UPOH :: Volume #2

#160: father recorded 【First】


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Lei Datou smiles, said: I mean, my testifying person, should everyone be believes my?” 雷大头笑了笑,道:“我的意思是,我做证人,诸位应该是相信我的吧?” Vice Principal Wu smiles, said: Brother Lei, everyone is the old acquaintance old friend, does not need to beat around the bush, hurried to clarify finishing up. You spoke, everyone was naturally trustworthy. Haha, haha.” 吴副校长笑了笑,道:“雷兄,大家都是老熟人老朋友,不需要拐弯抹角的,赶紧澄清了完事儿。你说话,大家自然是信得过的。哈哈,哈哈。” Lei Datou haha smiles, said: Yesterday evening, I indeed made Brother Xiang to drink, in Supreme Hotel. On three people, I and son, Brother Xiang, our three people.” 雷大头哈哈笑了笑,道:“昨天晚上,我的确是约了项兄喝酒,在至尊酒店。就三个人,我和儿子,项兄,我们三个人。” The people sit well motionless. 众人端坐不动。 In the Madman Xiang eye divine light explodes shoots, laughs: What kind of, surnamed Wu, what words did you have to say?” 项狂人眼中神光爆射,哈哈大笑:“怎么样,姓吴的,你还有什么话可说?” Vice Principal Wu said lightly: What are you anxious? The words have not asked. Brother Lei, may I ask your liquor, has drunk to drink to several o'clock?” 吴副校长淡淡道:“你急什么?话还没问完呢。雷兄,敢问你们这一顿酒,一直喝酒喝到几点钟?” Lei Datou very refreshed say/way: 11 : 00 o'clock at night, this liquor drinks real happy......” 雷大头很爽快的道:“喝到半夜十一点,这顿酒喝的真痛快……” Vice Principal Wu and Vice Principal Wei yes hehe sneer. 吴副校长卫副校长都是嘿嘿冷笑起来。 Vice Principal Gao is attacked is midnight 1 o'clock , Madman Xiang 11 : 00 pm drinks up the liquor later time, no one testified. 高副校长遇袭是半夜一点钟,那么,项狂人晚上11点喝完酒之后的时间,无人作证。 Madman Xiang tall and strong body suddenly unbending, turns the head slowly, incredible looks eyeful to Lei Datou. 项狂人魁梧的身体猛然僵直了一下,缓缓转头,满眼不可置信的看向雷大头 That side, Vice Principal Wu has been following close on questioning: How many points drinks? I have not listened clearly!” 那边,吴副校长已经紧跟着追问:“喝到几点?我没听清楚!” 11 points.” “十一点啊。” A Lei Datou face is at a loss: What's wrong, this time can I also lie inadequately? Yesterday evening drank more than four hours, the Brother Xiang alcohol capacity is really......” 雷大头一脸迷惘:“怎么,这个时间我还能说谎不成?昨晚上足足喝了四个多钟头,项兄的酒量果然是……” Madman Xiang is staring, incredible looks at oneself this past old friend: Old Lei, did you say...... several points?” 项狂人瞪着眼睛,不可置信的看着自己这位当年的老朋友:“老雷,你说……几点?” 11 points. 11 points, you did not say that now Fenghai is precarious, matter are too many, needs to go back sooner?” “十一点啊。十一点,你不是说现在丰海风雨飘摇,事情太多,需要早些回去么?” A Lei Datou face is at a loss: What's wrong, Old Xiang...... you?......” 雷大头一脸迷惘:“怎么了,老项……你?……” Madman Xiang dejected nod: 300 years of friendship that hehe...... Lei Datou...... 300 years of friendship, my oneself thinks, your two character, killed. Some of my really very interests know, what advantage you did obtain? Will say!” 项狂人颓然点头:“呵呵呵……雷大头……三百年的交情,我自己以为的三百年交情,就你的这两个字,就此断送掉了。我真的很有兴趣知道,你到底得了什么好处?才会这么说的!” Lei Datou gawked staring, suddenly flies into a rage: Old Xiang, what do you mean? My good intention comes to testify for you......” 雷大头愣了愣,突然勃然大怒:“老项,你这是什么意思?我好心好意来为你作证……” „Did you testify for me?” “你为我作证?” Madman Xiang narrows the eye, said lightly: I asked you again for the last time: We drink to several o'clock!” 项狂人眯起来眼睛,淡淡道:“我再问你最后一次:咱们喝到几点钟!” Lei Datou pounds on the table to exclaim: You asked my 100, was 11 points!” 雷大头一拍桌子吼道:“你问我一百遍,也是十一点!” Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Madman Xiang gets up like the heart and liver blasting open same mirthless smile: Good, good, good! Today, I experienced anything to be called the friend finally!” 项狂人如同心肝炸裂一样的惨笑起来:“好,好,好!今天,我终于见识了什么叫做朋友!” Vice Principal Wu and the others have sneered: „Does Madman Xiang, put on airs to be useful? Does the fact all, you have something to deny?” 吴副校长等人已经冷笑起来:“项狂人,装腔作势有什么用?事实俱在,你还有什么可以抵赖的?” Madman Xiang face upwards to laugh wildly: I can deny were many! Comes the person, comes with the projecting apparatus!” 项狂人仰天狂笑:“我可以抵赖的可是多了去了!来人,拿投影仪过来!” greatly. 一声大喝。 Immediately, Madman Xiang pulls out a Xiaoxiao/little thing from the pocket...... 随即,项狂人从口袋里掏出来一个小小的东西…… Unexpectedly is...... a very pocket-sized compact disc. 居然是……一个非常袖珍的光盘。 Really thinks that the father closes at home for 20 years, is for no reason idly spends? The high-tech father also understands! Father's true evidence, here!” “真以为老子关在家里二十年,是平白虚度的?高科技老子也懂!老子真正的证据,在这里呢!” Madman Xiang hehe is sneering, along with even the connection projecting apparatus of quick worker quick foot. 项狂人嘿嘿冷笑着,随即便快手快脚的连接投影仪。 Old Xiang, your what meaning?” The Lei Datou complexion changes. 老项,你什么意思?”雷大头脸色一变。 Rolls your mother to compel!” “滚你妈逼!” Madman Xiang clenches jaws to curse angrily one: What thing are you? Also dares to call father Old Xiang? Opens your dog to look shortly! This is anything!” 项狂人咬牙切齿怒骂一句:“你算什么东西?也敢叫老子一声老项?睁大你的狗眼看看!这是什么!” The projecting apparatus emit the picture, is the Supreme Hotel entrance. 投影仪放出画面,正是至尊酒店的门口。 The two person crosses the hands behind the back to stand, stands in other end, but Madman Xiang in big strides from distant place, but laughs: Big end, especially coming back also knows to look for me unexpectedly, calculates your boy also a little conscience!” 两个人负手而立,站在彼端,而项狂人大踏步从远方而来哈哈大笑:“大头,特么的回来居然还知道找我,算你小子还有点良心!” Immediately three people laugh, entered the hotel together, the picture stays above the clock of hotel lobby: In the afternoon 6 0.4 17! 随即三人大笑,一起进入酒店,画面停留到了酒店大厅的时钟之上:下午六点四十七分! Lei Datou, stares greatly your eye to be attractive, whether was yesterday afternoon, we just the situation of putting in an appearance time.” 雷大头,瞪大你的眼睛好好看看,是否是昨天下午,咱们刚刚照面时候的情形。” Madman Xiang is fierce the face: You , to continue to deny, actually might also as well, how many acquaintances about nearby entrance also has, believes that the night ago situation association/will do remember? Wants me to look them?” 项狂人狰狞着脸:“你若是想要继续抵赖,却也无妨,左右旁边门口还有几个熟人,相信他们一夜前的情形总会记得吧?要不要我将他们找来?” Lei Datou looks deathly pale, in the look shoots the panic look. 雷大头脸色惨白,眼神中射出来惊慌失措的神色。 The Vice Principal Wu look changes, gets angry: Madman Xiang, your being up to mischief acrobatics?” 吴副校长眼神一变,怒道:“项狂人,你搞什么鬼把戏?” father being up to mischief acrobatics, did not need to worry, look ended, looked at you not to know!” “老子搞什么鬼把戏,不用着急,看就完了,看过你不就知道了吗!” Madman Xiang sneers, again and again is immediately quick, the picture transformed in the hotel room, but most noteworthy is that the picture throughout to the clock that on the room wall is hanging, instead is pushing the cup to discuss three people, the angle was slightly bad, but was also clear enough. 项狂人冷笑一声,随即连连快进,画面转换到了酒店房间内,而最惹人注目的是,画面始终对着房间墙上挂的时钟,反而是正在推杯论盏的三人,角度稍差,但也足够清晰。 At this time, only heard Madman Xiang to say one: A twinkling 11.2 ten, the joyful time are really the rapidness, ha, the liquor may not drink thoroughly.” 这时,只听见项狂人说了一句:“一眨眼就十一点二十了,快乐的时光果然是过的快,哈哈哈,酒可还没喝透呢。” Lei Datou laughs: Without drinking thoroughly, that continues to drink, manages how many points do? Old Xiang haven't you asked for leave? Haha, I do not believe you to drink with me together also need to ask for leave!” 雷大头哈哈大笑:“没喝透,那就继续喝,管几点干什么?难道老项你没请假?哈哈,我不信你跟我在一起喝酒还需要请假!” Madman Xiang laughs like the thunder: Bullshit! Continues to drink! thoroughly, must drink thoroughly!” 项狂人大笑如雷:“屁话!继续喝!喝到透,一定要喝透!” Time points pasts, the atmosphere on liquor table, sees more and more warmly. 时间一点点过去,酒桌上的气氛,也越来越见热烈。 Saw only Madman Xiang seems like got drunk, is pointing at the bell on wall, hehe smiling: Especially the gadget is shaking, was father drunk? How many points is this? I said that is a o'clock, you said I said is right?” 只见项狂人似乎是喝醉了,指着墙上的钟,呵呵的笑:“特么的这玩意儿怎么一个劲的在晃,难道老子醉了?这是几点?我说是一点钟,你说我说的对不对?” Lei Datou laughs: You special the old boy have not been drunk! Is a o'clock! Without being drunk , to continue to drink!” 雷大头大笑:“你特么老小子没醉!就是一点钟!没醉,就继续喝!” Also crossed for one hour, Madman Xiang both eyes is blurred, bit by bit: Now several : 00, especially did father look at this bell right not...... the present this is 2 : 30?” 又过了一小时,项狂人两眼迷离,头一点一点的:“现在几点了,特么的老子看这个钟就是不大对劲……现在这是两点半了吧?” Yes!” Lei Datou in definitely said at the same time: Was 2 : 30, Brother Xiang, we drank two altars/jars to should again to finish, how did not know you, I drank thoroughly, if drank again, but really felt nauseated.” “是!”雷大头在一边肯定道:“就是两点半了,项兄,咱俩再喝两坛可就该结束了,不知道你怎么样,我可是喝透了,要是再喝,可就真的要吐了。” Good!” “好!” To 3:20, this liquor, drank up finally. 一直到了三点20,这一场酒,终于喝完。 Madman Xiang depends toward the chair on blurry, said: Brother Lei, is really crisp today.” 项狂人迷迷糊糊往椅子上一靠,道:“雷兄,今天真爽。” I am also happy.” Lei Datou laughs. “我也爽啊。”雷大头哈哈大笑。 Madman Xiang pressed the suspension here. 项狂人在这里按了暂停。 The picture stops. 画面停止。 Turns the head, vision falcon general looks at Lei Datou: What can you have to now say?” 转头,目光鹰隼一般的看着雷大头:“你现在可还有什么要说的?” Lei Datou looks deathly pale like the paper, said: Everyone heard, throughout is you were asking, I coordinated you to say casually, in fact the bell of that room radically was bad words that...... did not believe that we can look for the Supreme Hotel boss and manager, asks.” 雷大头脸色惨白如纸,道:“大家都听到了,始终都是你在问,我配合你随便说说罢了,实际上那房间的钟根本就是坏的……不信的话,我们可以找至尊酒店的老板和经理,来问一问。” Asks them to ask? Let him approve your view?” “找他们来问问?让他认同你的说法吗?” Madman Xiang laughs. 项狂人哈哈大笑。 The entrance makes a sound a coldly sound, said: Does not need to look for them, they have arrived at my there.” 门口响起来一个冷冷的声音,道:“不必找他们了,他们已经到我那里去了。” Finishes barely the words, bald, one step trod. 话音未落,一个光头,一步踏了进来。 Comes the person height body to be extravagant, square features big ear, handsome, only has on a bald hair not to have, making the entire image slightly sell at a discount, however its vision is dignified, is ordinary like cold lightning, the looking disdainfully people, come person Central Plains area Star Shield Bureau Main Bureau Head, Jiang Wenzhou. 来人身高体阔,方脸大耳,相貌堂堂,唯有光头上一根头发也没有,令到整体形象略打折扣,然而其目光威严,如同冷电一般,睥睨众人,来人正是中原地区星盾局总局长,蒋文洲 Bureau Head Jiang behind, two black-clothed person, are wearing the Star Shield Bureau uniform/subdue similarly. 蒋局长身后,还有两位黑衣人,同样身穿着星盾局的制服。 After coming, first greets with Ye Changqing, then said: Hello everyone, today Jiang is unsolicited, comes to be specially Vice Principal Xiang testifies.” 进来后,先跟叶长青打了个招呼,然后道:“各位好,今天蒋某不请自到,特意来为项副校长做个证。” Everyone should know me, although I cultivation base is superficial, to say insufficient, but said that Fenghai City this boundary, did not know my should not be many, does not know words that I spoke, does everyone believe does not believe?” “大家应该都认识我,我虽然修为浅薄,不足为道,但说道丰海城这地界,不认识我的应该还不多,不知道我说的话,各位信是不信?” His light smiling, does not wait for the people to reply, said without consulting anybody: Yesterday evening, Vice Principal Xiang must ask my Star Shield Bureau to drink suddenly, but oneself actually do not make an appearance, only booked a room to us, making us drink in his next door...... listens to him to shoot the breeze in that side, hehe, if not for cannot be victorious he, I hit him in the past. Where has treats? Plays a trick to spoil the person radically sincerely!” 他淡淡的笑了笑,并不等众人回答,径自说道:“昨天晚上,项副校长突然要请我星盾局喝酒,但是本人却又不露面,就只给我们定了个房间,让我们在他的隔壁喝酒……就听着他在那边高谈阔论,嘿嘿,若不是打不过他,我就过去打他了。哪有这么请客的?根本就是诚心设局糟蹋人!” But these words just said that Lei Datou, Vice Principal Wu, Vice Principal Wei and the others the complexions, brushed all of a sudden changed. 可是这句话甫一说出来,雷大头,吴副校长,卫副校长等人的脸色,刷的一下子就变了。 Truly spoils the person, is to spoil is not your Jiang Wenzhou Jiang! 确实是糟蹋人,就是要糟蹋的不是你蒋文洲蒋某人而已! Yesterday evening, I was really interested to this grandfather and grandchild, am this grandfather and grandchild make Vice Principal Xiang drop out us to pay no attention, how can not be unattractive? Then saw that these two run outward, a while went out, a while that went out...... this act, even more makes Jiang curious.” “昨天晚上,我是真的对这爷俩有兴趣,就是这爷俩令到项副校长抛下我们不理,怎能不好好看看?然后就看到这两位一个劲儿往外跑,一会儿这个出去了,一会儿那个出去了……这行径,越发的让蒋某人好奇起来。” Jiang Wenzhou puts out a hand, in the hand also has a compact disc. 蒋文洲一伸手,手里也有个光盘。 Jiang has one's interest in an old hobby revived upon seeing somebody else doing, made a video recording simply, is everyone interested in having a look?” 蒋某人见猎心喜,干脆弄了份录像,大家有没有兴趣看看?” Opposite people calm faces. 对面众人沉着脸。 Wen Xingtian haha said with a smile: Since is so the good play, that naturally must have a look.” 文行天哈哈笑道:“既然是这般好戏,那当然是要看看的了。” The projecting apparatus start to work again. 投影仪再次开始工作。 Unexpectedly is only one, sees only Lei Datou to go out from the room, walks toward the distant restroom following the corridor in a hurry, in restroom entrance suspension. 居然只是一段,只见雷大头从房间走出,匆匆顺着走廊向着远方厕所走去,在厕所门口暂停。 Jiang Wenzhou said lightly: This honored guest surnamed Lei, you that upscale reserving a room, how, in the room should also have the restroom to serve again...... must run unexpectedly is so far, after capital, formed other habit? Does not know that this is what custom, rare!” 蒋文洲淡淡道:“这位姓雷的贵客,你们那么高档的包房,再怎么着,房间里也该有厕所伺候着……居然要跑那么远,难道到了上京之后养成了别的习惯?不知道这是什么规矩,稀罕哪!” Immediately suspends vanishing , to continue to broadcast. 随即暂停消失,继续播放。 Sees only Lei Datou speedily runs, with digs out with the hand, , start in gulps vomits. 只见雷大头一溜烟的跑进去,跟着就是用手一抠,噗的一声,大口大口的开始呕吐起来。 Spits to wipe the face, with pulls out a bottle, took two medicines, then unties the pants to urinate, the spirit immediately became well, the round trip walked. 吐完抹抹脸,跟着就掏出一个瓶子,吃了两颗药,然后又解开裤子撒泡尿,精神顿时变得好了些,才往回走。 everyone knows, this Drink Northern Dipper...... specifically aims at the liquor that the expert makes, if drinks enough many, really can be drunk half dead ; Even if there is deep profound merit in the body , the evaporation, could not resist...... regarding the average person, this Drink Northern Dipper was violently poisonous, drank then not to be drunk, drunk dream remaining years of life!” 诸位都知道,这醉北斗……是专门针对高手酿的酒,若是喝的足够多,是真的能醉个半死的;纵使有深厚玄功在身,也蒸发不出,抵抗不了……对于普通人来说,这醉北斗就是剧毒,喝了便是一醉不起,醉梦余生!” Jiang Wenzhou light sound: But in view of Drink Northern Dipper, the research and development factory also had/left the special awaking yeast, un, in this Brother Lei hand takes should and that's the end. However, the sales volume of this medicine was honest minimal. After all martial artist drinks, is drunk rarely, but makes liquor that made us keel over drunk seriously specially, was rarer!” 蒋文洲淡淡的声音:“但是针对醉北斗,研发厂家也出了专门的醒酒药,嗯,这位雷兄手中拿的应该就是了。但是说句实在话,这种药的销量微乎其微。毕竟武者喝酒,难得一醉,而专门造出来让我们当真醉倒的酒品,更为难得啊!” At least Jiang cannot think that this Brother Lei, how brings so many antialcoholic drugs along, this juts out, affords a marvelous view.” “至少蒋某人是想不到这位雷兄,怎地随身带着这么多的解酒药,这一出出的,蔚为奇观啊。”
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