does not help oneself speak, at this moment unexpectedly starts to hit a person when he is down. 烈小火等气愤冰小冰不帮着自己说话,此刻居然开始落井下石。 Kong Xiaodan: During the daytime, contends in martial arts in Hidden Dragon High Martial, everyone draws lots to mount the stage the Pill Origin Boundary student to the war.” 孔小丹:“白天,在潜龙高武比武来着,大家抽签上台丹元境学生对战。” Zuo Changlu is shocked: „Do your three ballots mount the stage?” 左长路愣住:“你们三个抽签上台?” The Bing Xiaobing face was red, quickly raises glass: „Do we drink a liquor?” 冰小冰脸都红了,急忙举杯:“咱喝个酒?” Drinks not anxiously.” Lie Xiaohuo carried the hand of wine glass to press him, laughed: First said lively.” “喝酒不急。”烈小火将他端着酒杯的手按了下去,哈哈大笑:“先讲热闹。” Bing Xiaobing grief and indignation looks at Lie Xiaohuo. 冰小冰悲愤的看着烈小火 Which are you special one side? 你特么是哪一边的? Yes, their three, ballot and Xiaoduo martial arts contest.” You Xiaoyu laughs: one after another is ready to fight.” “是啊,他们三个,抽签和小多比武。”尤小鱼哈哈大笑:“一个个摩拳擦掌啊。” Zuo Changlu meaningful smiling of: Really is the courage praise worthy.” 左长路意味深长的笑了笑:“真是勇气可嘉。” Immediately sighs with emotion: Xiaoduo and they contend in martial arts, even if lost, does not lose face.” 随即感慨道:“小多和他们比武,就算是输了,也不丢人啊。” ......” “噗……” Yun Xiaohu spurted one, said: Uncle Zuo said right.” 云小虎喷了一口,道:“左叔说得对。” Bing Xiaobing coughs, said: Where is restroom at?” 冰小冰咳嗽一声,道:“厕所在哪?” Anxious what anxiety.” You Xiaoyu said: Bing Xiaobing drew the bamboo slip, at that time was wild with joy, our many people looked for his eye unable to look, happy, saw the tooth.” “急什么急。”尤小鱼道:“冰小冰抽到了签,当时都乐坏了,我们好多人找他的眼睛都找不着,乐的啊,就看见牙了。” Right!” Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodan fierce nod. “对!”烈小火,孔小丹猛点头。 Dead fellow daoist not dead this poor Daoist...... said in any case again at that time Ice Dark snatched indeed is fierce, after snatching, indeed was happy. That type I can crisp wave of however you not arrive at immediately crisply the cocky vigor, making two people want to hit him. 反正死道友不死贫道……再说当时冰冥抢的的确是厉害,抢到了后的确是乐得不行了。那种“我马上就能爽一波但是你们爽不到”的嘚瑟劲儿,让两人都想打他。 Then?” Zuo Changlu asked. “然后呢?”左长路问。 Then Bing Xiaobing came up.” You Xiaoyu goes all out to bear smile, the shoulder is shaking, said with a serious tone. “然后冰小冰就上去了。”尤小鱼拼命忍住笑,肩膀在抖,却是用一种严肃的口气说道。 Then?” “然后呢?” Then Bing Xiaobing got down.” “然后冰小冰就下来了。” You Xiaoyu cannot bear hold the belly to laugh finally: Bing Xiaobing was punched the roar roar roar by Zuo Xiaoduo......” 尤小鱼终于忍不住捧着肚子大笑:“冰小冰左小多揍了吼吼吼……” The Zuo Changlu Wu Yuting eye stared the circle: „Was Bing Xiaobing punched?” 左长路吴雨婷眼睛都瞪圆了:“冰小冰被揍了?” Right, Bing Xiaobing was punched by Zuo Xiaoduo......” “对啊,冰小冰左小多揍了……” „Was Bing Xiaobing really punched by Zuo Xiaoduo?” 冰小冰真的被左小多揍了?” Yes, Bing Xiaobing was really punched by Zuo Xiaoduo!” “是啊,冰小冰真的被左小多揍了!” Oh, Bing Xiaobing was punched unexpectedly!” “哇塞,冰小冰居然被揍了!” Haha...... Bing Xiaobing was punched really!” “哈哈……冰小冰果真被揍了!” Bing Xiaobing wants crisp wave of result oneself crisply not to become...... wants the coming up oppressive vegetable/dish......” 冰小冰想要爽一波结果自己没爽成……本想上去虐菜……” Finally Bing Xiaobing oneself became the vegetable/dish......” “结果冰小冰自己成了菜……” Aiyu oppressive...... horrible to look at......” “哎呦被虐的哦……惨不忍睹……” „......” “……” Talking. 你一言我一语。 These people the time that coordinates to really be among gasps for breath continually do not have, machine gun general started to say. 这些人配合起来真是中间连喘气的功夫都没有,机关枪一般的就是这么开始说。 Opening mouth was Bing Xiaobing is punched.” 张嘴就是“冰小冰被揍了。” Shut up is: Bing Xiaobing was been oppressive.” 闭嘴就是:“冰小冰被虐了。” That mean mood, overflowed outside nine heavens simply. 那种幸灾乐祸的情绪,简直溢出了九重天外。 Bing Xiaobing is red in the face, he thick facial skin could not sit still. 冰小冰面红耳赤,他再厚的脸皮也坐不住了。 If were only You Xiaoyu they says, but, Lie Xiaohuo Kong Xiaodan, both of you said said compared with them also vigorously! 要是只是尤小鱼他们这么说也就罢了,但是,烈小火孔小丹,你们俩说的比他们说的还起劲! You sufficed!...... I go to bathroom!” “你们够了啊!……我上厕所!” Bing Xiaobing threw into the restroom. Does not come out. 冰小冰一头扎进了厕所。不出来了。 Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong, although is also the generation of intelligent apex, but compared with this group of slippery customers, missed Xu Duo/many eventually, had the Xu Duo/many thread of conversation unable to join, even could not understand. 左小多李成龙虽然也是聪明绝顶之辈,但是比起这帮老油条,终究还是差了许多,有许多话头接不上,甚至听不懂。 Previously took time also several points of gift to have doubts at heart, after the slippery customers atmosphere was harmonious with no trace reduced and solved. 先前要礼物的时候心里还有的几分疑惑,也在老油条们气氛融洽之后不着痕迹的就化解了。 Even one type so that's how it is this feeling. 甚至还有一种“原来如此”这种感觉。 Ha, the son is so outstanding, takes advanced courses in Hidden Dragon High Martial, your time comes to see the son specially?” Lie Xiaohuo haha is smiling, tipsy feeling some little above. “哈哈哈,儿子这么优秀,在潜龙高武进修,你们这次是专门来看儿子的?”烈小火哈哈笑着,酒意有些有点上头。 Yes.” Zuo Changlu is smiling: This is not also ten days, can hold the Hidden Dragon High Martial parents' meeting?” “是啊。”左长路微笑着:“这不是还有十来天的时间,就要召开潜龙高武的家长会了么?” Parents'meeting? Ten days?” “家长会?还有十来天?” Lie Xiaohuo and Bing Xiaobing look one, getting up looking pensive as if by prior agreement. 烈小火冰小冰对望一眼,不约而同的若有所思起来。 How ten are days come so early?” Lie Xiaohuo is somewhat discontented. Didn't you come again to the time good? “还有十来天怎么来的这么早?”烈小火有些不满。你到时间了再来不行么? Zuo Changlu sighed: Without the means that my wife thinks the son, was ahead of time for several days, you have not wanted the child now, when you had the child with your wife, this!” 左长路叹口气:“没办法,我媳妇想儿子,就提前来了几天呗,你现在还没要孩子,等你跟你媳妇有了孩子,也这样!” Thinks that the son...... this reason is really good. 想儿子……这理由真好。 Lie Xiaohuo sighed, said to Wu Yuting: Your this thinks that the son thinks well......” 烈小火叹口气,对吴雨婷道:“您这想儿子想得好啊……” Thinks that the son thinks, thought arrived at inside our pit...... 想儿子想的,想的将我们都坑到里面了…… Wu Yuting smiles is very beautiful, said to Xue Xiaoluo: Slight drop, do not forget you to give my gift in the future. I considered when the time comes wants anything.” 吴雨婷笑的很是美丽,对雪小落道:“小落啊,别忘了将来你要给我的礼物哦。我到时候好好考虑一下要啥。” Xue Xiaoluo nods again and again, was actually turns head to look at Lie Xiaohuo one ruthlessly. 雪小落连连点头,却是扭头狠狠的看了烈小火一眼。 Originally this matter almost forgot, you must say that thinks good that the son thought. 本来这事儿都快忘了,你非要说一句想儿子想的好。 Where was good? This is the performance is clearly discontented! 哪里好了?这分明就是表现不满! Was the result good? The old ladies bear a brush debt! 结果好了吧?老娘又背上一笔债! The Lie Xiaohuo whole body tipsy feeling instant awoke eight points, does not dare to speak at a venture, does not dare to be casual. 烈小火的满身酒意瞬时醒了八分,再也不敢乱说话了,不敢再随便了。 This liquor, drinks hot Raging Fire to explode, has drunk 1 : 30 am. 这一顿酒,喝得热烈火爆,一直喝到了凌晨 1 点半。 Then Lie Xiaohuo and other drunken reached agreement to say goodbye. 然后烈小火等醉醺醺的相约告辞。 Originally Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo want to stay behind, Zuo Changlu said that the spatial room are not many, gave to pack off these two. 本来云小虎白小朵想留下,左长路说空房间不多了,将这两人也给送走了。 ...... …… Before dawn late at night. 凌晨后半夜时分。 In Fenghai outside wilderness starry sky, erupted a world-class fight! 丰海外面的荒原星空上,爆发了一场世界级的战斗! Just also in seven people who on a table drank, braved the meteor rainstorm to hit life and death earth-shakingly in the upper air! 刚刚还在一个桌上喝酒的七个人,在高空冒着流星暴雨打得你死我活天翻地覆! You were the pit die we......” “你们可是坑死我们了……” Fart! Your oneself drills the pit obviously, whose pit you?” “放屁!明明你们自己钻坑,谁坑你了?” In this case, said repeatedly, hitting the earth-shattering space crack are innumerable! 这样的话,一遍遍的说,打得天崩地裂空间裂缝无数! Has projected on several other high levels also to come, the two sides stop the hand, still abuses each other. one after another gets flushed in the face with anger. 一直打到了其他几位高层也来了,两边才停下手,兀自对骂不已。一个个脸红脖子粗。 This three pairs of four war, hit evenly matched! 这一场三对四的大战,打了个势均力敌! Flood Great Shaman was angry! 洪水大巫气坏了! You special looks at my joke, but reached an agreement this time to play does not fight, finally you? 你们特么的去看我的笑话也就罢了,但是说好了这次来玩得不打架的,结果你们这是咋回事? wait/etc. reproved ruthlessly Raging Fire. 烈火等狠狠训斥一顿。 Then goes various home to look for various mothers respectively. 然后各回各家各找各妈。 Went to the Star Glow Mountains region. 都去到了星芒群山区域。 Then...... 然后…… After a half hour . 半小时后。 Mr. and Mrs. Raging Fire and Cinnabar Emptiness Ice Dark, was lifted the sledgehammer to catch up by Flood Great Shaman, good Thousand Souls Nightmare Hammer, almost to make into the flying ash four people at the scene! 烈火夫妇和丹空冰冥,被洪水大巫举着大锤赶了出来,好一顿千魂梦魇锤,将四个人几乎当场打成飞灰! This was...... the Shaman Alliance internal strife!? 这是……巫盟内讧了!? Several other Great Shaman catch up to mediate a quarrel hastily, inquired about that what happened, Flood does not speak finally, Cinnabar Emptiness wait/etc. did not speak...... is only gasps for breath. 其他几位大巫连忙赶来劝架,问及发生了什么事,结果洪水不说话,丹空等也不说话……只是咻咻喘气。 Then Flood also led the person to go back. 然后洪水又带着人回去了。 Went back less than dozen minutes, called out, Flood Great Shaman lifted the hammer to pound four people! 回去了不到十几分钟,一声暴吼,洪水大巫举着锤又将四人砸了出来! ............ ………… Has not really arrived, uses the chapter of multi- renewal to despise you: The battle efficiency is not good the young fellow to pound. But request ticket! Ha, I won!】 【果然没到,就用多更新的这一章鄙视一下你们:战斗力不行啊小伙砸。但还是要求票!哈哈哈,我赢了!】
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