UPOH :: Volume #2

#203: Gives me to blow! 【Asked the recommendation ticket!】


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Because Department Head Nan does not see somebody off to proceed to new official post , so long as Department Head Nan does not see somebody off to take office personally, anyone, even if takes the Military Department assignment document, is unable to hold on to that position! 因为南部长不送人赴任只要南部长不亲自送人上任,无论是谁,哪怕拿着军部的任命书去,也无法坐稳那个位置! One crowd slaughtered over a thousand years of arrogant troops brave warriors, do not say that what government position size, even life and death, the imperial authority, they do not even place in the eye, but also cares about a Military Department assignment document?! 一群厮杀了上千年的骄兵悍将,不要说什么官职大小,连生死,连皇权,他们都不放在眼中,还在乎一个军部任命书?! The southern regiment, only recognizes Nan Zhengqian, only recognizes this person! 南方军团,只认南正乾,就只认此君一人而已! Central Plains Prince does not doubt, since Department Head Nan said these words to oneself, if oneself killed Qiu Xiaoqian, made into the idiot, then, the south regiment can suppress oneself Royal Residence. 中原王丝毫不怀疑,既然南部长自己说出这句话,如果自己还是将裘笑乾弄死了,弄成白痴了,那么,南方军团就能剿了自己王府 Reason: Exercise! 理由:演习! Yes, this reason was enough, had a reason to be enough or! 是的,这个理由就足够了,又或者说,有个理由就足够了! Fed the fish, Central Plains Prince crossed the hands behind the back to return to the room without consulting anybody. Then, strolls general to backyard. 喂完了鱼,中原王径自负手回到了房间。然后,闲庭信步一般的到了后院。 Central Plains Royal Consort is viewing the flowers in the backyard pavilion, on the pretty face, only has the full tranquilness. 中原王妃正在后院凉亭赏花,俏丽的脸庞上,唯有满满的恬静。 Central Plains Prince shoulders both hands, walks into the pavilion quietly. 中原王背负双手,悄然步入凉亭。 Shakes the head, two is the female draws back immediately. 一摆头,两个是女立即退下。 Prince?” The eye that Royal Consort is in sharp contrast sees the oneself husband, some doubt. 王爷?”王妃黑白分明的眼睛看着自己的丈夫,有些狐疑。 Central Plains Prince vision like falcon general looks at the face of Royal Consort, after the moment . 中原王目光如同鹰隼一般的看着王妃的脸,片刻后。 ! 啪! A numerous slap in the face, Royal Consort knocks down, in the cherry small mouth spouted the blood immediately. 重重的一个耳光,将王妃打倒在地,樱桃小嘴中登时喷出了鲜血。 Royal Consort covers the face, is looking at Central Plains Prince that the shock puts in great inconvenience, this gets down towering, among trouble starting near at hand, she was perplexed directly. 王妃捂着脸,震惊且委屈的看着中原王,这一下来得突兀,变生肘腋之间,她直接被打蒙了。 „Very strange?” “很奇怪?” Central Plains Prince gentle asking. 中原王轻柔的问道。 I......” “我……” „!” “啪!” Also was patted, Central Plains Prince crossed the hands behind the back, light asking: Also strange?” 又是一记耳光拍了过去,中原王负手,淡淡的问道:“还奇怪么?” This second palm of the hand, compared with the first palm of the hand heavy Xu Duo/many! 这第二巴掌,比第一巴掌重了许多 Royal Consort felt that the head of oneself in humming sound the sound, responded immediately in a low voice: „It is not strange.” 王妃感觉自己的脑袋在嗡嗡的响,却是立即低声回应道:“不奇怪了。” Central Plains Prince said lightly: this king wants time, you develop to act in a play, that is the appeal. However this king does not want time, you act in a play before me, that courts death!” 中原王淡淡道:“本王愿意的时候,你演演戏,那是情趣。但是本王不愿意的时候,你在我面前演戏,那就是找死!” Your younger brother, must live to hand over, complete junction! Otherwise, I hand over you!” “你弟弟,必须要活着交出去,完好的交出去!否则,我就将你交出去!” Yes.” “是。” ...... …… 4 : 30 pm. 当天下午四点半。 Qiu Xiaoqian whole body blood was escorted back under guard Royal Residence. 裘笑乾浑身鲜血的被押回王府 But to five o'clock, the Qiu Xiaoqian whole body scar fully restored, whole person clean spotless waiting in courtyard. 而到了五点钟,裘笑乾全身伤痕完全恢复,整个人干干净净一尘不染的等候在院子里。 In the afternoon 5 0.5 19. 下午五点五十九分。 Jiang Wenzhou leads the Star Shield Bureau expert, enters the Central Plains Royal Residence front door. 蒋文洲带着星盾局高手,迈入中原王府大门。 The Central Plains Prince vision twinkle, crosses the hands behind the back to go, has not made an appearance directly, to the Star Shield Main Bureau person, escorted away Qiu Xiaoqian. 中原王眼光闪烁,负手而去,直接就没有露面,任由星盾总局的人,押走了裘笑乾 This time the point, is very marvelous. 这个时间点,很奇妙。 What Department Head Nan said before is 6 : 00 pm, Star Shield Bureau comes to bring a prisoner before a court. 南部长说的是下午 6 点前,星盾局上门提人。 Therefore Jiang Wenzhou visits to bring a prisoner before a court in 5.5 19. 所以蒋文洲在五点五十九分上登门提人。 As long as, may get the handle by Central Plains Prince early, since then offends thoroughly: What said before is six points, now 5.5 18, are you so anxious?! Two minutes, couldn't you wait?! 但凡早一点,都有可能被中原王抓住把柄,从此彻底得罪:说的是六点前,现在才五点五十八,你这么急?!两分钟,你都等不了?! This in the government, is the taboo! 这在官场,乃是大忌! Especially catches a status exceptionally sensitive character. 尤其还是抓一个身份异常敏感的人物。 Jiang Wenzhou naturally is a worldly person. 蒋文洲当然是个人精。 5.5 19 30 seconds have visited, Department Head Nan cannot blame me ; What you said before is six points, I have not violated. 五点五十九分过三十秒登门,南部长怪不着我;您说的是六点前,我没违背。 Relative, Central Plains Prince cannot blame me: Only misses 30 seconds of over six points, I to the time that you leave, keeps the pinnacle! 相对的,中原王也怪不着我:只差三十秒超六点,我给您留的时间,已经留到了极致! How to say again cannot blame me. 再怎么说也怪不着我。 Your deity fights, although hits, performs has nothing to do with me, the two sides faces, I all gave enough, fully! 你们神仙打架尽管打,尽都与我无关,两边的面子,我全都给够了,给足了! It is not the government slippery customer, this method not only cannot put forth, even cannot think. 不是官场老油条,这手段不仅使不出,甚至都想不到。 Therefore many young people enter the government initially, actually falls does not know how to plant...... 所以很多年轻人初入官场,却是连栽跟头都不知道怎么栽的…… Pulled far, pulled far! 咳,扯远了,扯远了! ...... …… With coming to the end of new student/life great competition, Zuo Xiaoduo discovered gradually, oneself in Hidden Dragon High Martial, the meaning of seemingly a little prominence. 随着新生大比的告一段落,左小多渐渐发现,自己潜龙高武,貌似有点声名鹊起的意思了。 The principal factor...... is not because oneself can hit, excels by far entire first year. 主因……不是因为自己能打,冠绝整个一年级 But physiognomy that because, oneself once declared first! 而是因为,自己曾经自我宣称的相法第一! Beforehand new student/life great competition continues the stage, the student challenge match, may not only be the new student|life watches, the old student have much look in the onlooking ; But first class student, although saw that Zuo Xiaoduo has not scolded one inexpensive goods ; When facing the student of other class, is actually to the utmost the strong point of esteem! 之前的新生大比持续阶段,学生擂台赛,可不仅仅是新生观看,老生也有不少在旁观看的;而一班的学生,虽然见到左小多就没有不骂一声‘贱货’的;但是在面对别的班的学生的时候,却是极尽推崇之能事! Moreover, prestige of Li Chenglong in the class is getting higher and higher, starts to arrange: Goes out, gives me to blow for Boss Zuo! 而且,李成龙在班级里威望越来越高,开始安排:都出去,给我替左老大去吹! Blowing ruthlessly is better! 吹得越狠越好! Blowing flamboyant is better! 吹得越牛逼越好! Blew to explode flamboyant good! 把牛逼吹炸了都行! What? Deceived people? Your which don't have the advantage?! 什么?骗人?你们哪个没得好处?! I told you this direct the wrong path lamb, even, can save others in the future a life! This is the big good deed of being beneficial to the nation and to the people! 我告诉你们这是指引迷途羔羊,甚至,将来能救人一命!这是利国利民的大好事! Doesn't want to do? Good good, this Vice Class Leader comes to compare notes with you...... 不想干?好的好的,本副班长来和你切磋切磋…… Schoolmates one after another heart of first class tired. 一班的同学们一个个心累不已。 , Zuo Xiaoduo went to school to bring one to blow the child especially, this blew the child we not to be victorious...... 特么的,左小多上学带来了一个吹子,偏偏这个吹子我们还打不过…… Good, blows blows. 好吧,吹就吹。 A wise man does not fight against impossible odds! 好汉不吃眼前亏! Blowing that must proceed in an orderly way, cannot too towering Vice Class Leader Li instruct earnestly. From the Handsome Zuo Company study the experience, applies. 要循序渐进的吹,不能太突兀李副班谆谆教导。从左帅公司学来的经验,派上了用场。 Thereupon...... 于是乎…… Our Class Leader Zuo, that strength is the done grade first! Does not use dozen of competitions is champion in fact!” “我们左班长,那一身实力就是板上钉钉年级第一!不用打比赛就是事实上的冠军!” Our Class Leader Zuo strength, that is not blows......” “我们左班长的实力,那不是吹的……” Before listened to Class Leader Zuo to admit the physiognomy first, amassed money to be next, cultivation base end, but also thinks that he boasted from to praise, flickered we to ask him to tell fortunes by physiognomy anything, now knows, which others trigrams were, was mysterious not side!” “以前听左班长自言相法第一,敛财次之,修为最末,还以为他是自夸自赞,忽悠我们找他看相什么的,现在才知道,人家的卦是真准哪,神奇得没边了!” Well? How to say?” “咦?怎么说?” „Does the previous trial, know? Class Leader gives me a paper, after making me arrive at the trial location, opened again. Then I enter the trial location, opens the paper, above writes: In established direction, right 30 degrees, straight line covering of fan search. Finally the father resulted in 27, the harvest quite a lot.” “上次试炼,知道吧?班长给我一张纸条,让我到了试炼场地之后,再打开。然后我进入试炼场地,打开纸条,上面写着:按照既定方向,偏右三十度,直线扇面搜索。结果老子得了个二十七名,收获颇多。” However I also paid attention, I planned direction that was third class several people went, that several people, arranged 600-700...... you saying that unexpectedly was mysterious?” “而我也注意了,我原本打算去的方向,是三班的几个人去了,那几个人,居然排到了600-700名了……你说神奇不神奇?” „...... Can't? Such god? Do you...... blow?” “……不能吧?这么神?你们……吹吧?” Blows? Blows your grandmother! Told you, I, I also attained the Class Leader paper at that time, making me give up the established direction, to 45 degrees direction oblique cutting! Finally father pai in ninth. As for my direction, is who passed knew? Ximen Daqing? Isn't this goods strength weak? This platoon arrives first from the bottom! The school grades of eating meal have not gained enough!” “吹?吹你姥姥!告诉你吧,还有我,我当时也是拿到了班长的纸条,让我放弃既定方向,向四十五度方向斜插!结果老子排在第九。至于我原本方向,是谁过去了知道么?西门大庆?这货实力不弱吧?这次排到倒数第一!吃饭的学分都没赚够!” Said anything to them, they believe it or not.” “跟他们说什么,他们爱信不信。” This fellows do not believe that Xiang Chong Xiang Bing, the trial field was ambushed, why can is well? Is Class Leader Zuo looks ahead of time, this matter now is not the secret, does not believe to ask that your teacher...... the country bumpkin, is disinclined to give you popular science......” “这帮家伙别不信,项冲项冰,试炼场被人埋伏,为啥能平安无事?就是左班长提前看出来的,这事儿现在都不是什么秘密,不信去问你们老师……傻帽,懒得给你们科普……” Deceives you...... the father xian egg to deceive you sorely......” “骗你们……老子闲的蛋疼骗你们啊……” Right, told you again a matter, before you know, informed and experienced third Meng Changjun?” “对了,再告诉你们一件事,你们知道之前历练第三的孟长军么?” Knows that he is not first several of your class, does his result have the trick?” “知道啊,他不是你们班的前几名啊,难道他的成绩也有猫腻?” Has the trick, he also obtained the Class Leader Zuo paper, otherwise, why his informed and experienced result can others surpass so many, almost catches up with Li Chenglong, he picks up a big bargain. “就是有猫腻,他也得到了左班长的纸条,要不然,凭啥他的历练成绩能够其他人超出那么多,几乎都追上李成龙,他可是捡了大便宜啊。 You do not know, at that time he directly the paper that Class Leader Zuo gave throwing, afterward gave to pick, this, can he result in first three? This is the life! ” 你们是不知道,当时他直接就把左班长给的纸条给扔了,后来又给捡了回来,要不是这样,他能得前三?这就是命啊!” I scratch, is so unreliable?!” “我擦,这么玄?!” Is such profound, does not believe you to wait to look at the next experience, has the result!” “就是这么玄,不信你就等着看下一回的历练,自有分晓!” ...... …… Has saying that although the first class schoolmates one after another were compelled, the time of but blowing, everyone discovered: Really is my Cao seemingly such matter? 不得不说,一班的同学们虽然一个个都是被逼的,但是吹起来的时候,大家都发现:我曹貌似真是这么回事儿? Therefore blew is blowing...... is blowing the letter/believes oneself...... 于是吹着吹着……将自己都吹信了…… Class Leader Zuo is so flamboyant! 左班长就这么牛逼! first class, the local official student was said like this dumbfounded, many people look for Xiang Chong Xiang Bing also to have the Meng Changjun proof. 一班都这样了,外班学生更是被说得一愣一愣的,很多人去找项冲项冰还有孟长军求证。 „...... Really is this?” “……真的是这样吗?” This matter truly real!” “这事确实是真的!” The Xiang Chong temperament is irritable: I told you real! Can not ask the detail? This matter very loses face.” 项冲脾气火爆:“我都告诉你们是真的!能别问细节了么?这事儿挺丢人的。” Xiang Bing: Yes, is Class Leader Zuo looks, was Class Leader Zuo saved us, but, this did not hinder Class Leader Zuo is a from head to tail cheap person......” 项冰:“是,是左班长看出来,也是左班长救了我们,但是,这绝不妨碍左班长是个彻头彻尾的贱人……” Meng Changjun: Hehe, this matter said, I really must thank Li Chenglong Vice Class Leader, he or stressed over and over, I at that time was when really the joke listened, where will then look for the paper that discarded......” 孟长军:“呵呵,这事说起来,我是真得感谢李成龙副班长,他要不再三强调,我当时是真当笑话听的,哪里会回头去找丢掉的纸条呢……” Before everyone was busy respective cultivation, usually met also rarely has to chat the opportunity of speech, true did not have the time. 之前大家都忙着各自的修炼,平常遇到也很少有聊天说话的机会,真正的没时间。 Time of food may be surpassed, who dares to relax? 一顿饭的时间都有可能被人赶超,谁敢放松? But this new student/life great competition, actually gave everyone to discuss the idle opportunity, chatted bustling. 但这场新生大比,却给了大家唠闲篇的机会,聊得热火朝天。 Zuo Xiaoduo physiognomy divine ability, started soaraway general scattering in all directions to disseminate. 以至于,左小多的相法神通,开始腾飞一般的四散传播了出去。 Quite a while time, entire Hidden Dragon High Martial high and low, is known to everybody to be known to everybody. 半天功夫,整个潜龙高武上下,已经是无人不知无人不晓。 Understands heavenly secrets, breaks life and death, decides the fortune and misfortune, looks at the marriage affinity, solves the misfortune, checks three to live, knows yin-yang, holds the universe...... omnipotently, omniscient, understands nothing which is not, solves nothing which is not......” “晓天机,断生死,定祸福,看姻缘,解厄运,查三生,知阴阳,掌乾坤……无所不能,无所不知,无所不晓,无所不解……” On the same day, Zuo Xiaoduo that poem was also turned, the student by entire school loved to talk about, pondering of assuming an air of self approbation. 当日,左小多那首诗也被翻了出来,被整个学校的学生津津乐道,摇头晃脑的吟哦。 My this nine heavens' banished immortal, clouds Qiong clouds dance wind and cloud ; Today visits every worldly affairs, and annoys mortal world both hands ; One passes person of third shortly, an explanation of characters completely world person ; Must ask that heavenly secrets where, must under sect inquire toward left.” “我本九天谪仙人,云端琼霄舞风云;今日踏足凡尘事,且将双手惹红尘;一眼看透人三世,一字解尽天下人;要问天机在何处,须向左师门下询。” Many people start to understand this poem, analysis word for word. 很多人开始理解这首诗,逐字逐句的解析。 Really is features suggesting extraordinariness and immortality, in the deity the person......” “真是仙风道骨,神仙中人啊……” You look at this, clouds Qiong clouds dance wind and cloud...... this dance character, used good ; This annoys the mortal world annoying character, simply is...... indescribable wonderful. Last character, inquired, inquiry. But can also seek, seeks. But how no matter you, Master Zuo here, can be solved wonderfully...... wonderful......” “你看这,云端琼霄舞风云……这个舞字,用的多好啊;还有这惹红尘的惹字,简直是……难以言喻的妙啊。最后一个字,询,询问。但也可以是寻,寻找。但不管你怎样,在左师这里,都能得到解决……妙呀妙呀……” Is only the ideal condition of this poem, has made me be drunk......” “只是这首诗的意境,就已经让我醉了……” I saw Class Leader Zuo, must ask him to help me have a look, to have a look at the future, has a look at the marriage affinity.” “等我见到左班长,一定要请他帮我看看,看看前程,看看姻缘。” I am also.” “我也是。” I am also.” “我也是。” Li Chenglong more numerous, waves to knit the brows: Dispersed to disperse, you want to result in beautiful, but also helped you have a look? You do not know divulges heavenly secrets to by the scourge? Boss Zuo told fortunes by physiognomy to the schoolmates, that was I asked for quite a while, moreover was a classmate, directed two casually, was only the trial harvests in the final analysis, not......” 李成龙越众而出,挥手皱眉:“散了散了都散了,你们想得美,还帮你们看看?你们不知道泄露天机是要遭天谴的么?左老大给同学们看相,那是我求了半天,而且还都是同班同学的,才随便指点了两句,说到底就只是试炼收获,并无更多……” You think that Boss Zuo will tell fortunes by physiognomy casually? Crack a joke! Without the serious matter, do not come to disturb. This divulges heavenly secrets, loses the life span the work, Boss Zuo many are not easy, but also was harassed by you?” “你们以为左老大随随便便就会给人看相么?开玩笑!若是没有重大事情,千万别来捣乱。这都是泄露天机,损耗寿命的活儿,左老大多不容易啊,还被你们这么骚扰?” Said again...... your oneself ponders over, please qi-viewer what price? How many information can qi-viewer give you? Our Boss Zuo can look at your life and death! Can rescue your life, delivers you bright future......, one after another opened mouth simply must have a look to look, but can also want the face not?!” “再说了……你们自己琢磨琢磨,请个望气士什么代价?望气士才能给你们多少信息?咱们左老大可是能看你生死!能救你一条命,送你锦绣前程的……简直了,一个个一张嘴就要看看看,还能要点脸不?!” The Li Chenglong mouth froth flutters about: Offensive talk said in front, does not hate to disburse money the resources compel poorly, was direct that heart. Has sincerely, first registers to here...... books next time. Boss Zuo cultivation wants so tired...... you to add to the chaos every day......” 李成龙口沫纷飞:“丑话说在前面,不舍得出钱出资源的穷逼们,直接死了那条心吧。有诚心的,先到我这里来登记……预约一下时间。左老大每天修炼都要累死了……你们添什么乱啊……” Does not pass through the subscriber who I register, is entirely invalid.” “不经过我登记的预约者,统统无效。” Li Chenglong shouted a throat, signaled with the eyes to Xiang Chong, is joining hands behind the back. 李成龙喊了一嗓子,给项冲使个眼色,背着手走了。 The Xiang Chong complexion intertwined, suddenly pursues: Vice Class Leader Li.” 身后,项冲脸色纠结了一下,突然追上去:“李副班长。” What matter?” “什么事?” Xiang Chong saliva face: „Do I first register, making Class Leader Zuo show to transport the potential me? Previous time was lucky Class Leader Zuo, but for these days, the going out trial? Therefore, hehe......” 项冲涎着脸:“我先报个名,让左班长给我看看运势呗?上次可是多亏了左班长,但这几天,不是又要出去试炼了么?所以,嘿嘿……” Li Chenglong snort/hum, focused slantingly: Un?” 李成龙哼了一声,斜着眼:“嗯?” I have five ten high grade.” Xiang Chong extends a hand: What's wrong?” “我出五十上品。”项冲伸出一只手:“如何?” Not, this matter must look at the Boss Zuo mood, you are not do not know, the Boss Zuo physiognomy first, next is one's turn amasses money......” Li Chenglong to show the whites of the eyes. “不如何,这事可是要看左老大心情的,你也不是不知道,左老大相法第一,其次就轮到的敛财……”李成龙翻翻白眼。 Aiya...... Vice Class Leader Li speaking word of praise, who does not know that your villa, is always together, leaves double enters right, this entire Hidden Dragon High Martial, your oneself spoke easy-to-use......” “哎呀……李副班长给说说好话啊,谁不知道你们俩一个别墅,形影不离,出双入对,这整个潜龙高武,就你自己说话最好使了……” Xiang Chong stealthy toward Li Chenglong. 项冲鬼鬼祟祟的往李成龙手里塞了一把。 None is sparking. 精光闪亮。 Everyone sees clearly, clear. 大家都看得清清楚楚,明明白白。 The Xiang Chong stopper gave the Li Chenglong two high grade commissions unexpectedly! 项冲居然塞给了李成龙两块上品的好处费! Many people suddenly see the light immediately...... 不少人顿时豁然开朗…… So that's how it is, is this also good?! 原来如此,这也行?! ............ ………… Renews, asked the recommendation ticket.】 【更新完毕,求推荐票。】
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