UPOH :: Volume #2

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Writes several characters?” “就写几个字?” Zuo Xiaoduo was startled. 左小多就惊了。 My calligraphy attainments had arrived at so startled heaven and earth, but indescribably tragic situation? 难道我的书法造诣已经到了如此惊天地而泣鬼神的地步? Others take like this peerless treasure, how many characters that to bet me writes conveniently? 别人拿出来这样的绝世宝物,就为了赌我随手写的几个字? Immediately is complacent: Does not have the issue.” 顿时洋洋得意:“没问题。” Bing Xiaobing sinister saying: But, the content of writing is I wants you to write anything, you must write anything, if reneges on a promise, the Celestial altogether abandons!” 冰小冰阴险的说道:“但是,书写的内容乃是我要你写什么,你就要写什么,若是反悔,天人共弃!” Zuo Xiaoduo careful thinking, always felt the condition that the opposite party opens, seemingly extremely in looseness. 左小多仔仔细细的想了想,总感觉对方开出来的这个条件,貌似太过于宽松。 As if the opposite party has other what goal, even is willing to give Ice Whitesoul to take the gambling stake, the primary intention is that several characters general...... 似乎对方有什么别的目的,甚至愿意给出冰魄作为赌注,主旨就在于那几个字一般…… However, but writes several characters...... 但是,只是写几个字而已…… What can this have? 这能有啥呢? This is in the gambling stake of under glare of the public eye proposing, why can you also make me disappear the conscience the matter? 这可是在众目睽睽之下提出来的赌注,你还能让我干什么泯灭良心的事么? Also, writing wrote, was not equal to that must the written content auxiliary practical action, what do I fear?! 再说了,写字是写字,又不等于必须将书写内容辅助实际行动,我怕什么?! Un, I think anything, why if I want to lose how how, fists and feet to spelling, was I occupies the winning side obviously, how I will lose, I won to be right! 嗯,我想什么呢,我干嘛要想着输了怎么怎么样,就刚才的拳脚对拼,明明是我占到了上风,我怎么会输,我赢定了才对! Even if this fellow takes the character that I wrote to publicize everywhere, I do not fear......” “就算这家伙拿了我写的字去到处宣扬,我也不怕……” In Zuo Xiaoduo heart one horizontal. 左小多心中一横。 If I lost, he requests is also excessive, after I finished, is changing name immediately! 如果我输了,他要求又非常过分的话,我写完后就立即去改名字! Henceforth I did not call Zuo Xiaoduo, I called Zuo Xiaoyu! 从此我不叫左小多了,我叫左小余 Zuo Xiaoduo decides. 左小多打定主意。 Today must win, makes the biggest effort, strives to win! 今天必须得赢,尽最大的心力,争取胜利! Because, this thing was too important regarding Niannian Cat, intelligent, can recognize the lord, can build the weapon alone, can integrate the weapon, moreover can change with the master intention...... 因为,这东西对于念念猫太重要了,有灵性,可以认主,可以单独打造兵器,可以融入兵器,而且能随着主人心意而变化…… This simply is the oneself hear has not heard the strange treasure! 这简直是自己听都没有听到过的奇异宝物! Moreover, once this ice soul recognizes the lord, life-long loyal...... can also grow independently...... 而且,这冰魂一旦认主,终生忠贞不二……还可以自主生长…… Simply is the world great good thing! 简直是天下一等一的好东西! If really could not win, I did not call Zuo Xiaoduo, called Zuo Xiaoyu! 要是真赢不了,我就不叫左小多,叫左小余 Couldn't Zuo Xiaoduo eye of reveal none, bear stretch out the tongue to lick the licking lips corner/horn? Said: But the good thing, you to take responsibility like this?” 左小多目露精光,忍不住伸出舌头舔了舔嘴角?道:“但是这样的好东西,你能做主?” Zuo Xiaoduo considers minutely, when has not thought to win the forethought defeat? Points to the issue core? If this Ice Whitesoul really such as the opposite party did say that splendidly? Deserving is the non- world divine object. 左小多思虑周详,未思胜先虑败之余?更直指问题核心?若是这冰魄真如对方说得那么出色?该当是不世神物。 Even if the opposite party has the thing, but the opposite party back Teacher of will not know this thing precious, if inserted one at that time horizontally? All in undecided day! 即便是对方拥有之物,但对方背后的师长不会不知道此物的珍贵,若是彼时横插一手的话?一切皆在未定之天! I naturally can take responsibility.” “我自然能做主。” Bing Xiaobing said proudly: This ice soul? It is not my sect thing, but is under my oneself accident of sorts obtains, completely belongs to my oneself. At that time discovered time? Are two ice souls slaughtering to keep? Can each one compete for spirit qi of opposite party? Strengthens oneself......” 冰小冰傲然道:“这冰魂?并不是我师门的东西,而是我自己机缘巧合之下得到的,完完全全属于我自己。当时发现的时候?两道冰魂正在厮杀不停?各自要争夺对方的灵气?增强自己……” „Did I make a move to separate already two ice souls of suffocation hit? And gathered together. However another was to say anything is not willing to recognize me for the lord. Because...... among ice souls? Also is unable to co-exist? Is hard to coexist!” “我出手分开了已经打的奄奄一息的两道冰魂?并且收取了其中一道。但是另外一道却是说什么也不肯认我为主。因为……冰魂之间?亦是势不两立?难以并存!” So long as there is an ice soul to recognize this person is the lord, then this person is life-long impossible to obtain the favor of second ice soul!” “只要有一个冰魂认这个人为主,那么这个人终生都不可能得到第二道冰魂的青睐!” Bing Xiaobing said: Therefore this thing I, has no too big use.” 冰小冰道:“所以此物于我自身而言,也没什么太大用处。” Zuo Xiaoduo hear makes a vow to be itchy unendurable. 左小多听的愈发心痒难熬起来。 The good thing, really is really the good thing! 好东西,真真是好东西! This Bing Xiaobing, comes simply to the transporting wealth young lad who I deliver the treasure! 这个冰小冰,简直是来给我送宝贝的运财童子! Good.” “那好。” Does Zuo Xiaoduo clench teeth? Gambling! 左小多一咬牙?赌了! For this ice soul? oneself must win again! 为了这朵冰魂?自己再怎么也要赢下来! This involves the good thing of Niannian Cat life-long achievement directly! 这可是直接牵扯到念念猫终生成就的好东西啊! If lost? If this fellow does want oneself to write a indecently thing? Might as well be able to raise to write one on own initiative Zuo Xiaoduo is Little Doggyda this, sufficed to insult my oneself? 如果输了?这家伙若是要自己写一个不堪入目的东西?未尝不能主动提出来写一张“左小多小狗哒”这样的,够侮辱我自己了吧? My signature signs certainly joyfully, moreover does not need to change name! 我一定欣然签字画押,而且还不用改名! Said it and meant it!” “一言为定!” Cannot take back!” “驷马难追!” Zuo Xiaoduo solemn promise. 左小多郑重承诺。 Under stage? Mr. and Mrs. Raging Fire and Cinnabar Emptiness had gathered with Left and Right Heavenly Kings. 台下?烈火夫妇与丹空早已经与左右天王凑到了一起。 Six people talked in whispers. 六个人窃窃私语。 Who will win?” “谁会赢?” Without that war, were individual thinks a moment ago Ice Dark Great Shaman won, moreover won without the suspense, no difficulty that. 若是没有刚才那一战,是个人都会认为冰冥大巫赢定了,而且还是赢得毫无悬念,毫无难度的那种。 However now......, even if such as Raging Fire Great Shaman fully realized that the person of Ice Dark Great Shaman ability method, under the heart had not had confidence. 但是现在……即便是如烈火大巫深知冰冥大巫本领手段之人,心下都没有了把握。 You Xiaoyu...... cough cough, is actually You Dongtian, at this moment is a face is also ambiguous. 尤小鱼……咳咳,其实就是游东天,此刻也是一脸暧昧。 He has decided that reached an agreement with Left Path Heavenly King: If this young bastard, because is blinded by greed lost, Ice Dark wants certainly him to write anything not to favor the Uncle Zuo thing, when the time comes we spell are not being concerned about face not awfully, must snatch! 他已经打定了主意,更与左路天王商量好了:若是这个小王八蛋因为利欲熏心的输了,冰冥肯定要他写什么不利于左叔的东西,到时候咱俩拼着不要命也不要脸,一定要抢回来! The sneak attack assassination hits the staggering blow...... what method to use, to stop at nothing in any case! 偷袭暗杀打闷棍……反正什么手段都要用,无所不用其极! This paper definitely cannot be brought to go out. 这张纸条肯定不能被带出去。 However now...... who wins who loses, this really has not said. 但是现在……到底谁赢谁输,这还真是不好说。 compared with the fists and feet, Zuo Xiaoduo gets the winning side, this point, everyone looked in in the eye. 刚才的比拳脚,左小多可是已经是占据了上风,这一点,大家都看在了眼内的。 However...... the result did not say compared with the weapon very much. 但是比兵器……结果可是很不好说的。 The peerless expert of six present age first crowds together, but to this should be the clear victory and defeat result, no one dares to speak obstinately! 六位当世一顶一的绝世高手凑在一起,但是对这个本应该是一目了然的胜负结果,愣是没有人敢说什么话! No one dares to judge! 更加没有人敢有所判断! A You Dongtian eyeball revolution, said: Raging Fire, situation hence, change not, or we also collect the individuality, bets?” 游东天眼珠一转,道:“烈火,事态至此,变化莫甚,要不咱们也凑个性,赌一场?” Raging Fire Great Shaman vigilant blocks the oneself wife: First reaches an agreement, I do not bet the wife!” 烈火大巫警惕的将自己老婆挡住:“先说好,我不赌老婆的!” !” “噗!” You Dongtian almost smiles. 游东天差点笑出来。 What bets?” The Raging Fire Great Shaman wife is instead enthusiastic very much. “赌什么?”烈火大巫的老婆反而很来劲。 Previous time was lost by Raging Fire, has wanted to find an opportunity to win one to come back, now this opportunity end rare...... 上次被烈火输了,一直想要找个机会赢一场回来,现在这个机会端的难得…… I press Zuo Xiaoduo wins.” “我压左小多。” You Dongtian said: How bets the income of this Star Glow Mountains space vestige?” 游东天道:“就赌这次星芒群山空间遗迹的收益如何?” Raging Fire Great Shaman coughs, said: How many do you think concrete gambling stake?” 烈火大巫咳嗽一声,道:“你想具体赌注多少?” Bets partly becomes the final income?” You Dongtian has not grasped, can only take partly becomes the income that oneself can take responsibility is the gambling stake. “就赌半成最终收益?”游东天也没有把握,只能拿出来自己能做主的半成收益为赌注。 This time, divides equally the space vestige with Dao Alliance three, one three points three ; Star Soul takes the landlord, divides for three points four. That 10% do not calculate for the time being, still according to three points three calculates.” “这次,与道盟三家平分空间遗迹,一家三分三;星魂作为地主,分三分四。那百分之10%暂且不算,仍旧按照三分三算。” You Dongtian said: If Zuo Xiaoduo won finally, after completing assignment, your Shaman Alliance can only carry off for two points eight, our Star Soul takes away for three points nine! Otherwise, if was Ice Dark wins, you took away for three points eight, we only retained final income two points nine.” 游东天道:“若是左小多最终胜了,在完成了分配之后,你们巫盟只能带走二分八,我们星魂收走三分九!反之,如果是冰冥了,你们拿走三分八,我们只保留最终收益的二分九。” The Raging Fire Great Shaman eyeball chaotic revolutions, has a look at the wife, has a look at Cinnabar Emptiness Great Shaman. 烈火大巫眼珠乱转,看看老婆,又看看丹空大巫 Three people of mutual looks exchanged, instant reached the agreement, Raging Fire Great Shaman said decisively: „It is not good!” 三人互相眼神交流了一下,瞬时达成了共识,烈火大巫断然道:“不行!” Isn't good?” You Dongtian is stunned. “不行?”游东天愕然。 Don't this you dare to bet? 这你都不敢赌? Had you lost the confidence to Ice Dark Great Shaman? 难道你们已经对冰冥大巫失去了信心么? This gambling stake were too few, without meaning!” A Raging Fire Great Shaman face is arrogant. “这赌注太少了,没意思!”烈火大巫一脸倨傲。 What meaning bets partly to become? Must bet, bets 10%!” “赌半成有什么意思?要赌,就赌10%!” The gambling stake 10% final incomes, may be completely different all of a sudden finally. 一下子赌注10%的最终收益,结果可就完全不一样了。 One three points three, with 10%, but turned for two points three ; But that takes, then jumps to climb to for four points three! 一家三分三,拿出去10%,可就变成了二分三;而多拿的那家,则跳升至四分三! This disparity was quite big, is almost multiple it! 这差距就相当大了,几乎是倍数之! Right now, changed into You Dongtian unable to take responsibility. 这下子,换成游东天不能做主了。 Partly became him to take responsibility, loses also lost, his time wasted time at most. 半成他可以做主,输了也就输了,顶多他这次空走一回。 But if loses 10% incomes to go out, only feared that must make into the salt fish to hang by Star Picking Thearch dry/does in the entrance! 但要是输10%收益出去,只怕要被摘星帝君打成咸鱼干挂在门口! Therefore...... 于是…… You Dongtian passes message to Left Path Heavenly King ; Left Path, bets? You decide!” 游东天左路天王传音;“左路,赌不赌?你说了算!” A Left Path Heavenly King face is speechless. 左路天王一脸无语。 You change name simply, you called to fling pot Heavenly King! 你干脆改个名,你就叫甩锅天王吧! Especially...... 特么的…… If father said that does not bet, you turn the head that side master wife to consider a shape, said that I do not believe her son...... 老子要是说个不赌,你转头去师娘那边告一状,说我不相信她儿子…… Moreover, if Zuo Xiaoduo won finally, but oneself says today does not bet, must be complained by You Dongtian this bastard for a lifetime! 而且,如果左小多最终赢了,而自己今天说了不赌,得被游东天这个王八蛋埋怨一辈子! May say the gambling, finally also not necessarily good, won seemed happy, but this contending initiator was his You Dongtian, all extra advantage were his. 可说赌,结果也未必有多好,赢了好似皆大欢喜,可此次赌赛的发起人是他游东天,所有的额外好处都是他的。 That oneself benefits is limited. 自己捞到的好处有限至极。 If lost, not only oneself that partly becomes the income also to want one and puts to the running water, but must fall the complaint, even must be flung the pot by You Dongtian, said that oneself advocates strongly to contend and so on, result that this can want to see! 若是输了,不但自己的那半成收益也要一并付诸流水,还得落埋怨,甚至还得被游东天甩锅,说自己力主赌赛云云,这都是可以想见的结果! Oh, awkward! 唉,为难哪! Saw that Left Path Heavenly King long time had not replied, You Dongtian closely examined one. 见到左路天王半晌没有回答,游东天又追问了一句。 You make the decision a bit faster. This matter your universe threw on.” “你快点做决定。这事儿就等你乾坤一掷了。” Left Path Heavenly King wants to shout 'fuck your mom'. 左路天王想要骂娘。 Especially...... 特么的…… This bastard more live more flinging the pot skill practiced skillfully, simply is frequently, flinging pot anytime and anywhere! 这个王八蛋越活越是将甩锅技能练得纯熟了,简直就是时时刻刻,随时随地的甩锅啊! oneself does the matter, then on one toward others pushes...... 自己把事儿搞起来,接着往别人身上一推…… Then, seemed his oneself to stay out generally! 然后,就好像他自己置身事外了一般! That side, Raging Fire Great Shaman starts complacently: Hehe, doesn't dare to bet? I know that you do not dare to bet! Hehe......” 那边,烈火大巫开始得意洋洋:“嘿嘿,不敢赌了吧?我就知道你们不敢赌!嘿嘿……” Gambling!” “赌!” Left Path Heavenly King is clenching teeth to say rapidly: „An achievement 10%! You cannot act shamelessly!” 左路天王迅速咬着牙说道:“一成就10%!你们可不能耍赖!” Raging Fire Great Shaman filled being proud: Acts shamelessly this grade of matter, the person of our Shaman Alliance never does! Actually you, acting shamelessly are almost the potluck. Contends I somewhat not to feel relieved with you, must make the Heavenly Dao pledge!” 烈火大巫充满了自负:“耍赖这等事,我们巫盟之人从来不做!倒是你们,耍赖几乎就是家常便饭。跟你们赌赛我还真有点不放心,必须立下天道誓言!” Stands stands!” “立就立!” You Dongtian came the spirit immediately, first complies, then takes the lead to start to pledge. 游东天立即来了精神,抢先答应,接着就率先开始发誓。 The Left Path Heavenly King wife twisted Left Path Heavenly King ruthlessly. 左路天王的夫人狠狠的拧了左路天王一把。 Do you always do this matter? 你怎么老是干这种事? Just did not pledge, later isn't working with You Dongtian absolutely together? 不是刚刚发了誓,以后绝对不跟游东天在一起做事? Then how many days? The internal injury did not have, has forgotten? 这才几天啊?内伤还没好,就已经忘了? The Left Path Heavenly King exceptionally sad expression, I am also very helpless! 左路天王异常悲催的表示,我也很无奈啊! This matter, if Zuo Xiaoduo lost, this goods definitely fling the pot to me, how even he will say, I can think: At that time I said that partly became bets to play, but Raging Fire must bet 10% ; I do not dare to take responsibility, therefore discussed with Left Path, then Left Path agrees to bet 10%, then bets, where thinks that will lose? 这事儿,要是左小多输了,这货肯定甩锅给我,甚至他会怎么说,我都想得出来:当时我说半成赌着玩玩,但是烈火非要赌10%;我不敢做主,于是跟左路商量,然后左路同意赌10%,然后才赌的,哪想到会输了? You listen, does this saying have the problem? 你听听,这话有毛病吗? Is the fact is completely good? 完全是事实好不好? However according to his tone said that but was not that matter, simply did not have his You Dongtian what responsibility...... all being unjustly discredited, by my Left Path back! 但是按照他的口气说出来,可就不是那么一回事儿了,根本没有他游东天的什么责任……所有的黑锅,都由我左路背的! But if Zuo Xiaoduo won, all-win enough 10% commodities came back. 但若是左小多赢了,多赢了足足10%物资回来。 You Dongtian will definitely say: At that time I said that bet partly becomes, but Raging Fire must deliver the vegetable/dish, said that bets 10% ; However situated in discrete, I first and Left Path discussed that then agreed that the final outcome really won, ha haha crisp...... 游东天肯定会这么说:当时我说赌半成,但是烈火非要送菜,说是赌10%;不过处于谨慎,我还是先和左路商量了一下,然后才同意的,最终结果真的赢了下来,哈哈哈爽啊…… This is also is the fact that said that fact that is completely unable to refute? 这也是说的全是事实,全然无法反驳的事实吧? Still was that Left Path Heavenly King wants to dispute, could not pick up any reason to come out the words. 仍旧是那种左路天王想要辩驳,也挑不出任何理由出来得话。 But such result, at least most likely (80%) merit are actually You Dongtian! 但这样的结果,至少有八成功劳却都是游东天的! This is the You Dongtian language art. 这就是游东天的语言艺术。
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