UPOH :: Volume #2

#243: mission starts 【Before dawn (3 - 5 am)!】


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martial artist saw a beautiful woman spoke softly spoke with oneself, the bone was suddenly crisp. 武者看到一位美女轻声细语的跟自己说话,一时间骨头都酥了。 Also knows finally at present the person is also in cultivation the person, was talented, actually still from the say/way that the color narrowed the eyes: This beautiful woman, the spruce forest is very far . Moreover the road that you take is not right, you should from east gate set off, walk from here must circle the big long journey.” 总算还知道眼前人亦是修行中人,实力不俗,却仍自色眯眯的道:“这位美女,云杉林可是挺远的,而且你走的路不对,你应该从东门出发的,从这里走可是要绕大远路的。” Was saying referred to the direction, said: In that side.” 说着指了指方向,道:“在那边呢。” The beautiful women plundered the hair delicately, has fragrant wind that annoys the person daydream, smiles, reveals a dimple, charming and sultry saying: Yes...... yeah, since has gone astray, that made the best of a bad situation, about circled from here is also same can, un, but can also pick some toward the sun grass from here on the way, had gains and losses, trip has not been made in vain.” 美女柔柔弱弱的掠了掠头发,带起一股惹人遐思的香风,嫣然一笑,露出一个酒窝来,风情万种的说道:“是么……哎,不过既然已经走错了,那就将错就错好了,左右从这边绕过去也是一样能到的,嗯,还能从这边顺路采些向阳草,也是有得有失,不虚此行哟。” That, the beautiful woman you were careful.” “那,美女你一路小心了。” Many thanks the big brother informs, when I come back, certainly asked the big brother to drink wine.” “多谢大哥告知,等我回来,一定请大哥吃酒哦。” The beautiful women lavished praise, puts out the pass, martial artist with the different kind thoughts collected to look at the name of beautiful woman, a face was infatuated. 美女抛了个媚眼,拿出通行证,武者怀着别样心思的凑上去看了看美女的姓名,一脸陶醉。 Kong Piaoyun.” 孔飘云。” The beautiful women had left for a long time, that defends to close martial artist still to sigh: Good name good name. Really has the poetic sentiment...... this chest, this buttocks, this waist, this cheek, this skin, this big long leg, this hair...... this turns,...... yeah......” 美女已经离开了好久,那位守关武者还在感叹:“好名字啊好名字啊。真有诗意……这胸,这屁股,这腰,这脸蛋,这皮肤,这大长腿,这头发……这扭的,啧啧啧……哎……” Last sigh, is sighed obviously oneself has no opportunity. 最后一声叹息,显然是感叹自己没什么机会。 So-called please drink wine and so on, no matter what who knows that is pleasantries, really took seriously you to lose! 所谓请吃酒云云,任谁也知道就是一句客套话,真个当真你就输了! ...... …… In the wilderness, this beautiful woman to/clashes 400 li (0.5 km) speedily, meanwhile has placed oneself in a Luanshishan, looked for a hole to worm one's way into a hurry, seemed like the urgency of urination...... 荒原之中,这位美女一溜烟的冲出去四百里,此际已然置身到了一片乱石山中,匆匆找了个洞就钻了进去,似乎是尿急了…… After going , the beautiful woman sighed spookily. 进去之后,那美女幽幽地叹了口气。 Fog grass! Turns the buttocks to turn the father backache, being the man is not easy, being the woman is more difficult...... is only this day day turns the buttocks, strain of lumbar muscles......” “雾草!扭屁股扭得老子腰疼,做男人不容易,做女人更难啊……只是这天天扭屁股,就得腰肌劳损……” Said that puts out a hand, such as cloud Xiufa had clutched one, reveals shiny bald. 说罢一伸手,已然将一头如云秀发揪了下来,露出一个铮亮的光头。 Waves repeatedly, thorough true origin strength sending out, completely draws in all fragrance that the body overflows in the same place, then the clothes, all buried in underground, until taking off/escaping stark naked, this changed the clothes in addition. 一再挥手,绵绵密密的真元力散发,将身上流溢的所有香气尽都收拢在一起,然后连带衣服,全都埋在了地下,直到脱得赤条条的,这才另换衣服。 Before grasping , the stopper in the chest front two ultra number big steamed bun, opened mouth came one. 抓起来之前塞在胸前的两个超号的大馒头,张嘴就来了一口。 Fog grass, perfume, had no way to eat, too wasted, the must know dishes, yeah, have to throw......” “雾草,一股香水味,没法吃了,太浪费了,须知盘中餐,哎,只好扔了……” Immediately also burying in underground. 随即也将之埋在了地下。 Dresses completely, treads Zuo Xiaoduo of star beast skin specially-made leather boots fully, immediately restored the abundant god such as the jade handsome like a jade tree dashing Class Leader Zuo image, but most eye-catching was still that bright bright bald. 重新穿戴完整,足蹬星兽皮特制的皮靴的左小多,顿时就恢复成了丰神如玉玉树临风风流潇洒的左班长形象,不过最拉风的仍旧是那烁亮的光头。 Zuo Xiaoduo thinks, grasps 17-18 wigs from space ring conveniently, finally elected 37, the careful lid on the scalp, managed the principle with the hand, put out a small mirror to illuminate the photo. 左小多想了想,随手从空间戒指里抓出来17-18顶假发,最终选了个三七分,小心的盖在头皮上,用手理了理,拿出一面小镜子照了照。 I do not look at attractiveness, I told fortunes by physiognomy, aiya my grass, was really graceful!” “我不是看颜值,我是看相,哎呀我草,真帅啊!” But immediately is somewhat gloomy. 但随即就是有些阴沉。 On face, dark cloud furred ceiling. 脸上,乌云罩顶。 Has the cover of big chest!” In Zuo Xiaoduo mouth: But, seems like, the appearance of being shocking but not dangerous, perhaps, turns bad luck into good disaster becoming fortune, falls falls the cliff to obtain anything, Embryonic Breathing suppresses 300 promotion not to stop, Pill Origin suppresses 300 promotion not to stop......” “有大胸之罩啊!”左小多口中啧啧:“不过,看起来,有惊无险的样子,说不定,逢凶化吉遇难成祥,摔落悬崖得到点啥,一路胎息压制三百次升级还不得止,丹元压制三百次升级也不得止……” Puts out the cell phone, starting. 拿出手机,开机。 Immediately, ding ding-dong spreads a series of news. 顿时,叮叮咚的传来一连串消息。 From top to bottom , in descending order , are. 从上到下,依次是。 Gao Qiao'er: Be careful! 高巧儿:小心! Wu Qing: Be careful. 吴擎:小心。 Gao Zhiyun: Be careful. 高志云:小心。 Master Wife Gao: Do not go out! 高师母:不要出去! Wu Yi: Be careful. 吴毅:小心。 The Zuo Xiaoduo vision looks at fixedly. 左小多目光凝注。 Some so many people reminded me...... look like, the news that I went out, affected the will of the people. 有这么多人提醒我……看来,我出去的消息,就这么牵动人心啊。 Simultaneously the heart has endless emotion, but also is somewhat puzzled. 同时心头感慨不已,还有些纠结。 Besides Vice Principal Gao and Master Wife Gao, others...... really might as well did not remind me, you made me very uncomfortable like this...... 除了高副校长高师母之外,其他人……真的还不如不提醒我啊,你们这样让我很难受…… Said among rivers and lakes, most difficult processing is this type: Has a grudge with this clan, has the friendship with this clan somebody . Moreover, others have also helped oneself...... 说起来江湖间,最难处理的就是这种:与这家族有仇,却与这家族某个人有交情,而且,人家还帮过自己…… This uncomfortable. 这就难受的很了。 How might as well does direct everyone clarify the carriages and horses hostilely...... the present to do? 还不如直接大家摆明车马敌对……现在可怎么搞? Zuo Xiaoduo is somewhat disconsolate. 左小多有些惆怅。 Then looks downward. 接着往下看。 Niannian Cat: does Doggyda, why pinch? 念念猫:狗哒,干啥捏? Niannian Cat: Doggyda Doggyda Doggyda! 念念猫:狗哒狗哒狗哒 On mother: Doggyda? Thought mother? 母上:狗哒?想妈了没? Imperial Father: Meets me to draw a group, tries the new function. If really busily do not reply, remembers that the establishment mute might as well. Remembers, is not the absolute safety time, the cell phone must place in space ring, the commonplace do not take. 父皇:一会我拉个群,试试新功能。如果实在忙就不要回复,记得设置静音无妨。记得,不是绝对安全的时候,手机一定要放在空间戒指里,等闲不要拿出来。 Imperial Father invited you to join group chat. 父皇邀请你加入群聊 The confirmation joins. 确认加入。 On mother: Doggyda! Little Unnecessary! Did you go out to release for flight freely? After the old lady made 45 phone calls, doesn't have the sound again? Can you fly? Can ascend the sky? 母上:狗哒小多余!你出去就自由放飞了是吧?给老娘打了四五个电话之后就再也没动静了?你这是要飞么?要上天吗? Imperial Father: Called 45 you? When?? 父皇:给你打了四五个?啥时候?? On mother: On the side of you! 母上:你一边去! Imperial Father: Doggyda, we altogether made a telephone, unexpectedly do I hit to you? Really has your! Imperial Father remembered! 父皇:狗哒,咱俩一共就通了一次电话,居然还是我打给你的?真有你的!父皇记下了! Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Hehehe...... 乖巧听话小多多:嘿嘿嘿…… On mother: Hehe what? Where is at? 母上:嘿嘿啥?在哪呢? Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Immediately must attend class, puts in order on the road in classroom. 27 meters 31 centimeters ten millimeters arrived at the classroom. 乖巧听话小多多:马上就要上课了,整在去教室的路上。还有二十七米三十一公分十毫米到教室了。 On mother:...... 母上:…… Imperial Father:...... 父皇:…… On mother: Attends class. Is all right to have a look at the group. 母上:上课去吧。没事儿看看群。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Good , mother, is good to think you, ba, I must kiss to hug to lift high...... 乖巧听话小多多:好哒,妈,好想你哦,吧唧吧唧,我要亲亲抱抱举高高…… Imperial Father: Showing the whites of the eyes expression. 父皇:翻白眼表情。 On mother: Next time will come back to give you to make the fragrant-flowered garlic starch noodles stuffed dumpling. 母上:下次回来给你做韭菜粉条儿饺子。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: Drooling with envy expression. 乖巧听话小多多:垂涎欲滴表情。 On mother: Attends class. 母上:上课去吧。 Lovable Obedient Little Duoduo: The son feudal official asks to be excused, Royal Mother Imperial Father is propitious. 乖巧听话小多多:儿臣告退,父皇母后吉祥。 Imperial Father: Go away! 父皇:滚! The closure chat group, establishes the mute, received the cell phone the ring, Zuo Xiaoduo is even more energetic. 关闭聊天群,设置静音,将手机重新收入戒指之中,左小多愈发的精神百倍起来。 Before the action, can chat a while with the parents, Zuo Xiaoduo only felt a oneself at heart happiness, a tranquility. 在行动之前,能够和爸妈聊了一会儿,左小多只感觉自己心里一片幸福,一片平静。 Is, feared death! 还有就是,更加的怕死了! I must live, long-time going on living, all clutches that group of scoundrels. 我要活着,长久的活下去,将那帮混账全都揪出来。 I must look for the medicine, found innumerable heavenly materials and earthly treasures, then, becomes the continent richest family! 我还要找药,找到无数的天材地宝,然后,成为大陆首富! When I made money , after becoming the first under heaven expert, I the magnanimous wealth, the wealth of astronomical figures save toward the bank, daily earns a living by the big interest! 等我赚够钱了,也成为了天下第一高手之后,我就把海量的财富,天文数字的钱财往银行一存,天天靠大笔的利息过活! Then daily and Niannian Cat fights on the bed! 然后天天和念念猫在床上打架! Lost, gives her 1 million. 打输了,给她一百万。 Won, does not give! 打赢了,不给! Hehe...... 嘿嘿嘿嘿…… I should win daily, ha haha...... white play! 那我应该天天赢,哇哈哈哈……白玩! Zuo Xiaoduo thinks, unconsciously dreadful smiled. 左小多想着想着,不觉猥琐的笑了起来。 Otherwise changes, loses, takes off clothes...... as the matter stands, the victory and loss is good, is my small advantage...... ha haha the belch......” “要不然改成,输一场,就脱一件衣服……这样一来,输赢都行,都是我的便宜……哈哈哈嗝……” Is narrowing the eye, is thinking this scene, Zuo Xiaoduo felt oneself Burning Sun True Scripture erupted suddenly, and one on heat all centralized in pants crotch position...... 眯着眼睛,想着这一个场景,左小多感觉自己炎阳真经突然爆发了,并且将一应热量全都集中在裤裆位置了…… „After this time goes back, tries to try on the steel plate, heard that cultivator that any is by far the average man, my only feared that must win two to plan three to plan, it is estimated that puts on the steel plate is also and other other people's business!” “这次回去之后就试试穿钢板,听说修者的那啥远胜常人,我这个只怕还要更胜两筹三筹,估计穿钢板也是等闲事!” Can separate the spatial dialogue with the parents, under Zuo Xiaoduo natural heart magnificent, but is also regrettable. 能够与老爸老妈隔空对话,左小多自然心下蔚然,但也不无遗憾。 What a pity group chat time, Niannian Cat has not come out to speak, it seems like it is very busy, only found time to give oneself to report a news to receive the cell phone? 可惜群聊的时候,念念猫没出来说话,看来是挺忙的,就只抽空给自己发了个消息就将手机收起来了吧? As one generation of experts, most loves the to rub cat ; Traveles across the long and trying journey, no matter what his wind and rain is deep and clear ; Palm two sledgehammers, Spirit Cat ; Natural strolling wilderness, looks spirit medicine spirit grass ; When my achievement paramount, contracts the bank......” “身为一代高手,平生最爱撸猫;踏遍千山万水,任他风雨潇潇;手掌两把大锤,还有一把灵猫;潇洒漫步荒原,去找灵药灵草;待我成就至高,就把银行承包……” Zuo Xiaoduo is talking over the oneself great ideal, sneaked in the jungle speedily, started the travel of first mission. 左小多念叨着自己的伟大理想,一溜烟的钻进了密林,开始了第一次的任务之旅。 The meteorite of space, still seemed the meteor to fall generally, does not have the beginning not to rest, pounds the trim land, the mist and dust fills the air. 天上的陨石,仍旧好似流星一般落下,无始无休,砸得整片大地,烟尘弥漫。 But north ironwood forest that Zuo Xiaoduo nowadays places oneself, is textually solid, although is slow-growing, but the vitality is actually specially tenacious. It is not the specially big meteorite, pounds radically not but actually, pounds unceasingly. 左小多现今置身的北面铁木林,质地坚硬,虽然生长缓慢,但生命力却是特别顽强。不是特别大的陨石,根本就砸不倒,砸不断。 A more special matter, in this grove also grows has the miracle general not by the big stone has pounded the straight ironwood! 更特别的事,这林子里还生长有奇迹一般的从没有被大石头砸过的笔直铁木! Said as the tree since birth, this was the treatment of child of heaven's destiny. 作为树生来说,这就是天运之子的待遇了。 North.” “北面。” Ironwood forest.” “铁木林。” Big probability has Yang Return Grass to exist, but is the growth in underground, searches byssus horse Ji rarely!” “大概率有还阳草存在,只不过是生长在地下,难得寻觅到足丝马迹!” Zuo Xiaoduo strolls in the ironwood forest, according to Li Chenglong said that careful searches for on the ground, hopes that can find some traces. 左小多漫步在铁木林之中,按照李成龙所说,细细的在地上搜寻,期许能够找到些许痕迹。 Whiz!” “嗖!” Zuo Xiaoduo turns around, two fingers pressed firmly between the fingers a colorful snake, this snake Sanjiaotou, looks is very disgusting, the snake letter/believes is very long, even if were pressed firmly between the fingers seven cuns (2.5 cm), still brushed spits three chi (0.33 m) long snake letter/believes all of a sudden, sends out the stench, in the snake letter/believes also has the one after another sharp thorn, punctures without consulting anybody toward the arm of Zuo Xiaoduo on! 左小多一转身,两根手指捏住了一条五彩斑斓的蛇,这条蛇三角头,长得很是恶心,蛇信很长,纵使被捏住了七寸,仍旧刷的一下子吐出来三尺多长的蛇信,散发着腥臭,蛇信上还有一个个尖刺,径自往左小多的胳膊上刺过来! Obviously counter-attacks on the point of death, if Zuo Xiaoduo dodges, and even abandons it by far, it also got out of trouble. 显然是临危反扑,如果左小多闪避,乃至将它远远抛开的话,它也就脱困了。 Fierce of end! 端的凶恶! Unexpectedly wants to nip me!” “居然想要咬我!” Zuo Xiaoduo is angry, the intention moving place, Burning Sun Divine Art lives suddenly, the whole person instant changed to a heat human form iron slab. 左小多大怒,心念动处,炎阳神功陡然而生,整个人瞬时化作了一块烧红的人形铁块。 Squeak ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ “吱~~~~~~” That three chi (0.33 m) snake letter/believes like circling column general entangling the arm of Zuo Xiaoduo, did not have to have the follow-up movement with enough time again, as incites a sound, the smog leaps. 那三尺蛇信有如绕柱一般的缠上左小多的胳膊,还没来得及再有后续动作,随着滋滋一声响,烟雾腾起。 Was known as Rainbow Snake that can never cry out sends out a sad and shrill pitiful yell, the snake letter/believes sharply sharply loosens, but has the considerable part to stick on the Zuo Xiaoduo arm, in the entire snake letter/believes, proliferates the huge burn blister! 号称从来不会叫唤的彩虹蛇发出一声凄厉惨叫,蛇信急急松开,但已经有相当部分粘在了左小多胳膊上,整条蛇信上,遍布巨大的燎泡! A snake letter/believes is also swollen, the range estimate is unexpectedly thicker than the snake body, drags outside, could not receive again. 一条蛇信更是随之肿了起来,目测居然比蛇身还粗,就这么拖在外面,再也收不回去了。 Rainbow Snake was also almost burnt the tears to flow, what monster this is!? 彩虹蛇被烫得眼泪也几乎流出来了,这是一个什么怪物啊!? Comes a prey to bite one with great difficulty, result bites, the snake head almost entire was ripe, blister bell results is hanging, a blister is bigger than the snake head, but on three chi (0.33 m) tongue, such blister has more than 40! 好不容易来个猎物想要去咬一口,结果一口咬上去,蛇头就差点全熟了,水泡铃铛似得挂着,一个水泡就比蛇头还大些,而三尺长的舌头上,这样的水泡足足有四十多个! It seems like one grapes suddenly general...... 乍然看上去就像一串葡萄一般…… Zuo Xiaoduo waves the arms about, throws Rainbow Snake on the ground: Today shows mercy, gives your way out.” 左小多一甩手,将彩虹蛇扔在地上:“今日大发慈悲,放你一条生路。” Running away that snake cannot choose the exact way because of flurry. 那条蛇慌不择路的逃走。 Four chi (0.33 m) long body, is dragging three chi (0.33 m) long tongue ; Goes out of several meters burn blister to be towed broken one, therefore curling up of entire snake body convulsion a while, hurts sways back and forth. 四尺多长的身子,拖着三尺多长的舌头;才走出几米燎泡就被拖破一个,于是整条蛇身就此痉挛的蜷曲一阵子,疼得直打滚。 Still walked several meters again, rubbed through one, walked several meters again...... 仍旧是再走几米,又磨破一个,再走几米…… Altogether walks dozens meters, has turned the belly to lie down on the ground was motionless, is only the convulsion, the convulsion a while, thorough was motionless. 一共才走出去几十米,已经翻着肚皮躺在地上不动了,只是痉挛,痉挛了一会儿,彻底不动了。 In the thick patch of grass, transmits the sound of rustling sound. 草丛中,传来悉悉索索的一阵响动。 Actually is all Rainbow Snake, the escape of rushing to be first! 却是所有的彩虹蛇,争先恐后的逃命!
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