UPOH :: Volume #2

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Department Head Nan felt, oneself really confiscated and beheaded these entire family did, but also really does not dare to face these vision. 南部长感觉,自己真的将这几家全家抄斩那么做了,还真不敢面对这些目光。 Therefore, even if these senior generals does not ask favor, he will not handle the matter certainly. 所以,纵然是这些老将军不来求情,他也不会将事情做绝。 The past mountains and rivers hundred wars, met a cruel death, receiving in exchange now outside law tolerant, Nan Zhengqian felt, oneself can sacrifice for privacy a time! 当年的山河百战,粉身碎骨,换取现在法外的一点宽容,南正乾觉得,自己可以徇一次私! The legal principle theory of law nothing more than favor, always comes, not only said! 法理不外人情,总来不只是说说而已! Chief criminal but who, these commit the crime truly, I cleaned up the gateway for you. Believes you, if also , will also do that.” “但是,那些真正犯下罪行的罪魁祸首,我就替你们清理门户了。相信你们如果还在,也会这么做的。” Every guilty, processing, does not appease severely generally, all kills it. Heroes later, guilty will not punish. But, does not do to implicate.” “凡有罪者,从重处理,概不姑息,一律杀之。功臣之后,也不会有罪不惩。但,不搞株连。” I, if the late ten years start again, perhaps the real monstrous crimes, that was a dog cannot really be left over.” “我若是晚十年再下手,恐怕真的罪恶滔天,那就真的是一条狗都剩不下了。” ...... …… Ye Changqing said to Nan Zhengqian is not a little groundless. 叶长青南正乾说的有点不尽不实。 Zuo Xiaoduo no doubt is taking a beating, but punches the person actually not only a Wen Xingtian person. 左小多固然是在挨揍,但揍人的却非止文行天一人。 Ye Changqing also begins, Wen Xingtian, Grandma Shi, Madman Xiang, Zhan Xiaofei...... and other participated in the Star Glow Mountains rescue, is giving the Zuo Xiaoduo loosen to hide! 叶长青也又上手,还有文行天,石奶奶,项狂人,展小飞……等所有参与星芒群山救援的,全都在给左小多松皮子! This naughty monkey, does not punch good! 这个皮猴子,不揍不行! This does, must frighten the heart disease everyone seriously, the truth is his most time plays hide-and-seek with oneself in Star Glow Mountains. 这一出搞下来,当真是把所有人都要吓出来心脏病了,偏偏真相是他绝大多数时间都是在星芒群山自己捉迷藏。 Knows obviously here is waiting, does not come out to converge unexpectedly! 明明知道这边在等到,竟是死活不出来汇合! Tens of thousands killers are hunting and killing him! 好几万杀手在猎杀他一个人! Whatever the outside person anxious heart and liver of rapid setting opened, he was still leisurely. 任凭外面的人焦急的心肝都快裂开了,他仍旧优哉游哉。 Got down for successive several days, the Zuo Xiaoduo served pitiful yell again and again, wails. 以至于连续几天下来,左小多被侍候的惨叫连连,哀嚎不已。 I really am not intentional......” “我真不是故意的……” Zuo Xiaoduo pitiful explanation: This clearly is a plan, you used me to work as the bait, how also to hit me, but can also speak a truth, being a teacher by worthy example of your one after another......” 左小多悲惨的解释:“这分明就是一个计划,你们用我当了诱饵,怎么还打我,还能不能讲点道理了,你们一个个的为人师表呢……” Zuo Xiaoduo felt that oneself must put in great inconvenience dies. 左小多感觉自己要委屈死了。 Speaking of me has wanted to come out again afterward, but how many bodyguards do not make me come out with you to converge greatly, super cultivator that so many surpass the cognition is keeping off in front, what means can I have? 再说到后来我都已经想出来了,可是那几位保镖大大死活不让我出来和你们汇合,那么多个超出认知的超级修者在前面挡着,我能有什么办法? However although these people in the ordinary day top is the person of reasoning with, is to him, actually planned that did not reason with! 但是这些人虽然平日里个顶个都是讲理的人,可是对他,却是打算不讲理到底了! Wen Xingtian and Ye Changqing , etc . 文行天叶长青等也就罢了。 But Grandma Shi pays no attention to this set, she does not know anything to plan, does not know what bait...... 石奶奶不理这一套,她也根本不知道什么计划,更不知道什么钓饵…… These days later, her heart became eight petal in any case anxiously. 反正这几天下来,她的一颗心都急成了八瓣儿。 This small naughty monkey plays to play hide-and-seek to play unexpectedly such greatly...... 这小皮猴子居然玩捉迷藏玩得这么大…… The old woman was angry. 老太太生气了。 Near that she lives, Zuo Xiaoduo wants to hide cannot avoid, only needs to think, then to/clashes, is overruns starts! 她住的近,左小多想躲都躲不开,只需要想起来,然后一口气冲上来,便是冲过去就开打! Within one day, Zuo Xiaoduo was punched enough 17-18 times by Grandma Shi. 一天之内啊,左小多石奶奶揍了足足17-18次。 Day also not black. 天还没黑。 The Zuo Xiaoduo buttocks were swollen and disappear, disappear swelled. 左小多屁股肿了又消,消了又肿。 Desirably exhibits a suffering face, and cat equally pitiful look greets, unexpectedly has not caused sympathizes slightly, instead was punched fiercely. 刻意的摆出一副委委屈屈的脸,和小猫儿一样可怜兮兮的眼神来迎接,居然也没有引起丝毫同情,反而被揍得更厉害了。 You also put in great inconvenience! You also dare to put in great inconvenience!?” “你还委屈!你还敢委屈!?” Grandma Shi is shouting curses, while is brandishing a long whip, catches up with the full villa courtyard to scurry about Zuo Xiaoduo. 石奶奶一边叫骂着,一边挥舞着一条长鞭,将左小多赶得满别墅院子乱窜。 No matter how hides, that long whip seemed the eye to be steadily common, stuck brushing of papapa stubbornly on the Zuo Xiaoduo buttocks. 不管怎么躲,那条长鞭都好似长了眼睛一般,死死地黏在左小多屁股上啪啪啪的抽打。 Waited to have the dinner. 等吃过了晚饭。 Zuo Xiaoduo holds the oneself swelling buttocks, in look that Li Chenglong takes pleasure in others' misfortunes, returned to the bedroom. 左小多托着自己肿胀的屁股,在李成龙幸灾乐祸的眼神中,回了卧室。 It seems like High Martial school pass/test was, but another pass/test. 看来高武学校这一关是过了,但是还有另外一关。 In Zuo Xiaoduo heart disturbed. 左小多心中忐忑。 My going out trial matter...... should the parents not know? 我出去试炼这件事……爸妈应该不知道吧? Now finished up, must hurry reported a safe and secure to the parents. 现在完事了,要赶紧的给爸妈报个平安啊。 ...... …… Family group. 家庭群。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: lalala, lalala, I am obedient Little Doggyda, today comes home from school, teacher boasts my good baby...... 乖巧听话小多多:啦啦啦,啦啦啦,我是听话的小狗哒,今天放学回家啦,老师夸我好娃娃…… Imperial Father: Hehe. 父皇:呵呵。 Royal Mother: Hehe. 母后:呵呵。 Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Hehe. 身轻体柔念念猫:呵呵。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Does the father, mother, think me?( Kisses/Intimate own expression two) 乖巧听话小多多:爸,妈,想我没?(亲亲表情两个) Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Hehe. 身轻体柔念念猫:呵呵。 Royal Mother: Un, was this is on vacation from school? Arrived family/home? 母后:嗯,这是放学了?到家了? Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: The mother Sir wisdom, the mental perception like the torch, was just on vacation from school ; Returns to the villa. Li Chenglong that inexpensive goods, but also exercises martial arts below, my curriculum, was completed in the school early, hehehe, hehehe...... 乖巧听话小多多:母亲大人睿智,慧眼如炬,刚放学;回到别墅。李成龙那贱货,还在下面练功呢,我的课程,在学校就早早完成了,嘿嘿嘿,嘿嘿嘿…… Royal Mother: Un, is the Star Glow Mountains school fun? Good destination that plays hide-and-seek actually...... 母后:嗯,星芒群山学校好玩么?倒是捉迷藏的好去处…… Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo:???( both eyes ignorant circle expression.) 乖巧听话小多多:???(两眼懵圈表情。) Royal Mother: Doggyda, you grew up! Is a man, good good. This lie said one after another, talks big face not loyalty not to jump, the opens the mouth comes, good good, your father's genetic gene is really powerful, the father hero real man, the father scoundrel soul is pale!( Drop blood broadsword expression) 母后:狗哒,你长大了!是个男子汉啊,不错不错。这谎话说得一套一套的,说大话脸不红心不跳,张口就来,不错不错,你老爸的遗传基因果然强大,老子英雄儿好汉,老子混账儿魂淡!(滴血大刀表情) Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: An expression of forehead heavy line. 乖巧听话小多多:一脑门子黑线的表情。 Imperial Father: An expression of forehead heavy line. 父皇:一脑门子黑线的表情。 Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Doggyda! Doggyda Doggyda!( Milk ominous milk ominous clear voice) 身轻体柔念念猫:狗哒狗哒狗哒!(奶凶奶凶的清脆语音) Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: I made a mistake, my big made a mistake, I should not, all be my should not...... 乖巧听话小多多:我错了,我大大的错了,我不该,全是我的不该…… Royal Mother: You wrong in which? Your where shouldn't? 母后:你错在哪了?你哪里不该了? Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: I should not lie, wū wū...... may this be Niannian Cat teaches me...... 乖巧听话小多多:我不该说谎,呜呜呜……可这都是念念猫教我的…… Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Doggyda!( Clenching jaws vicious voice) 身轻体柔念念猫:狗哒!(咬牙切齿凶狠语音) Royal Mother: Hehe hehe...... this flings the pot ability, smooth flies, really is also came from the heredity, the scoundrel father's fresh soul pale son. 母后:呵呵呵呵……这甩锅能力,溜的飞起,果然也是来自遗传,混账老子生的魂淡儿子。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Young attractive mother military might! The mother military might of peerless grace and talent! The mother military might of peony! Chenyu falls mother military might of wild goose! The mother military might of Heavenly Immortal person! 乖巧听话小多多:年轻漂亮的妈妈威武!风华绝代的妈妈威武!国色天香的妈妈威武!沉鱼落雁的妈妈威武!天仙化人的妈妈威武! Royal Mother: The young bastard, are you plan cannot irritate me is not unhappy drop? Pats what horse buttocks carelessly!( Has happy expression getting angry voice forcefully) 母后:小混蛋,你是打算气不死我就不开心怎么滴?胡乱拍什么马屁!(带着笑意的强行嗔怒语音) Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Young attractive mother military might! The mother military might of peerless grace and talent! The mother military might of peony! Chenyu falls mother military might of wild goose! The mother military might of Heavenly Immortal person! 身轻体柔念念猫:年轻漂亮的妈妈威武!风华绝代的妈妈威武!国色天香的妈妈威武!沉鱼落雁的妈妈威武!天仙化人的妈妈威武! Royal Mother: Ahem...... 母后:哼哼哼…… Imperial Father: Your this child, such important matter did not say, is anxious your mother.( Seizes every opportunity quickly to show has feeling) 父皇:你这孩子,这么大事也不说,把你妈妈急的。(见缝插针急忙彰显存在感) Royal Mother: You open! You think that you did finish up? Our account also some calculate that bastard thing! 母后:你起开!你以为你完事了?咱们账还有的算呢,混账东西 Imperial Father:...... 父皇:…… Royal Mother: Also without asking you, your boy harvest how? 母后:还没问你,你小子这次的收获怎么样? Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: This harvest is very big, outside world is colorful, often beyond expectation, raised the head reinforces, lowering the head eyeful heavenly materials and earthly treasures, is straight body both eyes to horizontally view, two Monster King make war, hits two to defeat entirely Wang, was picked up a big bargain by me...... sends! This time was the human hair! Please do not call me two sleeve gold/metal wind, I am two sleeve gold mountain! 乖巧听话小多多:这次收获很大,外面的世界丰富多彩,每每出人意表,抬头就是增援,低头满眼天材地宝,直起身子双目平视,两头妖王开战,打得两败俱亡,被我捡了大便宜……发了!这次是真发了!请不要叫我两袖金风,我是两袖金山! Royal Mother: Extremely speechless expression. Your mother I experiences superficially, has not walked rivers and lakes, is outside world, so really wonderful? 母后:极度无语表情。你妈我见识浅薄,从没行走过江湖,外面的世界,真的这么美妙么? Are two sleeve gold mountain, really two sleeve gold mountain? 两袖金山,真的是两袖金山? Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Really ! Compared with really gold/metal also really! Several days later I go home, brings many many good things to go back to the parents, when the time comes you do not know anything was two sleeve gold mountain. 乖巧听话小多多:真哒!比真金还真!过几天我回家一趟,给爸妈带好多好多的好东西回去,到时候你们不就知道啥是两袖金山了么。 Body light body supple Niannian Cat: when Doggyda do you go back? One after another, I have many good things. 身轻体柔念念猫:狗哒你什么时候回去?一起一起,我也有好多的好东西。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Un, Niannian Cat, my cultivation base enters now greatly, non- may compare again in the past, trivial Cloud Transformation, is not the time makes you know my fierce in my eyes! 乖巧听话小多多:嗯呐,念念猫,现在我修为大进,再非往昔可比,区区化云已经不在我眼中了,是时候让你知道知道我的厉害了! Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Hehe, this first under heaven beautiful young girl accepts the challenge of your Xiaoxiao/little ants general Little Doggyda! Remembers that lost wagged the tail close to, studied the dog to call, cannot act shamelessly! 身轻体柔念念猫:呵呵,本天下第一美少女接受你这小小蝼蚁一般的小狗哒的挑战!记得输了摇尾巴,学狗叫,不许耍赖! Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Say it and mean it! If you lost, must wear the cat ear maid attire, installs cat tail close to, dances the tail dance to look to me! 乖巧听话小多多:一言为定!你要是输了,得穿猫耳女仆装,装猫尾巴,跳尾巴舞给我看! Body light body supple Niannian Cat: Doggyda you court death!( Rage voice) 身轻体柔念念猫:狗哒你找死!(勃然大怒语音) Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Ahem, ahem, ahem ahem snort/hum( self-satisfied voice) 乖巧听话小多多:哼哼,哼哼哼,哼哼哼哼哼(得意语音) Royal Mother: You get the hell out entirely! Why should why go, when came back to say the sound ahead of time, mother made the fragrant-flowered garlic rapeseed cake to you. 母后:你俩通通滚蛋!该干嘛干嘛去吧,啥时候回来提前说声,妈给你们做韭菜饼。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: The mother is really good . 乖巧听话小多多:妈妈真好么么哒。 Body light body supple Niannian Cat: The mother is really good . 身轻体柔念念猫:妈妈真好么么哒。 Imperial Father: I? 父皇:我呢? For a long time unmanned speech. 好久无人说话。 Carefully looked, everyone's head picture was black, off-line...... 仔细一看,所有人的头像都黑了,都离线了…… Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Looks at a Zuo Changlu heavy line, but also is staring to look at screen and other reply of the appearances, Wu Yuting erupts one to laugh suddenly, particularly pleased. 看着左长路一头黑线,还在瞪着眼睛看屏幕等回复的样子,吴雨婷突然爆发一阵大笑,分外的快意。 „......” Zuo Changlu clenches jaws. “……”左长路咬牙切齿。 Okay good, the girl boy you are really good, when you come back, our new account old debts calculate together!” “好好好,丫头小子你们真好啊,等你们回来,咱们新账老账一起算!” ...... …… Zuo Xiaoduo puts down the cell phone, tumbled one after several other somersaults on the bed, sneaks in the bedding roar roar smiles several stuffily, smiling seems the fool to be the same. 左小多放下手机,在床上接连翻滚了十几个跟头,又钻进被窝吼吼的闷笑几声,笑得好像傻子一样。 Suddenly turns over/stands up to sit up, points at front is shouting to clear the way: Niannian Cat! Jumps to me! Turns to me! You have not thought what I said is the truth? Cloud Transformation cultivator already not in this Sir in the eye! Hahahaha......” 突然翻身坐起,指着前面喝道:“念念猫!给我跳!给我扭起来!你没想到我说的是实话吧?化云修者已经不在本大爷的眼内了!哇哈哈哈哈……” oneself laughed foolishly for quite a while, stands to stretch out out of the window the head: Swelly! Swelly! Comes up!” 自己傻乐了半天,才站起来将脑袋伸出窗外:“肿肿肿肿!上来上来!” The Zuo Xiaoduo preparation started to process the spoils of war, not only two sleeve gold mountain similarly said. 左小多准备开始处理战利品了,两袖金山同样不只是说说而已。 This Star Glow Mountains, besides a large number of space ring, but also obtained several top heavenly materials and earthly treasures, as well as many convenient spirit plant spirit medicine. 这次星芒群山,除了数目众多的空间戒指之外,还得到了几株顶级天材地宝,以及很多顺手牵羊的灵植灵药 So many commodities, Zuo Xiaoduo, although dances with joy, incomparably jumps for joy, but he also has no interest in reorganizing specifically. 这么多的物资,左小多虽然欢欣鼓舞,无比雀跃,但是他却又没有兴趣具体整理。 I am busy, do not have the time. 我忙,没时间。 We are only responsible for collecting, being responsible for this process is good! 咱只负责收集,负责这个过程就好! As for classifying, one every kind neat...... had Swelly enough. 至于分门别类,一样样的规整……有肿肿就够了。 The top was inferior happily numerous Le Le, must give the little friend this joyful share! 独乐乐不如众乐乐,总得把这份喜悦分享给小伙伴啊! Hears Zuo Xiaoduo to take a drug the general shouting and wrangling sound, the Grandma Shi lip angle in that side small courtyard shows a relieved happy expression. 听到左小多这边吃了药一般的大呼小叫声音,那边小院子里的石奶奶唇角露出一个安心的笑意。 For a long time, without sound that this boy shouts and wrangles, the feeling of unexpectedly a little not having been familiar with. 这么长时间,没有这小子大呼小叫的声音,居然还有点不习惯的感觉了。 ...... …… Li Chenglong wipes the perspiration to go upstairs, from top to bottom steaming braving steam. 李成龙抹着汗上了楼,浑身上下腾腾的冒着热气。 Does?” “干啥?” Swelly diligently, exercises martial arts now very much also races against time, the level of effort, added ten times to continue compared with before! 肿肿现在很努力,练功也是争分夺秒,努力程度,比起之前更添了十倍不止! Even if even eats meal at noon, is still the spatial squatting horse stance eats while practices, several swallow to get into the stomach, must go back cultivation immediately, a day later, must have ten hours passed in Gravity Room...... 即便是连中午吃饭的时候,也是空蹲马步边吃边练,几口吞下肚,就要立即回去修炼,一天下来,得有十来个小时的时间都是在重力室里度过的…… So diligently, effect naked eye obvious, the progress may be called fast. 如此努力,效果肉眼可见,进步堪称飞快。 Although I to the oneself localization am a military strategist, but cannot become the strength soft rib! 我虽然给自己定位为军师,但总不能成为战力软肋! Otherwise, Boss Zuo wants the belt/bring unable to drive me, oneself one step fell behind cannot catch up again. 否则,左老大想要带都带不动我,自己一步落伍就再也追不上了。
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