UPOH :: Volume #2

#372: This one group of anything gadget...... 【first】


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Li Chenglong resentful stands, took a seat another side, the Xiang Bing original position came up, at once long relaxes. 李成龙悻悻的站起来,就坐到了另一边,项冰原来的位置上去,旋即长长松了一口气。 But got rid of Gao Qiao'er this repugnant woman. 可算是摆脱了高巧儿这个讨厌的女人了。 Also does not know so many issues where this woman comes. Why follows in the side simply is 100,000. 也不知道这女人哪来的这么多问题。跟在身边简直就是一部十万个为什么。 The Gao Qiao'er beautiful eye looks about looks that leaves Li Chenglong that a face compels ignorant distressedly, front looks to the oneself warm smile however eyeground deep place is actually deep alert Xiang Bing, smiles to make noise. 高巧儿美目顾盼的看着狼狈离开更一脸懵逼的李成龙,看着面前向自己温暖微笑但是眼底深处却是深深戒备的项冰,不由噗的一声笑出声来。 So that's how it is, is quite interesting. 原来如此,好有趣。 Really has the wrong given name, does not have the wrong nickname, is really Steel Cult Lord, suffices the steel, suffices the straight male! 果然是有起错的本名,没有起错的外号,果然是钢铁教主,够钢铁,够直男! Fellow who that bragged intelligent apex, unexpectedly had not detected including such obvious matter, this may really be too interesting! 那个自诩聪明绝顶的家伙,竟然连这么明显的事情都没察觉,这可真是太有意思了! A nearby Zuo Xiaoduo eyeball revolution, said leisurely: Young Lady Qiao'er and Li Chenglong really tell one another everything, is very congenial. Really envies your feeling like old friends at the first meeting so, others, are not together newly for a lifetime, still the elderly such as.” 旁边的左小多眼珠一转,悠悠道:“巧儿小姐李成龙真是无话不谈,很投机啊。真羡慕你们这般的一见如故,不似他人,相处一辈子,犹自白首如新。” The face of Xiang Bing even more was immediately cloudy. 项冰的脸顿时愈发阴沉了。 Gao Qiao'er blinks, the associative compound said: Vice Class Leader Li really is really the rare good son, can take as the friend with Vice Class Leader Li, Qiao'er was also very happy when...... looks has the time, inviting Vice Class Leader Li to go to my family to sit, my mother listened to me to say several times, have wanted to see very much curiously, this essence heard vastly, was next to the Class Leader Xiaoduo new student|life.” 高巧儿眨眨眼,会意道:“李副班长真真是不可多得的好男儿,能与李副班长引为知己,巧儿也很高兴呢……就看什么时候有时间,邀请李副班长去我家坐坐,我妈听我说了好几次,一直很好奇想要见见呢,这位精闻广博,仅次于小多班长的新生。” What? Sees your mother? 啥?见你妈? Is this must see the guardian? 这是要见家长? Xiang Bing direct anger! 项冰直接怒了! Xiang Bing is smelly the face saying: On Li Chenglong such intelligence quotient, such Steel Cult Lord, wants to look for the wife, perhaps also only then arranged marriage, otherwise it is estimated that must pour lives this solitary one.” 项冰臭着脸说道:“就李成龙这样的智商,这样的钢铁教主,想要找媳妇,恐怕也只有包办婚姻了,否则估计是要注孤生了。” The Gao Qiao'er beautiful pupil circulation, said: I feel not so but actually, sees clearly the will of the people by Vice Class Leader Li like this, the wisdom is experienced, how can the commonplace woman enter him the discernment? So-called too little better than toomuch, best is the arranged marriage did not consider, the predestined match at present, by the Vice Class Leader Li moral behavior wisdom cultivation base advancement, the note will not necessarily not live this solitary one is certainly not, steel straight male how? I most appreciate this type of man, this type multi- good, at least is minimum? For a lifetime not unfaithful/stamen is the affirmation. Reliable.” 高巧儿美眸流转,道:“我倒觉得不然,以李副班长这样洞察人心,智慧练达,等闲女人如何能入得他之法眼?所谓宁缺勿滥,最好是包办婚姻都不予考虑,良缘未必不在眼前,以李副班长的人品智慧修为进境,注孤生是一定不会的,钢铁直男又如何?我就最为欣赏这种类型的男人,这种多好啊,最起码最起码的?一辈子不花心是肯定的。可靠啊。” Xiang Bing said angrily: That is your look is not good.” 项冰气鼓鼓道:“那是你眼神不好。” Suddenly an eyeball revolution? Said: Which do I look at Class Leader Zuo strongly compared with Li Chenglong which? Regardless of mind wisdom, straight male individuality, which compared with Li Chenglong more suitable Elder School Sister Gao. Elder School Sister Gao might as well considered.” 突然眼珠一转?道:“我就看左班长李成龙哪哪都强?无论头脑智慧,还有直男个性,哪哪都比李成龙更适合高学姐的。高学姐不妨考虑考虑。” Did this little girl say Gao Qiao'er shortly? Unexpectedly thought source of trouble lead to the east. 这妞眼看着说不过高巧儿?居然想祸水东引了。 The Gao Qiao'er winning smile is sweet: „Is Class Leader Zuo the non- world is naturally outstanding? Really but makes one admire, is hard to bribe, is Li Chenglong this? Most amiable? The spoken language gets along well.” 高巧儿巧笑嫣然:“左班长自然是不世人杰?但实在让人高山仰止,难以染指,还是李成龙这样的?最为平易近人?言语投契。” Is Xiang Bing angry? Looking fierce: This fellow is lazy and greedy is ugly and short is dreadful and fears death, moreover puzzled character and style fool? A brain stubborn...... also some people likes like unexpectedly!” 项冰大怒?龇牙咧嘴:“这家伙又懒又馋又丑又矮又猥琐又怕死而且还不解风情傻子?一根脑筋就像个榆木疙瘩……居然还有人喜欢!” The Gao Qiao'er corners of the mouth show the meaningful happy expression: How to know is not others look is not good? Doesn't see in the sand the concealed gold/metal? However this is also good, was not worried that some people snatch!” 高巧儿嘴角露出意味深长笑意:“怎知不是别人眼神不好?不见沙内藏金?不过这样也好,不担心有人抢啊!” Xiang Bing disappear and hit to explode with rage the lung by Gao Qiao'er several, actually had no way to manifest suddenly. 项冰高巧儿的几番连消带打气炸了肺,却又没法发作。 Has to be angry saying: These leaders what's the matter, must compete compete, how to tow? Such ink marks? How to become such high official!” 只好大怒道:“这些领导们怎么回事,要比赛就比赛,怎么拖来拖去的?这么墨迹?怎么当上这么大官的!” A lot of depressed hasn't located to vent? Unexpectedly vented anger on several Great Commander. 一肚子郁闷没处发泄?居然迁怒到了几位大帅身上。 Gao Qiao'er tactful shuts up does not speak. 高巧儿识趣的闭上嘴不说话。 Zuo Xiaoduo looked the fire has burnt? Also wise not connection. 左小多一看火已经烧起来?也明智的不接口了。 Xiang Bing is angrier: What meaning your didn't one after another speak is? Is because I did come? If dislikes me to be tired, I walk am!” 项冰更加恼怒:“你们一个个不说话是什么意思?是不是因为我过来了?要是嫌我烦,那我走就是!” Li Chenglong extends in that side said excessively: Asked your dot sound, are the leaders still discussing? Do you worry? Such big scene, cannot stop, acts with constraint?” 李成龙在那边伸过头来道:“拜托你小点声,领导们还在商量呢?你着什么急?这么大的场面,就不能消停点,矜持点吗?” A Xiang Bing cavity anger finally found the target of vent, is angry saying: Who spoke to you? Dregs male!” 项冰一腔怒火终于找到了发泄的目标,大怒道:“谁跟你说话了?渣男!” Li Chenglong a face compels immediately ignorant. 李成龙登时一脸懵逼。 Dregs male? 渣男? Was this is saying me? 这是在说我? He has not thought, oneself actually some day can relate with this word, but oneself thinks the dregs, that also no one dregs, dregs who?! 他是怎么也没想到,自己竟然有朝一日能够跟这个词联系起来,可自己就是想渣,那也没人可渣,渣谁啊?! But this issue was uncontradictable, to shrink the neck immediately, does not speak. 可是这问题还不能反驳,登时缩了缩脖子,不说话了。 Xiang Bing is even more angry, threatens: How also to speak? Dregs male!?” 项冰越发恼怒,气势汹汹:“怎么又不说话了?渣男!?” Her cavity anger has burnt thoroughly, suppressed almost one all day, at this moment, is out of control. 她一腔怒火已经彻底燃烧起来,憋了几乎一整天了,此刻,正是一发而不可收拾。 On such as a giant oil drum, has caught fire . Moreover the fire intensity is very big. 就如一个巨大的油桶,已经着火,而且火势很大。 Will soon explode! 即将爆炸! Li Chenglong sees Xiang Bing to reach out for a yard after taking an inch, finally cannot bear rebut with sarcasm: I calculate that looked, whom you were catch to rip with whom, are short go crazy in this with me! Who is the dregs male! Do not talk nonsense!” 李成龙项冰得寸进尺,终于忍不住反唇相讥道:“我算看出来了,你这是逮到谁就跟谁撕,少跟我在这发疯!谁是渣男!你不要胡说!” Xiang Bing is burning with anger: Dregs male! Dregs male! Dregs male! Said your dregs male!” 项冰怒火中烧:“渣男!渣男!渣男!就说你渣男!” The Li Chenglong anger, talked back: You sufficed, my dregs anyone, dregs you?!” 李成龙怒火更甚,回嘴道:“你够了啊,我渣谁,渣你了?!” These words, instant detonated the powder keg. 这句话,瞬时引爆了火药桶。 Exploded! 炸了! You also think the dregs unexpectedly I!” “你居然还想渣我!” Xiang Bing screamed that threw, seizes Li Chenglong one to punch, immediately the chair crash-bang a piece, a confusion, many schoolmates called out in alarm to jump to flash but actually one side. 项冰尖叫一声就扑了过去,逮住李成龙一顿揍,顿时椅子哗啦啦倒了一片,现场一片混乱,不少同学惊呼跳起来闪到一边。 Li Chenglong has not thought that Xiang Bing will go crazy at this time suddenly, in such solemn occasion, dares to begin unexpectedly outrageously. 李成龙万万没有想到项冰会在这个时候突然发疯,在这么严肃的场合,居然敢悍然动手。 Such unscrupulous, disregards?! 这么的肆无忌惮,不管不顾?! In no situation of preparation, threw off by Xiang Bing in the place, with was the violent storm common fist pounded continually. Li Chenglong is still having scruples the influence not to dare to hit back, shortly will have been punched the innumerable fists and feet, the shoulder is bitten by Xiang Bing one, only hurts hissing pumping air to yell: Your loosen...... you loosen...... hissing...... your loose mouth......” 没有任何准备的情况下,被项冰掀翻在地,跟着就是狂风暴雨一般的拳头连番的砸了上来。偏偏李成龙还在顾忌影响不敢还手,顷刻之间已经被揍了无数拳脚,肩膀更被项冰一口咬住,只疼得嘶嘶抽气嗷嗷大叫:“你松……你松开……嘶嘶……你松嘴……” Xiang Bing profits with great difficulty, where agrees? 项冰好容易占得便宜,哪里肯松? Doom bites is not putting, the tears actually are also falls. 死命的咬着不放,眼泪却也是一颗颗的落下来。 She has suppressed entire ; Since starts the congress, Gao Qiao'er collected, the entire process, had not seen including ten competition Xiang Bing, has been setting upright the ear, concentrating on listens to here sound, the corner of the eye split vision iron to weld generally here. 她已经憋了一整场;自从开始大会,高巧儿就凑了过来,整个过程,连十场比赛项冰都没怎么看,就一直竖着耳朵,全神贯注的听着这边动静,眼角余光烙铁一般焊在这边。 Sees two people to talk, unexpectedly said bustling, changes to occasionally unexpectedly passes message, obviously does not want to be heard by others...... 眼看着两人你一言我一语,居然说得热火朝天,偶尔居然还改用传音,明显就是不想被别人听到…… Has a look on the face that to smile a face again ambiguous...... 再看看脸上那笑得一脸暧昧…… You are definitely discussing any shameful broken matter! 你们肯定是在商量什么见不得人的破事! Xiang Bing can endure to manifest suddenly now, is not easy, pressed the recompression the anger. 项冰能忍到现在才发作,已经是不大容易了,将火气一压再压了。 But since now starts, abandons something as beyond redemption simply, falls in torrents the heart anger extremely, punches full head Li Chenglong is the package, is still not willing to rest slightly. 而现在既然开打,索性破罐子破摔,将心头怒火极度倾泄,将李成龙揍得满头是包,兀自不肯稍歇。 Li Chenglong previously took the entire situation into account, has suppressed is punched, but Xiang Bing is never willing to receive the hand ; Finally is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, is angry saying: Your this small mother skin does not reason with, when I do fear you?!” 李成龙先前顾全大局,一直强忍被揍,可是项冰始终不肯收手;终于忍无可忍,大怒道:“你这小娘皮毫不讲理,当我怕你吗?!” At once catches up, immediately turns over/stands up, very familiar and easy presses Xiang Bing below, thump a head hits on the hard floor, a big fist must pound: You look to punch!” 旋即一个发力,登时翻身而起,很是轻车熟路的将项冰压在下面,咚的一声脑袋撞在坚硬地板上,一个大拳头就要砸下去:“你找揍!” Will pound, actually sees in the Xiang Bing eye unexpectedly whish is the tears, is shocked, calls a halt to ask: What do you hit me...... you to cry? I have not cried!” 正要砸下去,却看到项冰眼中居然哗哗哗的都是眼泪,不由愣住,停了手问:“你打我……你哭什么?我都没哭!” Dregs male!” The Xiang Bing insane tiger relaxes generally, on left face that another bites in Li Chenglong. In the mouth wū wū has the sound, bites stubbornly does not put. “渣男!”项冰疯虎一般直起腰,又一口咬在李成龙的左脸上。口中呜呜有声,死死咬住不放。 Li Chenglong called: Pulled away her quickly insanely...... this young married woman......” 李成龙嗷嗷叫:“快拉开她……这婆娘疯了……” At this moment, Wen Xingtian has been mad results in the face purple. 此时此刻,文行天已经气得脸都紫了。 The so solemn occasion, bragged in the oneself class that the elite is kept at full strength had/left this matter unexpectedly. 如此严肃的场合,自诩精英满员的自己班上居然出了这档子事儿。 Even several Great Commander on stage are also a face surprise looks. 连台上的几位大帅也都是一脸诧异的看过来。 One team of second team fifth team completely immense interest turns the head to look, eyeful is completely excited, obviously in these person of eyes, has thought that flickers the diencephalon to make up dozens volumes of campus love oppressive love dramas! 一队二队五队尽都兴趣盎然的转过头来看着,满眼尽是兴奋,显然在这些人眼中,早已经是浮想联翩,瞬间脑补出好几十集的校园爱情虐恋大戏! Zuo Xiaoduo!” 左小多!” Wen Xingtian gets angry: You are also gawking doing!” 文行天怒道:“你还楞着干什么!” Keeping laughing that Zuo Xiaoduo is taking pleasure in others'misfortunes, hearing this compels ignorant: I how?” 左小多正幸灾乐祸的笑个不停,闻言一阵懵逼:“我咋了?” You, if didn't instigate...... to hit?” “你要是不挑拨……能打起来?” Wen Xingtian looks at all in the eye, saw that this goods are still installing muddled, wishes one could a palm of the hand to punch to fly he! 文行天将一切都看在眼中,见到这货还在装糊涂,恨不得一巴掌揍飞他! As Class Leader, saw that has the matter to happen, does not know first prevents, but must add fuel to the flames, what looks at to look, has not hurried to pull away them, is dislikes me usually to tidy up you to tidy up few?!” “身为班长,见到有事发生,不知道第一时间阻止,还要推波助澜,看什么看,还不赶紧拉开他们,是嫌我平日里收拾得你收拾的少吗?!” cough cough......” 咳咳……” Zuo Xiaoduo argued at the same time: My where instigated, simply with a wish to incriminate......” one side and Xiang Chong acted together, separated two people. 左小多一边辩解:“我哪里有挑拨,简直欲加之罪……”一边与项冲一起出手,将两人分开。 The Li Chenglong dirty whole body unlucky face of taking a beating compels ignorant ; Why he did not know, is hit suddenly. 挨揍的李成龙灰头土脸满身晦气一脸懵逼;他根本不知道为什么,突然就被打了。 Punches Xiang Bing of person to shed tears silently, the live image experienced suffering the grievance...... 揍人的项冰默默垂泪,活像是受尽了委屈…… Wen Xingtian expects too much looked at Li Chenglong one, gets angry: Has not roared quickly!” 文行天恨铁不成钢的看了李成龙一眼,怒道:“还不快去哄哄!” Li Chenglong put in great inconvenience to the extreme called: Teacher Wen, you cannot show partiality, a side that I take a beating, equality of the sexes of reaching an agreement......” 李成龙委屈到了极点的叫起来:“文老师,你不能看人下菜碟啊,我可是挨揍的一方,说好的男女平等呢……” A face of Wen Xingtian became the bottom of the pot black immediately. 文行天的一张脸黑登时成了锅底。 The paralysis, the lord of your Steel Divine Cult, is really has not really called to be wrong you! 麻痹的,你这钢铁神教之主,真真是一点都没叫错你! Since, Xiang Bing has been for a long time interesting about Li Chenglong, entire first class who doesn't know? 自从这么长时间以来,项冰李成龙有意思,整个一班谁不知道? Even Wen Xingtian looks in the eye, understands all...... 文行天都看在眼中,明了一切…… However only had Li Chenglong oneself, the steel to the situation of healthy and strong body, had not felt obstinately. The earthenware cooking pot big fist greeted toward the Xiang Bing face on daily...... 但是偏偏就只有李成龙自己,钢铁到了铜筋铁骨的地步,愣是没感觉。砂锅大的拳头天天朝着项冰脸上招呼…… Since these days, Wen Xingtian looks that Zuo Xiaoduo this bad embryo instigated unceasingly, said today that Yu Yan'er as if likes Li Chenglong...... they not being at now, perhaps they go to date/appointment ; Then Xiang Bing looks for Li Chenglong to hit. 这段时间以来,文行天就看着左小多这个坏胚不断地挑拨,今天说雨嫣儿似乎喜欢李成龙了……现在俩人都不在,两人恐怕是去约会了;然后项冰就去找李成龙打一场。 Tomorrow will also instigate Zhen Piaopiao looked the Li Chenglong look is not right, has being in love sign...... then Xiang Bing to overrun with Li Chenglong hits one...... 明天又挑拨说甄飘飘李成龙眼神不对劲,有怀春迹象……然后项冰就又冲过去与李成龙打一场…… Then Zuo Xiaoduo oneself hides in secretly watches the fun, while is glad to stamp one's foot...... 然后左小多自己就偷偷躲在一边看热闹,一边乐得跳脚…… Regarding this rotten conduct, Wen Xingtian has had a headache. 对此恶劣行径,文行天早已经头痛至极。 Compels inexpensively, compels gruffly, a love is at heart difficult to open the silly female who in the mouth...... 一个贱逼,一个憨逼,还有一个爱在心里口难开的傻女…… How I taught such a group of students. 我怎么就教了这么一帮学生。 Not only this matter Zuo Xiaoduo, Meng Changjun and the others are even well aware clearly, but is one after another is suppressing badly, did not tell Li Chenglong to select to understand, Xiang Bing looked for Li Chenglong to fight with a cavity each time depressed, everyone instead tagged along in behind watches the fun...... 此事不仅左小多,连孟长军等人都是心知肚明清清楚楚,但就是一个个的憋着坏,就是不告诉李成龙挑明白,每次项冰怀着一腔郁闷去找李成龙打架,大家反而在后面尾随看热闹…… Once two people do in the class, finally everyone of entire class, all men and women all push in the window quietly look...... 有一次两人在班里干起来,结果整个班的所有人,所有的男男女女全都悄悄地挤在窗口偷着看…… This is one group of what gadget...... 这是一帮什么玩意儿啊……
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