UPOH :: Volume #2

#156: By pit 【First!】


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Zuo Xiaoduo felt at the scene the whole person is not good. 左小多当场就感觉整个人都不好了。 Obviously...... 很显然…… These two old fogies, have followed after the oneself two people, does not know with how long! 这俩老家伙,一直就跟在自己两人身后,已经不知道跟了多久! What we definitely know is that words that oneself two people spoke a moment ago, that is one has not leaked, all by two people clear listening ears inside in the past. 但可以肯定的是,自己刚才两人说的话,那是一句也没有漏,全都被两人清清楚楚的听进耳朵里边过去。 Zuo Xiaoduo felt instantaneously oneself prostate gland control even more, that boundless must spout...... 左小多瞬间感觉自己前列腺愈发的控制不住,那一股磅礴就要喷涌…… Really must frighten the urine! 真的是要吓尿了! These two when with? 这两人啥时候跟来的? How to have discovered? 怎么就没发现呢? Li Chenglong!” Zuo Xiaoduo clenches jaws: Your pit I!” 李成龙!”左小多咬牙切齿:“你丫的坑我!” Li Chenglong wants to cry but have no tears: I suspect how now you I...... you that keen spirit sense have not discovered in the pit......” 李成龙欲哭无泪:“我现在是怀疑你在坑我……你那么敏锐的灵觉怎么都没发现……” Two people also look grief-stricken. 两人同时如丧考妣。 By Wen Xingtian and Ye Changqing cultivation base, wants Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong could not detect words that was really easy! 文行天叶长青修为,想要左小多李成龙发觉不了的话,实在是太容易了! Even if follows in behind on the post, that could not discover absolutely! 哪怕就贴在背后跟着,那也是万万发现不了的! However...... two people feel right now...... it was black! 但是……这下子两人都感觉……天都黑了! Dark day soon! 暗天无日! Ye Changqing shows an affable smile, said: You scolded me a moment ago, I remember clearly.” 叶长青露出一个和蔼可亲的笑容,道:“刚才你俩骂我,我可是记得清清楚楚的。” Wen Xingtian is giving a tongue-lashing the tooth: Un, my old thing, was really sinister, unexpectedly listened secretly the student to egg on a quarrel!” 文行天呲着牙:“嗯,我这个老东西,实在是太阴险了,居然偷听学生说小话!” Zuo Xiaoduo both legs trembled, stutter: Principal, Teacher Wen, this...... this is actually the misconception...... is the misunderstanding......, misunderstanding......” 左小多两条腿都哆嗦了起来,结结巴巴:“校长,文老师,这……这其实都是错觉……都是误会……嘿嘿嘿,误会……” Ye Changqing crosses the hands behind the back to go, leaves behind hehe the laughter: Hehe hehe...... misunderstanding, un, misunderstanding. You have four years, explained this misunderstanding with the old man.” 叶长青负手而去,留下呵呵的笑声:“呵呵呵呵……误会,恩,误会。你有四年的时间,和老夫解释这个误会。” Wen Xingtian crosses the hands behind the back to go, similarly leaves behind one laughter: Hehe hehe...... misunderstanding, un, misunderstanding. Time long very looks.” 文行天负手而去,同样留下一串笑声:“呵呵呵呵……误会,恩,误会。时间长的很啊长得很。” Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong thorough despaired. 左小多李成龙彻彻底底的绝望了。 You have a look at me, I have a look at you, from the opposite party eyes, saw oneself in the four years dark day soon life...... 你看看我,我看看你,从对方眼中,都是看到了自己这四年暗天无日的生活…… „...... Yeah, ended, thorough ended......” “……哎,完了,彻底的完了……” Ended......” “完了……” ...... …… The commendation rally convenes as scheduled. 表彰大会如期召开。 The school teachers and students, perform the champion and second-place finisher who focuses attention on at this new student/life trial suddenly two people, everyone somewhat is strange. 全校师生,一时间尽都注目于这次新生试炼的冠亚军两人,大家都有些奇怪。 Actually is because these two goods are completely looking grief-stricken of face, is ordinary like the good-for-nothing, both eyes spiritless accepted the commendation...... 却是因为这俩货尽都是一脸的如丧考妣,如同行尸走肉一般,两眼无神的接受了表彰…… This some dance with joy, high-spirited, is the least bit does not have unexpectedly, looks like the two empty shell simply...... 该有的欢欣鼓舞,意气风发,竟是半点都没有,简直就像是两个空壳…… As the reward of champion and second-place finisher, the medicinal pill anything's reward, that has not embezzled, should gave. 作为冠亚军的奖励,丹药什么的奖励,那是一点也没有克扣,该给的都给了。 However speaking of final school grades benefit...... 但是说到最后的学分利益…… Zuo Xiaoduo took the champion, the school grades resulted in 22222 ; But Li Chenglong second place, 22000 ; Meng Changjun third place, 21000. 左小多作为冠军,学分得了22222;而李成龙亚军,22000;孟长军季军,21000。 Phase difference, unexpectedly so minimal. 相差,居然是如此的微乎其微。 This time had not announced obtained the star beast concrete quantity, announced the school grades. 此次并没有公布获得星兽的具体数量,就只是公布了学分。 Many do not understand the true situation was discussing secretly. 好多不明真相的都在暗暗讨论。 This, first ten spell unexpectedly is almost evenly matched! 这一届,居然前十名拼得几乎就是势均力敌啊! Although first three result by far peers, but is not too odd. 虽然前三的成绩远胜侪辈,但也不算太离谱。 Sir Principal personally manages, the words, then conducted the congratulation to first ten, particularly conducted the high commendation to first three, conducted providing to all new student/life school grades. 校长大人亲自主持,将话,然后对前十名进行了祝贺,尤其是对前三名进行了高度的表彰,对所有新生的学分进行了发放。 But this time display most prominent class is first class. 而这次表现最为突出的班级就是一班 36 people, 26 people entered first 30! 三十六个人,有二十六人进入了前三十名! Naturally, if arranges by first 36, first class entered 32 people! 当然,若是论前三十六名来排的话,一班进入了三十二人! Xiang Bing Xiang Chong that the midway withdraws from, the result fell more than 90 about. 中途退出的项冰项冲,成绩落到了九十多名开外。 Everyone is a scene of jubilation. 所有人都是一片欢腾。 Then, everyone also has the common doubts. 然后,大家也都有共同的疑惑。 This champion and second-place finisher today was this? 这冠亚军今天这是怎了? How absolutely not to have the champion and second-place finisher to have that high-spiritedness that looked like two radish. 怎么就完全没有冠亚军应该有的那种意气风发,就像是两个焉了的萝卜。 Also or was looks like received the quail of frightening general...... 又或者说是像受了惊吓的鹌鹑一般…… In receiving an award, facing the flattering degree that Principal smiles, the appearance of flattering the shaking the head tail shakes...... flatters the villain simply, tedious...... 在领奖的时候,面对校长笑的谄媚程度,摇头尾巴晃的讨好的样子……简直就是谄媚小人,惹人生厌…… The promulgation ended. 颁奖结束。 Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong were expected that the violent storm has not arrived, looked like all causes and effects to uncover...... 左小多李成龙预料中的暴风骤雨并没有到来,就像是一切因果都揭过了…… Two people hold the reward, scratching the head, is the feeling a little head is not sufficient. 两人捧着奖励,挠挠头,都是感觉有点脑袋不大够用。 Finished up?” Under the Zuo Xiaoduo heart is at a loss. “就这么完事儿了?”左小多心下迷惘不已。 Yes, passed?” Li Chenglong also feels twice as unthinkable, muddy is unsolvable. “是啊,就这么过去了?”李成龙也倍觉匪夷所思,浑不可解。 Held up the big board obviously, how two people to shake shaking to oneself, unexpectedly declines? 明明都举起了大板子,怎地就对自己两人晃了晃,居然没落下来? Swelly, this matter is not right......” 肿肿,这事不对劲儿啊……” Zuo Xiaoduo is pondering: I always feel us by the counter- pit.” 左小多沉思着:“我总是感觉咱们被反坑了一道呢。” Li Chenglong blinks the eye: I have similar feeling......” 李成龙眨巴眨巴眼睛:“我也有类似的感觉……” Two people stood firm immediately, were dumbfounded good long while. 两人随即站定,大眼瞪小眼了好半天。 Finally 终于 Definitely by pit!” “肯定是被坑了!” Zuo Xiaoduo wandered the half of the day, finally clenches jaws scolded to make noise: This two old fox! Takes us to play purely.” 左小多转悠了半天,终于咬牙切齿的骂出声来:“这两个老狐狸!纯粹就是拿着咱们玩儿呢。” What do you mean?” “啥意思?” Definitely because of school grades!” “肯定是因为学分!” Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: We drank two nourishing cream, basic...... are discovered on being nothing important matter was also discovered, the nourishing cream has not clearly stipulated does not allow to drink, was discovered, was warns at most, later does not drink is.” 左小多叹口气:“咱们喝两口营养液,根本就算不了什么大事……被发现了也就被发现了,营养液可没有明文规定不允许喝,被发现了,顶多也就是告诫一番,以后不喝了就是。” But the school grades, we succeed in obtaining this/should , are so few, you, you should not probably be so few, you 100,000 school grades definitely have, my star beast income is minimum 400,000 school grades to be reasonable over......” “但是学分,咱们到手的怎么也该只有这么少,还有你,你也不应该只得这么少,你十万的学分是肯定有的,我的星兽收益起码得超过四十万学分才合理……” This these old foxes clearly are feared after we had so many school grades, not diligently cultivation, or does not attend the trial...... intentionally with drinking the matter of nourishing cream diligently suppresses us......” “这这几个老狐狸分明是怕我们有了这么多学分后不努力修炼,或者不努力参加试炼……故意用喝营养液的事儿打压我们……” Then we accepted the commendation, this matter also on the past......, because does not have to shout at the scene, this was unable to speak out about one's grievances to eat!” “然后我们接受了表彰,这事儿也就过去了……因为没有当场喊出来,这个哑巴亏就吃定了!” „, To suppress us, the Meng Changjun points income was been black!” “靠,为了打压我们,连带着孟长军积分收益都被黑了!” Zuo Xiaoduo wants to understand instantaneously the matter results in the beginning to end. 左小多瞬间就想明白了事情得始末。 Stamps the feet the deep sigh: Black, is really black, the eye does not wink, black my 400,000 school grades......, moreover frightened father became a day of grandson, was buckled 400,000 also to take a face flattered......” 跌足长叹:“黑啊,真是黑啊,眼睛都不眨一下,就黑了我四十万学分啊……而且还将老子吓得足足当了一天的孙子,被扣了四十万还要一脸的谄媚……” A Zuo Xiaoduo face is speechless: Took...... me really to take...... father to brag pretending to be a pig to eat tigers guy, amassed money to be next, actually so played with above the stock palm has not known......” 左小多一脸无语:“服了……我是真的服了……老子自诩老银币,敛财次之,却被人如此玩弄于股掌之上还不自知……” Li Chenglong somewhat is still puzzled: I only understand half.” 李成龙兀自有些不解:“我还是只明白一半。” Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: By your intelligence quotient, can understand half, was good, remaining, oneself ponders over...... yeah...... this time to acknowledge that the punishment is deserved slowly, has a lot of time for that.” 左小多叹口气:“以你这智商,能明白一半,就不错了,剩下的,慢慢地自己琢磨去吧……哎……此番认栽,来日方长。” Two people heaved a sigh, walk. 两人一路唉声叹气,走了。 Distant place. 身后远方。 Ye Changqing and Wen Xingtian smile. 叶长青文行天相视一笑。 Cannot think that can only frighten he less than half-day time......” the Wen Xingtian surface to reveal the color of regret, obviously has not given full expression. “想不到只能吓他不到半天的时间……”文行天面显遗憾之色,显然是意犹未尽。 A moment ago this two fellow trembling appearance in reverential awe, was really lovable, particularly a face flattered looks at oneself that the whole body flattered the time, Wen Xingtian only felt that crisp to space, actually without thinking awakened quickly. 刚才这两个家伙诚惶诚恐战战兢兢的样子,实在是太可爱了,尤其是一脸谄媚全身讨好的看着自己的时候,文行天只感觉爽到了天上,却没想到这么快就醒悟了。 You are content!” “你就知足吧!” Ye Changqing is also smiles very enjoyably, said: They have no loss, naturally also understood.” 叶长青也是笑得很舒心,道:“他们并没有任何损失,自然也就明白了。” Clearly lost so many school grades......” “分明损失了那么多学分……” Wen Xingtian said half, awakens on oneself: Indeed does not have the least bit to lose, pouring was really I thinks badly.” 文行天说了一半,就自己醒悟过来:“的确是没半点损失,倒真是我想得差了。” Ye Changqing laughs. 叶长青哈哈一笑。 Said that does not have the least bit to lose is certainly wrong ; Zuo Xiaoduo lost several hundred thousand school grades. 说没半点损失当然是错的;左小多损失了实打实的几十万学分。 However several hundred thousand school grades regarding Zuo Xiaoduo, not necessarily have too affect much actually real, because of 20,000 school grades, enough he has used quite a while. 但是几十万学分对于左小多来说,未必有太多作用倒是真的,因为两万学分,已经足够他用相当一阵子了。 Discussed by the performance of Zuo Xiaoduo, later had greatly mission, greatly the school grades started, anything will not delay. 左小多的表现而论,以后自有大把的任务,大把的学分入手,什么都不会耽搁。 If only focuses on this time magnanimous points, instead is possibly slack in work. 若是只着眼于这次的海量积分,反而可能消极怠工。 Does not know that should say Principal Ye the thoughts, thinks through a matter, is...... other anything! 就是不知该说叶校长的这份心思,是用心良苦,还是……其他什么的! For example when that anything and stands...... is not very that anything appropriate...... 比如那什么又当又立……也不是很那啥合适…… ...... …… The awards ceremony ended, the first class high and low all schoolmates have one are, does not dare to look for Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong speech. 颁奖典礼结束,一班上下的所有同学有一个算一个,就没有敢找左小多李成龙说话的。 First, this their present whole bodies linger the negativity, the person are seeing, coming up the speech perhaps by the resentment is the minor matter, vented anger to seek troublesome. 一来呢,这俩人现在浑身萦绕着负面情绪,人所共见,上去说话恐怕被怼都是小事,被迁怒可就是自寻麻烦了。 Secondly, these days, the student groups to look for trouble, each other other will toss about exhausted. 二来呢,这段时间里,学员分组找麻烦,彼此将彼此折腾得筋疲力尽。 Now will sleep will be opening an eye, when for fear that was attacked...... 现在睡觉都会睁着一只眼睛,唯恐什么时候就被袭击了…… And what is more, now some people have been carrying big basin male schoolmate's underpants also to have the smelly sock, going to that side the basin occupied the position...... very very to lose face sad. 更有甚者,现在已经有人在端着一大盆男同学的内衣裤还有臭袜子,去水池那边占位置了……很悲催很丢人。 However...... is willing to bet to concede. 但是……愿赌服输。 It is not as skillful as others, must recognize! 技不如人,就得认! The time for the lunch drew near, only has little few time, everyone is discussing the martial arts theory, exchanged oneself not to understand does not excel, has not thought through the thing that and even has not grasped...... 午饭时间快到了,仅剩下少少的时间,大家都在讨论武学理论,交流自己不理解不擅长,还没有想通乃至还没有掌握的东西…… This time trains in any case is the affirmation insufficient. 反正这点时间对练是肯定不够的了。 Last night was attacked three times...... I to force to go, was really savage!” “昨晚被袭击了三次……我勒个去,实在是太凶残了!” Complete frightened person! Has any sound to crawl to be frightened to look around immediately......” “完全惊弓之鸟!有啥动静都立即爬起来惊惶张望……” Not to mention, was all right late at night with great difficulty, Hao Han of upper berth put an arse to awaken to me, the good long time unable to fall asleep...... the grass!” “别提了,后半夜好不容易没事儿了,上铺的郝汉个屁给我惊醒了,好半晌都睡不着……草!” Is content, you were waked are because has the sound, but I, others sleeping slight breath, may listen actually to seem like some people now to ambush in me in me prepares to attack me behind, the extreme nervousness is not enough to describe that...... this is sad.” “知足吧,你被弄醒是因为有动静,可我呢,现在别人睡觉轻微呼吸,可在我听来却像是有人埋伏在我身后准备袭击我,草木皆兵不足以形容……这悲催不悲催。” I said this matter with me in the big brother of Sun and Moon Pass frontline, the big brother said that our progressions also by far insufficient, at least must to use the weapon several times toward meat Riza is the first pass/test......” “我跟我在日月关前线的大哥说这事儿,大哥说我们这个级数还远远不够,起码还得要动用兵器往肉里扎几次才算过了第一关……” Respected opinion!” “高见!” The people were discussing, suddenly some people such as appraised one. 众人正在讨论,突然有人如是评价了一句。 But the appraisals of these two characters, are after behind, are actually not the people involved in the discussions. 而这俩字的评价,乃是来自身后,却不是参与讨论的人。 Everyone then looked following the sound, the complexion becomes a paleness immediately, speech Wen Xingtian, from a face looking pensive. 大家循声回头一看,脸色登时变得一片苍白,说话的正是文行天,正自一脸的若有所思。 Good...... the knife toward meat Riza...... could not realize death feeling......” muttered, while is frowning ponder. “不错……刀子不往肉里扎……是体会不到死亡感觉的……”一边喃喃自语,一边皱着眉头沉思的去了。 „!!!!” “!!!!” Discussing Meng Changjun Hao Han Pi Yibao and the others looked at each other in blank dismay, everyone felt that the oneself heartbeat stopped half racket. 正在讨论的孟长军郝汉皮一宝等人面面相觑,人人都感觉自己心跳停跳了半拍。 Immediately 45 people on collapse held Hao Han to punch crazily. 随即四五个人就崩溃的抓住郝汉狂揍了一顿。 Your he leaves about what fart! Right now is good............ to start miserably to resort to arms......” “你他么的乱放什么屁!这下子好了……更惨了……要开始动刀了……”
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