UPOH :: Volume #2

#164: Big villain Zuo Xiaoduo 【Third!】


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Even people are healthy, recovered, actually still felt that spot has the heartrending piercing aching feeling often to transmit. 就算众人的身体都已经好了,复原了,却仍旧感觉那个部位有钻心刺骨的疼痛感不时传来。 Un, this is the function induction issue of human body, the pain feeling is real, not because the mortal body will recover the restoration, then the total will vanish...... 嗯,这是人体的机能感应问题,痛楚感是真实的,并不会因为肉身痊愈复原,便全数消失…… Zuo Xiaoduo swaggering guides in front, receding is slower, remittance slowly to crowds. 左小多大摇大摆的在前面带路,远走越慢,慢慢的汇入到了人群中间。 Still from smile whole face, affable inquiring after the well being of: Xiang Chong, Little Insect, haven't the buttocks hurt? The words saying that sword blows your bone to creak, is the sound very of pleasant to hear?” 仍自笑容满脸,和蔼可亲的嘘寒问暖:“项冲,小虫子,屁股还疼不?话说那一剑刮得你骨头嘎吱嘎吱的,声音很好听吧?” Frozen Egg, isn't the shoulder sore? I hold embarrassedly your other place......” 冰蛋儿,肩膀不疼了吧?我都没好意思捅你别的地方……” Yu Yan'er, isn't the shoulder sore?” 雨嫣儿,肩膀没那么疼了吧?” Pi Yibao, buttocks good? Is unimportant? In the afternoon I use the sword to rub to you.” 皮一宝,屁股好点吧?不要紧吧?下午我用剑给你揉揉。” Hao Han, what's wrong? Also comfortable? Isn't the acid crisp?” 郝汉,咋样?还舒服么?酸爽不?” Meng Changjun, crisp? Provides much food for thought? Hasn't wanted to challenge me? Satisfaction?” 孟长军,爽吧?回味无穷吧?不是一直想要挑战我?满意了么?” Haha...... everyone why this expression?” “哈哈……大家为啥都这表情?” Asked anyone, who was one trembles, complexion one second pale like paper, without half a point blood-color. 问到谁,谁就是一个哆嗦,脸色一秒钟惨白如纸,没有半分血色。 Left...... Class Leader Zuo......” “左……左班长……” Pi Yibao is trembling: Good...... to be much better......” 皮一宝战战兢兢:“好……好多了……” Was much better? Hahahaha, that was afternoon can continue!” “好多了?哈哈哈哈,那就是下午可以继续了!” ......” “噗……” That anyone, I do not grip your chest carefully, now was all right? Doesn't matter?” “那个谁,我不小心扎到你胸口,现在没事了吧?没关系吧?” „...... Is unimportant, cough cough......” “不……不要紧了,咳咳……” Is unimportant? That was good that to be good, scares to death me, I also think that a sword did pack off...... original hit/prick right chest being able dead person you? Hahahaha...... I will also greet to them in the afternoon, right, had a person of inborn out of phase, the atrium lived in left...... I prepares ahead of time.” “不要紧吗?那就好那就好,吓死我了,我还以为一剑将你送走了呢……原来扎右胸死不了人哈?哈哈哈哈……下午我会对他们也这么招呼的,对了,有没有人天生异相,心房生在左边的……我提前准备一下。” Such remarks, innumerable complaint vision crazy concentrates toward that asked schoolmate on, is similar to small throwing knives...... 此言一出,无数怨念的目光疯狂的往那位被问讯的同学身上集中,就如同一把把的小飞刀…… In the dining hall, occupied a commanding position people who watch the fun, first discovered this strange phenomenon. 饭堂上,原本居高临下看热闹的人们,第一时间发现了这个奇怪的现象。 A class that new student/life first class, most united, at this moment actually presents the team of strange atmosphere formation walks. 新生一班,原本最团结的一个班,此刻却呈现出怪异氛围的队伍阵型的走来。 The front person, the phenomenally rampant eye-catching, like the Great General is generally awe-inspiring, is domineering and tyrannical, seems the crab general walks, really walks, walks the posture that the crab runs amuck! 前面一个人,空前嚣张拉风,如同是大将军一般威风八面,横行霸道,好似螃蟹一般的走过来,真的只是走路,就走出来螃蟹横行的姿势! The talents that then surface originally one crowd has keen eyesight in withstand/top, actually shrink at this moment, quails in one flock of cold wind general walks, is almost the appearance that some do not dare to take a step. 而后面原本一群眼高于顶的天才们,此刻却是畏畏缩缩,一群寒风中的鹌鹑一般的走来,几乎就是有些不敢迈步的样子。 Was this place? 这是怎地了呢? Looks at a you attractive appearance, did not seem like anything. 看你们一身光鲜的样子,不像是出了啥事儿啊。 How one after another is scared appearance? 怎么一个个都是这么吓破了胆子的样子? At this time, an entrance person such as flew ran: first year first class came.” 这时,门口一人如飞的跑上去:“一年级一班来了。” Who leads?” “谁带队?” Zuo Xiaoduo!!” 左小多!!” Good!” “好!” A youngster long body stands up: Today, our second year fourth class must being the second year table snatches!” 一个少年长身站起:“今天,我们二年级四班就要将属于二年级的桌子抢回来!” He has not spoken, hears downstairs Zuo Xiaoduo sound to call: Should be one's turn second year fourth class, has to snatch the table? Has to hurry, I do not come up!” 他还没说话,就听见楼下左小多的声音在叫:“该轮到二年级四班了吧,有抢桌子的么?有就赶紧下来,我就不上去了!” Only hears that rampant sound, paused also saying: Comes up also to want, gets down must come up again, was too troublesome! Hurries, after firing off, I am good to eat meal, happy!” 只听那个嚣张的声音,顿了一顿又道:“上去还要下来,下来还要再上去,实在太麻烦了!赶紧下来,打完之后,我好上去吃饭,痛快点!” Quite crazy!” “好狂!” second year fourth class everyone is the anger that reveals to rush. 二年级四班上上下下所有人都是目中流露出来澎湃的怒火。 Class Leader, beats to death him!” 班长,揍死他!” Good!” “好!” fourth class Class Leader jumps down: Zuo Xiaoduo, I came!” 四班班长一跃而下:“左小多,我来了!” With this, above window crash-bang braves a piece of black skull. 随着这一声,上面窗口哗啦啦的冒出来一片黑色的脑壳。 Below also had to snatch the table, but these also few people looked, thought is no interesting. 原本下面也有抢桌子的,但是那些也没几个人看,都觉得没啥意思。 However Zuo Xiaoduo comes. 但是左小多一来。 Is these is actually eating meal , the mouth holds the meal to raise one's head, suddenly densely packed, the head/number of people surges! 却是那些正在吃着饭的,也都嘴里含着饭菜伸出头来,一时间密密麻麻,人头涌动! Sees only Zuo Xiaoduo to step the step of refusing to acknowledge family, is supine the face, the whole body rampant extremely arrogant, a world's number one of the face, such crab general coming, everyone has an misconception! 只见左小多迈着六亲不认的步伐,偏着头仰着脸,满身的嚣张狂妄,一脸的老子天下第一,就这么螃蟹一般的过来,所有人都有一种错觉! Our school, didn't this come a villain?! 咱们学校,这不是来了一个反派吧?! And what is more, this villain is bluffing and blustering to all honest schoolmates, is insufferably arrogant! 更有甚者,这个反派正在对着所有正派同学耀武扬威,不可一世! According to the general plot, at this time, was not far from the time that the lead has. 按照一般的情节,这个时候,距离主角出现的时机就不远了。 However, who is will become the lead!? 但是,到底是谁会成为主角!? This fourth class Class Leader, fourth class seat of honor, Ok? 这位四班班长,四班的首席,可以么? The Wu Family Gao Family 20-30 talent youngster men and women, perform are standing in the different directions, is Zuo Xiaoduo cheers. 吴家高家的20-30位天才少年男女,尽都在不同的方向站着,为左小多加油助威。 Then under glare of the public eye, two people seems tornado general rushing, pesters together...... 然后就在众目睽睽之下,两人好似旋风一般的冲上去,纠缠在一起…… However after bang bang bang consecutively three collisions, fourth class Class Leader staggers the retreat, Zuo Xiaoduo laughs rampantly, soars, Dragon Gate Leg mysteriously appears and disappears...... center a foot its pants crotch...... 然而不过砰砰砰的连续三声碰撞之后,四班班长踉跄后退,左小多嚣张大笑,腾空而起,龙门腿神出鬼没……一脚正中其裤裆…… second year fourth class Class Leader stuffy snort/hum, covers the pants crotch, the whole person is trampled flies, was trampled from the ground directly goes upstairs! 二年级四班班长闷哼中,捂着裤裆,整个人被踹飞,直接从地面被踹上楼! Zuo Xiaoduo is placed one below natural kicks the leg posture upwards, then that leg reclamation slowly, ha haha smiles strangely, waves: Handles, eats meal!!” 左小多在下面摆出来一个潇洒的朝天踢腿姿势,然后才将那一条腿慢慢的收回,哈哈哈一声怪笑,一挥手:“搞定,吃饭!!” Witnessed this scene everyone, performs all dumbfoundedly, stares dumbfounded! 见证了这一幕的所有人,尽皆目瞪口呆,瞠目结舌! This Class Leader Zuo, what kind of...... was getting stronger and stronger? 这位左班长,怎么的……越来越强了? Before remembering him, to fighting seventh class Class Leader time, but also fought some little time. 记得他之前对战七班班长的时候,还战斗了好一会儿的。 Now...... 现在…… Zuo Xiaoduo walks upward, while haha smiling: Next time, should be third class? Hahahaha......” 左小多一边往上走,一边哈哈的笑:“下次,该是三班了吧?哈哈哈哈……” The innumerable higher grade students are completely the whole face are speechless. 无数的高年级学生尽都是满脸无语。 You said that you snatch a table to snatch a table, how also to do the feeling of this big villain, was makes one be drunk. 你说你抢个桌子就抢个桌子呗,怎么还搞出来这种大反派的感觉,也是让人醉了。 This big villain, according to the repertoire, should by lead KO! 这种大反派,按照套路,应该被主角ko吧! The leads come out quickly! 主角快出来! However waits for quite a while...... the lead not to appear. 但是等半天……主角并没有出现。 second year fourth class all students, a face aggrieved is standing eating meal. 二年级四班的所有学生,一脸憋屈的站着吃饭。 However sees the first year first class student, one after another exuded the little comfortable feeling at heart. 但是看到一年级一班的学生,一个个的心里又泛起了一点点舒服的感觉。 These Zuo Xiaoduo classmates all look at not normal appearance. 这些左小多的同班同学们全都看着不大正常的样子。 one after another is cautious, particularly was suffering which two that Zuo Xiaoduo sits, almost only then half of buttocks moisten on the chair, eating meal time, does the hand somewhat tremble...... this what's the matter? 一个个小心翼翼,尤其是捱着左小多坐着的哪两个,几乎就只有一半的屁股沾在椅子上,吃饭的时候,手都有些发抖……这咋回事呢? This is your schoolmates, your Class Leader, after are, you walk into the inevitable leaders after society...... your one after another gives people one type with big Demon King in together regards the feeling? 这是你们同学,你们的班长,更是以后你们走入社会后的必然领袖……怎么你们一个个的都给人一种跟大魔王在一起的既视感? Being able to think through of sincerity! 真心的想不通啊! Under everyone gazes , the finishing eating food that Zuo Xiaoduo acts in a completely informal or uninhibited manner, went out of the dining hall in big strides. 在所有人注视之下,左小多旁若无人的吃完饭,大踏步走出饭堂。 But with departure of Zuo Xiaoduo, first class schoolmates also one after another one after another, besides two people who staying behind assume duty for the day, others depart fast. 而随着左小多的离开,一班的同学们也一个个的鱼贯而出,除了留下值日的两人之外,其他人都是快速离去。 But like recieving an amnesty of two person face leaves behind, got rid of great great tribulation to be difficult to be the same probably. 而留下的两个人一脸的如蒙大赦,好像摆脱了巨大劫难一般。 How you? Everyone is the classmate as for is afraid......” “怎么了你们?大家都是同班同学至于这么害怕么……” I look at this am not the fear, but feared!” “我看这都不是害怕,而是恐惧了!” cough cough...... is a long story, do not ask that I must hurry to brush the bowl...... also to hurry cultivation, if went back late......” 咳咳……一言难尽,别问了,我得赶紧去刷碗……还要赶紧回去修炼,若是回去晚了……” Another hits to tremble: I scratch, do not say again, I now am quite cold.” 另一个打个哆嗦:“我擦,别再说下去了,我现在好冷。” Brushes the bowl to brush the bowl!” “刷碗刷碗!” ...... …… In the afternoon. 下午。 All schoolmates are raising the head to hope the arrival of Class Tutor Wen Xingtian. 所有同学都在翘首盼望班主任文行天的到来。 If Wen Xingtian came, oneself and the others can escape from Zuo Xiaoduo demon! 文行天若是来了,自己等人就能逃脱左小多的魔手了! Perhaps can also appreciate Teacher Wen to explode hammers the Demon King Zuo good play! 说不定还能欣赏一出文老师爆锤左魔王的好戏! However, those who wait for...... is, disappointed! 但是,等来等去……等来的是,失望! Wen Xingtian has not come. 文行天没来。 Haha......, all goes out to me, we play one one pair again 35, game of sneak attack! Naturally, if you choose the upfront hard bar, I also welcome extremely, come, schoolmates!” “哇哈哈……来来来,全都给我出去,咱们再玩一把一对三十五,偷袭的游戏!当然了,如果你们选择正面硬杠,我也无任欢迎,来吧,同学们!” Zuo Xiaoduo full of enthusiasm bellowing. 左小多一声兴致勃勃的大吼。 35 everyone people look deathly pale...... 三十五人人人脸色惨白…… Walks out, one after another is on wanting of face the solemnness and stirring of execution grounds. 往外走的时候,一个个都是一脸的要上刑场的悲壮。 Day. 只是一天的时间。 The Zuo Xiaoduo nickname were also many. 左小多的外号就又多了一个。 Originally yes: Sword King, Class Leader Zuo and Boss Zuo ; But now adds one: Great Demon King Zuo! 原本是:剑王左班长左老大;但现在又加了一个:左大魔王 Indeed! 的确! In common all student eyes, Zuo Xiaoduo is out-and-out big Demon King! 在一般所有学员眼中,左小多就是一个不折不扣的大魔王 Even the war of true life and death, still directs the blade one quickly, but this Great Demon King Zuo, after actually cuts open your body, unexpectedly also uses the sword little incision, little introduced to you: Jabs into here, if such stirs, is what felt? 就算是真正生死之战,也不过引刀一快,但这位左大魔王,却是将你皮肉割开之后,居然还用剑一点点的切开,一点点的对你介绍:刺进这里,如果这样一搅,是什么感觉? If reverse stirs, is what kind of acid is crisp? 如果反向一搅,又是何等的酸爽? Then a face earnestly with your oneself living meat, discussed the forms of combat with you, the output skill, was how most painful, how to make the enemy lose the battle efficiency effectively...... 然后一脸认真的用你自己活生生的肉,跟你讨论战斗方式,出力技巧,如何最痛,如何最有效的让敌人失去战斗力…… This feeling...... simply is...... 这种感觉……简直是…… Indescribable! 无法形容! Terrifying nightmare! 恐怖噩梦! However, what is very strange after is... one day this did six times continuously, approximately to the sixth time, although same hurting, saw that Zuo Xiaoduo will still be afraid, conditioned reflex general trembling continues...... 但是,很奇怪的是…一天被这样连续搞了六次后,大约是到了第六次的时候,虽然还是一样的疼,看到左小多仍旧会害怕,条件反射一般的发抖不止…… However, everyone was calm Xu Duo/many! 但是,每个人都从容了许多 Arrived evening's time, has been able to discuss impressively mutually, the sword in the oneself meat, what is felt? What are you felt? 以至于到了晚上的时候,赫然已经可以互相讨论了,剑在自己肉里的时候,是个什么感觉?你又是什么感觉? Jabs into the meat time, unexpectedly isn't very sore? Your what felt? 刺进肉里的时候,居然不是很疼?你啥感觉? Twists, a brace outward, is what feels novelly?...... 往外一绞、一撑的时候,又是什么新奇感受?…… Jabbed into your bone to sew? No? How I scratch you happiness such, is quite lucky...... that sword to jab into my bone seam, Great Demon King Zuo skid, while with me was discussing how to shear the issue of bone muscle......” “刺进你骨头缝了没?没有?我擦你怎么这么的幸福呢,好幸运啊……那一剑刺进我骨头缝,左大魔王一边撬,一边在跟我讨论怎么割骨头筋的问题……” Not to mention, father's calf raspatory must creak, with me carefully was introducing, blown here is being what nerve...... lay a trough!” “别提了,将老子的小腿骨刮得嘎吱嘎吱的时候,在跟我细心的介绍,正在被刮的这里是什么神经……卧了个槽!” „, You are only the thigh calves, shouted an arse? Demon King Zuo cuts open the father chest with the sword, then pushes aside the meat, directed with father discussed why the heart does not have the matter...... to make father lower the head to have a look...... also to ask I who how the oneself heart jumps must shear half to taste......” “切,你们只是大腿小腿的,喊个屁啊?左魔王用剑将老子胸口割开,然后扒开肉,指指点点的跟老子商量心脏为啥没有事情……非要让老子低下头看看自己心脏是怎么跳的……还问我要不要割一半尝尝……” numb egg, father scolded him, this bastard father's rib opening one, then with me discussed how to install......” “麻蛋,老子就骂了他一句,这混蛋将老子的肋骨给拆下来一条,然后和我商量怎么装上去……” The first class student was discussing, was saying such brutal bitter experience, unexpectedly one after another is a delighted appearance, at the same time said, oneself shakes, the tooth while trembles, a complexion paleness, actually unexpectedly is the voice that shows off...... 一班的学生在讨论,说着这样残酷的遭遇,居然一个个是一种眉飞色舞的样子,一边说,自己一边抖,牙齿一边打颤,脸色一片惨白,却居然是炫耀的口音…… As if oneself suffered such torture, matter that is worth showing off...... 似乎自己遭受了这样的酷刑,是多么值得夸耀的事情……
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