Wu Yuting as mother's instinct, has associated to go to not the best place...... 吴雨婷作为母亲的本能,已经联想到最不好的地方…… Otherwise, why Zuo Changlu must deliberately plan is hiding the truth from me? 要不然,左长路为何要这么处心积虑的瞒着我？ The whole body of Zuo Changlu instinct trembled, only felt that the corner of the eye muscle was uncontrolled, winked, in the heart a blank compelled ignorant. 左长路本能的浑身颤了一下,只感觉眼角肌肉不受控制了,一个劲儿挤眼,心中一片空白懵逼。 This throat roar...... my soul fell. 这一嗓子吼的……我魂儿都掉了。 „Meets!” “接啊！” Wu Yuting looks at the cell phone, roars. 吴雨婷看着手机,又吼一声。 Zuo Changlu finger like having ten thousand jin (0.5 kg), finally according to connection. 左长路的手指头如同有万斤重,终于按在了接通上。 Cell phone connection. 手机接通了。 At this moment, Zuo Changlu simply is similar to is the criminal who the waiting judges. 这一刻,左长路简直就如同是等待宣判的罪犯。 You Dongtian! 游东天！ You may ten million/countless do not speak irresponsibly! 你可千万千万不要乱说！ Now is not only you also has the old southern poor life, together with your uncle's poor life, now in your mouth one one about in the middle. 现在已经不仅仅是你还有老南的小命,连同你叔的小命,现在都在你嘴巴一张一合之间啊。 The You Dongtian sound passed on immediately: „Uncle Zuo, ha haha......” 游东天的声音立即传了出来:“左叔,哈哈哈……” The Right Path Heavenly King sound is very relaxed, relaxes very much, but also is very frank. 右路天王的声音很轻松,很放松,还很爽朗。 „.” Zuo Changlu. “阿。”左长路。 „Little Unnecessary is looking, ha haha......” Right Heavenly King announced loudly, high-spirited, self-satisfied, before sweeping, delapidated condition. “小多余找着啦,哈哈哈……”右天王大声宣布,意气风发,志得意满,一扫之前颓态。 The Wu Yuting cold lightning general eye of light shoots comes: Looking? 吴雨婷冷电一般的目光射过来:找着了？ What do you mean? 什么意思？ Before that is, once couldn't find? 那就是之前曾经找不到了？ What situation now is? 现在又是啥情况？ Zuo Changlu drop of cold sweat braved directly. 左长路一滴冷汗直接冒了出来。 In the telephone, Right Heavenly King is jubilant, impatient report merit: „My God, does not know that vanished suddenly, at that time may probably scare to death me...... obviously Soul Lock, could not find his trail, I almost did not have...... right Uncle Zuo anxious, this matter, haven't you told the aunt? But do not tell her...... this matter, now about has been looking, has not been all right, you said that is this truth, does not need to make the aunt child be worried, you definitely also think, you take on 12 ten million/countless, asked......” 电话里,右天王兴高采烈,迫不及待的报功了:“我的天哪,也不知道怎地就突然消失了,那时候可要吓死我了……明明都灵魂锁定了,还是找不到他的踪迹,我差点没急死……对了左叔,这事儿,您还没跟婶婶说吧？可千万别告诉她啊……这事儿吧,现在左右都已经找着了,还不就没事了么,您说是这个道理吧,没必要让婶子担心,您肯定也是这么想,您千万多担待一二,拜托了……” On Zuo Changlu face muscle distortion. 左长路脸上肌肉扭曲。 Un, I had not truly told your aunt, the present was your oneself told her, could talk clearly to understand, was very complete. 嗯,我确实还没跟你婶婶说,现在是你自己跟她说了,说得清楚明白,完整得很。 One side Wu Yuting vision twinkle, in the eye pupil the cold light sparkles, performing is dense. 一侧的吴雨婷目光闪烁,眼眸中寒光闪闪,尽是森然。 Really good. 真好啊。 Soul Lock could not find...... 灵魂锁定都找不到了…… Had/Left such big matter, but must hide the truth from me using an alternative! 出了这么大的事,还要变着法的瞒着我！ Good good, the friendship between your men, are really deep! 不错不错,你们男人之间的情义,果然深厚啊！ Right Heavenly King is still continue sob: „Uncle Zuo you do not know, my night of this day frightens...... yeah, not to mention ; Luckily Uncle Zuo you have the acting, took responsibility to hide the truth from the aunt, gave two days of time...... otherwise, I felt that I wanted coolly, you do not know, aunt's position in our hearts, that was really............” 右天王还在继续唏嘘:“左叔您是不知道,我这一天一夜吓得……哎,别提了;幸亏左叔您有担当,做主瞒住了婶婶,给了两天时间啊……要不然,我感觉我都要凉了,您是不知道,婶婶在我们心中的位置,那真是……啧啧……” The Zuo Changlu ornamental cloth hung over a doorway looks at the day. 左长路仰脸看天。 What your aunt in your hearts, I know very much. 你婶婶在你们心中什么样,我还是很知道的。 I also know, you are will be cool. 我还知道,你还是会凉的。 Moreover now is cool! 而且现在已经凉了！ Also has, I am also cool. 还有还有,连带着我也凉了。 What is called to love to talk about somebody's most vulnerable points? 什么叫做哪壶不开提哪壶？ Textbook general deduction! 教科书一般的演绎啊！ On your intelligence quotient, how to become Right Path Heavenly King? 就你这智商,到底是怎么当上右路天王的？ How many back doors did your father walk to you?! 你老子给你走了多少后门啊？！ „Uncle Zuo, Uncle Zuo?” “左叔,左叔？” Right Path Heavenly King somewhat felt strange: „Didn't you speak? Was not likes cannot say incoming call, I can also understand......” 右路天王有些奇怪:“您老咋不说话呢？不是欢喜得说不出来话了吧,我也能理解……” Why didn't Uncle Zuo speak? 左叔为什么不说话？ Also can understand?! 也能理解？！ How your he cannot a little select to compel the number at heart! 你他么心里咋就不能有点点逼数！ Your Uncle Zuo also wants to speak! 你左叔也想说话！ However Uncle Zuo does not know that now said anything! 但是左叔现在不知道说什么！ Zuo Changlu at this moment, feeling twice as oneself has mixed feelings, and to had been hard to describe the indescribable situation complex. 左长路此刻,倍觉自己心情复杂,且已经复杂到了难以形容难以描述的地步。 Besides a speechless sigh, was only left over concentrates to choke speechless...... 除了一声无语叹息之外,就只剩下无语凝噎了…… Wu Yuting delightful sound sound: „Yo, I also think that raises outside mistress, but also is really the phone call that Right Path Heavenly King makes? The really big great honor, Zuo Changlu, do not move, I take the cell phone to pat the talking over the telephone contact surface to send the friend circle, rare, Sir Heavenly King telephones, was too precious, do't this can remain to work as the family heirloom?” 吴雨婷甜美的声音响了起来:“哟,我还以为是养在外边的小三呢,还真是右路天王打来的电话？真是好大的殊荣啊,左长路,你别动,我拿手机拍一下正在通话的界面发个朋友圈,难得啊,天王大人打电话,太珍贵了,这不得留下来当传家宝么？” „......” That side telephone direct was mute. “……”电话那边直接哑了。 Plump, does not know that was how. 扑通一声,也不知道是怎么了。 Then passes in the sound that almost must cry: „Aunt...... the aunt good...... I, my I am Little Fish, I am the small fish-fry that you most like......” 接着就一个几乎要哭的声音传出来:“婶……婶婶好……我,我我是小鱼儿,我是你最喜欢的小鱼仔啊……” Wu Yuting is curling the lip saying: „Aiya, may work as not to. My this anything was hiding the truth from womenfolk, that has what anything qualifications, when aunt of your Sir Right Path Heavenly King, right, I in you, what, fierce woman or tigress, often a jealous and domineering wife, persistently unreasonable......” 吴雨婷撇着嘴道:“哎呀,可当不得。我这什么都被瞒着的女流之辈,那有什么啥资格当您右路天王大人的婶婶啊,对了,我在你们心里,到底什么样啊,悍妇还是母老虎,动不动就河东狮吼,蛮不讲理……” That side You Dongtian, obviously is very silly. 那边的游东天,很明显已经傻了。 In fact, when Wu Yuting opens mouth the speech, the Right Path Heavenly King heartbeat starts to stop beating, now in the brain compels except for one piece ignorant, anything does not have. 事实上,在吴雨婷一张嘴说话的时候,右路天王的心跳就开始停止跳动了,现在脑子里除了一片懵逼,什么都没有。 „Aunt I was wrong! I was wrong! I should scold! I should hit! I damn! You may not be angry!” “婶婶我错了！我错了！我该骂！我该打！我该死！您老可千万别生气！” You Dongtian was very rapid admits mistakes very much sincerely. 游东天很迅速很诚恳的认错了。 „I am old, am I now very old? Were you wrong? Which were you wrong? Your will Right Path Heavenly King also make mistakes?” The Wu Yuting sound is very cold, making one be afraid. “我老,我现在已经很老了么？你错了？你错哪儿了？你右路天王也会犯错吗？”吴雨婷声音很寒冷,让人不寒而栗。 „You are not old you is not old, you are only the rank are high, initially met, which I want to ask your older sister to come...... as to be wrong...... my which am wrong!” “您不老您不老,您只是辈分高,当初见面的时候,我想叫您姐姐来着……至于错哪儿……我哪儿都错了！” The reply of You Dongtian, making Zuo Changlu hear one to admire. 游东天的回答,让左长路听得一阵佩服。 Otherwise others can, when Right Path Heavenly King, this emotional quotient really high. 要不然人家能当右路天王呢,这情商真高啊。 This admits mistakes to recognize that to call simple, that fine words saying that is the pig's or ox's tongue really smooth?! 这认错认得那叫一个干脆,还有那漂亮话说的,口条真顺哪？！ „You said, you are how wrong.” Wu Yuting snort/hum, pursued asks. “那你说说,你怎么错的。”吴雨婷哼了一声,追问道。 „Matter is such matter......” Right Path Heavenly King does not have the loyalty very much, came one to spill the beans directly, confessed all, the confession clear clear. “事情是这么回事……”右路天王很没义气,直接来了一个竹筒倒豆子,将一切都交代了一遍,交代的清清楚楚明明白白。 „...... The Uncle Zuo atmosphere, Uncle Zuo also considered for the aunt luckily. Perhaps aunt at ease, was flustered the body......” “……幸亏左叔大气,左叔也是为婶婶考虑。恐怕婶婶一个气不顺,急坏了身体……” You Dongtian more said that the head melon seed is more flexible, finally unexpectedly also flung a pot: „Actually this matter, mentioning incoming call is long, initially I planned is not such......, but! However Nan Zhengqian that boy, the boy was really not a good gadget...... to offer advice saying that...... attracted the hatred...... cough cough...... actually I not to have such plan...... to blame that boy Little Unnecessary to that side!” 游东天越说脑袋瓜子越灵活,最后居然还甩了一个锅:“其实这事儿吧,说起来话长,当初我本来打算不是这样的……但是！但是南正乾那厮,那厮真不是个好玩意儿……出主意说……小多余到那边吸引仇恨……咳咳……其实我本来没这样的打算……都怪那厮！” You Dongtian more said that is smoother: „Actually I am very clear, pitiful world parental love ; Little Unnecessary is aunt's one's favorite, even without the danger, is very anxious...... the aunt is still so good to me, was so sore in childhood I from me, how I can make the aunt be worried?” 游东天越说越流畅:“其实我心里很清楚,可怜天下父母心啊;小多余乃是婶婶的心头肉,就算是没有危险,也是牵肠挂肚的嘛……婶婶对我那么好,从我小时候就那么疼我,我怎么能让婶婶担心呢？” „But Nan Zhengqian that boy, wrong behavior really! That goods spouted rhetoric, said that was his strength guarantee...... that boy goes too far simply...... also blamed certainly me, at that time I felt, I and aunt was intimate with, this had the opportunity to exercise Little Unnecessary, even if the aunt hit my two, so long as Little Unnecessary can grow reasonably, I also recognized......” “但是南正乾那厮,委实的不当人子！那货大放厥词,说是他一力担保……那厮简直太过分了……当然也怪我,当时我就感觉吧,我和婶婶亲近,这有机会要锻炼一下小多余,哪怕婶婶打我两下,只要小多余能够顺理成长起来,我也认了……” „Actually I base on such consideration, extremely in one-sided wishing...... I is not how right, no matter the set off how standpoint how preparatory work how is complete I to report one with the aunt ahead of time, but during that time Flood Great Shaman sudden pressure Sun and Moon Pass I to deal with Flood Great Shaman was busy at fainting unexpectedly forgetting...... always to think this matter had Nan Zhengqian that boy definitely to be able with you to report, who knew that boy such not credibly unexpectedly......” “其实我就基于这样的考虑,还是太过于一厢情愿了……算起来怎么着还是我的不对,不管出发点如何立场如何准备工作如何齐全我还是应该提前和婶婶汇报一声的,但是那段时间洪水大巫突然威压日月关我为了应付洪水大巫忙昏了居然就把这事儿给忘了……总想着有南正乾那厮肯定会和您汇报了,谁知道那厮居然这么不靠谱……” Right Heavenly King is sincere in words, apologized repeatedly, in family/home outside flung the pot. 右天王言辞恳切,连声道歉,家里外边的一个劲甩锅。 The sound is rapidly ordinary like the machinegun, but speaking of finally Nan Zhengqian time, suddenly starts one word at a time. 声音急促如同机关炮一般,但是说到最后南正乾的时候,突然又开始一字一顿。 Lest the aunt cannot remember, the impression is not profound. 唯恐婶婶记不住,印象不深刻。 Has saying that the eloquence is really good, the pig's or ox's tongue is also really smooth, qi vein is long, can engage in the crosstalk simply! 不得不说,口才是真好,口条也是真顺,气脉更是悠长,简直都可以去说相声了！ But after Wu Yuting listened to all cause and effect, said again now...... Zuo Xiaoduo also found, moreover Right Path Heavenly King goes all out to stress that ‚I sent Heaven, Earth, Sun, Moon, Star, Flying Profound Thought to protect...... me to exhort in turn personally, ordered severely......’ 而吴雨婷听了一切前因后果之后,再说现在……左小多也找到了,而且右路天王拼命强调‘我派了天地日月星五人,飞天玄念轮流守护……我亲口嘱咐,严厉下令……’ Thoughts that Wu Yuting hangs high, put, at least angrily did not seem like beforehand is so serious. 吴雨婷高高悬起来的心思,也就放了起来,至少恼怒也不像是之前那么严重了。 „...... I, if knows that Nan Zhengqian that boy dares not to report to the aunt unexpectedly...... kills me unable to do that ; I did not have mother since childhood, is the aunt raises me, how the graciousness of this profound raising...... I can forget the aunt, my whole life must filial aunt well......” “……我要是知道南正乾那厮居然敢不向婶婶汇报……打死我也不能这么做啊;我从小没了妈,全是婶婶把我养大的,这份天高地厚的养育之恩……我如何能忘了婶婶,我这辈子一定要好好的孝顺婶婶……” Arrived arrived, the Heavenly King big logical expression wind changes: „But how to say again, this matter my responsibility is big, is half instigator......, even if the aunt forgives, I cannot forgive oneself, will wait another day, I will certainly visit to apologize! Kowtows to the aunt specially......” 到了到了,天王大人话风又是一变:“但再怎么说,这事儿我责任还是不小的,算是半个始作俑者……哪怕婶婶原谅,我也不能原谅自己,等改天,我一定登门赔罪！专门给婶婶磕头……” These words, have to acknowledge, really said is...... flamboyant! 这一席话,不得不承认,说得真的是……牛逼！ Even Zuo Changlu is listening at the same time, can not help sets upright the thumb secretly. 连左长路在一边听着,都情不自禁的暗暗竖起来大拇指。 This special such good eloquence, really should enter the palace to work as the court eunuch, special flattering. 这特么这么好的口才,实在是应该入宫去当太监啊,专门的拍马屁。 Wu Yuting filled with fury, was said unexpectedly most probably disappeared by You Dongtian. 吴雨婷的满腔怒火,居然被游东天说得消了大半。 „Said, is the Nan Zhengqian mistake?” “这么说,都是南正乾的错？” „Although indeed is such matter! However...... cough cough, cannot calculate completely how to say me again as Right Path Heavenly King, wants responsible, I cannot fling the pot completely to him...... fellow officer friendship always some...... say again, Nan Zhengqian no doubt has the mistake, but he, simpleminded four limbs developed...... its stupid like pig, its stupid such as the bear...... the aunt you must blame to blame me, regardless of hits me to scold me, that is the elder teaches the junior......” “虽然的确是这么回事！但是……咳咳,也不能完全这么算,再怎么说我身为右路天王,也要有责任,我怎么也不能把锅全部甩给他啊……同袍情谊总是有的……再说了,南正乾固然有错,但是他这人吧,头脑简单四肢发达……其蠢如猪,其笨如熊……婶婶你要怪就怪我吧,无论打我骂我,那都是长辈教训小辈……” Zuo Changlu in rolls the eyes at the same time crazily. 左长路在一边狂翻白眼。 Hasn't your been able to fling the pot to him? 你这还不能甩锅给他？ You had pretended non-involvement your oneself completely, moreover already Nan Zhengqian thorough pounding really charge! 你已经完完全全将你自己撇清了,而且已经将南正乾彻彻底底的砸实了罪名！ Is unjustly discredited completely, has transferred the head of Nan Zhengqian! 全部黑锅,都已经挪移到了南正乾的头上！ Thanks to you said is loyal! 亏你说的这么讲义气！ How I remember that this matter, is the initiator your boy? 我怎么记得这件事,发起人是你小子呢？ Others Nan Zhengqian again and again blocks you to come, is you acts willfully, insists the original intention, self-confident, the determination will not present any careless mistake, but also has struck one's chest, said that any strength takes all consequences! 人家南正乾几次三番的拦着你来着,是你一意孤行,坚持初衷,自信满满,自觉不会出现任何纰漏,还拍过胸脯,说什么一力承担所有后果！ Now actually source of trouble lead to the east so, confusing one for the other, is small by the retail...... 现在却又这般的祸水东引,张冠李戴,以小卖小…… He ~ ~ tui! He~~tui！ exit|to speak that thanks to you said! 亏你说的出口！ The father cannot listen simply! 老子简直听不下去！ ............ ………… 【This chapter title has a second line, who gives right? Is writing third, a while.】 【本章标题有一个下联,谁给对对？正在写第三更,一会儿更。】