UPOH :: Volume #2

#377: Happy Bing Xiaobing 【Second!】


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...... …… Then, naturally was the ballot of second war. 然后,自然就是第二战的抽签了。 Hidden Dragon High Martial, Xiang Chong ; To war, second team, You Xiaoyu!” 潜龙高武,项冲;对战,二队,尤小鱼!” Figure exceptionally tall and strong Xiang Chong in high spirits carries Double Crescent Halberd, like more numerous, powerful, the imposing manner vigorous military might that an iron tower also resembles, looks still wins Li Chenglong. 身形异常魁梧的项冲兴冲冲的扛着方天画戟,如同一尊铁塔也似的越众而出,威风凛凛,气势雄浑威武,看起来犹胜李成龙 Opposite. 对面。 An interest is waning of You Xiaoyu face. 尤小鱼一脸的意兴阑珊。 The paternal grandmother drops! 奶奶滴! How to pull out this fellow to me? 怎么就给我抽到了这个家伙? This special entire...... 这特么整的…… The father does not want to come up. 老子不想上去。 fifth team three Captain also shout out: You Xiaoyu, you give on the father!” 五队三个队长同时呼喝:“尤小鱼,你给老子上!” Sir! 大爷的! You Xiaoyu is stretching the big long leg, toward rear-drive sound said: You are You Xiaoyu, on you!” 尤小鱼舒展着大长腿,往后传音道:“你是尤小鱼,你上!” A person said startled: boss, I was Tie Xiaoniu...... I a moment ago already registration Tie Xiaoniu......” 身后,一人愕然道:“老大,我是铁小牛啊……我刚才已经报名铁小牛了啊……” In laughter that in several people puff and blow, You Xiaoyu grimaces stands, face sad on arena. 在几个人吭哧吭哧的笑声中,尤小鱼呲牙咧嘴的站起来,一脸悲催的上了擂台。 Does the father lose face today. 老子今天丢人丢大发了。 Today loses disgraced, end lost the new altitude...... 今天丢人丢的,端的丢出了新高度…… Threw the entire world! 丢到了全世界! Opposite, where Xiang Chong knows that opposite real status how, in the hand Double Crescent Halberd brushes dances gorgeous flowers, the sonorous voice: Hidden Dragon High Martial, Xiang Chong! Please advise!” 对面,项冲哪里知道对面的真实身份如何,手中方天画戟刷的一声舞出来一个绚丽的花朵,声如洪钟:“潜龙高武,项冲!请指教!” Come!” “来吧!” You Xiaoyu directly flushed. 尤小鱼直接就冲了上来。 This also really advises! 这还真是指教! Roar! Come!” “吼!来吧!” Xiang Chong is powerful, suspends Overlord Halberd, calm as water and lofty as a mountain. 项冲威风凛凛,一摆霸王戟,渊渟岳峙 However...... Overlord Halberd has not launched with enough time, blurry by You Xiaoyu near body, does not know that what's the matter, only felt the body was all of a sudden light, immediately the tall and strong body mounted the clouds and rode the mist to fly generally. 但是……霸王戟还没来得及展开,就迷迷糊糊的被尤小鱼近了身,也不知道怎么回事,只感觉身子一下子轻了,随即魁梧的身子就腾云驾雾一般的飞了出去。 Has arrived in the arena next dozens meters positions, the posture has not changed, is still school of calm as water and lofty as a mountain. 一直到站在擂台下几十米的位置,姿势未变,依然是一派渊渟岳峙 Was on the face the expression changed, a face compelled ignorant. 就是脸上表情变了,一脸的懵逼。 I...... do I special get down? 我……我特么怎么下来的? Hasn't my been injured?! 我这也没受伤啊?! Xiang Chong scratches the head, looks up in the arena, under the heart is completely the suspicion is inconceivable. 项冲挠挠头,抬头看着擂台上,心下尽是疑窦不可思议。 This...... 这…… Did I remember incorrectly? Actually haven't I come up? 难道我记错了?其实我还没上去? But on the stage that side has announced the victory and defeat result of this war: second war, second team You Xiaoyu wins!” 但台上那边已经宣布此战的胜负结果:“第二战,二队尤小鱼!” All students are completely a face compel ignorant, a face inconceivable looks. 所有学生尽都是一脸懵逼,一脸不可思议的看着。 How these does hit? 这一场是怎么打的? Has not understood. 没看懂啊。 Did Xiang Chong get down suddenly? 项冲怎么突然就下来了? A moment ago that hit splendid extremely, although in the detail, each other fit and unfit quality some parts could not look, but the general situation also looked in in the eye, saw clearly, was this, how to finish?! 刚才那一场,打的精彩万分,虽然个中细节,彼此优劣仍有部分看不出来,但大致情况还都是看在眼内,看得清楚的,可是这一场,怎么就这么就结束了?! In everyone's impression, only sees mounting the stage that Xiang Chong threatens, the launch challenge that fighting intent soars to the heavens. 在所有人的印象里,就只看到项冲气势汹汹的上台,战意冲天的发动挑战。 calm as water and lofty as a mountain imposing manner vigorous standing in arena, then on calm as water and lofty as a mountain imposing manner vigorous standing under arena. 渊渟岳峙气势雄浑的站在擂台上,然后接着就渊渟岳峙气势雄浑的站在了擂台下。 This special...... 这特么…… You Xiaoyu gets angry ; Received second team and fifth team all Captain hero's -type welcome, stood, is excited? Goes all out to applaud? Cheered loudly. 尤小鱼黑着脸回去了;受到了二队五队所有队长英雄式的欢迎,都站了起来,一脸兴奋?拼命鼓掌?大声喝采。 „...... Won...... ha, crisp!” “嗷嗷嗷……胜了……哇哈哈哈,爽!” Was the You Xiaoyu complexion blacker? Only feels the belly of oneself? The bulge that next moment must be mad opens. 尤小鱼的脸色更黑了?只感觉自己的肚子?下一刻就要气的胀开。 Gets angry: „Does next war, hurry to start? Arrived you!” 怒道:“下一战,赶紧开始?到你了!” ...... …… That side, Xiang Chong went back dirtily. 那边,项冲灰头土脸的回去了。 Does this time lose bewilderedly? Even is Wen Xingtian looks helplessly? The cultivation base strength that the opposite party display, only stops in the Pill Origin Boundary level, this point is without a doubt, but...... will lose such muddleheaded? 这一次输得莫名其妙?甚至连文行天都是看得不知所以?对方所发挥的修为实力,就仅止于丹元境水准,这一点是毋庸置疑的,但是……怎么会输得这么稀里糊涂呢? Has the strangeness.” Wen Xingtian now only then this thought. “有古怪。”文行天现在就只有这一个念头。 His student to the oneself is very confident ; Even to Zuo Xiaoduo? Is Xiang Chong no doubt unavoidable a defeat? But as, is more impossible to lose is so quick, is so unthinkable. 他对自己的学生还是很有信心的;就算是对上左小多?项冲固然难免一败?但也绝不至于,更不可能输的这么快,这么匪夷所思。 Is, Wen Xingtian does not believe that in this world? martial artist of Pill Origin Boundary same step, some people will be more flamboyant than Zuo Xiaoduo! 还有就是,文行天也不相信,这个世界上?丹元境同阶的武者,有人会比左小多还要牛逼! But Zuo Xiaoduo is a face is prudent. 左小多却是一脸慎重。 A moment ago Xiang Chong that opponent? One on the action, oneself cannot understand completely. 刚才项冲的那个对手?一应举动,自己完全看不懂。 Can't viewing qi see the gas phase? Told fortunes by physiognomy unable to see the fate, what gadget was this? 望气看不到气相?看相看不到命数,这是一个什么玩意儿? Until now? Tells fortunes by physiognomy the only possible line of not being able to see? Is its strength is too high? oneself is helpless, but trivial does Pill Origin Boundary possibly achieve? 迄今为止?看相看不到的唯一可能行?就是本身实力太高?自己无能为力,但是区区丹元境怎么可能做到? Looked not to survey any trace...... this special regarding viewing qi is quite unthinkable. 至于说望气望也探测不到任何一点痕迹……这特么就比较匪夷所思了。 Person who even the destiny can hide unexpectedly? 竟然还有连气运都能隐藏起来的人? Naturally, beyond heaven has the day, outside the person has the person, in this world the person of high skill are many are, has too surpasses the Zuo Xiaoduo cognition mighty figure, beforehand Heaven, Earth, Sun, Moon, Star is so, but...... 当然了,天外有天,人外有人,这世上高人多得是,有太多太多超出左小多认知的大能者,之前的天地日月星五人就是如此,但是…… Achieves existence of that progression, meets does not want the cheek, pretends to be the junior and Xiang Chong plays noisy one? 达到那个级数的存在,会不要面皮,冒充小辈与项冲玩闹一场么? This matter, is completely incomprehensible, surpasses the cognition! 这种事情,完全就是不可理解,超出认知! Zuo Xiaoduo naturally cannot think, the opposite party hidden the identity, actually the true goal is to punch his. 左小多自然想不到,对方隐藏身份,其实真正目的就是想要揍他一顿。 Cannot obtain to punch the Zuo Xiaoduo opportunity, but went bad You Xiaoyu depressed, where also has the interest in mess around with Xiang Chong, nature first conclusion this match...... 得不到揍左小多的机会,可是将尤小鱼郁闷坏了,却哪里还有兴致跟项冲瞎闹,自然第一时间结束此役…… „The third war!” “第三战!” Hidden Dragon High Martial, Zuo Xiaoduo. fifth team, Bing Xiaobing.” 潜龙高武,左小多五队,冰小冰。” Department Head Ding is showing the whites of the eyes. 丁部长翻着白眼。 Today did with small character generation, coming out of one after another was a younger generation. 今天与‘小’字辈搞上了,一个个的出来都是小字辈。 The going to battle player in Hidden Dragon High Martial aspect, each name is the good name of that type of high-end atmosphere, what a pity was all killed in the hand of younger generation...... 潜龙高武方面的出战选手,每一个的名字都是那种高端大气的好名字,可惜全都丧命在小字辈的手里了…… Wait, you said that today is the name is more splendid, more couldn't win? 等等,你说今天是不是名字越出色,就越赢不了呢? Is just like that Bu Yunxiao, proper is the lead name, didn't defeat? 就好比那个步云霄,妥妥的就是主角名啊,不也败了吗? Un, at present this, the Hidden Dragon High Martial aspect goes to battle...... Zuo Xiaoduo?! 嗯,眼前这一场,潜龙高武方面出战的……左小多?! Unexpectedly is bumping into of two younger generation, does not know that has the quality of being worth looking at! 居然是两个小字辈的碰上,就是不知道是不是有看头呢! Department Head Ding sighed, looked toward the opposite. 丁部长叹口气,向着对面看去。 This Bing Xiaobing...... you give this grade of name painful, the conscience not? 这个冰小冰……你取这等名字,良心都不会痛的么? That side. 那边。 Ha hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈哈……” One skewer long smiles, Bing Xiaobing had stood impatiently, urgent walks toward the arena, brushed to stand all of a sudden in the arena, obviously, he expected for a long time to this war. 一串长笑,冰小冰已经迫不及待的站了起来,火急火燎的向着擂台上走过去,刷得一下子就站到了擂台上,显然,他对这一战期待已久了。 The Great Commander Dongfang three people made the similar movement: Is rubbing the forehead with the finger. 东方大帅三人则是做出了同样的动作:用手指头在揉着眉心。 horse! 马得! Old Zifu...... these old things one after another is not concerned about face now, true did not have the lower limit. 老子服了……这些老东西现在一个个都不要脸了,真正的没有下限了。 Wen Xingtian looks to stand, actually also stands is freezing, complexion strange to extreme Zuo Xiaoduo, strange say/way ; Goes, what rubs gently?” 文行天看着已经站起来,却还站在原地不动,脸色古怪到了极点的左小多,不由奇怪道;“去啊,磨蹭什么呢?” Zuo Xiaoduo puts on a long face: Teacher Wen, can I admit defeat...... this, my big probability is not to be victorious, I know in heart...... I to come up to be punched......” 左小多哭丧着脸:“文老师,我能不能认输啊……这个,我大概率是打不过的,我心里有数……我上去就被揍……” Admits defeat?! 认输?! Hears this answer, the Wen Xingtian air/Qi does not hit one. 听到这个答复,文行天气不打一处来。 Counted on that especially you give the long long face, admits defeat? How to think? 就特么指望你给长长脸呢,认输?咋想的? How you actually think! 你到底咋想的! Goes quickly!” “快去!” A Zuo Xiaoduo face sad stands to walk out. 左小多一脸悲催的站起来向外走。 The father this time died. 老子这次死定了。 numb does egg, how brave this type of gadget? 麻蛋,怎么又冒出来一个这种玩意儿? viewing qi could not see, told fortunes by physiognomy unable to see! 望气看不到,看相看不到! I experienced, this existence, I said that anything cannot be victorious. 我有经验的,这种存在,我说啥都打不过啊。 Thinks that with strategy that Li Chenglong reaches an agreement: Low-key, cannot the wave, probably stand firm. 想起来与李成龙商量好的策略:低调,不能浪,要稳住。 This special...... also wave? 这特么的……还怎么浪? What to do? 怎么办? Online, is very anxious. 在线等,挺急的。 clear(ly) knew not to be victorious, must oppressive, but also insisted on the bar, that was not brave, was not unprecedented, but was stupid, was the idiot! 明知道打不过,要被虐,还硬要过去杠,那不是勇敢,不是一往无前,而是愚蠢,是白痴! Such simple truth, Teacher Wen aren't you how clear? 这么简单的道理,文老师您怎么就不明白呢? It is not good, in the small book must record one again! 不行,小本本上一定要再多记一笔! If I were been oppressive at heart the problem, must look for Teacher Wen to compensate! 我要是被虐出心里毛病,一定要找文老师要赔偿! ...... …… Going out that Zuo Xiaoduo slow-going. 左小多磨磨蹭蹭的出去了。 On the stage, Bing Xiaobing laughs: Zuo Xiaoduo, such multi-wheel to war, in our name has to be small, we are very predestined friends!” 台上,冰小冰哈哈大笑:“左小多,这么多轮对战,就咱们名字里面都有个小,咱俩挺有缘啊!” Bing Xiaobing was excited! 冰小冰兴奋死了! I pulled out to him! 我抽到他了! Ha haha...... the adopted son the adopted son, the father teaches you for your adoptive father today well! Ha...... 哈哈哈……干儿子啊干儿子,今天老子好好替你干爹教训你!哇哈哈哈…… Zuo Xiaoduo indicated that is incapable of complaining. 左小多表示无力吐槽。 I do not hesitate to like installing the tender old monster with you like this to be predestined friends! 我才不惜得跟你这样喜欢装嫩的老妖怪有缘的! This fate who likes wanting who wants, we are not rare! 这缘分谁爱要谁要,咱不稀罕! Now but raises one's head is also a blade, necking in is also a blade, not Tathagata happy! 可是如今伸头也是一刀,缩头也是一刀,倒不如来个痛快的! In the Zuo Xiaoduo heart horizontal, direct moves sideways, has placed oneself above the arena, compares notes in any case...... 左小多心中一横,直接一个闪身,已然置身擂台之上,反正也不过是切磋…… Ye Changqing and Liu Yichun Cheng Guying and the others were completely full of confidence visits him, on the face has the smile. 叶长青刘一春成孤鹰等人尽都充满了信心的看着他,脸上有笑容。 Un, this boy goes into action, can definitely take this game neatly. 嗯,这小子出马,肯定可以干净利落的拿下这一局。 Below, in second team, the white clothing youth couple, the azure clothes youth, three people raised cultivation base to pay attention secretly completely, if this bastard dares to strike a vicious blow on the stage, three people will act immediately! 下面,二队中,白衣青年夫妇,青衣青年,三个人都是暗暗地提起了全部修为注意着,若是这个王八蛋敢在台上下毒手,三人就会即时出手! However, by the strength of opposite party, extinguishing kills Zuo Xiaoduo is also moved the matter, oneself must aid, with enough time? 但是,以对方的实力,灭杀左小多也就是动念之间的事情,自己得援手,来得及吗? But on the stage, Great Commander Dongfang and the others must passes message, the look interlock also raised whole body cultivation base, is ready in full battle array. 而台上,东方大帅等人也都得了传音,眼神交错之间也纷纷提起了全身修为,严阵以待。 Damn, the aspect went to the out of control edge unexpectedly, had three of us to bring up the rear, the situation can also lose control unexpectedly, this he what matter called?! 操,局面竟然去到了失控边缘,有我们三人压阵,局势居然还能失控,这他么的叫什么事?! „Is Bing Xiaobing, may I ask this your real name?” 冰小冰,敢问这是您的真名么?” Zuo Xiaoduo this will not be in no mood to install what to be mild-mannered and cultivated, waits to be uncertain miserably, places lowly the position, waits to leave office. 左小多这会可是没心情装什么温文尔雅了,等会不定得多惨呢,还是把位置放得低一点,等下好下台。 But how this fellow...... feels and oneself cultivation base at present also almost, seeming like the body somewhat is even frail ; No evidence suggested that this is a super expert! 可是眼前这家伙……怎么感觉和自己修为也就差不多呢,看上去身子甚至还有些单薄;没有任何证据表明这是个超级高手! However! 但是! Zuo Xiaoduo shades the eyes with the hand to look at each other opposite party truly flickers, immediately the deep place felt from the bottom of the heart, this fellow in front of oneself, radically was horizontal a mountain, mountain that cannot be shaken! 左小多真正搭眼对视上对方的一瞬,登时就从心底深处感觉,这家伙在自己面前,根本就是横了一座大山,不可撼动的大山! That plants to meet the land, on withstand/top the daytime, broad unlimited great mountain! 还是那种下接大地,上顶长天,恢弘无限的巨山! Yes, I called Bing Xiaobing, you called Zuo Xiaoduo.” “是啊,我叫冰小冰,你叫左小多。” Bing Xiaobing relaxed shrugging, mood merry saying: I have heard, Hidden Dragon High Martial has Zuo Xiaoduo, the person looks graceful, the temperament is good, enjoys doing charitable things, the intelligent politeness, the talent is astonishing, cultivation base is also good, has wanted to know, today finally sees.” 冰小冰轻松的耸着肩,心情快活的说道:“我早就听说过,潜龙高武有一个左小多,人长得帅,脾气好,乐善好施,聪明礼貌,天赋惊人,修为也挺好,一直想要认识一下,今天终于见到了。” Zuo Xiaoduo was praised to beam with joy: You favored.” 左小多被夸得眉花眼笑:“您太抬举了。” Really lives up to reputation!” Bing Xiaobing very kind say/way: Really is handsome and intelligent, I like very much, is very pleasing, is very happy.” “果然名不虚传!”冰小冰很亲切的道:“真是一表人才,我很喜欢,很中意,很开心。” Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” One skewer laughs. 一串大笑。 He really happy. 他是真的开心。 The Zuo Xiaoduo exchange of gifts between friends, praised: Little Bing you are also very good, looks is pretty, is the stature somewhat is emaciated, later remembers that must eat the meat. Too thin, results in girl, such not will be easy to look for the wife in the future, others think that your kidney is not good.” 左小多投桃报李,赞道:“小冰你也很不错,长得眉清目秀的,就是身材有些瘦弱,以后记得要多吃点肉。太瘦了,跟女孩子似得,这样将来不大好找媳妇,人家会认为你肾不好。” Bing Xiaobing: „......” 冰小冰:“……” I special praised you quite a while, did you come me to come sentence? 我特么夸了你半天,你就来我来了句这个?
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