UPOH :: Volume #2

#257: Told you a good news 【First! Asked the monthly ticket!】


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Ended! 完了! Sees these words, powerful solemn Department Head Nan, a face turned into the yellow directly, the finger changed to the typing of afterimage: Sister-in-law, the sister-in-law hello, the sister-in-law felt relieved, Little Unnecessary is all right! I guaranteed!” 一看到这句话,位高权重的堂堂南部长,一张脸直接变成了黄色,手指化作了残影的打字:“嫂子,嫂子您好,嫂子放心,小多余没事儿!我保证!” Ding-dong. 叮咚。 The second returns: Made you not report the news, was blind?” 秒回:“都让你别发消息了,眼瞎了?” Department Head Nan looks at this information, good long time not to dare to move again. 南部长看着这条信息,好半晌没敢再动弹。 Maintains the rickets the body to grasp movement enough another minute of cell phone, only feels the breathing rapidly, jumping that the temples jump, expression was lax. 保持着佝偻着身子手持手机的动作足足又一分钟,只感觉呼吸急促,太阳穴蹦蹦的跳,眼神都涣散了。 If after is one minute, the whole person lost balanced, plop sat the ground, the cold sweat whish braved. 如是一分钟后,整个人失去了平衡,扑通一屁股坐到了地上,冷汗哗的一声冒出来。 Ground instantaneously wet a piece. 地上瞬间就湿了一片。 That impression, seemed like Department Head Nan to urinate same...... 那观感,就好像是南部长尿了一样…… Died, this time died......” Department Head Nan to mutter, both eyes delay. “死了死了死了,这次死定了……”南部长喃喃自语,两眼呆滞。 Sends the news notice father, but actually informs mother. 发个消息通知爸爸,但却是通知到了妈妈。 This result, making Department Head Nan have the impulsion that one type wants dead. 这种结果,让南部长有一种想死的冲动。 He understands compared with anyone, this news, if sends to Zuo Changlu, perhaps can also some rooms for manoeuvre, but was seen by Wu Yuting directly in the eye, actually compared with sending to Zuo Changlu bad 10,000 times. 他可是比谁都明白,这条消息,若是发到左长路手里,或许还能有些回旋余地,但是直接被吴雨婷看到了眼内,却要比发到左长路手里糟糕一万倍。 Again anger more terrifying matter that among the world, has not compared a mother! 天下间,再也没有比一个母亲的愤怒更恐怖的事情了! Does not close my matter...... this really not to close my matter......” “不关我的事啊……这真不关我的事儿啊……” Department Head Nan asked speechless heaven looks at the ceiling: You Dongtian this damn, father, even if dies, must draw your pad back......” 南部长无语问苍天的看着天花板:“游东天这狗日的,老子就算死,也要拉你丫的垫背……” ...... …… Sir Right Path Heavenly King this still natural contented is curling upwards one leg on the other, grabs the cell phone, is not sipping the tea. 右路天王大人这会犹自潇洒自得的翘着二郎腿,抓着手机,有一口没一口的抿着茶水。 Looks news that reports, in the heart full is satisfied. 看着汇报过来的消息,心中满是惬意。 This action, value! 这次行动,值啊! Really cannot think that Little Unnecessary went to Fenghai, but 2-3 fish so many big fish. 真想不到那个小多余一去了丰海,不过2-3就钓出来这么多的大鱼。 „The rank of this boy is really actually high, with me is the person of the same generation...... yeah, this luck, really has no way to compare. Others reincarnation technology is good.” “这小子的辈分倒是真高,跟我都是平辈……哎,这运气,真是没法比。人家投胎技术好啊。” Falls head over heels...... others to fight for the life laboriously, others direct this whole life simultaneous/uniform living.” “一个倒栽葱……别人都在辛苦打拼生活,人家直接这辈子齐活了。” To Yu, under the You Dongtian heart envies heartfeltly. 对于某人,游东天心下是由衷羡慕的。 At this time, the cell phone ding-dong made a sound. 这时,手机叮咚的响了一下。 You Dongtian one passes shortly, actually startled immediately, that is a news that Department Head Nan sends in: Told you a good news......” 游东天一眼看过去,却顿时就激灵了一下,那是南部长发来的一则消息:“告诉你一个好消息……” Good news? 好消息? Sir Right Path Heavenly King some doubt. 右路天王大人有些狐疑。 What good news can you have? Did the big fish catch? 你能有什么好消息?难道大鱼抓到了? Therefore full of enthusiasm reported a news in the past: What good news?” 于是兴致勃勃的发个消息过去:“什么好消息?” Ding-dong. 叮咚。 The Department Head Nan second returns: Boss Zuo has not known this matter......” 南部长秒回:“左老大还不知道这件事……” Right Path Heavenly King shows a smile, does not know. Therefore reply: Done good, I always know you to work, is credible, I felt relieved.” 右路天王露出一丝微笑,不知道好啊。于是回复:“做的不错,我向来知道你做事,是靠谱的,我放心。” Ding-dong. 叮咚。 The Department Head Nan second returns again: But the sister-in-law knew......” 南部长再次秒回:“但是嫂子知道了……” At this moment, Sir Right Path Heavenly King is compels ignorant. 这一刻,右路天王大人是懵逼的。 The first thought: Well? What sister-in-law? 第一个念头:咦?什么嫂子? The second thought: You special isn't Nan Zhengqian taking my advantage?! 第二个念头:你特么的南正乾不是在占我的便宜吧?! The third thought: The whole body is icy cold. 第三个念头:浑身冰凉。 The fourth thought: This surnamed Nan harmed the father! 第四个念头:这个姓南的把老子害了! He unexpectedly was direct the report to give the aunt, rather than to the Uncle Zuo report! 他居然直接汇报给了婶婶,而不是给左叔汇报! This is complete two matters is good! 这可是完完全全的两回事好吧! Leapt jumped from the chair, had almost not considered. A telephone hit: Real false?” 腾的一声就从椅子上跳了起来,几乎没考虑。一个电话就打了过去:“真的假的?” That side Department Head Nan some heart voices: Really.” 那边南部长有些心塞塞的声音:“真的。” My Cao! 我曹! The Heavenly King heart stopped, anxious sound said: The matter that we plot together...... you how??” 天王心脏停跳了一下,急声道:“咱俩合谋的这件事……你怎么??” Could not be justified. 说不下去了。 100,000 howl with sheep looks similar divine beast galloping at heart. 心里十万头跟羊长得差不多的神兽奔腾呼啸而过。 In telephone, Department Head Nan very tense sound: You little made false accusations, who plotted together with you? This matter I do not know the circumstances of the matter!” 电话里,南部长很紧张的声音:“你少血口喷人,谁跟你合谋了?这件事我根本不知情!” You Dongtian is black at present! 游东天眼前黑了一下! Suddenly impulsion that rises to kill people! 突然间升起来想杀人的冲动! You do not know the circumstances of the matter! You special how to have a face to say these words to come?! 你不知情!你特么的怎么有脸说出这句话来的?! However, from this words that pretends non-involvement the relations actually understood truly, was solid: This time, really ended! 但是,从这句撇清关系的话却真正的明白了,坐实了:这次,是真的完了! Your line!!” “你行!!” Right Path Heavenly King nods ruthlessly: surnamed Nan, you are waiting for me!!” 右路天王狠狠点头:“姓南的,你等着我的!!” Department Head Nan: „After I wait for you to be tidied up .” 南部长:“我等着你被收拾完之后的。” Sees these words, the tall and strong body shook immediately. 一看到这句话,魁梧的身子顿时晃悠了一下。 A blade that touches somebody's sore spot! 扎心的一刀! surnamed Nan, surnamed Nan! You are really my good brothers! You...... your you...... you are flamboyant! 姓南的,姓南的!你真是我的好兄弟!你……你你……你牛逼! However now is not the time getting angry. 但是现在不是发怒的时候。 What's the matter? You talk clearly.” “怎么回事?你说清楚。” That side, Department Head Nan from wanting to cry but have no tears: I do not know how the boss cell phone did fall to the sister-in-law hand in...... is the time of preventive house rent is caught up by us?......” 那边,南部长正自欲哭无泪:“我也不知道老大的手机怎么就落到嫂子手里了……难道是查私房钱的时间被我们赶上了?……” How the boss cell phone fell to the sister-in-law hand in...... the meaning of these words...... especially unexpectedly was you on own initiative?! 老大的手机怎么落到嫂子手里了……这句话的意思……特么的居然是你主动地?! In other words, did you sell me on own initiative? 也就是说,你主动把我卖了? You Dongtian is clenching teeth, suppresses the fire, a character character said: How did you say?” 游东天咬着牙,压住火,一字字道:“你怎么说的?” Department Head Nan also very hoodlum: Naturally is your Right Heavenly King acts willfully...... I to earnestly advise repeatedly......” 南部长也很光棍:“当然是你右天王一意孤行……我多次苦劝……” You Dongtian urgent matter same stood, shouted abuse: Nan Zhengqian, you special does! Not being able to kill my you are unwilling!” 游东天火烧屁股一样的站了起来,破口大骂:“南正乾,你特么的就作吧!害不死我你就不甘心是吧!” You Dongtian has the absolute assurance actually, Little Unnecessary definitely cannot die! 游东天倒是有绝对的把握,小多余是肯定死不了的! But this matter, reporting with does not report is actually entirely different two matters, the dual significance! 但这件事情,汇报与不汇报却是截然不同的两回事,两重意义! If said one afterward, anything has not happened in any case, again to little fellow some advantage, superficialness on the past. 如果事后说一句,反正啥事儿都没发生,再给小家伙一些好处,轻描淡写就过去了。 However, in the matter conducts, when Little Unnecessary is pacing back and forth among life and death now...... told others mothers suddenly: I used your son to make a bureau, fished many old demon...... 但是,在事情进行中,在小多余现在正在生死之间徘徊的时候……突然间告诉人家的母亲:我用您儿子做了个局,钓来了好多的老魔头啊…… Was not killed is light! 不被打死都是轻的! Even if they clearly know that this is necessary, even if they clearly know that this is the normal operation! 哪怕她们明知道这是有必要的,哪怕她们明知道这是正常操作! Even if...... 哪怕…… Even if 10,000 should again, cannot compare a mother's anger absolutely! 哪怕再有一万个应该,也断断比不上一个母亲的愤怒! The Department Head Nan sound conveys from the telephone: Having no way, you are tall, you can shoulder, I am not good, cannot shoulder...... everyone so many year of good brothers, most important is the mutual understanding, you understand my difficulty......” 南部长的声音从电话中传来:“没法,你个子高,你能扛得住,我不行,扛不住……大家这么多年好兄弟,最重要的就是互相理解,你理解一下我的难处……” You Dongtian wants to cry but have no tears. 游东天欲哭无泪。 I understand your difficulty, good, I understood. However who special an understanding my difficulty!? 我理解一下你的难处,好的,我理解。但是谁特么的理解一下我的难处!? You the pot toward my head buckle, you were all right, is I?! 你把锅往我头上一扣,你没事了,可是我呢?! You...... you...... hello/you good! Nan Zhengqian, hello/you good!” You Dongtian air/Qi unable to speak. “你……你……你好!南正乾,你好!”游东天气得说不出话来。 Department Head Nan coughs: Sir Heavenly King, I can do informs your , everyone is brothers, you do not need is too grateful I...... you to put best into it......” 南部长咳嗽一声:“天王大人,我能做的就是通知你一下,咳,大家都是兄弟,你也不用太感激我……你好自为之吧……” A word has not finished, has hung up the telephone. 一言未毕,已经挂断了电话。 Another side Sir Heavenly King whole person paralysis on sofa. 另一边的天王大人整个人瘫在了沙发上。 The father was sold! 老子被卖了! Was betrayed by own brothers is very thorough! 被自家兄弟出卖的很彻底! What to do? 怎么办? What now retaliates Nan Zhengqian, is secondary what...... is most essential, how to fling again this pot? 现在报复南正乾什么的,都是次要的……最关键的是,怎么将这个锅再甩出去? Is frowning to think, the discovery has not actually located to fling. 皱着眉头想了想,却发现没处甩了。 This special damn. 这特么操蛋的。 Dongfang Zhengyang? Ximen Lie? Beigong Hao? Wu Tiejiang? Are these people unqualified...... these people also to be able the director to result in Right Path Heavenly King? Cracks a joke? 东方正阳西门烈北宫豪吴铁江?这些人都不够格啊……这些人也能指挥得动右路天王?开玩笑呢? Eyeball crazy revolutions, father now where? 眼珠狂转,老爹现在在哪里? Can fling this pot to the father? 要不要把这口锅甩给老爹? But is seemingly unsafe. Flinging the pot the qualifications is enough to the father, but the original two people of doubles will turn into three people to hit crazily...... 但貌似不保险。甩锅给老爹资格足够,但是本来二人双打就会变成了三人狂打…… Otherwise asks the father to evade to seek asylum?...... 要不然去找老爹避避难?…… But is not quite seemingly safe, if were found, perhaps oneself will implicate the father together to take a beating...... 但貌似也不大保险,若是被找到,恐怕自己就会连累得老爹一起挨揍…… Un, takes a beating well with father all, perhaps the father will offer oneself, this is absolutely possible! Perhaps to is still three people hits finally crazily...... 嗯,跟老爹一切挨揍还是好的,没准老爹会把自己献出去,这是绝对可能的!没准到最后依然是三人狂打…… Un, how many years does their couple have to come back? 嗯,他们两口子还有几年才能回来? Yeah......” “哎……” How is this really the normal operation...... cannot understand me?” Sir Heavenly King is worried. “这真的是正常操作啊……怎么不能理解我呢?”天王大人苦恼至极。 From starts at this moment, in this world were many two mind nervous person. 从此刻开始,这世界上多了两个心神不安的人。 Must look at cell phone almost every several seconds a time. 几乎每隔几秒钟就要看一次手机。 Has the recent news to come? 有没有新消息过来? Haven't I heard the news that the cell phone prompts? 或者我没听到手机提示的消息? How to have the news to come? 怎么还没消息过来? After looking like unrequited loves same the person reported a vindicating news , and other echoes disturbed...... 就像是暗恋中的人发了一条表白消息之后在等回音一样的忐忑…… Does not have to be angry this thought to want unable to think. The possibility is equal to zero directly...... 难道没生气这个念头是想也不敢想的。可能性直接等于零…… Sir Right Path Heavenly King the mind is anxious, read unceasingly broken. 右路天王大人心神不安,不断地碎碎念。 In the past I was also once treated as the bait repeatedly......” “当年我也曾经多次被当做鱼饵啊……” In the past made the bait with me, you had said more than once must make the child grow in the wind and rain......” “当年用我做鱼饵,你们不止一次的说过要让孩子在风雨中成长啊……” Actually this is the normal operation, everyone understands, understood, has operated conventional operation......” “其实这是正常操作,大家都明白,都懂得,都操作过的常规操作……” My this also for the world common people, for common people welfare, for the continent safety......” “我这也是为了天下苍生,也是为了黎民福祉,也是为了大陆安危啊……” „Is this definitely should understandable......?” “这是完全应该可以理解的……吧?” But why I am quite nervous......” “可为什么我心里就是好慌呢……” Will not really have the matter...... I to guarantee that cannot have the matter.” “真的不会有事儿啊……我保证不会有事儿啊。” The telephone or the information had not come. 电话或者信息一直没有来。 More and more nervous...... calls to scold me one quickly good. 越来越慌……快打电话骂我一顿也行啊。 How to have the sound? 怎么就没动静呢? ...... …… Mountain pass. 山口。 Peak. 峰顶。 On a big tree. 一棵大树上。 Is thin, the white hair flutters, the old woman of whole face wrinkle, takes a continually sheath long sword single-handedly, closes eyes to sit. 一个身材削瘦,白发飘扬,满脸皱纹的老太太,一手拿着一柄连鞘长剑,闭目而坐。 She came no matter. 她不管谁来了。 Who came not to relate with her. 谁来了都和她没有关系。 Sits. 就这么坐着。 Has not covered up oneself, exposes under glare of the public eye. 始终也不曾遮掩自己,就这么暴露在众目睽睽之下。 Except for the Hidden Dragon High Martial person, few knows her, knows her status origin background. 只是,除了潜龙高武的人,几乎没有人认识她,知道她的身份来历背景。 The whole person seems like, looks like a statue. 整个人看上去,更像一尊雕像。 Grandma Shi. 石奶奶 Grandma Shi anything does not care now. 石奶奶现在什么都不在乎。 Managing you are what demon, managing you are what expert, what Spirit Controlling Profundity Return Flying...... is not in the heart entirely. 管你是什么魔头,管你是什么高手,什么御神归玄飞天……通通不在心中。 So long as Xiaoduo comes out, if cannot support, some people want to kill him...... 只要小多出来,如果支撑不住,有人想要杀他…… Who comes whom dead. 谁来谁死。 You do not die I dead! 你不死我死! Just like this! 如此而已! The white hair is dreary, the stature is skinny, ignores all, even ignores life and death! 白发萧然,身材枯瘦,漠视一切,甚至漠视生死 ominous name clear Yellow Springs Three Ghosts, from Grandma Shi side process, felt biting cold chill/yin cold. 不知怎地,就连凶名昭著的黄泉三鬼,在从石奶奶身边经过的时候,也感觉到了一股彻骨的阴寒。 A coldly aloneness. 一种冷冷的孤寂。 This lets also look this old woman not pleasing to the eyes three ghosts have not said one words, does not seem to see same crashed in Star Beast Forest. 这让本来还看这老太太不大顺眼的三鬼连话都没说一句,就好像没看到一样的冲进了星兽森林 Moreover is going of being soundless. 而且是蹑手蹑脚的进去的。 They did not know that this old woman, does not know that is. 他们不认识这个老太太,更不知道是谁。 However, such aura, three ghosts do not want to provoke. 但是,这样的气息,三鬼根本不想招惹。
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