UPOH :: Volume #2

#219: Zuo Xiaoduo turns over


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Several female students are curl the lip to roll the eyes. 几个女生都是撇嘴翻白眼。 This trial, how Zuo Xiaoduo this fellow seems like enjoys the beauties of nature...... 这次试炼,左小多这家伙怎么就好像是来游山玩水的…… Considers only acting cool to play cool, how unexpectedly without seeing him to work. 只顾着装逼耍酷,居然没看到他是怎么干活。 They do not certainly know, in the place that they cannot see, Great Master Zuo the Dragon Blood Throwing Knife brace has spat...... 她们当然不知道,在她们看不到的地方,左大师已经将龙血飞刀撑吐了…… After Zuo Xiaoduo installs this time to compel, the figure seems the lightning general charging into front, the place visited, innumerable star beast start the automatic aware jump his space ring...... 左小多装完这次逼之后,身形好似闪电一般的冲向前方,所过之处,无数星兽开始自动自觉的跳跃进他的空间戒指…… Place visited, infertile, day height nine chi (0.33 m)! 所过之处,寸草不生,天高九尺! From time to time unexpectedly also calls out, soars to jump, with the most graceful posture, the meteor that will fall together kicks to explode! 时而居然还一声暴喝,腾空跃起,用最帅的姿势,将一块落下来的流星一脚踢爆! „, Was too graceful!” “哇,太帅了!” third class fourth class several female students saw with own eyes this scene, the eye look straight. 三班四班几位女生眼见这一幕,眼睛都看直了。 Worthily is the grade seat of honor! 不愧是年级首席啊! Really is really natural...... is dying, was dying aaahh...... 真真是潇洒的……要死了,要死了啊啊啊…… Zuo Xiaoduo is complacent. 左小多洋洋得意。 I do not pick up the little girl. 我不泡妞。 However this type was surrounded the feeling of calling out in alarm, is quite crisp. 但是这种被围观惊呼的感觉,好爽啊。 Immediately assumes an extremely natural posture again, from the sky carries to sink to carry to float, clothes sleeve Piaopiao/floating,...... wants to read poems immediately. 顿时再次摆出来一个极为潇洒的姿势,在空中载沉载浮,衣袂飘飘,顿时……又想要吟诗一首。 At this moment, in the air also one group of Raging Fire meteors have the blazing tail flame to fall, the Zuo Xiaoduo body from the sky drifts, natural to the extreme turns around...... 就在这时,空中又有一团烈火流星带着炽热的尾焰落下来,左小多身子在空中飘浮,潇洒到了极点的转身…… The foot of passing clouds and flowing water, has the starlight effect that Starry Sky Step has, brilliant incomparable kicking out. 行云流水的一脚,带着星空步带起的星光效果,绚烂无比的踢了出去。 Tall and pleasing to the eye one time acts! 美轮美奂的一次出手! Simply is acting cool of epic level! 简直是史诗级的装逼 „......” Several female students had not screamed with enough time. “……”几个女生还未来得及尖叫。 On hearing „...... the exercise the exercise......” such sound, was full of the pinnacle pain. 就听见“嗷……操操操操……”这样的声音,充满了极致的痛苦。 But sees that meteor natural by Zuo Xiaoduo kicks, the flame no doubt disperses on the foot, but meteor main body has not actually disrupted, according to the original path, pounding fell...... 但见那块流星被左小多潇洒的一脚踢中,火焰固然应脚而散,可是流星主体却并没有碎裂,依照原本的轨迹,生生的砸落了下来…… Then, responsible Zuo Xiaoduo, a moment ago also natural to extreme Great Master Zuo, is covering the right calf of oneself, in ground jumping, the whole face twists, is to the utmost fierce. 然后,首当其冲的左小多,刚才还潇洒到了极点的左大师,捂着自己的右小腿,在地上一个劲的蹦,满脸扭曲,极尽狰狞。 Loving...... me forced a day...... this is what stone...... lies a trough to love me......” “疼疼疼……我勒个日……这是什么石头……卧了个槽疼死我了……” Originally natural such as in deity the stance of person, in an instant became the alone foot ghost, holds the foot to raise a day of noisy wail, the scene does not endure sudden to see immediately. 原本潇洒如神仙中人的架势,刹那间变成了独脚鬼,抱着脚扬天长嚎,场面登时不忍猝睹。 Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” Laughing that Xiang Bing and Zhen Piaopiao cannot bear, in heart pleased to the extreme. 项冰甄飘飘忍不住的哈哈大笑,心中快意到了极点。 This goods acting cool turns over finally! 这货装逼终于翻车啦! Hahahaha...... really exciting, is worth drinking a large cup of wine as a penalty for losing in a finger-guessing game! 哈哈哈哈……真真的大快人心,值得浮一大白! In addition two female hearts are greatly smooth not mince matter is laughing, hurries to run far. 两女心胸大畅外加毫不掩饰的大笑着,赶紧跑远。 This goods are petty, completely does not understand to show tender affection, this just when becoming angry out of shame during, hurrying to leave is proper! 这货心胸狭窄,全然不懂得怜香惜玉,这会正值恼羞成怒的当口,赶紧走人是正经! Today this, can publicize more than half a year outward! 今天这一出,可以对外宣扬大半年了! Good good! 不错不错! Good after long time,...... 好半晌之后…… Zuo Xiaoduo hissing the sorption cold air, rips open the oneself bottom of pants leg confirmation injury, discovered that the small leg bone had broken unexpectedly, moreover trace of ignition. 左小多“嘶嘶”的吸着凉气,撕开自己的裤脚确认伤势,发现小腿骨竟然已经断了,而且还有一片灼烧的痕迹。 I scratch, possibly so to be how hard.” “我擦,怎么可能这么硬。” The clothing/taking that Zuo Xiaoduo hurries lived spirit water, oneself the bone homing of dislocation, is full suddenly a cold sweat, but also wants divided spirit to pay attention do not have meteor together to fall again, making oneself second bloom. 左小多赶紧的服下了生灵水,自己将已经错位的骨头归位,一时间满头冷汗,还要分神留意不要再有一块陨星掉落下来,让自己梅开二度。 Paternal grandmother drops...... the person unable therefore , acting cool, acting cool must be struck by lightning!” “奶奶滴……所以说,人不能装逼,装逼必被雷劈!” Zuo Xiaoduo is talking over: Person happy does not have the good deed, the dog happy must have the disaster...... especially, really is really the axiom. My this did not have the disaster...... bah bah, without good deed.” 左小多念叨着:“人欢无好事,狗欢必有灾……特么的的,真真是至理名言啊。我这不就有灾了……呸呸呸,没好事了么。” Felt that the ache reduces slightly, the Zuo Xiaoduo single leg jumps is looking for that stone. 感觉疼痛稍稍减轻,左小多单腿蹦着去找那块石头。 I must have a look, what gadget this special is? 我得看看,这特么到底是个什么玩意儿? This meteor except for hard, how scalding hot hence, can scald the father unexpectedly?! 这陨星除了硬,怎地灼热至此,竟然能烫伤老子?! Was simply strange! 简直是怪了! Since Zuo Xiaoduo cultivation Burning Sun Divine Art has had, attacks to fire attribute, and even Raging Fire does not evade basically, although regarding is not ten thousand fires does not invade, but the resistance is also absolute great. 左小多修炼炎阳神功有成以来,对火属性攻击,乃至烈火基本不怎么避忌,虽然不至于说是万火不侵,但抗性也是绝对的没得说。 Ordinary flame, at all impossible wound to him. 普通的火焰,根本不可能伤到他。 But that meteor is much stronger besides the impact effort, the high temperature of its embodiment, makes Zuo Xiaoduo be flabbergasted. 而那块陨星除了冲击力度强得出奇之外,其内蕴之高温,也让左小多咋舌不已。 Unexpectedly can injure to oneself! 居然能伤到自己 This was not the general high temperature! 这可不是一般的高温了! By the Zuo Xiaoduo estimate, if changes into other class people, upfront hard anti- a moment ago that meteor, frequently may kill! 左小多估量,如果换成班级其他人,正面硬抗刚才那块陨星,动辄就有可能出人命! Relied on the strength of Zuo Xiaoduo present stage, this determination, is not too overdone! 左小多现阶段的实力,这个判定,不算太过火! In the big hole of other end, sees only presents the fiery-red big stone together all over the body, from static lying down in pit bottom, most deep buried under. 彼端的一个大坑中,只见一块通体呈现火红色的大石头,正自静静的躺在坑底,其中大半深埋地下。 Has pounded. 已经砸了进去。 But its entire photostar still exhibited the situation of roaring flame flaming combustion, making the ambient temperature scalding hot exceptionally, even the soil, is burning. Only is this heat degree, perhaps generally the student must be burnt! 但其整个星体仍旧呈现烈焰熊熊燃烧的态势,令到周围温度灼热异常,连泥土,都在燃烧。光是这热度,一般学员恐怕就要被灼伤了! Zuo Xiaoduo transports/fortunes Burning Sun True Scripture, the merit number of lines week, this counter-balanced the heat degree, near arriving pit step by step. 左小多运起炎阳真经,功行数周,这才抵消了热度,一步步的走到坑边。 Has a look at surrounding no one, Zuo Xiaoduo transports/fortunes its limit cultivation base, wanted the big big stone to grasp compared with the watermelon from the pit that. 看看周围没人,左小多运起本身极限修为,一把将那块比西瓜还要大的大石头从坑中抓了上来。 ...... 滋滋滋…… Zuo Xiaoduo covered entirely the palm of Burning Sun True Scripture, endures to contend with the palm of extremely high high temperature self-confidently fully, unexpectedly sends out is baked the pig's feet the sound. 左小多布满了炎阳真经的手掌,自信足堪抗衡极高高温的手掌,居然发出被烘烤猪蹄的声响。 Singed the burnt fragrance to greet the nostrils to come, unable to bear pull out sniffing. 一股燎焦的香味扑鼻而来,忍不住抽了抽鼻子。 Good fragrance! 好香啊! Immediately blurts to call out pitifully to make noise: My grass special...... good pain!” 随即脱口惨叫出声:“我草特么……好痛!” Bang throws on the ground all of a sudden. 砰的一下子扔在地上。 Great Master Zuo handful of begins to make an effort to fling to make an effort to fling, suddenly remembers in the oneself dream had seen a joke. 左大师捧着手使劲甩使劲甩,蓦然想起了自己梦里看到过的一个笑话。 Said that is a person walks on the road, the abdominal pain, wants the big solution suddenly, been able to bear that has a look at about no one, the roadside is the sweet potato place, therefore leapt up, starts to work. 说是一个人走在路上,突然间腹痛,想要大解,忍不住的那种,看看左右无人,路边全是红薯地,于是就蹿了进去,开始干活。 After finishing up, finally was comfortable, actually discovered that oneself has not brought the paper. 完事后,终于舒坦了,却发现自己没带纸。 But the buttocks must scratch, unavoidablily grasped a clump to clean up from the ground, without thinking the earth clump was too loose, made an effort to disperse, then scratched a oneself that anything, was disgusting, subconscious waved the arms about ruthlessly, finally the finger flung on a stone, hurt the heartrending piercingly...... 可是屁股总得擦啊,不得已从地上抓了个坷垃擦屁股,没想到到手的土坷垃太松,一用力就散了,然后就是擦了自己一手那啥,恶心得很,下意识的狠狠一甩手,结果手指头甩到了一块石头上,疼得钻心刺骨…… Now thinks, the movement and oneself that waves the arms about...... seemingly resemble now very much! 现在想想,那甩手的动作与自己现在……貌似很是相像啊! On the side of Zuo Xiaoduo the leg hurts, the hand hurts, while in heart funny, unexpectedly oneself tittered smiled for quite a while. 左小多一边腿疼,一边手疼,一边心中好笑,居然自己噗嗤噗嗤的笑了半天。 Paralysis, I may really be inexpensive goods...... oneself sore like mad unexpectedly can also enable oneself also to smile to a oneself lecture of joke quite a while......” “麻痹的,我可真是个贱货……自己疼的要死要活的居然还能给自己讲笑话让自己也能笑半天……” Inexpensive goods!” “贱货!” Zuo Xiaoduo despised oneself several, then concentrates on the vision to that group of scalding hot stones in again. 左小多鄙夷了自己几句,然后再度将目光投注到那一团灼热的石头上。 The Zuo Xiaoduo eye braves none, this absolutely is the good thing. 左小多眼冒精光,这绝对是好东西。 Hand of oneself, even if puts in the stove leisure comes out with the carbon of heat, is not the issue, let alone also transported fully Burning Sun True Scripture! 自己的手,就算是伸进火炉子里面慢条斯理的拿块烧红的碳出来,也不是问题,更别说还运足了炎阳真经 Withstanding at this moment, showed disdain for crowd of peer that to be needless to say. 此刻的承受度,傲视群侪那是不用说的。 Was actually still burnt by this stone. 却仍旧被这块石头烧伤了。 This explained the oneself beforehand judgment, no mistake! 这就更说明了自己之前的判断,没有错! Under looks over a wide area to look in all directions, Zuo Xiaoduo sees nearby to have a small stream, gets a sudden inspiration. 游目四顾之下,左小多看到左近有条小溪,灵机一动。 At that moment then uses Spirit Cat Sword as the medium, skids that stone, like playing the baseball is ordinary, pulls out, that scalding hot stone little trundle ahead, is, rolls again...... 当下便以灵猫剑为媒介,撬动那块石头,如同打棒球一般,啪的抽一下,那块灼热石头一点点的往前滚动,然后又是啪的一下,再滚动…… If over and over, approximately after pulling out 17-18 next, made the small stream that stone finally. 如是再三,大约抽了17-18下之后,总算是将那块石头弄进了小溪。 Then, white smoke shoots up to the sky suddenly...... 然后,一股白烟陡然冲天而起…… The white smoke is billowing, fills the air gradually, performs because of the steam that scalding hot evaporates, but shortly, the surroundings have been similar to the bad fog to be generally rich impressively. 白烟滚滚,渐次弥漫,尽都是因为灼热而蒸发出来的水蒸气,不过顷刻之间,周围赫然已经如同大雾一般浓郁。 Zuo Xiaoduo lies in small stream, is so dumbfounded about the front accident. 左小多趴在小溪边上,对面前如此变故目瞪口呆。 In mountain stream...... not, no, is place that...... the stone is , the water current by clean of complete evaporation, the upstream no doubt had the water current to get down impressively unceasingly, so long as to here by flash vaporization. 溪水中……不,不,是……石头所在的地方,水流赫然被完全蒸发的一干二净,上游固然不断地有水流下来,但只要到了这里就会被瞬时蒸发。 ...... Does not have the supplement of following water source as for the downstream, has naturally blocked the flow! 至于下游……没有后续水源的补充,自然是已经断流了! Looks crash-bang mountain stream that to/clashes unceasingly, looks that ascends the rich steam that unceasingly fills gradually, under looking at dry even gradually split stream bed...... 看着不断冲来的哗啦啦的溪水,看着不断升腾渐次弥漫的浓郁蒸汽,在看着下方已经干涸甚至渐渐干裂的溪床…… The Zuo Xiaoduo whole body is filled with the eyeful delay. 左小多满身满心满眼的呆滞。 Could not bear stick out one's tongue to lick the oneself burnt hand suddenly, I scratched, the father was not then injust! 忽而忍不住伸舌头舔了舔自己被灼伤的手,我擦,老子这下不冤! This is what temperature! 这得是什么温度! The mountain stream still from crash-bang flowed, Zuo Xiaoduo steamed for one minute, other end has the sounds of people to transmit. 溪水仍自哗啦啦的流淌下来,左小多只是蒸了一分钟,彼端已经有人声传来。 That side what's the matter? How that big mist?” “那边怎么回事?怎地那么大的雾气?” Also is really braves suddenly, should have what accident, hurries to have a look.” “还真是突然冒出来,应该是有什么变故了,赶紧过去看看。” Some people have discovered. 已经有人发现了。 Also yes, such big sound, how possibly did no one discover? 也是,这么大的动静,怎么可能没人发现? The wealth cannot expose one's valuables! 财不可露白! Is good, naturally must have sole possession of! 有好处,当然就要独吞! Zuo Xiaoduo maintains composure selects with the sword, Emptiness Extinguishing Tower...... 左小多不动声色的用剑一挑,灭空塔…… Leapt. 腾的一声。 That strange stone on the sword enters the Emptiness Extinguishing Tower space. 那块古怪的石头应剑进入到了灭空塔空间的内中。 But entering that moment...... 而在进入的那一刻…… In second 1/3 dragon vein earth qi, several hundred low rank spirit young fruit trees of Zuo Xiaoduo laborious cultivation, the seedling that assumes the growing healthy and strong sign gradually...... instant has withered now, all annihilation! 在第二道三分之一的龙脉地气进入后,左小多辛辛苦苦培育的数百颗低阶灵果苗,现在已经渐呈茁壮成长迹象的树苗……瞬时枯萎,尽数湮灭! Then, laming Zuo Xiaoduo, should not appear by one in its speed, the extreme speed left. 然后,跛着脚的左小多,以一个绝不该出现在其身上的速度,极速离开了。 After however several seconds, student who small stream had gathered many coming smelting trials, concentrating on one after another in that from slowly steam of dissipation, after long time, performs look at each other in blank dismay bewilderedly...... 不过几秒钟之后,小溪边就已经聚集了不少过来试炼的学生,一个个的全神贯注在那正自缓缓消散的水蒸气,半晌后,尽都面面相觑莫名其妙…… What happened? 发生了什么事? Isn't this...... very normal? 这不……很正常么? The Zuo Xiaoduo single leg jumps continually, entered in woods rapidly, swept several not to enlarge ones vision conveniently unexpectedly comes up on own initiative attack star beast, after will change to the school grades, then sneaked in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower. 左小多单腿连蹦,迅速进入到了一片树林之中,随手扫荡了几头居然不开眼主动上来攻击的星兽,将之化作了学校学分后,便即一头钻进了灭空塔 In, has been the heat wave is steaming, noisy! 内中,早已经是热浪腾腾,沸反盈天! I scratch!” “我擦!” Zuo Xiaoduo just now goes, hair and eyelash , was singed. Burning Sun True Scripture in within the body, flows unexpectedly instantaneously. 左小多这边才刚进去,头发与眼睫毛便即被燎了一下。体内的炎阳真经,居然瞬间流动起来。 Temperature is really flamboyant!” “温度果然牛逼!” Zuo Xiaoduo does not dare to neglect, immediately revolved Burning Sun True Scripture of first layer great completion condition extreme, and absorbed this copious heat by the cultivation technique characteristics, long time after long time, stopped the movement ; 左小多不敢怠慢,即时将第一层大圆满状态的炎阳真经运转到了极处,并以功法特性吸收这股沛然热量,良久良久之后,才停下动作; Although in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower of this meeting the heat wave was still billowing, but finally is the category that Zuo Xiaoduo can withstand. 虽然这会的灭空塔内中仍旧热浪滚滚,但总算已经是左小多能够承受的范畴了。 Burning Sun True Scripture, unexpectedly deep Xu Duo/many! 炎阳真经,居然深厚了许多 This discovery, making Zuo Xiaoduo pleasantly surprised! 这个发现,让左小多惊喜莫名! That strange meteorite also in continuous sending out heat...... 那块古怪的陨石还在持续不断的散发热量…… But in this unique space, Zuo Xiaoduo has been able to see clearly this stone the real appearance. 但在这个独特的空间里,左小多已经能够看清楚这石头的真实模样了。 Sees only this stone, is all over the body fiery red, the outer layer seems like what material to wrap, inside disclosed that faintly compared with fiery red also wants the dazzling color, seems like tumbling unceasingly, boiling...... 只见这块石头,通体火红,外层似乎有一层什么物质包裹着,更里面则是隐隐透露出一股比火红还要炫目的色彩,似乎是在不断的翻滚着,沸腾着…… .................. ……………… Yeah, remembered going to school time class recess time to play to lead result high/precipitous before female student to fall a matter of tooth...... to say to foot, life life, joyful matter did not remember many, instead was disgraced matter awkward matter, especially so many years have not forgotten......】 【哎,想起了上学时候课间时间在女生面前耍帅结果崴到脚摔掉一颗牙的事儿……不得不说,人生啊人生,快乐的事没记得多少,反而是丢人的事儿尴尬的事儿,特么的这么多年一点都没忘……】 Asked the recommendation ticket. 求推荐票。
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